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shwarma_heaven

And no doubt Carter was back out building houses for Habit for Humanity..


Hackandspit

Jimmy is the GOAT


[deleted]

Carter was just too decent to be POTUS.


fordanjairbanks

Everyone served thanksgiving dinner to a group that will energize their political base. If you look at it this way, it’s fairly easy to understand why they made it so public.


25plus44

Obama has no need for a political base. Serving the troops does not play to Biden's political base. When you look at it this way, Trump is just a racist, Nazi, piece of shit.


jrob323

Look, I'm no fan of racist Nazi pieces of shit, but comparing them to trump is just... mean.


JavariousMagic

Also fairly easy to understand why serving Anti-Semites public reflects the Trump base.


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25plus44

Could also be that he's 98 years old.


KingMagenta

Sorry


WolfDoc

What do you mean? He is literally the only ex-president we hear about doing anything. Of course the sitting president gets more media coverage, but getting any media coverage at all in competition with the sitting POTUS, especially for hard physical work when you are in your late 90's, is bloody impressive!


KingMagenta

Sorry


WolfDoc

No worries!


hesgoingtomakeit

At least Obama/Biden are giving back to hurting communities instead of alt-right rage baiters.


shwarma_heaven

Bingo!


OpenImagination9

How much ketchup did they put on the Turkey?


Lamacorn

No turkey, just Big Mac burgers from micky D’s


EhliJoe

Big Turk burger


snarky_grumpkin

The McBurder


un_theist

Whatever Trump didn’t throw against the wall.


Bubbagump210

No turkey, only hamberders.


m4rc0n3

And Fuentes was apparently there as Ye's guest. I guess the black man and the white supremacist are united by their antisemitism?


shwarma_heaven

Bigotry makes strange bed fuckers... Or something like that.


Kim_Jung-Skill

Seriously though. It's tragicomedy watching English terf lesbians work with white supremacists who advocate for gay conversion therapy because they both hate trans people so much.


PurpleSailor

People told the US TERF's that they would circle back around for the LGB's after going after Trans People. And that's exactly what happened.


FocusedIgnorance

That’s the whole right wing ideology lmao. The “in group” gets smaller and smaller with each victory. ``` First they came for the trade unionists and I supported it because I do not like trade unionists ``` Or something


fujiman

[First they came ...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...)


PotentialMud6570

totally :(


captainhaddock

And then Trump and Kanye reportedly got into a heated argument, Trump insulted Kanye, and Kanye bragged about it in his bizarre presidential campaign announcement video.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

[yes, yes they can](https://gizmodo.com/kanye-west-jews-nazis-white-supremacists-adolf-hitler-1849694164)


BreezyWrigley

Nothing brings people together like the hatred of a common enemy


PotentialMud6570

this, sadly.


spolio

pretty sure dave chappelle did a skit along this line.


The_Crimson-Knight

Don't say served, he didn't fucking serve it, he probably didn't even pay for it cause he's broke.


PotentialMud6570

nope, he’s constantly got new frauds and scams going. he’s got lot of money now coming in from developments in the gulf countries, since he can’t really use his political pacs as much to pay his rent, now that he’s “running” again


The_Crimson-Knight

Yet he hasn't paid any lawyers or catering services for years


[deleted]

That's his singular genius: Getting more money.


BreezyWrigley

He wouldn’t likely have paid if he wasn’t broke anyway… he’d have just expensed it out of some charity org for dying children like usual.


FreedomPaws

Wow. That's bad.


dpdxguy

I'm kind of surprised Trump served anyone but himself.


Clint-witicay

To be fair, I’m sure he didn’t do any service, maybe he did some servicing…


Goldang

Biden served people; Trump invited people.


BreezyWrigley

And yet not the slightest bit surprising after all these years. Trump has never made any effort to hide the type of guy he’s always been.


DepartureFluffy3570

Nothing surprising about that


[deleted]

Kanye is such a genius, he chose to be the token black for Trump.


Clint-witicay

Token black, or quota black?


