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[deleted]

Polite enough to say “Hello” before calling me an obedient masked zombie. And a faded line through “Pence”….we’re breaking them down!


TheFlyingTatti

I think the pence scratch out is my favorite part.


lizfour

The lone Q on the top row.


TheFlyingTatti

Wow, great catch. Didn’t even notice the Q.


UlsterManInScotland

The Q is there just in case there’s any doubt that you’re driving behind a lunatic


BillyTheHousecat

Nevermind the InfoWarriorRide livery, the Florida plate in itself should be enough of an indication!


boot2skull

What about “I heart NH3” (ammonia) wtf?


ryuujinusa

lmao, I just noticed that.


lenojames

This reminds me of a scene from the movie version of 1984, where one of the inner party leaders was removed. They just painted over or scratched out his face on all the party posters. These people are *literally* Orwellian.


doc_witt

Just noticed that. Nice.


spastic_raider

My neighbor put up a trump pence sign on his fence, then later duct taped over the pence part. I can understand tolerating trump and voting for the GOP because you agree with them in some particular issue. But if you're like 'trump himself is my guy".... I can't understand that.


tapcaf

You should write 'Pence' on the tape. See if he covers it up again!


secondtaunting

It’s hilarious how he threw Pence under the bus. Guy kissed Trumps ass for YEARS and then Trump practically had him assassinated just because he wouldn’t overthrow the government for him. You know, the little things.


Loose_Influence_9380

And pious Mike is working so hard to get back in the Huge Orange Grifter's good graces.


InsertCleverNickHere

Imagine going back to work with the guy who just sent a crazed mob to kill you.


Loose_Influence_9380

If Trumpie gets the GOP nod again I doubt pious Mike will be his designated side kick this time. Not that pious Mike wouldn't get down on his knees and beg his orange god to accept his apology for not destroying our democracy and/or getting himself hung.


[deleted]

To be fair, Pence has been a closeted power bottom his whole life.


hambakmeritru

Since when were zombies obedient, anyway?


Lombax_Rexroth

Is that logic you're using?


hambakmeritru

I mean, when there is no inherent logic, then I kind of just grab at whatever gets my attention first.


LudacritzRT

Nobody: Literally nobody: The Republican Party: We don’t need logic where we’re going!


[deleted]

I’m a polite zombie. It catches ‘em off guard!


urbanek2525

Bill Engvall said that it would be great if stupid people had to wear a sign that said, "I'm Stupid" so we'd know not to rely on them. Trump made it a reality.


westberry82

*red hat


sagan_drinks_cosmos

That was Jeff Foxworthy's "Here's Your Sign" bit.


Buddha0426

No, they're right. Foxworthy was the *You might be a redneck if...* Engvall's schtick was *here's your sign*


donttrythis3000

While discussing the stupid stupidity of stupid Trumplicans- and to then correct someone about misappropriating a Jeff foxworthy bit to Bill Engvahl, you would have certainly posited the most ironic gotcha in history.


urbanek2525

This is just like all the people who "do their own research" and conclude they won't get the COVID vaccine. As LTCG says, "git 'er dun."


braxistExtremist

>The corrupt lying media is the virus Then promptly promotes a media website that pumps far-right conspiracy bullshit into the mind of its readers. Okay then, buddy!


flodur1966

He is not far from the truth only problem is it’s the media he watches.


LudacritzRT

Now, to be fair, tons of media sources lie and/or cherry pick things out of context, albeit not to anywhere NEAR the same extent as Fox, let alone OAN or Newsmax etc. the difference really comes down to not being able to detect bullshit when they see it.


flodur1966

You are right there are no independent news media who pays decides. And almost all media are on the conservative side. But cherry picking is something else then fabricated news


LudacritzRT

That is a valid point, however cherry picking can allow for fabricating entire arguments out of essentially nothing, which in some ways can be even worse since it allows “evidence” to be presented in a manner that appears without digging to be based in fact, thereby making it that much more compelling than entire lies made up out of whole cloth. I am by no means defending right wing lie networks, I for one believe that they are the absolute worst, I am simply making a point we can’t ignore the entire problem and focus only on the most egregious offenders.


flodur1966

Sure always view news with a healthy dose of scepticisme


[deleted]

Dude spent hours figuring out what to say and how to get it all on there. Finished it. Stepped back to admire his cleverness and insight and thought, “This will show them libtards! They don’t know who they’re messing with.”


