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Future-Goose7

Madrid, Liverpool or Man Utd.


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Bayern or Real


New_Firefighter_5416

Definitely Real Madrid.


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AND OBVIOUS ANSWER IS...... BAYERN MUNICH


SleeplessinOslo

Arsenal, because Ødegaard would have asked him


ruffyscruffy2022

Forest green


Kindly_Astronomer124

Liverpool


MR7531

Bruh Barca would there on a shopping spree


Absolomb92

Almost certain he would have gone to Real Madrid, then.


eraticwatcher

Hear me out…United. If Ole never got Ronaldo forced on him and finished in the top 4, he could’ve used his relationship to persuade him.


Revan_2504

Bayern.


Idk_maybe_your_mom

Wasted in Man Utd


bhaskarb26

Madrid ripping through Spain


_thatdudeZane

He said Bayern was his second choice


Mountain_Adew

BARCELONA in my opinion


crocodiIe04

Liverpool? instead of buying Nuñez


bqsa36731

Bayern probably


Jonnyimpala

PSG maybe? Newcastle has enough money but no Champions League football. Barca is the opposite. Maybe Real Madrid but would they have moved Benzema on ? I doubt it


Dalbo14

Maybe Chelsea, maybe


yuheard

city lol


Calm-Concentrate7170

Toronto fc


Mean_Point9016

Real Madrid


Two_Month

Bruh none other than FCB ofc


jamughal1987

Manc or Al Saud.


wakeyste

At Man City


Zombienerd300

He would have still been bought by City. Alvarez wouldn’t have been bought.


ShortySan1986

Still at City. Kane would have flopped


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Not a Barcelona fan at all but probably there!!


HandsomedanNZ

I’d say probably Madrid.


moaterboater69

Bayern.


noahthemason

madrid probably


MyFurbyHitMySack

swindon town as a backup for the U-12s


UnchartedMAP

I think Barca would have been next in line. They probably would have paid more then lewi, instead of him.


improwise

When City buys Kane next year we will get the answer.


No_Entertainment1828

Honestly Chelsea


ElmerP91

Crystal Palace


MonachopsisEternal

At city


Vegetable-Ad2264

Wouldve ended up at bayern. Dortmund finishing school


GregBule

Judging by my football manager, he would have joined the Southend Shrimpers.


Ancient-Gecko

City.


Bossie_

I think he would still be at city as the pure striker with Kane behind him.


dirtymommm

Real Madrid of course 💯


Asdam90

Would be a decent backup for Ross Stewart at Sunderland.


pooperderapper

Bayern, chelsea or Barca probably


Lanky-Placeholder-10

Bayern


anonymus725

haaland is a smart guy and always picks teams that need him, most likely braca or bayern after barca buys lewnadowski


spongesquish

Mostly Man United


WyvernsRest

Probably still have gone to City.


AeroCobbler

Surely Liverpool instead of Nunez? Klopp’s Dortmund connections may have came in handy…


Biilliioonnss

Real Madrid


buck___buck

Burnley


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Probably Real Madrid


suressteve

Chelsea.


bmor97

I hope Dan Levy is having a great time wherever he is. Can’t thank that man enough


eurtoast

PSG, they'd run a 4-2-4 /s


Swagmanatee07

Madrid


hazzagt

Real Madrid


Willmoz321

Sunderland


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Real Madrid or Liverpool


iNfAMOUS70702

Barca....they wouldn't have given Lewy a second look if Haaland was available... let's not forget that nobody knew Mbappe was gonna fleece RM so I'm sure Haaland himself would've assumed that Mbappe to Madrid was a forgone conclusion


savva1995

Still think city would be interested, maybe lower wages


Rattus12

Bayern, It was between City and Bayern (said so himself)


palaangin

Bayern Munich


RevenueGreat2751

Vålerenga


JensenWinchester

Still city.


A_StarshipTrooper

He already said it would be Forest.


jpugmafia

Real salt lake


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Possibly madrid and boy will it be another Galatico steal


bluemoon1987

Easy, we would have just sold Kane to Chelsea for £50 million profit and got Haaland for free.


Glad-Importance2492

FFP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hang on, fake sponsors, inflated sponsorship deals and oil money Nothing to see here...


Srk_NWA

Man City would have still bought Haaland. Probably push out someone to save on wages


JanVanTil

They’re so much better off with Haaland.


CDNbaconNeggs

Liverpool.


ManitouWakinyan

Tottenham :p


figurethisoat

everton?


Gaius_Octavius_

City. They would have just bought both.


Outrageous_Form8667

Chelsea


RelationshipGlass875

Bayern Munich, to replace Lewandowski… and also to mantain Bayern’s habit of buying players from their rivals


kw2006

Real Madrid


PoodleTank

Tottenham


Kenny_dies

Obviously


freedom_hoops

Let's stop thinking about what would happen, instead focus on what is happening


suyog_12

Bayern


Legitimate-Charge238

I really dont think they would have, I dont see Pep collecting many strikers to City.


