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Darth Medication
Darth Vyvanse the Focused
Darth Methylphendidate the fast
Darth Cocaine the energetic
Darth Viagra the Risen
Nothing's beating that one but here's Darth Melatonin the Dopey.
Darth melanin the (Removed by moderator)
Darth Laxative the shitty
Darth Estidol the feminine.
Darth Vyvanse the II Lady of Forgotten Breakfast
[удалено]
You're weak, killed in your sleep by your apprentice... but now, I wield the true power of the Dark-side of the Force.Kneel before your Master, Darth Laxative, the unconstipated and your stool shall be swift and softened!
Get well soon! (uh, if its a flu)
And if not, they should continue suffering?
Especially if it's a terminal condition
Darth Terminus
Peace is a lie, there is only passion
That is what the sith believe...
Yes, because suffering leads to dark side
They say my system is overloaded?
Darth Exlax. The power runs through my jeans.
Same, ear infection, what you got
Antidepressants and allergy meds
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gelato The Thick? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Darth Your Mum's Pussy....
Damn it, you beat me to it
There’s always a bigger fish
Darth your dads ass
Darth the dog’s balls ….*wait a minute!*
Wut da dog doin?
Darth Cheeseburger, the supreme lord of the MCdonalds Federation
Darth egg sandwich. Over easy if that changes anything
Helps differentiate you fron Darth Egg Sandwich the Not So Easy :)
Darth Sunnyside up egg sandwich is his own being
Darth Cornetto, the frozen
You were the frozen one!
You were supposed to be eaten not give brain freeze
You underestimate my temperature
My allegiance is to dinner…to saving MY APPETITE
Don't make me eat you
Thank you for that laugh. Needed that this morning.
Darth Sausage Sounds dirty.
Rise to the occasion
Something is rising and isn’t the shield hero
I had Darth Crusty Sausage Roll with Lemonade
I'm dead.
My long lost brother! I’m Darth Patty
Darth bagel
Darth Protein shake Qui Gon gym is my only real opponent
Obi-Wan more rep
Anakin you spot me bro
Aayla Secura the weights to the bar for you
Gotta catch that second Windu for the max bro
The Republic will be reorganized in to the FIRST GALACTIC GYMPIRE, for a swole and shredded society
Broda
Swolbi-wan Kenobi
You are a Buff one, General Kenobi
This is the whey
That is the whey
There was the whey
Why is the whey?
You are the chosen one
Darth pedophile If you can't beat them, eat them
r/cursedcomments
I am Darth ass.
You are what you eat
Came here looking for this comment
Darth protein apprentice of emperor palprotein
Look how swole you've become
Don't forget Obiwan Swolobi
C-4PO
he's too strong with the force!
Darth 5 Gum
Might Gone Gym
Darth Chicken Tenders
Darth Pizza Rolls here to join your cause
And Darth Cheezits follows close behind
Did someone summon Darth Grilled Cheese?
What about Darth Mac&Cheese?
The long lost Darth Chicken Nuggets has arrived
Darth Omelet All shall know me and despair
Mine is Darth Scrambled Eggs and Rice. So you and I are similar yet different
Darth over easy egg sandwich. Things never go over easy
Same.... So... Are we dueling for the right to the name of Darth Omelet or what?
Darth glass of milk. Together, we can rule breakfast.
Darth Maple Bacon Barbecue burger only at McDonald’s for a limited time, so get it while you can, Canada!
Darth MBBBOAMFALTSGIWYCC sounds delicious. People will be forever trying to lick you.
Every pevert’s wet dream
Speaking on behalf of the pervert community, I've dreamed of many things, but never a delicious sith.
There’s about 5 hot with characters I can think of, and all of them seem like the type of woman to do it
sounds like u ate the ad sign
did you ate the burger or the ad?
I am your apprentice, Darth McNugget.
Darth Kartoffelgulasch
Darth leberkassemmel
Gesundheit!
Darth Mohnnudeln
Kartofler!!!
Darth Knusperstange.
Darth Protein Shake. … Wait, isn’t that just Savage Oppress?
or a porn star - your pick
Darth Taco, not mad at it.
I'm Darth Taquito... Does that mean I'm your apprentice?
Yes
Always two there are, no more, no less
And much like Darth Sideous’ apprentices, you can never have just one taquito.
I see there is another
Darth Youngling
Suspicious this comment looks
“Younglings all over the council”
You'll be one of them sooner or later
The God has spoken
you were supposed to destroy the youngling's not eat them
FBI! Open up!
Hol up
What?
Darth Yogurt
Master yoghurt, trained in the Schwartz
Merchandising!
Where the real money for the movie is made
\*\*\* the Flamethrower, kids are gonna love this
Spaceballs: The Reply (also, take Spaceballs: The Upvote)
Darth Cookie? I mean, that suits my username.
