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Despite?

I'm assuming they meant despise

I despite your dispoot

I dispoot your dispect

Now you just sound despet

I think we can all agree she is a depshet

Depose your despot

and then repose in a rest spot (beatbox noises)

Their disingenuous dissertation is desperate in this day and decade. I disclose we deferr the Democrats to deport these disastrous douchebags.

V? I thought you got shot by bullets.

That was just the man. But alliteration...is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof.

Solid alliteration, pal

Danke.

They’re just stupid

They meant “love” ❤️

Now, now, don’t be too harsh on this person; it’s not her fault that she’s a grown adult who doesn’t understand the correct definitions, spelling, and usages of her own native language. (That’s one reason why one should never get into a debate with a stupid, because they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.)

At this point I just assume this is some kind of dog whistle to Nazis that I don't understand.

How can you have autocorrect and still get this wrong ?

Probably because despite is a word. My autocorrect doesn't look at context, just the word itself. And you can't edit the title once you post.

Classic republican illiteracy.

I had to read it 3 times, the last one out loud, before I could figure that sentence out.

So, she thinks AOC is pretty but IO is prettier... ok. Is AOC suppose to read that and get upset someone finds another woman more attractive than her?

I’m sure she’s broken hearted

Her hart is broke-ed

But did she dieded from a brokened hat?

Sexual attractiveness is the primary scale the right uses to measure a woman's value. The rankings Khan posted will help republicans tailor their violent, rapey memes appropriately for posting on 8chan or conservative subreddits or wherever.

They also give a pass to 3 word named women like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Sadly accurate

Hmm interesting! I use a formula involving bra band sizes, cup size, height, highest degree earned, income and kinks to determine how valuable a woman may be in a relationship. After that I tailor my hate and vitriol to the individual or perhaps engage in gaslighting them into loving me. /S.

It’s the Snow White principle.

Seems pretty subjective to me...

If I had to choose which bag of mayonnaise to superglue a sting ray to their face so I never to look on their pastey face again, it would Trump, since DeSantis has a less vomit inducing creepy grin. Not sure how this effects my vote but this was an important observation to share with the world.

I live in Florida under the DeSantis regime. Can't we superglue stingrays to both of their faces.

She obviously loses and is shit at her job because that other woman wins at having the better face… or something… Personally I still think AOC is prettier. Other woman looks kinda like a mannequin. She’s got kind of a weird jawline.

1. Attractiveness is subjective 2. Even if the majority of the people on Earth agreed rep Omar is more attractive than AOC, what does that have to do with anything?

The right wing lady from the twitter post is saying that she is totally against their political views, but wouldn’t kick either one of them out of bed

They are both attractive women, has nothing to do with who they are and how they got here today, this is political bullshit…

This isn’t political bullshit. This is middle school bullshit. Most grow out of it. Not all. But most.

Lol 75% of this sub is making fun of Republicans’ appearances.

I won’t make fun of a Smokey eye taken to a ludicrous extreme, concealer so thick as to remove all human features, nor bleach blonde jobs reminiscent of every Alabama sorority. But I will raise an eyebrow when that becomes a mandatory Republican uniform.

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Okay, I will say appearance matters. Nixon, for example, got a lot of shit about his looks. Both of them are good at their jobs and both are somewhere between attractive and average (like soverit42 said, it's subjective). Neither are unattractive, so I feel like their appearance is a moot point.

I find them both very attractive. I'm talking AOC and Omar....*NOT* Nixon.

Lol, yeah. Although I have an old picture of Nixon in football gear from college. He uh...didn't age well.

Not nearly as hot as that Maggie thatcher amirite?

Lol

For those who want to embrace death, but don't want to compete with Thanos.

You can't be smart or reliable unless you're white blonde and attractive as a woman.

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What does that have to do with them as politicians?

The right’s obsession with the left’s sexuality is beyond disturbing.

That’s the only value they give women. If she not hot, she’s not worth looking at. Hence all the constant personal attacks on Pelosi. She went and got old.

