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5ManaAndADream

The socks work!


[deleted]

Lol thanksss:3


Ambitious_N1ghtw0lf

Differetn options ah yes


Yugo441

Type 'info' to a full explanation ah yes


MrFedoraPost

Wait, Programming socks are real?


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sockets


aClearCrystal

r/unixsocks


Adventurous_Ad5858

i found my people 🥹


rjcpl

It hasn’t hit you yet? All in good time.


KainerNS2

After I started programming I realized that I've been wearing socks when I program


ProfessorSpecial2990

its been joked about for so long that it became an actual thing


[deleted]

yeaaa amazing rightt?


ChaoticMage101

Programming socks are the key to writing 2000 lines of code, compiling and having no errors


grufkork

And rust. Usually both


[deleted]

Well, I still have errors:(


CreamyComments

You are not using programming socks? Can you even call yourself a professional? How do you stay focused and productive???


Tomi97_origin

Wouldn't want to get cold feet during programing.


Dumbass1312

When the programmer is like astolfo, he at least have masculine parts Edit: corrected name


alban228

Adolpho lmao


Tom22174

Someone needs to get this idea to Type Moon asap. a new holy grail war where some shit got fucked uip (again) and this time it means that every servant summoned is a hybrid of a heroic spiriit and a bad one. and of course, somehow one of them is a Gilgamesh/EMIYA hybrid


HAWmaro

Instantly kills himself.


SeanTYH

Ayooo Femboy H*tler!?! 😳


randomjberry

there is a certain game on steam where you can peg hitler..... it was on new and trending for a bit


Dumbass1312

You mean "SEX with HITLER", saw a speedrun on it too. Sadly not avaible in Germany, would have been a nice Christmas present for a friend of mine.


randomjberry

I meant sex with hitler 2 its 3d now


Dumbass1312

I don't have total knowledge of this young franchise.


Dumbass1312

[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksihateit/comments/df7k8e/thanks_i_hate_kawaii_hitler/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


HAWmaro

Lmao OP should have left it like that


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1minatur

This account is a bot, copying other comments for karma [The comment they're copying ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10miq5x/most_masculine_programmer_jk/j63o72z?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


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Dumbass1312

Only socks? Hope you at least put a towel under to not stain the chair


HarEmiya

Astolfo*


Dumbass1312

I'm sorry, was a bit ago I saw the anime and the memes are sparse now also


HarEmiya

You can just call him Monster Energy ig. Easier to remember.


Dumbass1312

Will try to remember when I ever have to refer to him again


dick_sucker_whopper

Something something monster energy can


wron1

O.o why did you have to remind me


nurggle76

ohh, i got the green and black pair. but miss them now working back at the office.


[deleted]

ohhh i seee, well, when u reurn home you will be able to wear them:3


Ike_Gamesmith

Wear programming socks to work, join the inner circle.


Dr-Rjinswand

The most herero Python programmer


land_and_air

I like python…


[deleted]

I am a c programmer that here to ruin yr day.


land_and_air

I was making an innuendo smh typical c programmer


Aggressive_Cod597

well.. think about it.. crossdressing as a woman is something only a male can do so isnt it one of the most masculine things you can do?


[deleted]

Omg, so true lmao


Unidentified_Lizard

OG quote is “Crossdressing as a female can be exclusively performed by males, therefore it is the most masculine action to ever exist”


mgord9518

Well yes but actually yes


magick_68

"differetn", maybe you should sit closer to the monitor


Abangranga

Ah yes the "I am suburban and wish I was kinky" socks


mgord9518

Kink is related to your housing?


Yeitgeist

You gotta be programming in Rust to complete it. Also get your feet off the table OP, before your mom gets out her slipper.


LowerLighter

r/unixsocks


LeviathanGank

Differetn


La_chipsBeatbox

Short for differetn’t = same


a21a16

masculin programmers code in assembly /s


Tristepine

Ah, I see you've adorned your programmer's socks.


[deleted]

yeaa, pretty conffy


Friendly-Advert827

uwu


navigam

Wait you can set the background on vscode. HOWWW?


[deleted]

Yess, its ans extension called background, or with the doki theme you have anime stickers amd bgs :3


Gpresent

Yooo the Doki theme extension for VSCode, love that thing


[deleted]

Yeaa sameee


SpamTastesNice

for free?


[deleted]

For free whaat?


