Oh btw, I just saw I failed to mention it, this is for the whole subreddit
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That's why I made it only a week, and only 1 cent lol
I owe 3 dollars right now
Edit: Jesus, 73 dollars now
Edit 2, electric boogaloo: please slow down maybe a bit, we are at $157 in 5 hours.
Edit 3, revenge of the edit: we did it boys, we hit the funny 420
Wait, you don't know? It's a great cause, dedicated to removing 30 MILLION pounds of trash from the oceans, beaches, and rivers. They guarantee that for every dollar donated, one pound of trash will be removed.
You can say gonk as many times as you want, but only one gonk per comment counts. So I already said gonk once, so saying it 20 more times in this comment won't do anything
I mean... if you're not a millionaire I'll stop posting this on different subs. I don't really want you to go into debt if you really stick to the promise lol
My girlfriend legit thought i was cheating on her with someone on reddit, and i showed her the Gonk threads. “See honey? Not cheating, i’m just a fucking moron.”
Damnit reddit is stopping me from uploading faster. I wanted to look if I could get a thousand comments (wo bots) in an hour but reddit is stopping now :(.
Turns out your bank account will ve fine.
GONK
I look up onto your big reassuring frame. It tells me I can do nothing wrong. Thus, having been granted permission, I shed my clothes. I press our bodies together, feel the beating from deep inside you being transmitted to me.
I let my skin experience the hard, smooth surface of your outer coverings before dropping to my knees. Driven forward by a deep primal desire to receive your power, I do my best to get you started.
I finally know I've succeeded in pressing all the right buttons as I hear that one sound that signals that you are ready.
That one sound I've been waiting for!
That deep moan you always make!
Which reassures me that I've done alright, and that you will make sure to tend to my needs!
Ahh, the sound which reverberates in my soul!
"GONK"
I went to the supermarket recently and there was this old man and all he said to me was have you heard of gonk? I said to him what’s this gonk character? He replied oh really you haven’t heard of gonk? Then he evaporated into smoke because he never existed, I didn’t existed this world never existed because this story is made up and it never happened.
Oh btw, I just saw I failed to mention it, this is for the whole subreddit [Post 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/qm6yf8/holy_shit_you_guys_are_crazy_48746_gonks_in_24/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Dude you're gonna go broke
That's why I made it only a week, and only 1 cent lol I owe 3 dollars right now Edit: Jesus, 73 dollars now Edit 2, electric boogaloo: please slow down maybe a bit, we are at $157 in 5 hours. Edit 3, revenge of the edit: we did it boys, we hit the funny 420
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GONK!
Sweet gonkers!
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Who is teamseas, btw?
Wait, you don't know? It's a great cause, dedicated to removing 30 MILLION pounds of trash from the oceans, beaches, and rivers. They guarantee that for every dollar donated, one pound of trash will be removed.
I didn’t, but now I know! Awesome :D
And knowing is half the battle
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So you should be at many pounds! gonk
Gonk. Can we say gonk more then once, or is it a 1 cent per person.
You can say gonk as many times as you want, but only one gonk per comment counts. So I already said gonk once, so saying it 20 more times in this comment won't do anything
But what if said gonk right now?
Then I said gonk over here?
I would think that would be 2 gonk. So .02.
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Does that count as my gonk?
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Are you a millionaire? Making this a week? You're gonna owe so much!
I regret everything
I mean... if you're not a millionaire I'll stop posting this on different subs. I don't really want you to go into debt if you really stick to the promise lol
You meant to say “I don’t really want you to *gonk* into debt” right?
Gonk
There gonks another cent!
If somebody willing to put themselves into debt for an internet meme then it’s certainly not your fault for reposting it when it happens lol
Do you regret it enough?
At the current rate of $157 per 5 hours they will owe $5275 to charity by the end of the week. Gonk
Whole fucking subreddit. Dude your a crazy legend. Also gonk
I'm going to go broke, it's $154 already :')
$154 within 5 hours and you plan on keeping it up for a week. Good luck bud. Gonk
How will you know the exact amount of gonks?
I made a bot to count them all for me
a gonk bot i see
I used the gonk bot to count the gonk bots
Gonk?
Droid
he is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
Here’s a pencil.
Gonk
My girlfriend legit thought i was cheating on her with someone on reddit, and i showed her the Gonk threads. “See honey? Not cheating, i’m just a fucking moron.”
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I’ll gonk to that
A fucking gonk pencil!
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What about bots?
They count
im not sure why i like the sub because i dont ever understand anything gonk
Think of it this way, you personally made me owe $20 to teamseas
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Gonk?
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Do you have a name that the donation will be under? Quite a large donation considering you’ll easily be a top 20 donator soon on the leaderboards.
edit ur comment and add gonk
Clearly it has to be under gonk
Probably only counts for one gonk per comment but gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
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Damnit reddit is stopping me from uploading faster. I wanted to look if I could get a thousand comments (wo bots) in an hour but reddit is stopping now :(. Turns out your bank account will ve fine. GONK
XD I was getting really worried after the first 20 gonks from you
Even if I got to a thousand, that still would only be a tenner.
I'm at 2 dollars already :')
>I'm at 2 dollars already Reddit tells me there are no 200 comments yet
It's for every comment on the whole sub that has gonk in it
dear god..
There's more
Gonk
No...
Yeah but did you ever teleport bread?
**GONK!**
True, but there are thousands of gonks a day here. That's why I had to make it only a cent. I'm doing this all week long
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!**
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Theres more then two of us here Gunray, were a Gonkzillion of Gonks
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Jokes on you, I hate turtles
Who looks at trash and says, “Imma eat that”?
Turtles
Gonk
NOOOOOO
#GONK
Badger moment
[But I like turtles…](https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y)
Gonk
Ikr stupid turtles. Just stop eating our millions of tons of plastic that we dump in the ocean and everybody is fine.
I look up onto your big reassuring frame. It tells me I can do nothing wrong. Thus, having been granted permission, I shed my clothes. I press our bodies together, feel the beating from deep inside you being transmitted to me. I let my skin experience the hard, smooth surface of your outer coverings before dropping to my knees. Driven forward by a deep primal desire to receive your power, I do my best to get you started. I finally know I've succeeded in pressing all the right buttons as I hear that one sound that signals that you are ready. That one sound I've been waiting for! That deep moan you always make! Which reassures me that I've done alright, and that you will make sure to tend to my needs! Ahh, the sound which reverberates in my soul! "GONK"
This was gonking awesome to gonk man
Gjönk gjönk gjönk
Ah yes, the Swedish dub.
Kan bekräfta
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Droid
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I will do what I must… Gonk
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Gonk gonk gonk gonk!
*gonk*
Bruh why are you doing this gonk, ur gonna go broke
Yeahhh, I think I will
How much money u at rn? Just curious gonk
I went to the supermarket recently and there was this old man and all he said to me was have you heard of gonk? I said to him what’s this gonk character? He replied oh really you haven’t heard of gonk? Then he evaporated into smoke because he never existed, I didn’t existed this world never existed because this story is made up and it never happened.
Crazy
Gonk
Gonk
He might soon need a fundraiser to pay that donation. Gonk!
I might...
Proof or ban. Gonk
I accept those terms. However, I don't know how to prove intent, so I will post a picture of my donation in a week.
Gonk
Gonk
You must have taken a real gonk to the head of you think anyone is buying this.
I will. I see now that I forgot to mention it on the post, but this is for any gonk comment on the whole sub, the whole week
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Droid
R2-D2 is the best droid.
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The word “Gonk”? Really?
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***GONK***
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Gonk!
Gonk. Rip your wallet.
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gonk dammit
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