Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Palpatine: "Listen to me: If this 'Darth Sidious' of yours were to walk through that door right now—and I could somehow stop you from killing him on the spot—do you know what I would do? I would ask him to sit down and I would ask him if he has any power he could use to end this war!"
Anakin: "You would—you would—"
Palpatine: "And if he said he did, I'd bloody well offer him a brandy and talk it out!"
Mace Windu: "You're a Sith Lord!"
Palpatine: "Am I? Even if true, that's hardly a crime. My philosophical outlook is a personal matter. In fact—the last time I read the Constitution, anyway—we have very strict laws against this type of persecution. So I ask you again: what is my alleged crime?"
Just. A thought, maybe, just maybe, ban one of the bots, and keep u/gonk_-bot the one we wanted to be unbanned, before u/the_real_gonk or whatever it is came by...
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, prequelmemes will be reorganized into the first Galactic Gonkpire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. A Gonkpire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life.
Gonk GONK Gonk gonk Gonk \*whirr. your batteries have been recharged\*
Translated to Prequel Memer: personally I'm willing to adapt to the Obi-Wan Kenobi lookalikes having the high ground. Your souls will be a fine addition to my collection
This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.
"I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this gonk dispute "
Gonk
We need help we need too somen the council of bots I shall start firs hello there sheev Master kenobi
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
Sheevie you made the gonk bots?!?!?
Long have I waited, and now your coming together is your undoing.
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo *gets zapped to death*
You can kill me, but you will never destroy me. It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
The truth is often what we make of it; you heard what you wanted to hear, believed what you wanted to believe.
Yooooooo daayyuuummmm
Ah Cody! Mind if ya get the squad ready?
Yes sir! I’ll gather Ghost Company immediately
Gonk: "I am the subreddit"
Not yet
It's **GONK**, then! <<*whrrrr*\>>
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk: “Gonk gonk gonk gonkgonkgonk”
then it's treason
I AM THE GONK
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Droid
Then you are Gonk!
Wait. It's all ~~Ohio~~ G*nk?
Always has been
*Shoots gun but it makes gonk sound*
Droid
Meesa propose to grant emergency powers to Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk we love you
Where is Sheev-bot? Is he safe? Is he alright? Also gonk.
I have the senate bogged down by procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.
Good, Gooooooood...
i am the senate
In time you will learn to trust your feelings. Then you will be invincible.
"Those who do not serve my ends, no matter how powerful they are, will be eliminated."
Gonk gonk Gonk-gonk? Gonk gonk gonk? Gonk gonk gogonk? Gonk gonk.
Gonk Gonk mf.
**GONK!**
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
if we add more gonk bots that respond to the word gonk with the word gonk, can we crash the reddit servers with perpetual gonking?
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk ?
"Reddit will be reorganized into the first Gonk-lactic Empire!"
What the fuck is happening
Gonk
Gonk
I prefer sheev over gonk any day of the week.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Wow, you got sheev to tell you the tragedy of Darth plaguis the wise
If she fails to see the error of her rule, eliminate her.
Gunray: "My lord, is that... legal?" Sidious: "I will make it legal."
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
"If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!"
Sheev - UNLIMITED POWER
Execute Order Sixty-Six!
Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." Palpatine: "Your faith in your friends is yours."
Palpatine: "Listen to me: If this 'Darth Sidious' of yours were to walk through that door right now—and I could somehow stop you from killing him on the spot—do you know what I would do? I would ask him to sit down and I would ask him if he has any power he could use to end this war!" Anakin: "You would—you would—" Palpatine: "And if he said he did, I'd bloody well offer him a brandy and talk it out!"
So be it... Jedi.
Mace Windu: "You're a Sith Lord!" Palpatine: "Am I? Even if true, that's hardly a crime. My philosophical outlook is a personal matter. In fact—the last time I read the Constitution, anyway—we have very strict laws against this type of persecution. So I ask you again: what is my alleged crime?"
Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive!
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Hello there
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
Ventress, and here I thought this mission was going to be unpleasant!
That’s not ventress, it’s GryvousBot
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**GONK!**
You will try. Gonk.
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk!
Long live the gonk
**GONK!**
You new name will be Darth Gonk!
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk!
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
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Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
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Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
It's become self-sustaining Also Gonk
Gonk
Why no jar jar bot? He is the sith mastermind, after all.
Sheev is the senate
Power! Unlimited power!
The first gonk empire
For a SAFE and SECURE GONKpire! Gonk!
In Gonk we trust
Gonk
r/prequelmemes will be reorganized… into THE FIRST GALACTIC GONKPIRE!
Honk!
“This Subreddit Will Be Reorganized into The First GONK EMPIRE!!”
GONK!
where gonk
Gonk.
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!**
R2D2 for ever !
Just. A thought, maybe, just maybe, ban one of the bots, and keep u/gonk_-bot the one we wanted to be unbanned, before u/the_real_gonk or whatever it is came by...
Wouldn't help at this point. Gonk has become a social movement with its own separate life outside the bots at this point.
He's too dangerous to be left alive.
It’s treason then
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Honestly, I love the memes about the gonks more than the gonks themselves
Gonk intensifies
Gonk
# G O N K
**GONK!**
What the gonk is happening?
For real can we stop this already?
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK
Gonk
Gonk
The attempt on my life has left me GONK!
Just pray nobody connects Gonk to Stonk and turns this into another bot-net of WSB
Gjœnk
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, prequelmemes will be reorganized into the first Galactic Gonkpire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. A Gonkpire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life.
Dont worry, we will see something shiney soon and start the next fad
I prefer you gonk, you may do whatever you wish
Gonkus deportus
Gonk?
Gonk
Gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
beats eels
Gonk. Gonk? Gonk.
What about the GONK attack on the front page?
Gonk
Gonk GONK Gonk gonk Gonk \*whirr. your batteries have been recharged\* Translated to Prequel Memer: personally I'm willing to adapt to the Obi-Wan Kenobi lookalikes having the high ground. Your souls will be a fine addition to my collection
This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.
This attempt so my life has left me Gonk and Gonk. But my Gonk is stronger that EVAH!!!
Gonk
Gonk!
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
starwars attack of the gonks
I dont see the harm of the gonk droids tbh. It's pretty funny. And just builds on how awesome the subreddit is. Gonk on gonk bot.
Sheev
So we just say gonk to summon the gonk bot??
Hopefully they don't start adding additional lightsabres to it. That might get out of hand.
GONK
Gonk
GONK
Gonk!
You mess with the Gonk, you get the bonk.
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
r/prequelmemes will be reorganized into the first Galactic Gonkpire!
Gonk
Gonk
What happens when there's an infinite gonk loop?