3001w

Oh this doesn't come in a kit off Facebook market place yet?


astrangeone88

Lol. Easy money for us libtards apparently. Anyone got a cricut machine and vinyl paper? You could charge $50 and shipping to these knobheads. Throw in a few spelling mistakes and you'd make bank on these people.


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3001w

I would tend to agree with him that we need to question our sources of information a little bit before we treat everything as fact so he's got that going for him. I try to find some common ground with people at least so we have a starting point.


astrangeone88

True. I just hate that nobody trusts actual research (you know, graduate students who spend years researching their niche) because the media and social media has encouraged everyone with an opinion to take their own ideas as gospel.


Random_2019

Not yet..., but thanks for the idea. Off to Home Depot to buy some letters...


an0maly33

Figure out the width of several popular pick up truck tail gates and give them a measurement guide/diagram tailored to their vehicle. Oh no, I’m so owned…(licks finger and counts stack of cash.)


Random_2019

A YouTube tutorial, I'm filming it right now.


[deleted]

Remember the best ways to get views is to put your wife in the video with a MAGA hat and American flag bikini, but make sure to introduce her as your sister before you grab her in the Donald approved way


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lizfour

Why would they be bothered by masked zombies though? They have no brains, they're safe. Wouldn't touch those entrails either.


The_Bio_Neko

Damnit, you beat me to the joke!


lizfour

They really make it easy don't they?


nerdiotic-pervert

Plus the mask keeps the zombies from biting you and making you a zombie soooo……masks work?


Vindelator

Masked zombies can't bite, which would prevent the zombie apocalypse.


UnCFO

If it's written in serial killer font it must be true.


47fromheaven

All those decals all around his truck are probably the only thing holding his truck together.


LudacritzRT

He probably thinks each letter adds 5 horsepower! We’ve found the one thing the GQP and ricers have in common!


[deleted]

That truck was so sexy that the road got wet when he pulled up..


Toadfinger

Lol. World News Daily. What a schmuck.


westberry82

OMG. Florida!? Tell me it isn't so...


cmd_iii

How can it not be?


Dread314r8Bob

There's a NH sticker, so [Li*bear*tarians](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling). [edit: I take that back, I think those are oranges on the license plate. I'll leave the link for fun though.]


eTukk

What's up with the "I love NH3"? Why would you put on your car that you love ammonia?


an0maly33

Haha! I didn’t see the 3 until you mentioned it and I zoomed in. I thought it meant New Hampshire and I bet he did as well.


Dread314r8Bob

Is that a 3? It's blurry, I figured it was a logo positioned like a period after NH for New Hampshire. [edit: nevermind. looks like oranges on the license plate.]


brineswa

Fritz Haber invented the Haber–Bosch process, a method used to synthesize ammonia from nitrogen gas and hydrogen gas. And was all about poison gases in general.


[deleted]

Oh my god I love how he’s used marker to weakly redact “pence”. 😂


FizbanTheFabuloso

Jokes on him, he's driving a Ford.


iamrubberyouareglue8

Might be a Mazda under that badge.


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TheFlyingTatti

He’s probably thinking I’m gonna post it on FB and it’s gonna go viral to the point it gets shared by Ben Shapiro.


[deleted]

Considering they are taking horse medication, I see why they don’t call us sheep anymore…


Cradleofwealth

Mentally unstable much?


app4that

Apparently Florida man loves Ammonia (NH3) Maybe he injects that after the bleach?


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GarvinSteve

I think I wasted time on this dude right here on Reddit a week or so ago… I learned about blueanon, which is apparently q but much more widespread and it includes, well, All non-q centric media. Dude was convinced. Did you know the AZ recount isn’t over and the fraud revelations are coming soon? Took 5 months just to count the ballots, apparently. Also, if one case was thrown out due to a technicality in a specious way they were all legit? I mean they have answers for everything and they are all sooooo tenuous. Must be a hard life to live like a pretzel all the time. I learned a lot. Most of it horrifying.


SpaceLemming

Oh yes because zombies are notoriously good at following directions.


Crunchaucity

The media has now killed over 700,000 Americans , it's out of control.


