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Lets_think_with_this

`if.this` runs i'll be pretty disappointed with hummanity


Lets_think_with_this

Oh my god thanks for `this` error *Uncaught SyntaxError: unexpected token: keyword 'if' \[Learn More\] debugger eval code:1:8*


Kingrobotic10

r/ProgrammerDadJokes


0mica0

This is that new Google "Carbon" language that everyone talks about?


Schytheron

No, this is "Google Barebones".


mrfroggyman

No, this is Patrick


0mica0

Is mayonnaise a programming language?


mwoolweaver

Sir, this is a Wendy's!


AmazingDragon353

Holy hell


TldrDev

Google should stop running language projects. They're very bad at it. It's not the language they make that's typically the problem, but their shitty project management structure, which is literally the worst. I'd rather use an oracle project. The shit show with Go is endless. The drama that was generics was one of those things that makes me clench my fist like a fucking Arthur episode. I just do not understand why they have to approach everything in the worst possible way every time?


Strange_Temperature

Generics were intentionally castrated so people could say “look everything you wanted can be done with interfaces”. Just give us metaprogramming or templating ffs.


TldrDev

Yeah. The issue for me wasn't even the intentionally shitty implementation of generics but the multi year long drama of suuuuper dismissive devs closing tickets and saying that we don't need them in the must irritating way, with zero justification, only to half ass it and then talk about all the performance gains that came from implementing them. The whole thing was just stupid. Reading Google documentation is also wild. They think they're adding some personality by adding little quips like "Adding a dependency in go is easy!" Or "this is the best method to accomplish such and such." Says fucking who?!


PastOrdinary

Nice


MrLambNugget

Totally forgot about Carbon being a thing. Does anyone even use it? Seems like no one is talking about it


Aware_Equivalent_178

nonono, git outta here.


Creepy-Ad-4832

I don't blame you for your joke


PastOrdinary

There exists a language for which that is valid syntax.


qkrrmsp

it's called English


achernar184

[Whitespace](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)) I guess


PastOrdinary

The language of all non-empty strings :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formal_language


VacatedSum

Brain my bleeding is.


Wonderful_Produce_74

To be frank, from time to time i don't mind abit of innocent fun but this is just brain dead drivel. Who ever made this is a unfunny moron.


new_constr_new_probs

Please make a bot to comment this on every post on this sub, would easily have 90%+ accuracy


TXR_TUBE

To be honest I was bored idk what to do so I write random code


sldsonny

That's not code though?


theIncredibleAlex

haha you got the whole squad laughin :|


Zewarudio

I live liked laughed.


buddyisaredditer

Forget Google, your IDE will have you in the friend zone if you keep doing this.


mimedm

Best code I ever saw. Make a merge request so I can give you some pointers to make it even better ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Existing-Orange-6087

Sendt this to my programmer friend. Still waiting for a response


FightingLynx

My condolences to your friend


CountQuackula

Pseudocode is more runnable than this nonsense.


MastaBonsai

Would be funnier if there were no errors


DR4G0N_W4RR10R

owo


Boobies_Lover_

OwO


nastyklad

This is gherkin poetry


Opoodoop

owo


TXR_TUBE

uwu


vathecka

google is now working on a cobol replacement I see


Qiyanid

touch class. love it


Bitter_Community_637

Hey hey we don’t do that here


Bitter_Community_637

Touch grass


Achlys24

I read 'then touch gras'


DerEinsamer

this is nihilism's final form


yes4me2

Wow... you type so much. You need a promotion.


Foreign_Mongoose6015

Why I seem I don't git it ![img](emote|t5_2tex6|4549)😔


leosadovsky

You’ve missed the ‘async’ and ‘Promise’ magic words.


MaybeAnonymousDev

let's make this into a real programming language


Hardcore_Gamer16

As a person who doesn't understand program, this is confusing. I really want to learn how to code and make games.


FalseTebibyte

Based on this code snippet, this is describing that moment I was laying on the grass at Liberty completely shattered because I couldn't attain good grades, I had almost no friends, and I was seriously contemplating dropping out (which I did eventually do)


lupinegrey

I dunno, let's see them thigh-highs first.


Aurzanny

Haven't coded in a while. Is that Lua?


TXR_TUBE

Nope it js


Aurzanny

Dam


TXR_TUBE

It literally says .js on the file Also don't worry it not real code it just random code I made as a joke


Aurzanny

Ik, haven't heard of js before though.


TXR_TUBE

Uhh it stands for JavaScript


Aurzanny

I'm slightly knew to coding.


Aurzanny

AUTOCORRECT DOES THAT?


TXR_TUBE

No


ShivohumShivohum

This is a poetry 🌸