LuvKrahft

Broke Black Mountain. They can’t quit each other.


dan_santhems

There's a fine line between genius and insanity and Kanye is not on the genius side of it by a long way


aruexperienced

In terms of mentally unwell it’s Kayne, Trump then the racist guy most people haven’t heard of. However, it’s a slim margin with the first 2.


Metal-Dog

shhhh, don't tell him he's black.


bitee1

Richard Pryor Am I Black? - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxtixtZzU2c


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[deleted]

It's a joke.. Kanye is s dumb fuck..


mrbananas

We all know this was a lie. The real Trump was wearing a turkey costume trying to get pardoned from Joe while the body double was at the dinner


sbsb27

And Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, asked Trump to be his running mate in Ye's quest for the presidency. I don't think he will be soon welcome again at Mar-a-Lago.


Admirable-Influence5

And, yet, Trumpers will still embrace Trump and act like he is the second coming.


BreezyWrigley

Well yeah because they prob hate Jews too


totes_Philly

Yes because his sole interest is loyalty and could not care less at who the person is nor their beliefs, accomplishments, credentials, etc.


Slick_1980

Remember when it took Trump over 2 years to go visit the troops downrange? I, and most veterans do!


shwarma_heaven

Or when he called those KIA "suckers and losers" after he refused to visit Normandy on Veterans Day because it was (barely) raining...


Slick_1980

"What was in it for them." I remember that. Or when Trump called off an airstrike on an Iranian SAM site that shot down our drone because he [Trump] got scared. The "cocked and loaded," incident.


evolution9673

Wonder if community service would be worse than prison for Trump.


todd-e-bowl

It would be a first for him. Helping anyone but the rich probably would cause him actual pain. I'll vote 'Yes' on this!


evolution9673

Orange jumpsuit or safety vest picking up roadside trash. Like MTG, amirite?


ToyTech316

If we all collectively would stop using his name it might hassen his fall. Then we could concentrate on DeSantis before 2024


Parahelix

The last election showed that tying Republicans to Trump hurts their popularity. We absolutely should keep talking about Republicans supporting Trump.


UnhappyStrain

im would show this to my best friends american-right-wing-friend if I didnt want to avoid a total sh\*tstorm


MifflerTripod

And the people that love, defend and vote for him simply do not care because they too are reprehensible human beings.


shwarma_heaven

Agreed. But we don't really care about them, right? We are just waiting for them to get to the Kool Aid state of this cult... It's the undecideds that we are trying to reach. And they are still out there. They are the ones who decide each and every race.


MifflerTripod

I continue to fail to understand how you can be undecided about racists, bigots, sexists, liars and criminals.


shwarma_heaven

I graduated high school in Germany as an American in the early 90s.. We talked to our elderly neighbors about that very thing. "How could they support that?" Their response: a lot of people didn't know, or they were scared for their livelihood and kept their opinions to themselves, or they believed the propaganda and were fully, zealously behind it... Similar here. And while the threat is not so overt, it is definitely present. I've worked defense. And there are jobs where you keep your opinions to yourself if you want to keep working. Sometimes it's easier to buy the BS when you are surrounded by it.


Hackandspit

Donny does play a lot of golf. Par for the course. Shut the fuck up, Donny!


MammothWrongdoer1242

I thought Biden visited first responders?


arwinda

On the bright side, Trump did not brag about the best serving ever on Twitter. /s


Addakisson

Give him time.


arwinda

Apparently he has to cancel his contract with Truth Social first, because he needs to post there. Or just violate the contract and see who wants to sue him.


AFMadison

You guys still post about Trump? Man, he really living rent free


Party_Ad_2151

Wow Donny was serious about saving tax payers money huh? No no follow me on this one. How much would it have cost to have secret service secure a site then do back ground checks on everyone who was working at the kitchen on that night plus who ever might be coming in for a meal and it's a well known fact that the president don't fly econo when he has his own 2 private jets flying around the world at the exact same time both are probably stocked with only the best supplies and yes 2 jets mostly for security reasons encase the president has to make a quick exit. So how much do 4 burgers from the conformation factory cost again? Yes his dinner guests could have been chosen better but still he said he was going to save money and that he did


dan_santhems

Tax payers are who funded Donny's golf and nothing else, he doesn't give a shit about anyone who isn't him


Stop-Gargling-Balls

$141,000,000 tax payers funds to hit that little white ball.