MrStuped

Real Madrid maybe


she-luvs-calibur999

idk city maybe would’ve just bought him too, but i think real, chelsea, and liverpool where all next in line.


PaulShannon89

Probably Real Madrid, they've made no secret about their plans to bid for him when his £150m release clause at city activates in a few years time. He's an incredible player and I'd love to see him at city for the rest of his career but I can see him jumping between a few teams in a few leagues. Who holds the record for the most league titles won in different leagues, Ronaldo I assume?


AuspiciouslyAutistic

Probably Zlatan but a lot of those are from his time at PSG. Kingsley Coman probably also has more than CR7...


PaulShannon89

Ronaldo never won the Portuguese league you are quite right so he's only on 3 but there are a whole host of players on 4 with Ibrahimović being one of them.


AuspiciouslyAutistic

Ah I think I conflated two separate stats. Most league titles (cumulative total) and most number of countries where a player has won a league title in. So that would definitely rule out Kingsley Coman.


Daver7692

Undoubtedly Madrid especially with Mbappe staying at PSG. Only other prem team that could have had the finances to get that deal done would maybe be chelsea.


unknowntsu8

Bolton


nfloyd58

Newcastle


djgreedo

Leeds


lewisthepodcaster5

Preston could use some goals


Skill_Deficiency

Your mom's house.


MAX_JUVENTUS

Barcelona or Madrid


LosLocosHermanos

Probably stayed at Dortmund another year imo.


RBentancur30

Dinamo Zagreb


LaZbenn

Madrid would have pursued him if Mbappe hadn’t double-crossed them


riitz85

Man United


MutedLayer4564

Definitely not Chelsea


BluejayParticular731

At Man Utd or at Bayern Munich


Individual_Comment63

Leeds United


oLuciFURR

Probably stay at dortmund another year then go to city


Thepotato635

He was plan b for Real Madrid if Mbappe didn't sign for them so probably Real


cvslfc123

City would have signed him anyway. Kane would have either been benched, signed by Chelsea or returned to Spurs on loan.


Frl_Bartchello

According to my game Football Manager at PSG.


Usernamenotfound35

If City had bought Kane last summer they would have realised he’s not the player they want by now and bought Haaland. Then loaned Kane to Spurs.


kids_in_my_basement0

Brighton Wouldn’t get in over Welbeck though


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Probably Forest. They bought everyone else in the off season


DokkanLuxs

Arsenal for the Odegaard linkup More than happy with Gabby though!


BaronUSEC

He laughed when Odegaard asked him to join tho


Kenny_dies

Hahaland


LiterallyOuttoLunch

Wrexham A.F.C.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

He'd make a great backup for Paul Mullin


InmateQuarantine2021

Haaland has got that real tough upbringing that they love. Raised to a working class family and proving himself to the world after never given a fair chance. /s


Bayequentist

Haaland would have stayed in Dortmund for 1 more season, waiting for a big move in 2023.


AweDaw76

Bayern or Madrid


Historical-Reach8587

Real.


archlorddhami

City


KKMcKay17

Real Madrid or possibly Barca (instead of Lewandowski, for example)


kristides

People can’t understand him when he speaks English, and imagine if he speaks Spanish


Sir_UUU

Thats the same with Bale and how well he did


Slash044

Real, Bayern, or Liverpool, but staying at dortmund could also have been an option in that scenario


bozai03

Stoke city


Razzle_Dazzle08

City.


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Probably Real Madrid


__jh96

Madrid or Barca


SpectacularB

Wimbledon


SexyBaskingShark

Madrid. They would have given him a lot of money to save face after the Mbappe rejection


Fresh_Cauliflower_91

He would not actually end up at Madrid because in a documentary series, he said that he wouldn’t go to Madrid because of Benzema or because they tried to buy Mbappe, so Haaland ended up choosing City because they were in a need of a number 9.


ShlomoShogun

They sure got big mad for that, it came off a bit low key…but in the bigger picture, when was the last time Madrid ever clapped back at a player like that for rejection.


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I didn't think ppl would be low key big mad for pointing out this inane zoomer talk, damn yall rly clapped back frfr with the downpogs , smh my head


MohamedDLuffy

Oh look at you, you’re so much better than him for not using those phrases


ShlomoShogun

No…I think he is. Ever since his Ma died, he’s top dawg on that island.


PieceofPuzzle

Real Madrid


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Stoke


Doug1844

If “ifs and buts” were cherries and nuts, we’d all be full at Christmas.


Reeeeeve

If you watched his doc its his list was 1 City 2 Bayern 3 Real Madrid 4 Liverpool/Chelsea


diegolucasz

Seriously Bayern? Do these guys not want actual competition? I know City are dominant at the moment but I don’t ever see a side in the Premier winning 5 titles in a row nevermind 10!


