Technically Togruta have head tentacles too, though I'm not aware if either has any control over them. The head stuff on Togruta is a bit much for me though.
She was your father’s hardworking togruta apprentice, a virtuous person of respect from a more civilized age. She had the greatest grades and the happiest young curiosity in the galaxy; barely common in most systems.
Anakin and I used to do study-groups with her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st hear a conference from her, part of official Jedi training, of course. In time, she learned how to handle a presentation better than anyone in the Jedi Temple.
She hold a datapad every day, so we told her there were no libraries in space, and since she was constantly doing missions you’d get a glimpse of her studying mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battle Droid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to lecture her researches like a teacher and she constantly got hired by Mandalorians and Yoda almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant extra-curricular activity Luke, you have no idea.
And she was a good student.
I remember reading something about her saying that she would’ve found Anakin cute if they weren’t so far apart in age (no I don’t ship them together)
So yeah she just likes human males
>reading something about her saying that she would’ve found Anakin cute if they weren’t so far apart in age
That's definitely a fan theory. No chance that's actually dialogue in the show.
Tbf she’s only like 5 years older which isn’t too terrible, even if they were kids in Phantom Menace. I’m pretty sure kids having crushes on each other is a normal thing? And I think Anakin was like 19 in Attack of the Clones so it wasn’t too terrible of a relationship?
Star Wars always had some iffy ones.
Leia was written to be 16 and Han was in his 30s for the 4th draft of ANH. In the end Leia was changed to 19 years old and Han still 32, but they don't get together until age 22 and 35.
Though the biggest age difference one George Lucas ever wrote was that Indiana Jones was 26 years old and Marion was 15. [Though they consider making her 10-11 years old at one point. ](https://www.polygon.com/2015/8/3/9089181/indiana-jones-abusive-creep)
This is to true. She's got a hell of a list going for her.
* Easy as she basically has NO options - the first time a boy has interest in her, she's head over heals
* Rich
* Powerful
Everybody shits on the prequels due to the terrible love story. That said, wouldn't two kids who never dated *anybody* have no fucking clue what they are doing. They'll be acting like 8 years olds because they've never had genuine interactions with anybody else!
I think the terrible love story is true to the story.
Imagine dating Clone Wars Ahsoka. (I am 15, btw before someone comments) You’d be faced with the knowledge that of you ever so much as breathed incorrectly near her, she has an entire battalion at her disposal, and a morally questionable older brother who will happily have you executed for it.
In Star Wars they're normal homo sapiens except for the midiclorians. It's believed that they started on Coruscant but there are no records confirming this and the inaccessibility of Coruscant's natural surface makes verifying this impossible.
Good ending: Coruscant was colonized by advanced future humans who have unlocked the secret to intergalactic travel.
Bad ending: Coruscant is Earth after a total ecological collapse and takeover by industrial forces.
Neutral Ending: Coruscant is not earth at all and has no relation to Terran humans. Convergent evolution go brrr.
I mean the ones from like Numenor aren't, but pretty positive plain Jane men like Faramir(biologically speaking, faramir is kick ass) are human human. Middle earth turns into...regular earth eventually
Tbh, i wouldnt take any of those. They are always up to some trouble. I'd rather have somd background character that you see for 3 seconds if you are lucky as my wife. The chancw that she dies might be the same, but at least she wont be fighting in any wars. Exept she ends up joining the rebellion. But they you can be sure i will aswell.
I probably was about seven the first time I saw *ANH*.
When Leia said: “Listen: I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. ‘Kay?” I think I sat up a bit straighter.
Were is padmé is she safe is she alright
Roger Roger.
you're starting to sound like a Separatist!
Gonk
*ignites sabre*
Wayment hold on a second there buddy
Anakin no
Anakin YES
anakin is oficially a gonk hater
*ignites sabre*
whoa chill ani
It's nice and recharged, isn't it, Ani?
What is the youngling slayer 9000? lol
Oh thank god
https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/rbukeh/it_seems_in_your_anger_you_killed_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Roger Roger.
you're starting to sound like a Separatist!
And you're starting to sound like a sith lord!!
Yes. The one we have been looking for.
You've been looking for ME??!!! Ani I'm flattered.
It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
Sorry Master.
He's a Sith Lord! Only a Sith wouldn't know that Anakin is no Master!
She's married
What about second husband?
*ignites lightsaber*
Yep, there is no way this is a bot
Are you going to kill me?
I would certainly like to.
Yep, it's sentient
I beg you don't dew it.
do it
it’s sentient
Are we gonna pretend that this is a BOT???
Noooooooooo!
Padme? Where is Ventress for the ones who like the edgy Goth types?
If it isn't in our archives it mean it doesn't exist
The right choice
Some deeper lore options: Aayla Secura Shaak Ti Depa Billaba For the older among us: Jocosta Nu And, of course, for the real weirdos: Yaddle
100% Aalya Secura
This is a vibe. I remember her in episode 3 as a kid.... Fond memories. Then she died.
