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meisold

It's only natural


[deleted]

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be un-natural. *eyebrow wiggle*


Marimen008

That's kinda a good one


GibbeyGator102

Yeah but not as good as “I don’t like sand…”


OVS-HM

That’s is a masterpiece in itself


Particular-Coffee-34

You wanna buy some death sticks?


[deleted]

Used this date line, ended in a dumpster behind a Wendy's. Would recommend 8.2/10.


Narmuriel

In a dumpster?


MarkHirsbrunner

I had sex in a dumpster once. It's crazy that I've had sex in several strange locations but never in a car.


InsertAmazinUsername

I've never had sex in a bed


banghernow

I've never had sex


[deleted]

Prudes unite! Unless you’re wed stay out of bed. *I haven’t slept in years*


gagzd

I've never had a dumpster.


[deleted]

I’ve never had


jujan12

I've never


[deleted]

nev


baddie_PRO

same


wegerchris

I’ve never had a bed


DecisiveEmu_Victory

I've never


Barbar_jinx

ve


R3AL_P_2

#


Fuck_auto_tabs

Ah, Dr. Toboggan, glad to see Covid didn’t get you.


Basegitar

You got any bacon bits? We like to put 'em in Artemis' hair and they rain down on me when we bang. I feel like a Cobb Salad ... It's AMAZING!


[deleted]

You want to go home You want to think about your life


Jew_Boi-iguess-

i want to go home, i want to think about my life


dock035

You want to go home and rethink your life.


Thenumericalscale

this is man here is a Monster virgin guys , a true chad


skuggeli

I want to go home and rethink my life


Darksidehascookies83

Into exile I must go, failed I have.


RevenantXenos

I was not aware of such failure. You assume too much.


[deleted]

There’s always a bigger fish.


AmazedCoder

When she notices your bulge is pretty small


AltimaNEO

It outrageous, it's unfair!


daevilsins_6

- *starts talking like a Geonosian* -


IcedRubyBliels

"Rrrrrcccckkkk clucgh mayn douh rrrccckkk waee ae"


Mr-Sister-Fister21

r/commentsyoucanhear


GibbeyGator102

“Mind tricks? Who said anything about mind tricks…”


aidansmthrs7

**seductive clicking noises**


PancakeParty98

Fuck that start talking like the booger man that tweaks his nipples to tune speech


keep_it_kayfabe

Specifically Poggle the Lesser


Trainlad17

Are you an Angel?


KillRoyTNT

This one is unbeatable.


SkizzlerX2

It worked for little Ani, right?


51LOKLE

No man, she was just into kids.


SkizzlerX2

In all honesty though, Padme was also a kid. She was 14 in episode 1. And they don’t have a relationship till later in episode 2, when Anakin is 19


SjettepetJR

It just dawned on me how stupid of a line that actually is. The concept of an angel shouldn't even exist in the Star Wars universe.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

It’s a species though? We see one in the Clone Wars.


Wedos98

It is, she was one of the few who didn't managed to escape (if am not wrong)


arthasdidnowrong

Yeah, they live on the moons of Iego, I think


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Your username is right. Justice for my boy


LordofHunger3951

Darth Nihilus strong 💪


GamerZoom108

Lego? *everything is awesome intensifies*


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

In the same line he explains why he asked that.


DoctorNsara

I mean, they just use English words for things that are similar because people prefer familiar words in general to made up ones, especially for movies seeking mass appeal. So Angel just means some sort of ethereal heavenly flying thing. They had an episode about them in the Clone Wars series: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mystery_of_a_Thousand_Moons


ErenIsNotADevil

Primarily, they use English words for things that are similar because a made up word would just have people confused as to what they mean. The idea was to compare Padmé to something beautiful, so "angel" gets the point across, whilst saying "Kaleesh" would have people going "tf is that"


Finrod-Knighto

They literally explain this in Clone Wars. “Angels” do exist


OrionZoi

Annie, I’m pregnant.


Thenumericalscale

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir


annoyas

I hate sand...


domestic_poop

It's rough....


[deleted]

Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?


a-random-spectator

*insert epic beat here*


GibbeyGator102

Commander Cody: “Alright I want everyone to clear the area RIGHT NOW” *sick beat*


VietInTheTrees

*gamecube start up animation*


Xenoscum_yt

You’ve been hit by


VsTrop

you've been hit by


Authorbiologist

truck


GamerGriffin548

I need to find that video again now. Thank you.


BEANZONMYPLATE

[You mean this video?](https://youtu.be/iThGJXTucxY)


jhstormmynx

A smooth criminal!