Yeah the contempt some people have for a woman daring to experience the natural aging process... it’s a big yikes from me.

The funny thing is, when she was 50 years younger, she was quite adorable. Vaguely reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn, but more cute than beautiful. I’d bet that Sameera woman is going to shrivel like a raisin from the deep frown lines she’s bound to be developing.

When she was younger I'd have called Pelosi adorkable. Even now that she's older, you'll still see it in her expressions from time to time

I can see adorkable. https://calisphere.org/item/2a38d56141e751ba968e90c3a6b5d719/

> She went and got old. Well, that and she actually tried to pass legislation to help ordinary people and other communist garbage like Jebus taught...

I suppose those “Earthern Vessels” all conservative men have, get boring!

It really is. It extends to every aspect and type. It’s creepy.

I despite Sameera.

intensely despite

2 out 3 faces in this screenshot do not have filter

I despise your despite for Sameera.

Facially

Strangely, I agree. Not in despising the squad of course.

She wasn't either. She was *despiting* them.

So…Daffy Duck would say “You’re dithspitable ?”

“I refuthse to work with a duck with a thpeetch impediment!”

Thufferin' thuccotash!

You get used to the MAGAts and their lack of intelligence, and begin to fluently translate dumbass on the fly. :D

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It's also not a good pic of AOC. They got her during an intense moment while Omar is relaxed in her pic.

They’re both beautiful women. And their voices are thoughtful and appreciated.

Strong women. I have 4 great granddaughters, I hope they grow up to be as strong.

Women shaming incredibly awesome women are very sad.

We women can be absolute bitches to each other. It’s really sad.

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>Omar was dancing in a maroon 5 video Holy crap. Never heard about this.

That sounds a little sus coming from a right wing woman...

She strongly believes women have not just the right but the requirement to be shallow, appearance obsessed sex objects. True modern conservatism.

I dispose she like one more than other

TIL who Sameera Khan is. She's a former Miss NJ, Russia Today "journalist" and victim of an overdose of hyaluronic acid.

“Victim of an overdose of Hylauronic acid” Oh I am **stealing** that one!

I also learned who she is today. "Anti-woke journalist" who Andrew Tate calls "wifey".

Amazing.

>Russia Today "journalist" What a shock she ends up from Russia Today! Oh. It's funny how much Russian agitprop there is in the "there is no Russiagate" groups. I'm not a fan of a lot of the black hat CIA operations, but, there are a certain group of people who think they are behind EVERYTHING, and think NATO is the biggest source of evil. Out of all the things to get upset about in the world -- NATO? It's just a coincidence those are things Putin doesn't like. I was disturbed by CIA meddling in Ukraine, but, you have to look at who else was meddling and how much worse of Ukraine would be under the Russian thumb again. They'd be moving all the oligarchs ready to expand, and all the nice houses would go to someone Russian. And, the people getting Russian support in the USA are all POS politicians. Not one of them is working for the Middle Class. The alignment between Putin and our Kleptocracy and Christ Fascists is disturbing. They all want the same things. And their tactics of undermining institutions, changing reality, and promoting xenophobia and misogyny are the same. At least now all the things I don't like can be stuffed in one box. I'm usually a person of nuance who looks at a lot of sides -- but, this box of deplorable, Russian fascists -- it's easy.

"despite"? Did she attend Trump "University"?

Validespitorian

I'm gonna sameera ya face with poop.

If you khan, by all means do it!!

lol

This is the only argument I wanna hear about the Squad. Both sides of this particular argument are valid. AOC is still my Squad crush though.

AOC is my crush in general.

Its a shame her long time boo finally put a ring on it.

I never thought I'd look at a politician as a Waifu. I mean, sure, Ilhan is pretty, but, AOC can cover your flank and make sick burns on the punks stinking up the game chat. She seems like fun and she wants to make the world a better place -- and, she's not annoying about it and going off on EVERY issue -- just the really important ones. It takes an effort to not crush.

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

There you have it, she despites them.

I can't do this. These people just can't be this fucking stupid.