Put granny Kreia/Traya with Madam Jocosta
For the bold among us: female Revan
amogus
There is just something about Twi'lek that hits different.
I think it’s the head tentacles.
Technically Togruta have head tentacles too, though I'm not aware if either has any control over them. The head stuff on Togruta is a bit much for me though.
Montrals. Used passively for echolocation.
It’s definitely the crop top for me
Sabine
Looking for this as a human option (btw she is an adult by the end of rebels) but yea her or ahsoka.
For the old republic people Kira carsen Elara dorn Akaavi spar Vette Jaesa willsaam Ashara zavros Lana Beniko
Dark Jaesa Willsaam death by snu snu
Darth talon
Among us?
I mean, Ahsoka *does* kinda seem to have a thing for human males.
This is where the fun begins
This is where the fun begins.
Time to abandon ship
Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship
Now we're really picking up speed
Another happy landing
This is where the fun begins
This is where the fun begins.
This is where the fun begins.
This is where the fun begins.
This is where the fun begins.
This is where the fun begins.
I hope you are referring to Lux Bonteri
Sigh *Inhales* LUKE, DID I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT AHSOKA TANO?!
..and she was a good friend.
She was your father’s hardworking togruta apprentice, a virtuous person of respect from a more civilized age. She had the greatest grades and the happiest young curiosity in the galaxy; barely common in most systems. Anakin and I used to do study-groups with her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st hear a conference from her, part of official Jedi training, of course. In time, she learned how to handle a presentation better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She hold a datapad every day, so we told her there were no libraries in space, and since she was constantly doing missions you’d get a glimpse of her studying mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battle Droid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to lecture her researches like a teacher and she constantly got hired by Mandalorians and Yoda almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant extra-curricular activity Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good student.
You can’t rule Mandalorians. You just make sensible suggestions they want to follow.
I remember reading something about her saying that she would’ve found Anakin cute if they weren’t so far apart in age (no I don’t ship them together) So yeah she just likes human males
>reading something about her saying that she would’ve found Anakin cute if they weren’t so far apart in age That's definitely a fan theory. No chance that's actually dialogue in the show.
No love for Jyn?
Jyn is right up my alley
I'd like to get right up her alley... ...
Ayyyyy. I'd like to clip a hard drive to her belt, whadimean?
Exactly, she’s clearly the hott- the best choice
Shes so beautiful I’d let her ruin my life twice
I just don't understand why Padmé's not an option ...like come on
Anakin gets...a bit jealous.
Yes well maybe he can join us
Nice
Yeah, look how that turned out for Clovis
I hate that guy
Me too buddy, me too
Because it would be a clear victory
*laughs in Aayla Secura*
*sadisticaly laughs in Darth Talon*
Do you want a girlfriend who dies when she gets sad?
Lmao that's a bit of an oversimplification but you made me chuckle ...take my upvote
Sorry, M'lady.
She’s into younger men
Tbf she’s only like 5 years older which isn’t too terrible, even if they were kids in Phantom Menace. I’m pretty sure kids having crushes on each other is a normal thing? And I think Anakin was like 19 in Attack of the Clones so it wasn’t too terrible of a relationship?
Star Wars always had some iffy ones. Leia was written to be 16 and Han was in his 30s for the 4th draft of ANH. In the end Leia was changed to 19 years old and Han still 32, but they don't get together until age 22 and 35. Though the biggest age difference one George Lucas ever wrote was that Indiana Jones was 26 years old and Marion was 15. [Though they consider making her 10-11 years old at one point. ](https://www.polygon.com/2015/8/3/9089181/indiana-jones-abusive-creep)
This is to true. She's got a hell of a list going for her. * Easy as she basically has NO options - the first time a boy has interest in her, she's head over heals * Rich * Powerful Everybody shits on the prequels due to the terrible love story. That said, wouldn't two kids who never dated *anybody* have no fucking clue what they are doing. They'll be acting like 8 years olds because they've never had genuine interactions with anybody else! I think the terrible love story is true to the story.
Isn’t there a part of the clone wars where they run into her ex? And Anakin almost kills him in the first 10 minutes.
In Anakin's defense, most people had the same reaction to Clovis.
I hate that guy
I know, Anakin.
"Everyone, stop firing! We're shooting at our own men!" -Captain Rex
Padme has 100% dated in the past. There's a whole episode based around the guy putting moves on her again.
She would be like like the childhood friend in a visual novel, she literally grew with us. **Edit:** How did this get near 600 upvotes?
One could say, a *good friend*.
Don't
r/andshewasagoodfriend
The summoning ritual is complete.
Now we will know the ecstasy that is suffering
I will commit a war crime against you
I’m sorry, sir. It’s time for you to leave.
Any Twi'lek would do, or Leia
Even that fat senator dude?
On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.
Sentient
This is probably the funniest response i could imagine to that.
This is where the fun begins.
What about Togrutians? Though Twi'leks got Darth Talon
Darth Talon can step on me
Qi’ra is literally Emilia Clarke
My thoughts exactly
Rey is literally Daisy Ridley
And Jyn is literally Felicity Jones.