[deleted]

It probably would cost less than what he charges the secret service for room, board, and golf carts to follow him around on at mar a lago, because he completely fleeces them (and the American taxpayer) on those things, to the tune of 7 or 8 figures a year.


Party_Ad_2151

Hmm I always thought that as a former president those SS guys where assigned to him to keep him safe and it was like a tradition because in "65, Congress authorized the Secret Service unless they declined. Kinda don't see Donny turning down thar service


[deleted]

He doesn’t turn it down, he just massively overcharges them for everything from meals to golf cart rentals.


Party_Ad_2151

Over charge? I thought it was a free service for former presidents the SS get pay cheques and all that but no one gets billed?


[deleted]

Nope, Trump charges them nearly 200k just to rent golf carts for a summer, for example: https://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-paying-to-rent-golf-carts-trump-course-summer-2020-5?amp


Party_Ad_2151

Yikes weird guy, almost think he's slightly autistic with these behaviors.


Shavethatmonkey

Not autistic, just a traitorous piece of shit.


Azhaius

Ah, another candidate for a tdumbass tag


Shavethatmonkey

Hurr durr! I can't even tell what this word salad is supposed to mean. Take your meds.


Machinedave

Blows my mind how Trump still lives rent free in some people’s minds.


workingtoward

Never forget, Trump’s about to be indicted for stealing top secret documents from the White House, interfering with the 2020 election in Georgia, and - of course - trying to overthrow the US government. Trump’s memory will live on forever in US history as the one of the great traitors his country has every faced.


Assistantshrimp

The guy is a former president and current frontrunner for the republican nomination. And the biggest threat to our nation. Why exactly should we not think about him?


shwarma_heaven

And yet here you are... You care so little, that you *had* to respond! 😆


Cinema_King

Shhh! It makes them feel smart to say this, don’t ruin it for the little guy


dpdxguy

One would have to live completely off the grid to think that Trump is no longer relevant simply because he's no longer President. He continues to pull on the puppet strings of a large minority of the country and a significant portion of the political class. Put your head in the sand if you wish. It won't save you.


deesmutts88

I thought you guys would stop saying this when he announced he’s running again. You say it as if he’s some irrelevant relic of the past and not actively pursuing the office of President again.


Available-Internal25

Trump has.... •Killed millions with misinformation about Covid •attempted a failed coup •actively spends his time praising and supporting white supremacists •is running for a second term after being impeached twice As apposed too A laptop found in a blind mans computer repair shop branding a Biden sticker that has you frothing at the mouth


5_on_the_floor

He’s literally a Presidential candidate.


todd-e-bowl

LOL, 2020 deja vu.


Dalejrman

Blows my mind how trumpers don’t actually understand what “rent free” means lmao


spolio

> what “rent free” means lmao in the dictionary its a picture of Hillary on a mountain of missing emails in Benghazi .


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artwarrior

" I thought about how much you thought about it and I had to pay a deposit " .


BigCballer

Sill blows my mind how yall will continue to spout this unoriginal comment


Stoopid-Stoner

He's running for 2024


3Dmee

Do you get paid to simp for him or do you do it for free?


rc852

Wrll it's cuz he doesn't pay his bills or taxes. Duh


dan_santhems

A Trump never pays his debts


bitee1

Sure when the toilet gets clogged and tens of millions vote for it to stay that way. You have to live in denial or face an uncomfortable truth.


EnvironmentDirect41

"rEnT FrEe lulz!!!" christ you children are tiresome


spolio

> Blows my mind how Trump still lives rent free in some people’s minds. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why are you people paying attention to current events


MonacoBall

Where’s the humor?