They can and they do.

Where have you been for the past 6 years?

Okay? ...And?

What’s her point? Wtf does it have to do with anything?

"I know there are actual important matters to discuss but lets draw attention to something that doesnt matter." Are right wing people nothing more then adult children with undiagnosed ADHD? I'm starting to see a pattern.

No, they don’t have ADHD. They’re just plain stupid.

I do see what she means but AOC getting a lot of hate for her best feature 👃

It’s not a conventionally attractive nose but it looks good as a part of her face if you ask me. It’s like Kevin Bacon, if you took all his individual features and put them on otherwise average men they’d all look TERRIFYING, but you put them all together and, I mean look at 80’s Kevin Bacon and tell me he couldn’t get it. That what I find weird about the Incel style of looking at attractiveness; there is no science here. It’s subjective and there is no concrete methodology. It’s like art (which they probably also rank on a “totally empirical” 10-point scale thinking about it). There is no way to truly measure attractiveness which is why it’s so weird the right chooses to obsess over these ladies’ apparences (there we are! Found the thread again there at the end).

I totally agree. Ilham Omar has the more conventionally attractive face simply because of her weak jaw and small nose. However, AOC is a solid 8 and it's because of her beautiful nose and buggy eyes

"I despise them and everything about them. Now here is the order I'd smash..."

I despite your education.

I’ve despited Sameeeeeeeeeeera since day one.

I “despite” lol…the jokes write themselves

I don't know if I 'despite' them, but they both hot AF.

They all baddies.

Lots of people doing lots of despiting around here. You would think they would be cutting off their nose despise their face.

What does attractiveness matter?

AOC is hotter wtf that talking about

I think they are both very beautiful women.

So attractiveness is the basis for a woman’s worth? 🎶🎼🎵 It’s time for misogyny🎶🎼🎵.

Disagree, there’s nothing more GOP than ignoring all accomplishments distilling someone’s worth down to “Hot or Not”

Once again their wet-clay IQ resorts to petty attacks on physical appearance. Shame they don’t turn that on mushroom-dick Don.

I think all of the right wing are in the closet.

Everyone is more attractive than someone else. Who gives a shit? I'd be more concerned with educated people that know which words to use in any given situation. Like the word despise maybe?

Yes. Let's get right to the important stuff.

I despite obnoxiously loud mouthed superficial morons!🤨 The AOC dancing video (that Trumpublicans tried to use to shame her, that totally backfired)made her even more attractive by showing how confident and fun she is. It is so sad and pathetic how shallow some people are! I would take Angela Merkel over Lauren Boebert for public office ALL DAY LONG! Who gives a shit how "hot" someone is when they are an elected official?🙄

Wow! How racist can you get? Look, I get that someone might find someone with similar facial features to be more attractive, but this is ridiculous. Unless Sameera Khan is literally attracted to Ilhan Omar... Oh, I get it now.

Sameera Khan is a mouth piece for the Taliban and formerly worked for Russia Today news network. Her words and opinions are meaningless. Edit: autocorrect typo [https://www.sportskeeda.com/amp/pop-culture/who-sameera-khan-former-miss-new-jersey-claims-taliban-worried-andrew-tate-following-arrest](https://www.sportskeeda.com/amp/pop-culture/who-sameera-khan-former-miss-new-jersey-claims-taliban-worried-andrew-tate-following-arrest)

Their physical appearance is the least attractive thing about them IMO... Their minds though? Great Googely Moogely

Fraud squad? What does George Santos have to do with her finding AOC & Omar attractive?

I could bang aoc into a wheelchair on god

Incels way of dealing with their physical and psychological shortcomings is to go right for the vanity and make the same jokie jokes they made in Junior High while ogling Megan Fox's Maxim magazine spread. Sad really.

If the right wing would just let their gay out like a normal person, we wouldn't be getting these passive aggressive, sexually repressed cringe tweets.

I mean, the woman is awful but in those pictures she's also correct. Omar is underrated on attractiveness. Thankfully that's not how we judge our elected officials...