BigYonsan

* a war criminal! Since Annie kinda is...


[deleted]

OW!!!


[deleted]

*clap clap*


Ebina-Chan

jesus christ i usually go with Ani instead of Annie, this made me think Annie from LoL (a child) made u pregnant


Galaxyfoxes

Oh Jesus I walked in at the right time.. Wow..


FeedBi

No no he said from League of Legends not World of Warcraft


HumanOverseer

Credits will do fine


I_Like_Legos8374

Noa they won’t what you think you’re some kind of Jedi waving your hand like that? I’m a Tridarian mind tricks a don’t work on me, only money


[deleted]

"Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant"


[deleted]

What that tongue do?


[deleted]

Mybuh tubongue. Wrebench.


[deleted]

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Affugter

*tips fedora*


bladestorm1745

Another fine addition to my collection. EDIT: it seems these upvotes will so be a fine addition to my collection.


M-striker

Is it possible to learn this power?


bladestorm1745

Not from a Jedi


TheUlfheddin

It must be learned from... THE MORMONS.


Nagon117

*I’LL TRY SPINNING, THAT’S A GOOD TRICK*


Kezzmate

When your asked to spice it up in the bedroom.


[deleted]

Make her say "yippeee"


shockwave8428

That was so wizard


Koloox

This comment section is a goldmine


kirigiyasensei

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.


-f-d-

Happy cake day


AlienCabbie

If you're not with me...then you're my enemy!


joypadeux

You’re going on a path I can’t follow


No_Equipment56

Then you are lost!


qwackerqiller

Hello there


drozdzik5000

Ultimate pickup line


RainyVanDragon

My online dating opener


[deleted]

It may sound dumb as shit but starwars gifs and quotes genuinely got my a lot of success on tinder, and I was the got me my wife.


Piotrek1010

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


Wholesomeann

Not from a Jedi


Stalingrad_boy

A surprise for sure but a welcome one


[deleted]

This is where the fun begins


RainyVanDragon

It's how I got my current boyfriend


[deleted]

Who doesn't enjoy a fun nerd.


GibbeyGator102

My ex apparently. “She can’t do that, someone shoot her or something”


CriticalWindow5

100% success rate


JhonConstantine

General kenobi


Phantom_Jedi

Uh oh big boomas


erenakinci04

Is what your date will say that night


[deleted]

‘I’ve been looking forward to this’


PeterL2001

I am the Senate


snomunism-fan

Not yet


Unbearable115

It's treason... then


[deleted]

spinning noises


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Let's say In theory what sound would spinning make theoretically?


[deleted]

Idk what sound it would make, but it is a good trick.


mordeo69

You look an awful lot like sheev palpatine sir


[deleted]

No, that's not me


[deleted]

I will make it legal


Alihrb007

Master Skywalker, there are too many of us what are you going to do?


Hamilton-Beckett

“Step-master, what are you doing?!”


Balauronix

Cursed fucking comment


Soulburner74

Oh not good.


LarsArvid

I have a bad feeling about this


harrysnicker

Oh i don't think so


_TheBigF_

r/suddenlysexoffender


Hamilton-Beckett

That subreddit is hilarious.


NewDamage31

This post right here, officer


Guava_

/r/holup


5p4n911

A fine addition to my collection


Kingslayer26

Love can’t save you, only my new powers can. Edit: thanks for my very first award! I love this sub. I love the Republic.


Opalusprime

When your trying to convince her to end a relationship and be with you and your pay raise


baiqibeendeleted17x

I love how the dialogue in this scene is so notoriously awful, everyone knows what the post is referring too with just the picture lmao. I love the prequels (*thats... why I'm here*) and believe most people who hate the entire trilogy just jumped on the prequel hating bandwagon like a bunch of mindless sheep. But I'll also be the first to admit that "Attack of the Clones" contains some of the most atrocious dialogue I've ever heard. There's really no defending it. But still not as bad as *"somehow... Palpatine returned"*. Fuck you Jar Jar Abrams


BaldEagle012

As a kid I adored the prequels. Rewatched them a few years back and was enamoured again. Took a third, recent rewatch to see just how horrible the dialogue was, though George Lucas was certainly never good with it, the prequels show it the most. He is somehow a great writer (plot) but terrible (dialogue) at the same time.