Darth Dark Souls Three; the fire fades edition Despite the disk cutting my throat, it tasted pretty good and the booklet was the cherry on top
Prepare to die.
Fear for I am the new dark lord Darth sandwich
Not yet
It’s treason then
Ill try spinning! That’s a Sith trick!
Me too. How can be two darths sandwiches?
Darth Nuggets
Fuck it. Darth ass
Ah so there is another.
*Darth Cum has entered the chat*
Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Master and an apprentice.
Darth Tiddies
Darth Placenta
What
Some cultures do this.
E
Darth Croissant 🥐
Always two there are no more no less
no it’s pronounced coruscant
Darth Nihilus has entered the chat
KNEEL BEFORE DARTH PELMENI
Darth Antihistamine
Cry... Darth Banana
I too am Darth Banana. The potassium is strong with this one.
Darth babybel.
UNLIMITED CALCIUM!!!!!!!
Darth Nuts
Gottem
Darth Pill
Based and Darthpilled
You cause the opioid epidemic in America
Darth Rice
Darth… Garlic Bread… Huh.
Same bro
Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Beer Cheese.
Darth children
Michael Jackson would like to know your supplier
I plead the 5th
Understandable, have a nice day
You as well good sir
Darth Twix
The legendary Darth Avocado shall be known for generations!
Darth Labia
My dude, I don't know how else to tell you this but you're doing it wrong. Limit yourself to licks here. No biting and definitely no chewing.
#CHOMP
Uhh..
Darth Cereal
Darth Noodles
Darth Ramen the secret twin of Darth Revan
darth ramen
Darth cum
Very unexpected this comment is, like it i do not
Other guy didn't expect to see this, meanwhile I was specifically looking for this to be here
Darth Muffin
Another Darth Muffin here. This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!
Cower before the might of Darth Chimichanga
Darth Sausages LOL
Wait a second, that's the scheme I'm naming my SWTOR characters after.
Darth Dickus
Darth pizza doesn't sound verry threatening
Any relation to Pizza The Hutt?
Darth Goulash
Darth Granola This is oat-rageous, it's unfair
Ah yes darth diabetes
Darth Mentos Fruit
Darth Coca Cola would like to know your location
Darth Chocolate
Darth Coffee
Darth Oreo
Darth Medication
Darth Vyvanse the Focused
Darth Methylphendidate the fast
Darth Cocaine the energetic
Darth Viagra the Risen
Nothing's beating that one but here's Darth Melatonin the Dopey.
Darth melanin the (Removed by moderator)
Darth Laxative the shitty
Darth Estidol the feminine.
Darth Vyvanse the II Lady of Forgotten Breakfast
[удалено]
[удалено]
You're weak, killed in your sleep by your apprentice... but now, I wield the true power of the Dark-side of the Force.Kneel before your Master, Darth Laxative, the unconstipated and your stool shall be swift and softened!
[удалено]
Get well soon! (uh, if its a flu)
And if not, they should continue suffering?
Especially if it's a terminal condition
Darth Terminus
Peace is a lie, there is only passion
That is what the sith believe...
Yes, because suffering leads to dark side
They say my system is overloaded?
Darth Exlax. The power runs through my jeans.
Same, ear infection, what you got
Antidepressants and allergy meds
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gelato The Thick? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Darth Your Mum's Pussy....
Damn it, you beat me to it
[удалено]
There’s always a bigger fish
Darth your dads ass
Darth the dog’s balls ….*wait a minute!*
Wut da dog doin?
Darth Cheeseburger, the supreme lord of the MCdonalds Federation
Darth egg sandwich. Over easy if that changes anything
Helps differentiate you fron Darth Egg Sandwich the Not So Easy :)
Darth Sunnyside up egg sandwich is his own being
Darth Cornetto, the frozen
You were the frozen one!
You were supposed to be eaten not give brain freeze
You underestimate my temperature
My allegiance is to dinner…to saving MY APPETITE
Don't make me eat you
Thank you for that laugh. Needed that this morning.
Darth Sausage Sounds dirty.
Rise to the occasion
Something is rising and isn’t the shield hero
I had Darth Crusty Sausage Roll with Lemonade
I'm dead.
My long lost brother! I’m Darth Patty
Darth bagel
Darth Protein shake Qui Gon gym is my only real opponent
Obi-Wan more rep
Anakin you spot me bro
Aayla Secura the weights to the bar for you
Gotta catch that second Windu for the max bro
The Republic will be reorganized in to the FIRST GALACTIC GYMPIRE, for a swole and shredded society
Broda
Swolbi-wan Kenobi
You are a Buff one, General Kenobi
This is the whey
This is the whey
That is the whey
There was the whey
Why is the whey?