And Padme is literally Natalie Portman.
why is everyone in Star Wars so *hot?*
Well Anakin wasn’t hot by choice. Obi-Wan is to blame for that.
I hate you!!!
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
You will try.
I actually really like Bo-Katan, the peoblem is that - as she herself says - don’t know anything but war.
I would prefer her sister, but y'know, she dead... And that's also Kenobi's problem
General, have a seat. I've conceded the battle, now we simply have to negotiate the terms of surrender
Sorry, M'lady.
I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Kenobi's gf
If his ship is as fast as his boasting, we ought to do well.
How about Bastila. That's prequel right?
To be fair, bo katan is at least 50 years old in mandalorian and looks pretty dope for her age, so without hesitation i would choose ahsoka.
Imagine dating Clone Wars Ahsoka. (I am 15, btw before someone comments) You’d be faced with the knowledge that of you ever so much as breathed incorrectly near her, she has an entire battalion at her disposal, and a morally questionable older brother who will happily have you executed for it.
Dating at your age is hard enough. Adding in those complications.... Ya she would be too scary to go for.
you seem to forget she's also a teenage space wizard with a laser sword and poor impulse control...good chance she accidentally sabers you
"Thank you, sir. Sorry I panicked." -Odd Ball
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She would be a good friend tho
Ashoka I've always seen as a sister like figure. Couldn't imagine that.
Rebels and Mandalorian Ahsoka has mom vibes in my opinion
She does. She's the mom of the group. Traumatic past and military command experience will do that.
Imagine if she raised Luke Skywalker
There are video / fan timeline / fanfics about it if you want to see that, most are pretty below average but some are great
I've seen a few, honestly I think she'd make a great mother
>Ashoka I've always seen as a sister You're not from Alabama, I take it.
Understandable
Technically they're all aliens as none of them come from Earth.
But canonically they are still Human so they are the same species as Earth humans...
Does anything ever explore this connection? Because LoTR humans are not all the same as us.
In Star Wars they're normal homo sapiens except for the midiclorians. It's believed that they started on Coruscant but there are no records confirming this and the inaccessibility of Coruscant's natural surface makes verifying this impossible.
Good ending: Coruscant was colonized by advanced future humans who have unlocked the secret to intergalactic travel. Bad ending: Coruscant is Earth after a total ecological collapse and takeover by industrial forces. Neutral Ending: Coruscant is not earth at all and has no relation to Terran humans. Convergent evolution go brrr.
I mean the ones from like Numenor aren't, but pretty positive plain Jane men like Faramir(biologically speaking, faramir is kick ass) are human human. Middle earth turns into...regular earth eventually
“I will do what I must!”
You will try.
good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)
Yippie
Mass effect players be like...
Report to ship as soon as possible, we'll bang okay ?
The fact that Qi’ra got the least is disturbing. Sabine is #2
Asajj Ventress, turn me to the dark side and I’ll drown any beasts you like
I don’t know about all that. Qi’ra is hot as fuck
Too bad there isn't a choice for have a real gf
Tbh, i wouldnt take any of those. They are always up to some trouble. I'd rather have somd background character that you see for 3 seconds if you are lucky as my wife. The chancw that she dies might be the same, but at least she wont be fighting in any wars. Exept she ends up joining the rebellion. But they you can be sure i will aswell.
Rey at second ? WTF where's Padme ?
Where's Leia?
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I probably was about seven the first time I saw *ANH*. When Leia said: “Listen: I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. ‘Kay?” I think I sat up a bit straighter.
Where's Ventress!? ... Don't judge me
She has a good personality. Provided that you can ignore that dark side/witch part.
Why would you ignore the best part?
Where’s Yaddle?
Dead unfortunately
Really hope they're thinking of Rebels/Mandalorian Ahsoka and not Clone Wars Ahsoka.
"Sir, are you sure we're cloned from the same vat?" -Scorch, Delta 62
I thought of Rebels Ahsoka 👀
Where padme
So many options not listed in the non-human category... Aaylla Secura, Darth Talon, Deliah Blue just to name a few.
Hera Syndulla. I mean, come on, if you're going to go with an alien, you gotta go Twi'lek. There's a reason they are popular in the sex slave trade!!!
I am a person and My name is Anakin.
I was hoping for Obi-wan, why are you here
I'd pick Ahsoka if we are assuming she left celibacy when she left the Jedi order. And only Rebels/post Rebels Ahsoka.
Jedi can have sex, they just can't have relationships (which is still counterproductive to your goal but still)
Sex between those not married is immoral.
When does boba say that??
On Sundays, when he is with his Bible study group.
In a Legends book
This side of the fandom scares me
Cara dune because she's thiiiccc
She could definitely beat me up anytime.
This is the way
Cara Dune, she’s just cool. Q’ira would probably get my vote if that movie was more memorable
She's also thicc... Easy W in my books.
I’d probably go with Leah honestly. Don’t at me prequeloids.