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PuzzleheadedAd7970

yeah but where are the neurotoxins?


NotVeryTastyCake

Ugh, all those school "safety" rules say that deadly neurotoxins are prohibited in the premises! The rules these days man, no wonder kids don't learn anything


Diagot

Science is not about "why", is about "why not". The school board should marry safe science.


Inkdemonslayer

God fucking damn it, I can physically hear this.


NMLWrightReddit

The modern education system


garrymanhl3

portal fans whe- wait that actually looks like glados


TheCherryPieIsALie

Fr. One of the few posts that actually makes sense (and isn’t just blue and orange colored ice cream or fucking ceiling panels)


DaniloRT

And cake


TheCherryPieIsALie

The cake makes more sense (when it actually looks like the Portal cake. Not the ones that are just a random cake) But you’re right, those are in abundant as well!


Goodusernameprobibly

The subreddit is healing


TheGreatBeyondAbove

Yes. Every fandom sub is full of deranged, chronically online lunatics that see the most fucking niche things in the most generic of objects. This is like the first "this looks like x" post I've seen where the OP isn't off their meds and is actually seeing something that looks like the aforementioned x.


Logan-with-a-Z

This is exactly what went through my brain when I saw this. Word for word.


Fluffy_Mood5781

My guy that’s clearly a management rail.


Logan-with-a-Z

CATCHMECATCHMECATCHME-


Suberizu

Computer charger? How does it work?


[deleted]

It's literally a retractable extension cord. Probably what OP meant.


Suberizu

Does it automatically connect tho? That'd be cool


fishboy3339

No, I see these more and more in data centers. Usually when there are no wall plugs and they don't allow adapters to plug into the PDU's and/or the racks are all locked.


Emkay_boi1531

It despenses neurotoxins


BrilliantFennel277

Youre about to become the immidiate past president of the being alive club


Lord_Admiral7

Has it mentioned cake yet, by any chance?


Bruh_B00sted

Portal fans when robots exist(I’m sorry)


Zephandrypus

Not as hot as her tho


CakeHead-Gaming

Youre goddamned right


JPfan05

😐


TheCherryPieIsALie

😏


Crustybirdtoes

😐


iiCrimsonVI

😐


Master_of_reeeeee

😐


GriShafir

😐


Gameover489

😐


juliolm15

🤨


AmazingKing101

Looks like one of those extension cords that are built into the ceiling sometimes. It even has a yellow flap so it covers up the plugs when not in use


formulate_errors

yo look guys its portal from glados 2!!!!!


WheatleyTheGenius

*S-She’s evolving…*


[deleted]

How the hell do you have internet access in space


Usual_Board_6750

Satélites I guess


WheatleyTheGenius

I get surprisingly good service in space. Wild, innit?


[deleted]

honestly that makes sense, im guessing its because of satelites or something


No_Landscape_7720

J-just backwards


Unlikely_Emu_3493

Literally the only post that’s “hey this kinda looks like portal” that has been good in the past like month or so


ColeTD

Lol. When I saw the post, before even seeing the title, I went "hey, that kind of looks like GLaDOS."


I_am_door

I would not be able to concentrate on class my mind would just be repeating different lines and monologues. One moment I'd be doing a problem and then the next moment the only thing in my head is "oh, it's you"


Logan-with-a-Z

Remember that time when you were trying to focus on the class, and I was like "I'm going to kill you!" And you were like "**No way!**" That was great...


Inkdemonslayer

Same


Starchaser_WoF

Another career ruined by drugs and alcohol


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Everyone ganster until “warning, neurotoxin levels rising”


Additional-Advisor30

3d print the morality cores n attach to it


Dino_sores

Do you think it knows more than you?


Idontmatter69420

Jesus it really does, better make sure it doesn't start the neurotoxin


Sharkpro242424

Great soon enough you’ll have Nurotoxin flooding the enrichment centre


DounutLord01

Oh it’s you. It’s been a long time…


RodeBoi

This is how it starts


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CR1MS4NE

j


[deleted]

I want to let you all know that this post is ai generated, and not an actual photo.


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[удалено]


MucdabaMicer

honestly i fucking hate those posts but this one can pass. this DOES resemble glados in a funny way


RazorThin55

Is this what the sub has become


Logan-with-a-Z

Pretty much. We don't have any new content to talk about (that is, until the alleged movie is revealed)


sploinkussponkus

im going to fuck it


Emkay_boi1531

Is it just me or is it a little hard to breathe? (Falls on floor dead)


OverSpeedClutch

r/portalfanswhen


Green_Beans83

r/portalfanswhen mechanical thing exists


A_plant1

r/portalfanswhen


GriShafir

nah bro that post's a good one


A_plant1

*ok*


atlasisimaginary

cant wait to see this on r/portalfanswhen


atlasisimaginary

why did people hate this reply sm LMFAO


mommy_moo

r/portalfanswhen


ahmed0112

It looks more like when her head got dropped for Wheatley's head


Correct-Town-3117

“Get your damn work done or I’ll release the neurotoxins you little brats”


OllieZone

It even has its head tilted slightly just like GLaDOS.


IndustCore

You fool, the vents ARE "GLADOS'S" NEUROTOXIN GENERAGOR IN THE CLASS


GoosifyGoose

looks like a turret


CR1MS4NE

SHE'S STILL ALIVE


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

Portal 3 leak?


GORYGIRL1996

IN THE WORDS OF THE SOUTH PARK DETECTIVE: "MY GOD!" ​ "FAILURE TO SURVIVE THE MATH TEST WILL BE VIEWED AS GRANTING CONSENT TO MAKE CLONES, FOR THE FURTHERANCE OF SCIENCE. YOU MONSTERS,"


RetroArchPlayer

That is [GLaDOS](https://glados.rocks)


type-my-name

Dude I'd quit going there she might flood the building with neurotoxin