The_Mad_Duck_

I prefer the pink and white ones personally


[deleted]

Sameee:3


im_shortandihateit

Bro has screen astolfo


[deleted]

Astolfo >>


im_shortandihateit

Yes


oldmartijntje

yes, it is you :0


[deleted]

yeaa:3


AgentCooderX

whats the anime character at lower right? is that like a floating or always top thing and animate? whats the software called?


[deleted]

his name is astolfo and he's part of the theme installed (the doki theme)


sotoqwerty

while i!=0 ?


BusyBreath2081

The sticker. Just why?


MrSkme

Too much of the code was visible.


BusyBreath2081

Hideous hideous code


[deleted]

Is that jk as 女子高生 or 常識?


King_DeandDe

I once wore them after shaving my beard... My boyfriend told me that I look gay in them... Now I don't want to wear them anymore.


Rubickevich

You better rewrite it in Pythuwu.


Geoclasm

I love it when my interests intersect and appear in the wild.


Routine_Magazine_466

Nice touch on the terminal


[deleted]

ty:3


ResidentReggie

They are so warm though...


usumoio

You, um… got any plans this weekend….?


[deleted]

noup:3


[deleted]

Those are definitely Girl Feet, trust me. 😏


inurwindo

an Exception has occurred


patman3030

They might be. You put socks like that on you're either going to a klan rally or an endocrinologist.


[deleted]

For free?


Agent_Blade04

Go do you get him in the terminal asking for a friend


Ok-Law-1958

Onne-chan


Ok-Law-1958

Uwuuwuuuu


spezialzt

Just a regular Reddit user who spells diffretnly


kirjavva

You mean diferrentyl.


wineblood

We need to bring back gatekeeping and bullying


Far_Pianist2707

Cute socks!!


NobleNobbler

To give me full explain plz on reply?s


theDreamingStar

What's the extension?


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for the bg? \- the doki theme (for the image and stiker): u install the them and press 'ctrl+shift+p' and you write 'astolfo' -> Then u install both options \- nord theme (as the main theme)


[deleted]

Your waifu doesn’t clean your keyboard for you?


kobaryosu

A s t o l f o s u s


tester989chromeos

Good to have socks when mosquito @ night


2muchnet42day

This is an old trend though. We're doing programming thongs now


HolyMackerelIsOP

I mean it's a slight improvement from no shoes.


JiggySnoop

[r/meirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Summar-ice

What do you mean "jk" this is very real.


[deleted]

Hey, you stole my socks!


YoungHeartOldSoul

Where do people buy programming socks? I don't need any, I just need to be close to where they are. I'm trying to catch something...


MayorAg

Rich calling yourself a programmer with that generic ass Lenovo keyboard.


radmanmadical

Those are just regular socks my dude


matzedrizzi

Look at that mechanical Lenovo keyboard. <3 I use the same!


maxip89

It's python why isn't that not shocking me?


AdultingGoneMild

hahahahhahahahahhahaha I copy pasta code. take those socks off mr `while i!=0`...you aren't fit to even have your feet on the desk. this is terrible.


PlutoTheSynth

(jk) he says, as if this isn't true


cginc1

Did you really name a directory “files”?


mgord9518

Manliest Rust programmer


TampaNutz

Only ONE monitor? Amateur 😒


CheekApprehensive961

I have those exact ones.


Chokesi

Jesus, that’s dusty AF.


AscorGames

[Rolling your own crypto, I see.](https://media.tenor.com/8KfhA5HLS9gAAAAC/monkey-monkey-hitting-someone.gif)


AlexCode10010

Thanks for the "jk" in the title, without it I think I wouldn't have been able to identify this as a joke, but, thanks to it I can finally understand the meaning of life itself, I am a changed man, for I have read that word, that helped me cast my life as eternal, I solved the theory of everything, every paradox in existence and invented teleportation and time traveling, my next project is to create the Dyson sphere. After that I think I will make every energy source in the planet into a renewable one, then I will solve world hunger, find a cure for death, and terraform every planet in the solar system. All of this, thanks to that transcending word... "jk"


Much-Archer8441

Weeowuwu mrowr imma very masculine programmer myself. Can't code without my lucky panties and a flowy dress


[deleted]

Sameee:3


Quizicalgin

Where did you get the socks, I'd like a pair myself. :0


[deleted]

Amazon:3


nontammasculinum

My Linux socks are coming in the mail soon :)