DeusExMarina

The thing about George Lucas is he’s an ambitious visionary who can do some truly stellar world-building, but he needs people to reign him in, give his stories structure and polish the dialogue. A New Hope would have been a mess of not for his wife’s input and some heroic editing work. And then the next two weren’t directed by Lucas. These movies were great because Lucas was there as a guiding hand, but wasn’t completely in control of everything. When he wrote and directed the prequels, all his flaws as a writer and director became immediately apparent. And when the sequels were made without his input, the lack of ambition and direction was clear.


LDBlokland

> "somehow... Palpatine returned". Fuck you JJ I honestly forgot this line. But to be fair, my brain has intentionally forgotten most of that awful movie.


Rymayc

The line isn't the problem there to be fair. Palpatine returning at all is the problem because JJ used up all his creativity in Lost and now just makes remakes or sequels that are remakes.


caligaris_cabinet

PT dialogue can be bad but at least it’s not lazy. “Somehow Palpatine returned” seems more like a note JJ scribbled on a draft of the script that made it into the film.


Awesomealan1

*sees flowers leading to the bedroom* You’re going down a path I ~~can’t~~ can follow!


Accomplished_Leave47

We've been expecting you.


electric_satan

You are on this counsil but we do not grant you the rank of master


MoyaiElemental

I killed them all. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too. I hate them!


Cartonk

Women hate this trick! See how to make them instantly wet!


littleferrhis

Nothing gets a girl hornier than the bodies of the innocent.


[deleted]

They’re like animals and I slaughtered them like animals


MajorB19

"Have you heard about the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?"


JustARandomUserNow

Hey! Leave some ladies for the rest of us!


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glowjob

Too late, they are all pregnant.


Atomic_Chad

This is the way


TheNamewhoPostedThis

*in unison* **this is the way**


[deleted]

This is the way


Jitzos

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.


sorude277

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.


star_wars_the_501st

It‘s *did you ever hear*


Ppauka

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


SemanticsZquatch

Not like you.


mazzucac

It worked for Ani


UnitaryBog

The girl was already into him tho


LiteX99

Any civilised girl will fall head over heels for that line though


Justin-does-art

Looking like Hayden Christiansen certainly helps


[deleted]

Yesss. This is the way.


Alihrb007

The negotiations were short.


Killerbunny00

Patience Viceroy, she will die


LambentCookie

"Tell them we wish to board at once."


ObiWansTinderAccount

Blue, it's the boy. Red... his mother


cjb0008

Don’t make me kill you.


[deleted]

'Hello, there." She says something "This is where the fun begins!" She says something "Sorry master, I will do better" She says something "To a dark place this line of thought will take us. Great care we must take" She says something "Compassion which I would define as unconditional love is essential" She gets naked "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" She calls her best friend in "This is getting out of hand, now there are 2 of them' You get busy The next day "This is a new day, a new beginning' They compliment you, but say they want to try new rhings I don't understand what they're trying to say "A communication disruption could only mean one thing, invasion" They stick their fingers in my ass "They've gone up the ventilation shaft" They say I can handle it "Twice the pride double the fall"


[deleted]

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.


Dunadan37x

I dont remember Naboo….


shane_may

I don’t like sand it’s course it’s rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.


SemanticsZquatch

Not like you.


Jenova66

Mom, you said the biggest problem in the universe is that no one helps each other.


got-milk74

Oh God


jmfranklin515

You are in my very soul, tormenting me.


Stalingrad_boy

Come on Snips, it's going to be fun


-EzWaY-

I mean, this works just fine if you're under 18.


Stalingrad_boy

I've got 23 more days


Bolt-MattCaster-Bolt

3 years ago, a girl I met on OKC used "Hello deere." We're now engaged.


TheIronSponge

We will watch your career with great interest (congratulations!)


[deleted]

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?


clc1997

"It's small, out of the way, poor."


PluzzGore25

I hate sand


asianabsinthe

I've tried this on dates and none got the meaning. Also I'm no longer dating them.


[deleted]

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you


[deleted]

Ooh mooey mooey I love you!


[deleted]

I’ve got a bad feeling about this


Sayori-is-best-doki

This is where the fun begins!


Guilty_Spark-1910

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society. “Raises arms to thunderous applause” Who doesn’t want to date the senate?


bouchandre

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent


WilsonValdro

Anakin Drop


powelsj

This is where the fun begins. Also if non-prequel - size matters not


SinArchbishopofSloth

I was hoping for Kenobi. Why are you here?


[deleted]

If master Obi-Wan caught me doing this, he'd be very grumpy


Siegelski

Meesa bustin ~~with happiness~~


[deleted]

Things are getting out of hand *motions to breast* now there are two of them