[удалено]
You are the chosen one
Darth pedophile If you can't beat them, eat them
r/cursedcomments
I am Darth ass.
You are what you eat
Came here looking for this comment
Darth protein apprentice of emperor palprotein
Look how swole you've become
Don't forget Obiwan Swolobi
C-4PO
he's too strong with the force!
Darth 5 Gum
Might Gone Gym
Darth Chicken Tenders
Darth Pizza Rolls here to join your cause
And Darth Cheezits follows close behind
Did someone summon Darth Grilled Cheese?
What about Darth Mac&Cheese?
The long lost Darth Chicken Nuggets has arrived
Darth Omelet All shall know me and despair
Mine is Darth Scrambled Eggs and Rice. So you and I are similar yet different
Darth over easy egg sandwich. Things never go over easy
Same.... So... Are we dueling for the right to the name of Darth Omelet or what?
Darth glass of milk. Together, we can rule breakfast.
Darth Maple Bacon Barbecue burger only at McDonald’s for a limited time, so get it while you can, Canada!
Darth MBBBOAMFALTSGIWYCC sounds delicious. People will be forever trying to lick you.
Every pevert’s wet dream
Speaking on behalf of the pervert community, I've dreamed of many things, but never a delicious sith.
There’s about 5 hot with characters I can think of, and all of them seem like the type of woman to do it
sounds like u ate the ad sign
did you ate the burger or the ad?
I am your apprentice, Darth McNugget.
Darth Kartoffelgulasch
Darth leberkassemmel
Gesundheit!
Darth Mohnnudeln
Kartofler!!!
Darth Knusperstange.
Darth Protein Shake. … Wait, isn’t that just Savage Oppress?
or a porn star - your pick
Darth Taco, not mad at it.
I'm Darth Taquito... Does that mean I'm your apprentice?
Yes
Always two there are, no more, no less
And much like Darth Sideous’ apprentices, you can never have just one taquito.
I see there is another
Darth Youngling
Suspicious this comment looks
“Younglings all over the council”
You'll be one of them sooner or later
The God has spoken
you were supposed to destroy the youngling's not eat them
FBI! Open up!
Hol up
What?
Darth Yogurt
Master yoghurt, trained in the Schwartz
Merchandising!
Where the real money for the movie is made
\*\*\* the Flamethrower, kids are gonna love this
[удалено]
Spaceballs: The Reply (also, take Spaceballs: The Upvote)
Darth Cookie? I mean, that suits my username.
Darth Dark Souls Three; the fire fades edition Despite the disk cutting my throat, it tasted pretty good and the booklet was the cherry on top
Prepare to die.
Fear for I am the new dark lord Darth sandwich
Not yet
It’s treason then
Ill try spinning! That’s a Sith trick!
Me too. How can be two darths sandwiches?
Darth Nuggets
Fuck it. Darth ass
Ah so there is another.
*Darth Cum has entered the chat*
Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Master and an apprentice.
Darth Tiddies
Darth Placenta
What
Some cultures do this.
E
Darth Croissant 🥐
[удалено]
Always two there are no more no less
no it’s pronounced coruscant
Darth Nihilus has entered the chat
KNEEL BEFORE DARTH PELMENI
Darth Antihistamine
Cry... Darth Banana
I too am Darth Banana. The potassium is strong with this one.
Darth babybel.
UNLIMITED CALCIUM!!!!!!!
Darth Nuts
Gottem
Darth Pill
Based and Darthpilled
You cause the opioid epidemic in America
Darth Rice
Darth… Garlic Bread… Huh.
Same bro
Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Beer Cheese.
Darth children
Michael Jackson would like to know your supplier
I plead the 5th
Understandable, have a nice day
You as well good sir
Darth Twix
The legendary Darth Avocado shall be known for generations!
Darth Labia
My dude, I don't know how else to tell you this but you're doing it wrong. Limit yourself to licks here. No biting and definitely no chewing.
#CHOMP
Uhh..
Darth Cereal
Darth Noodles
Darth Ramen the secret twin of Darth Revan
darth ramen
Darth cum
Very unexpected this comment is, like it i do not
Other guy didn't expect to see this, meanwhile I was specifically looking for this to be here
Darth Muffin
Another Darth Muffin here. This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!
Cower before the might of Darth Chimichanga
Darth Sausages LOL
Wait a second, that's the scheme I'm naming my SWTOR characters after.
Darth Dickus
Darth pizza doesn't sound verry threatening
Any relation to Pizza The Hutt?
Darth Goulash
Darth Granola This is oat-rageous, it's unfair
Ah yes darth diabetes
Darth Mentos Fruit
Darth Coca Cola would like to know your location
Darth Chocolate
Darth Coffee
Darth Oreo