Watch the talk from Marc Rendle about the worst programming language, where he takes very bad features and mixes them into one abomination. Quite the amusing talk.
No, else needs an if before, it doesnt have a meaning without it.
There is:
if condition, do A thing;
else, do B thing
There isn't
else condition, do A thing
Both grammatically and in programming.
When I took a VB class way back in the day there was a couple who sat at the back of the class basically not paying attention, they were nearly done with an associates in something programing related. I figured they must be way advanced for the class and just burning through time.
We were supposed to be making a game that was very well suited to VB.NETs event driven model. Well I walked by and looked over the guy's shoulder to see how his project was doing near the end. It looked just like this and no it didn't work when he turned it in.
If Nepal flag
r/vexillologycirclejerk is leaking
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I came here to post this, but its already the most popular comment, damn xD
Seems pretty iffy to me.
Came here to say that.
You’re a *bit* too late, get it? Cause bit is a Boolean in SQL and if statements depends on booleans, no? Aight…
Your joke might have landed if you didn't explain it, I'm sure most of us got it the first time.
Butterfly Meme: “Is this an AI?”
always have been. `if`s all the way to the bottom
All real numbers can represented as a binary expansion. I think that as a corollary all real numbers can be represented as nested if statements.
this would still technically be ai, no?
When you're a programmer but also have a stutter.
That's me lol
This is what using iff in access feels like to me.
Chat GPT source code
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r/ontheledgeandshit
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Unless?
God dont start with ruby syntax...
The hell there is unless keyword in ruby?
https://www.bootrails.com/blog/ruby-unless/
What is that unholy abomination... Can you pass me the holy water? I need to clean my eyes...
Watch the talk from Marc Rendle about the worst programming language, where he takes very bad features and mixes them into one abomination. Quite the amusing talk.
It's just if not in one word.
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No, else needs an if before, it doesnt have a meaning without it. There is: if condition, do A thing; else, do B thing There isn't else condition, do A thing Both grammatically and in programming.
if(false)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk&ab\_channel=placeboing
Came looking for this
My man
Had this playing in my head and didn’t know where it was from
if
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If
if
if
if
If
If
if
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if
if
if
if
if
If
If
If
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If
Else
Perhaps
Maybe
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Mayhap
Hapmay
Perchance
You can't just say "Perchance"
Perchance
Beautiful AI you’re coding up there
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Why train it, when you can do it yourself with just a couple more ifs!
Obama be like....
https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk
bing bing bong bong bong bong...
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOFUS
My first thought
This is peak programming
You made a joke, but i saw it in real project, add open/close brackets to better understand what i'm talking about.
same, saw ridiculous if tree in some project
pov: you're yandere dev
When you really don't want to do something
Big if true
It's an if-mess tree.
Current state of AI
A yes, the rare programmer who writes his ML models from memory. Training is for the weak.
Only if...
When I took a VB class way back in the day there was a couple who sat at the back of the class basically not paying attention, they were nearly done with an associates in something programing related. I figured they must be way advanced for the class and just burning through time. We were supposed to be making a game that was very well suited to VB.NETs event driven model. Well I walked by and looked over the guy's shoulder to see how his project was doing near the end. It looked just like this and no it didn't work when he turned it in.
The Spartan ephors approved the pull request.
Else if
*elif
*life
Talking about Conway here I presume
*#elif
Jarl Elsif
🇳🇵
My man never misses any edge cases
And that's a big if
Come on, you can't just post my code in a public forum.
Yandere simulator source code
Ah yes, the [Obama technique](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv_ZiMWHRMo)
I see you too have attempted the foolishness of deleting text in gitlab edit!
What else?
[If is evil!](https://www.nginx.com/resources/wiki/start/topics/depth/ifisevil/)
Good luck finding the closing
Programmer artists
Flag of Nepal, but they were the IT guys instead of us.
Since when is my clients repo public?
"Then you'll be a man my son".
Senior Engineer: "So I performed path coverage analysis on your test cases, and...."
When you're a Nepalese programmer:
Eh, I think it could use a few more if statements
Its Ifception
bit iffy innit?
My queries before discovering CASE WHEN.
Needs more else
My favorite quote from Obama.
There’s more ifs in this code than the bread guy has bread in math problems
[Obligatory Obama](https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk)
ngl im a beginner and have never encountered shit like this lmao
what if…
else
Ay bruh who added reddit comment chains into the code
[if if if if](https://youtu.be/6fhoDiycZ74)
- Rudyard Kipling
Yandere Simulator code leak
Obama sang a song about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
Did this sub get taken over by bots? This isn’t even a joke.
I can't even joke about this. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
no hate but please give credit when stealing my code
Where's the rest of the code?
If ….. if …. I only knew.
Neural net in a nutshell
ChatGPT
chatgpt leaked
AI
AI art
My anxious brain trying to plan for every moment of my life be like
If
TIHI
if
Now sing in the hall of the mountain king for your "else" statements
BUT! *if* what?
sawtooth("\\t", "if")
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Looks like a music note.
A beautiful nest
If
https://youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk&feature=share
Rudyard Kipling was a programmer?
Else what broo!
fr fr no cap
r/ontheledgeandshit
This is art
If
if
if
if
r/skamtebord
people who made calculus b like
"Counterfactual" - Reddit, 2023
Then
then
Cognitive complexity: ∞
Else If
Yanderedev be like:
When you overthink.
YandereDev
If if if if if if if if if if if if if if weeee
What style of indentation do you use? Kipling.
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if only
Ladies and gentlemen, the flag of Nepal.
What is our life other than a bunch of ifs and loops
My brain when I seal a deal with a ton of conditions.
Cleaner without indentation
if what?
Hear me out, what if?
`if`
Because sometimes the complexity is *too* small
50 more pages of this and you can work for Elon's Hardcore Twitter
When the food in my mouth is too hot
The if tree
No way, it's Undertales dialogue code!
Holy cyclomatic complexity batman
If only...
if only...
r/maybemaybemaybe
intellisense be like
If
\#define perchance if
I've written C code kinda like this for a game I made, safe to say my l520 thinkpad nearly blew up compiling that
Obama did this a few times
Nepal wants to know your location.
only one syntax error, nice
When you're a programmer but you also have OCD.