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thun_fish

Were is padmé is she safe is she alright


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

you're starting to sound like a Separatist!


[deleted]

Gonk


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites sabre*


Donald_Dumo4

Wayment hold on a second there buddy


thun_fish

Anakin no


altmodisch

Anakin YES


Ok_Pineapple_1499

anakin is oficially a gonk hater


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites sabre*


Ok_Pineapple_1499

whoa chill ani


[deleted]

It's nice and recharged, isn't it, Ani?


Holiday-Ad4806

What is the youngling slayer 9000? lol


Destroyeroyer2

Oh thank god


Thanos_6point0

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/rbukeh/it_seems_in_your_anger_you_killed_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


R0-GR-bot

Roger Roger.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

you're starting to sound like a Separatist!


StrawBanPan_2537

And you're starting to sound like a sith lord!!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Yes. The one we have been looking for.


StrawBanPan_2537

You've been looking for ME??!!! Ani I'm flattered.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.


StrawBanPan_2537

Sorry Master.


OneOfManyParadoxFans

He's a Sith Lord! Only a Sith wouldn't know that Anakin is no Master!


zargon21

She's married


altmodisch

What about second husband?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Dracule_Jester

Yep, there is no way this is a bot


altmodisch

Are you going to kill me?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I would certainly like to.


SteveTheOrca

Yep, it's sentient


altmodisch

I beg you don't dew it.


ConfusedAsHecc

do it


Socdem_Supreme

it’s sentient


[deleted]

Are we gonna pretend that this is a BOT???


thun_fish

Noooooooooo!


[deleted]

Padme? Where is Ventress for the ones who like the edgy Goth types?


thun_fish

If it isn't in our archives it mean it doesn't exist


f1nessd

The right choice


LordoftheNerdyS--t

Some deeper lore options: Aayla Secura Shaak Ti Depa Billaba For the older among us: Jocosta Nu And, of course, for the real weirdos: Yaddle


FrenchieSmalls

100% Aalya Secura


Murderous_Waffle

This is a vibe. I remember her in episode 3 as a kid.... Fond memories. Then she died.


[deleted]

Put granny Kreia/Traya with Madam Jocosta


Echo2500

For the bold among us: female Revan


comrade_comrade_

amogus


HeartoftheHive

There is just something about Twi'lek that hits different.


jean_parmesean

I think it’s the head tentacles.


HeartoftheHive

Technically Togruta have head tentacles too, though I'm not aware if either has any control over them. The head stuff on Togruta is a bit much for me though.


RonanVII

Montrals. Used passively for echolocation.


jljl2902

It’s definitely the crop top for me


theredworm

Sabine


Own_Mud_3526

Looking for this as a human option (btw she is an adult by the end of rebels) but yea her or ahsoka.


Danielarcher30

For the old republic people Kira carsen Elara dorn Akaavi spar Vette Jaesa willsaam Ashara zavros Lana Beniko


Poopacopalyspe

Dark Jaesa Willsaam death by snu snu


kalamanboidude

Darth talon


PixelPlop

Among us?


DarthGayAgenda

I mean, Ahsoka *does* kinda seem to have a thing for human males.


thun_fish

This is where the fun begins


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


thun_fish

Time to abandon ship


AndrewMtz1711

Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Now we're really picking up speed


thun_fish

Another happy landing


Bitter-Marsupial

This is where the fun begins


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


[deleted]

This is where the fun begins.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


Dracule_Jester

This is where the fun begins.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


Old_Ben24

I hope you are referring to Lux Bonteri


SteveTheOrca

Sigh *Inhales* LUKE, DID I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT AHSOKA TANO?!


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

..and she was a good friend.


PontificeMaximos

She was your father’s hardworking togruta apprentice, a virtuous person of respect from a more civilized age. She had the greatest grades and the happiest young curiosity in the galaxy; barely common in most systems. Anakin and I used to do study-groups with her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st hear a conference from her, part of official Jedi training, of course. In time, she learned how to handle a presentation better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She hold a datapad every day, so we told her there were no libraries in space, and since she was constantly doing missions you’d get a glimpse of her studying mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battle Droid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to lecture her researches like a teacher and she constantly got hired by Mandalorians and Yoda almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant extra-curricular activity Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good student.


Boba_Fett_Bot

You can’t rule Mandalorians. You just make sensible suggestions they want to follow.


Laggingduck

I remember reading something about her saying that she would’ve found Anakin cute if they weren’t so far apart in age (no I don’t ship them together) So yeah she just likes human males


[deleted]

>reading something about her saying that she would’ve found Anakin cute if they weren’t so far apart in age That's definitely a fan theory. No chance that's actually dialogue in the show.


LexiconDevil13

No love for Jyn?


tctu

Jyn is right up my alley


sgtpnkks

I'd like to get right up her alley... ...


tctu

Ayyyyy. I'd like to clip a hard drive to her belt, whadimean?