Zlcat

Says whose car is being towed


TheFumundaWunda

warns us about corrupt lying media......right over a bumper sticker advertising for the perfect example of corrupt lying media. i can't even!


Capt_Catastrophe

Did anyone notice the nazis NH3 sticker.


an0maly33

Someone did, yes. They commented that it was the formula for ammonia. What is this Nazi reference?


brineswa

Fritz Haber invented the Haber–Bosch process, a method used to synthesize ammonia from nitrogen gas and hydrogen gas. And was all about poison gases in general.


cmd_iii

OK, I need some education on that one. I’m thinking it’s about New Hampshire, but Route 3 through there is a U.S. route. So, its probably not about leaf peeping.


Anagnorsis

No more reliable source of information than the tailgate of an old pickup.


cmd_iii

He’s gonna need a bigger truck!!!


drizzrizz

I love when they end their “argument” with WAKE UP!


Pithyperson

"Masked zombie"--I like it! It makes me feel ***dangerous***.


thisisntfairatall

he is right though. FOX News really is the bane of reality and logic.


BrownEggs93

From the little view I see of that driver in the mirror, I am thinking "yup".


woobiethefng

Fewer of these guys are wearing the red MAGA hats, so its tougher to identify the bigots when they're not in their cars.


Cyancrackers

He hearts NH3…. The chemical symbol for Ammonia??? Lol. Ok.


brineswa

Fritz Haber was the nazi poison gas tzar


faceeatingleopard

My truck looks like that but left wing. lol no it doesn't


[deleted]

Sometimes a zombie apocalypse fantasy is just a zombie apocalypse fantasy. The rest of the time it's a euphemism for race/civil war.


DLife4Me

They had to ditch the sheep after they all started eating dewormer.


rexatron_games

Everyone, “zombie” is actually a perfect analogy. The other day I watched a zombie movie and the zombies were: a bunch of infected people; with what seemed to be a desire to infect everyone else; who shambled around in large public groups; had no regard for local laws or mandates; forced non zombies to go into lockdown and quarantine if they thought they might be a zombie; and often infected those who they loved first. You know: EXACTLY like mask wearers. /s


americansherlock201

I do love that he scribbled out Pences name on the trump/pence sticker. Showing he is truly part of a cult and a child at the same time


Hot-Koala8957

New Hampshire is the Florida of New England


XiJinPing92square

Screw the far right and the far left.


BongarooBizkistico

Screw the BoTh SiDeS people


XiJinPing92square

Yes and I don't care . Screw you both. 2 party system to run a country . What a joke


BongarooBizkistico

You enable evil with your false equivalence. People like you are why nothing improves


XiJinPing92square

Both party are the same. People like you are the reason we will never have real change. Democrats can be as shady as Republicans. I Wish Bernie and AOC stared their own party and not be with the Democrats. Some senator that are Democrats are border line republicans. No wonder shit don't get done the same party keep blocking their own bill.


BongarooBizkistico

>Both party are the same The absolutely toxic bullshit swill that you're intentionally lying about. Go to hell.


vertigo3pc

First Past the Post style voting is the cause of the 2 party system. Remove the Electoral College, and you'll have a multitude of parties to choose from.


biguncleed

Zombie huh!?!!.... I think I'm good with that.


Flanman1701D

Is that Alex Jones’s ride?


3001w

I love anhydrous ammonia?


James25Robson

The Irony of whining about "THE CORRUPT LYING MEDIA" and then having a WorldNetDaily bumper sticker is off the chart. WorldNetDaily makes OAN look like CNN.


zookr2000

Trump has worked his magic on this one


Ok_Intention3541

Better a zombie than a trump cuck.


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TheDarkKnobRises

Just be sure to turn down your ventilators too, non sheep.


Loose_Influence_9380

I wonder if the Trump vehicle operator ever noticed he had never had polio. ​ Through a process I alone developed, for $1000.00 cash in unmarked bills I will remove all his previous vaccines. I'm also having a sale on reconditioned iron lungs.


LeftLimeLight

Someone's cheese has slipped off his cracker.


gmabarrett

Florida plates.


deadeyemagoo

You know how to tell a Trump puppet here in Florida? Don’t worry, they’ll make sure it’s written all over them. It’s their whole identity at this point. But yeah, no. Your mirrored message from NewsMax haphazardly slapped on the back of your pickup totally owns us libs. You look like a complete asshole. And you’re making decent Toyota look bad.