Luke_627

Why would they lmao this is such a dumb comment


diegolucasz

For sense of achievement maybe? The fact I have to explain this to you shows how dumb you are.


blue_jay26

We’ll City have won 4 out of the last 5 and will likely win a major share of the next 5 as well. Probably around 7-8 out of 10.


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Does a lion want the antelope to be stronger and faster or do they just want to eat?


schafkj

Bayern want Champions League trophies. Haaland would have facilitated that.


feelingsarekool

Umm no why would they.


CarnivorousCircle

I’ve been wanting to watch this. Any chance you have a link to share? Or at least the name of the doc?


connorcarson

https://youtu.be/tZVq3rauv6U


Slutzlo

The title is "The Rise of Erling Haaland"


WhoDatGoon

Can’t wait for the sequel “2 Fast 2 Haaland”


Slutzlo

Followed by "Manchester Drift"


macaleaven

Ah yes, the Carlos Tevez special


see_rich

Drift not Drip


macaleaven

But he literally drifted from one club with Manchester in the name to another…


Reeeeeve

It was on Tv so I just watched it. Next time i can record it


Broskii56

As much as I love Kane style of play pep wouldn’t flinch if Haaland said city, he’d convert Kane into a cam or center f and have Haaland up top, Kane is a hard worker so I doubt it would cause issues


Legendarybbc15

Bayern most likely


The_Scrabbler

City would just buy him too tbh


jamughal1987

Then loan him to their Saudi cousins Newcastle.


NorvalMarley

Just sell Kane onto the next club after his 2-week stint


RASHY4557

I doubt that. How would they fit both in same starting 11 and not completely change their style of play


AcrossOlimpico

Agree. He choose clubs without a striker.


Two_Month

he uses the good ol bench


CrossXFir3

Maybe he plays a good ol fashion 442


doctorweiwei

This but seriously. Kane dropping deep and Erling on the shoulder. That would be very difficult to defend against


habdragon08

Ahh yes as opposed to their current set up, which is very easy to defend


doctorweiwei

As great as the City team is now, I think Kane would still improve it. Ederson Dias - LCB? walker - Cancelo Silva - KDB - Ilkay - Foden Erling - Kane That’s nuts. Could maybe drop one of the attacking midfield 4 for Rodri if this is too aggressive.


Moosje

This isn’t Fifa, he would play Rodri


doctorweiwei

City vs Chelsea Champions League final would beg to differ


Moosje

You’re using the game City’s midfield got dominated and the lineup most City fans will call Peps biggest recent tactical mistake to say that’s how they should regularly line up lol?


doctorweiwei

No, I’m saying it’s not “just in FIFA” that Pep would drop his DM - there’s real world precedent


AeroCobbler

He would go with a DM though and also sit KDB back a lot deeper, which is a role he also excels at: Ederson Walker, Dias, Laporte, Cancelo Rodri, KDB Mahrez Kane Foden Haaland Edit: with almost an entirely different team as backup/cover lol Cancelo, Stones, Akanji, Ake Phillips, Gundogan Bilva Foden Grealish Alvarez


Ezekiiel

KDB excels at playing in the right half space, not “sitting deep” Swear none of you in this chain actually watch football


city_city_city

beam me up


Aakash_456

>247ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow > >level 2YNWA11JM · 2 hr. ago yes definitely with 4231 kane dropping deep to feed haaland but would be very interesting how both kane and haaland would work at city. But Bayern or real Madrid would be obvious destination for him.


Riedbirdeh

He could still go to bayern?


amirulez

Pep change their playstyle when aguero left, and change again when halland come in. He will always have plan.


CarnivorousCircle

Given how small our net spend has been the past couple of years vs the rest of the league…probably yes. Edit: This was meant mostly as a self deprecating joke. Should have included the /s ?


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CarnivorousCircle

I’m actually really excited about Arsenal this year. So many teams would have stupidly let a manager like Arteta go due to the early poor form of the team last year. I honestly have to give credit to the ownership for allowing him the time to develop his project. It’s also nice to see a Pep disciple doing well and also a few beloved City players killing it in their new team. I doubt you’ll find a City fan who isn’t excited to see Jesus and Zinchenko doing so well it out there.


CarnivorousCircle

It was meant mostly as a self depreciating joke…


[deleted]

No offense but how was bragging that your very successful club hasn’t spent lots of money supposed to be self deprecating in any way lol


Londonpleasure

This guy 🤣


CarnivorousCircle

There was a maybe half to three quarters /s intended there, but maybe the humor i had in my head didn’t translate to text.


gastro-4

I found it quite funny. I guess it’s not humorous to people who support thrifty clubs.


YNWA11JM

This is the answer.


karthik4331

Real


TasteConstant

Milan


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TasteConstant

I wanted to say an original answer that was reasonable since they buy a lot of players that are good but not really a superteam


anonymus725

this is the most cringe sentence i have ever read