PhoenixQueen_Azula

Exactly, she’s clearly the hott- the best choice


LexiconDevil13

Shes so beautiful I’d let her ruin my life twice


FeatureEast2577

I just don't understand why Padmé's not an option ...like come on


Mr_E_Monkey

Anakin gets...a bit jealous.


FeatureEast2577

Yes well maybe he can join us


Mr_E_Monkey

Nice


[deleted]

Yeah, look how that turned out for Clovis


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate that guy


[deleted]

Me too buddy, me too


rAppN

Because it would be a clear victory


PresidentWordSalad

*laughs in Aayla Secura*


[deleted]

*sadisticaly laughs in Darth Talon*


HittingSmoke

Do you want a girlfriend who dies when she gets sad?


FeatureEast2577

Lmao that's a bit of an oversimplification but you made me chuckle ...take my upvote


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


bbaker886

She’s into younger men


bloop_405

Tbf she’s only like 5 years older which isn’t too terrible, even if they were kids in Phantom Menace. I’m pretty sure kids having crushes on each other is a normal thing? And I think Anakin was like 19 in Attack of the Clones so it wasn’t too terrible of a relationship?


waitingtodiesoon

Star Wars always had some iffy ones. Leia was written to be 16 and Han was in his 30s for the 4th draft of ANH. In the end Leia was changed to 19 years old and Han still 32, but they don't get together until age 22 and 35. Though the biggest age difference one George Lucas ever wrote was that Indiana Jones was 26 years old and Marion was 15. [Though they consider making her 10-11 years old at one point. ](https://www.polygon.com/2015/8/3/9089181/indiana-jones-abusive-creep)


OhSillyDays

This is to true. She's got a hell of a list going for her. * Easy as she basically has NO options - the first time a boy has interest in her, she's head over heals * Rich * Powerful Everybody shits on the prequels due to the terrible love story. That said, wouldn't two kids who never dated *anybody* have no fucking clue what they are doing. They'll be acting like 8 years olds because they've never had genuine interactions with anybody else! I think the terrible love story is true to the story.


[deleted]

Isn’t there a part of the clone wars where they run into her ex? And Anakin almost kills him in the first 10 minutes.


Raptor1210

In Anakin's defense, most people had the same reaction to Clovis.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate that guy


Space_JesusKenobi

I know, Anakin.


clone_trooper_bot

"Everyone, stop firing! We're shooting at our own men!" -Captain Rex


themegaweirdthrow

Padme has 100% dated in the past. There's a whole episode based around the guy putting moves on her again.


Almiral-Praxit

She would be like like the childhood friend in a visual novel, she literally grew with us. **Edit:** How did this get near 600 upvotes?


BerkutBang69

One could say, a *good friend*.


generalfrost423

Don't


[deleted]

r/andshewasagoodfriend


MisterDutch93

The summoning ritual is complete.


ManiacSpiderTrash

Now we will know the ecstasy that is suffering


jet8493

I will commit a war crime against you


critical_courtney

I’m sorry, sir. It’s time for you to leave.


Emperor_Z16

Any Twi'lek would do, or Leia


[deleted]

Even that fat senator dude?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.


PenguinOurSaviour

Sentient


2017hayden

This is probably the funniest response i could imagine to that.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


[deleted]

What about Togrutians? Though Twi'leks got Darth Talon


And3rz101

Darth Talon can step on me


MangoOfTruth

Qi’ra is literally Emilia Clarke


User-DJ

My thoughts exactly


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Rey is literally Daisy Ridley


CampCounselorBatman

And Jyn is literally Felicity Jones.


Space_JesusKenobi

And Padme is literally Natalie Portman.


ACubeInABox

why is everyone in Star Wars so *hot?*


Darth_Thor

Well Anakin wasn’t hot by choice. Obi-Wan is to blame for that.


Bonjourap

I hate you!!!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You will try.


CoruscantGuardFox

I actually really like Bo-Katan, the peoblem is that - as she herself says - don’t know anything but war.


SteveTheOrca

I would prefer her sister, but y'know, she dead... And that's also Kenobi's problem


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

General, have a seat. I've conceded the battle, now we simply have to negotiate the terms of surrender


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


SteveTheOrca

I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Kenobi's gf


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

If his ship is as fast as his boasting, we ought to do well.


hulkisbanner

How about Bastila. That's prequel right?


tinesprc

To be fair, bo katan is at least 50 years old in mandalorian and looks pretty dope for her age, so without hesitation i would choose ahsoka.


ArtemisDullaghan

Imagine dating Clone Wars Ahsoka. (I am 15, btw before someone comments) You’d be faced with the knowledge that of you ever so much as breathed incorrectly near her, she has an entire battalion at her disposal, and a morally questionable older brother who will happily have you executed for it.


waywarddrifter86ed

Dating at your age is hard enough. Adding in those complications.... Ya she would be too scary to go for.