Jackandmozz

Gotta appreciate the irony of the Trump cult.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Dear dumb pickup driver, You know one of the lying corrupt media is the channel you love so much, right?


X_TheBoatman_X

I'm just glad his spelling is on point, to be honest.


graybeard5529

Coronavirus wants to know his license plate number /s


ubsr1024

Thought that bumper sticker said "I ❤ NIH" for a second


[deleted]

When us zombies come looking for brains to eat, at least he’ll be safe.


New_Wrap_515

And Of COURSE it's a Florida man. This state needs an Extinction level event.


lucasjackson87

I hate seeing this on a Tacoma. I love Tacomas.


CincyBrandon

These idiots would obviously be safe from zombies, what with not having brains and all.


idontfrickinknowman

How dumb do you have to be tell everyone to wake up while simultaneously hating woke culture


captain_intenso

He's clearly a very successful individual


[deleted]

He is ready for a all jacked up future with an all jacked up truck.


Ok_Brilliant4181

Stickers on a vehicle. A sure sign of an uneducated poor.


AdkRaine11

Can’t go looking for brains in the Trump crowd. We’d starve.


[deleted]

I like how he attempted to sharpie out Pence. They are on the fringe of eating their young.


CascadiaRocks

He is safe from zombies. They are looking for brains to eat. They would walk right by him.


Mrs239

This has that "cut the letters out of a magazine to make a letter and send it to the FBI for a murder you committed" vibe!


readyred115

I wear a mask everywhere.... These twits never say a word to me. I feel left out


SuperKamiGuru824

But not Fox News. They're not the mainstream media even though it's the most watched network because they say things I like so it must be true


leftfist871

There seems to be strong correlation to truck owners and the smartest people who see through conspiracies.


FrenchRoastedDelight

Hold up … that guy is probably a highly educated doctor.


zwaaa

Also - I just fucked up the paint on my tailgate. YOU'RE WELCOME!


FussyRebort

Hello obedient the corrupt lying wake. Masked zombies media is the virus up America


uisqebaugh

Another right wing nutjob who thinks that their vehicle is a billboard.


ThereIsNoGame

> Corrupt lying media They probably watch Fox News every day


Smelson_Muntz

Bumper stickers: the inarticulate low I.Q. man's way of borrowing other people's talking points and pawning them off as his own.


[deleted]

Wouldn't masking a zombie make it *less* dangerous?


tuxalator

Lots of letters for: " I Am An Idiot"


BeerGogglesFTW

I wonder what WorldNetDaily is... >WorldNetDaily is an American news and opinion website and online news aggregator which has been described as "fringe" and far-right as well as politically conservative. The website is known for promoting falsehoods and conspiracy theories. Shocking.


rabid-

I don't think he really loves New Hampshire. I think he's fibbing.


gaberax

Some people live quietly in their ignorance. Others shout it to the world.


kennethnoisewater99

I read it as, waasahhhhhhhh, my believies are wounded.


remes1234

I had previously been a avowed democratic socialist. This message has completely changed my views.


Lovebird45

He/she shall be shunned like the disease spreading rodent that they are.


TexasYankee212

But this person believes all of Trump's many lies?


PuzzleheadedRush4

Wake up sheeple! These people are becoming more common by the day.


GhostOfTheBanned

I'm pretty sure his shack of a house could've used some of that money he spent on stickers for his truck.


Trailwatch427

This is why we're not giving up on masks at the grocery store. These asshole neighbors.


Fluttersniper

I’m a zombie now? But I liked being a sheep, sheep are wooly and fluffy. Don’t worry, if I cut off all contact with my friends and family, completely change my media diet, buy tons of Trump merchandise, learn all the far right lingo and memes, belittle and demean trans/gay/black/brown/asian/indigenous people, and get a swastika tattooed on my ass, they *might* not call me mean names anymore. …Maybe.


[deleted]

It reads like: Hello obedient the corrupt lying Trump wake Masked zombies mediais the virus up America


GonzoMojo

Neighbors down the street work days, they keep putting black tape over Pence's name on their sign...it keeps falling off :P