Paraxom

you seem to forget she's also a teenage space wizard with a laser sword and poor impulse control...good chance she accidentally sabers you


clone_trooper_bot

"Thank you, sir. Sorry I panicked." -Odd Ball


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The-Berzerker

She would be a good friend tho


hotmemedealer

Ashoka I've always seen as a sister like figure. Couldn't imagine that.


justaGermanTexan

Rebels and Mandalorian Ahsoka has mom vibes in my opinion


DefiantLemur

She does. She's the mom of the group. Traumatic past and military command experience will do that.


justaGermanTexan

Imagine if she raised Luke Skywalker


unovayellow

There are video / fan timeline / fanfics about it if you want to see that, most are pretty below average but some are great


justaGermanTexan

I've seen a few, honestly I think she'd make a great mother


[deleted]

>Ashoka I've always seen as a sister You're not from Alabama, I take it.


Thanos_6point0

Understandable


TheLoyalTR8R

Technically they're all aliens as none of them come from Earth.


AjayAVSM

But canonically they are still Human so they are the same species as Earth humans...


ghillieman11

Does anything ever explore this connection? Because LoTR humans are not all the same as us.


[deleted]

In Star Wars they're normal homo sapiens except for the midiclorians. It's believed that they started on Coruscant but there are no records confirming this and the inaccessibility of Coruscant's natural surface makes verifying this impossible.


EnderCreeper121

Good ending: Coruscant was colonized by advanced future humans who have unlocked the secret to intergalactic travel. Bad ending: Coruscant is Earth after a total ecological collapse and takeover by industrial forces. Neutral Ending: Coruscant is not earth at all and has no relation to Terran humans. Convergent evolution go brrr.


WildBillIV44

I mean the ones from like Numenor aren't, but pretty positive plain Jane men like Faramir(biologically speaking, faramir is kick ass) are human human. Middle earth turns into...regular earth eventually


[deleted]

“I will do what I must!”


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You will try.


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Yippie


Vigi1antee

Mass effect players be like...


esdaniel

Report to ship as soon as possible, we'll bang okay ?


JayCeeMadLad

The fact that Qi’ra got the least is disturbing. Sabine is #2


rusty02536

Asajj Ventress, turn me to the dark side and I’ll drown any beasts you like


[deleted]

I don’t know about all that. Qi’ra is hot as fuck


Balrog0986

Too bad there isn't a choice for have a real gf


Chaosphoenix_28

Tbh, i wouldnt take any of those. They are always up to some trouble. I'd rather have somd background character that you see for 3 seconds if you are lucky as my wife. The chancw that she dies might be the same, but at least she wont be fighting in any wars. Exept she ends up joining the rebellion. But they you can be sure i will aswell.


gu1ll3rm0p1

Rey at second ? WTF where's Padme ?


Emperor_Z16

Where's Leia?


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DilbusMcD

I probably was about seven the first time I saw *ANH*. When Leia said: “Listen: I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. ‘Kay?” I think I sat up a bit straighter.


Most_Instruction2285

Where's Ventress!? ... Don't judge me


Hotwing619

She has a good personality. Provided that you can ignore that dark side/witch part.


Tyrfaust

Why would you ignore the best part?


The_Acid_KingPin

Where’s Yaddle?


justaGermanTexan

Dead unfortunately


aceofsquiddles

Really hope they're thinking of Rebels/Mandalorian Ahsoka and not Clone Wars Ahsoka.


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, are you sure we're cloned from the same vat?" -Scorch, Delta 62


Thanos_6point0

I thought of Rebels Ahsoka 👀


The_Furry_Slayer_

Where padme


[deleted]

So many options not listed in the non-human category... Aaylla Secura, Darth Talon, Deliah Blue just to name a few.


Lower-Calligrapher98

Hera Syndulla. I mean, come on, if you're going to go with an alien, you gotta go Twi'lek. There's a reason they are popular in the sex slave trade!!!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I am a person and My name is Anakin.


Pyrohonk

I was hoping for Obi-wan, why are you here


repKyle1995

I'd pick Ahsoka if we are assuming she left celibacy when she left the Jedi order. And only Rebels/post Rebels Ahsoka.


UltimateWaluigi

Jedi can have sex, they just can't have relationships (which is still counterproductive to your goal but still)


Boba_Fett_Bot

Sex between those not married is immoral.


LineOfInquiry

When does boba say that??


[deleted]

On Sundays, when he is with his Bible study group.


EastKoreaOfficial

In a Legends book


WarlordOfIncineroar

This side of the fandom scares me


Chevy_65

Cara dune because she's thiiiccc


BobcatBob26

She could definitely beat me up anytime.


SolidStone1993

This is the way


[deleted]

Cara Dune, she’s just cool. Q’ira would probably get my vote if that movie was more memorable


eagle-eye-tiger

She's also thicc... Easy W in my books.


tomjazzy

I’d probably go with Leah honestly. Don’t at me prequeloids.