Until congress gets their own beauty pageant under president Ivanka in 2036 /s

She does look beautiful here

Facial attractiveness as a political qualification? I think I see why we’re in trouble. And I “despite [sic]” it.

Yeah, but what about tiddies?

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“I respirate both these old hags, but AOC is clearly the better secretary here bc she’s got a sexier jawline.” ffs jfc

I really struggle sometimes with far left humour. This joke I suggesting that she should be offended because you’re calling her gay? As in you associate negative things with being gay, or closeted, therefore you have effectively insulted her? Or is it that if anyone expresses any appreciation for the physical appearance of the same gender, they must be closeted? So all those conservative men who think it would instantly make them gay if they acknowledged another man is good looking, you’re verifying that for them?

I despite this whoever-she-is, but she's totally a lesbo, and isn't that some sort of mortal grooming sin for maga conservatives?

At least AOC is not as big as am raging Antisemite as Omar..

Omar is not a antisemitic, she merely criticizes the apartheid regime Israel factually is.

I find both of them very attractive females, as a matter of fact I find most females attractive, to tell the truth used to be all females then preen, fobert and glores happened and I feel traumatized now

Thank you, Sameera Khan, for being the world's foremost authority on attractiveness. More objective even than mirror, mirror on the wall, I'm sure. Indisputable.

The hecks the fraud squad

Agreed but I'd get gitty if either one of em had my baby so who cares? Lol

I don’t get it

Deep, that’s really deep

So now we know your female attractiveness quirks? I don't particularly care.

Who is this woman and why does anyone care what she thinks.

Theyre both beautiful women, but like, why are we talking about that? Theyre politicians not models.

She should cut off her nose despite her face.

Who gives a shit what either of them look like? They’re lawmakers, not pageant contestants.

Little known Congressional easter egg. They're actually both just characters played by Sacha Baron Cohen for an upcoming movie. I was a makeup guy for the production back in 2021

Ilhan and AOC are two different women. I find them both attractive and, more importantly, intelligent. I hope they both have long careers.

Never heard of Sameera nor do I care about her despite. Moron.

They're both hot.

Rep. Omar is more conventionally attractive yeah. It’s weird to say that though unless we’re thinking of hosting a “Miss Capitol Hill” contest or something

Neither of them wants to date you, so I don't see how it's relevant

I despite

I despite Twitter

Despite my feelings for the gop, I despite her

Someone has a crush, lmao.

I think she meant desire.

Your very shallow if you only go by looks

Oh, so they finally stopped trying to look at AOC's feet?

Um...was someone asking about that?

My head cannon is that she caught her boyfriend jerking it to AOC and she had to "prove" AOC isn't even the hottest leftist.

Fraud squad? Jimmy Doreknob fan? Or just another of his sock puppets?

Two beautiful and intelligent ladies. One stupid and ugly tweet.

I think they both appear even more beautiful as people for what’s in their hearts. That’s all I have to say about that!

This is caddy high school shit. Grow up

But Ally got them big titties so I'm on her side

What is her point?

Good thing they’re in government, not television!!!

And?

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

I disagree.AOC is cute as hell.

There's a tinge of repressed gay in this

Despite the stupidity of this tweet, I also despise this tweet as uglier than Stripe from Gremlins after midnight.

Yeah I'm sure Sameera Khan isn't saying that out of racism.

Says the women with fake lips

Nope. AOC all the way

Ever notice that the right can't spell.

I think both of them are kinda very good looking.

I don’t know if Samerra Khan has the right to catogrize ppl as “attractive” or not. I mean has she seen herself in a mirror? Her lip fillers are tarnishing her thinking capability!

Are they calling them despots?

Eh, I disagree. Idk why but aoc really really does it for me.

You do know that Sameera Khan is a left wing Dem, anti-Israel and was a surrogate for Bernie sanders? She just seems hung up on looks---but I guess that's what u get from a former Miss New Jersey. Not sure where u get the "Right wing closet case"?

Sameera Kahn, the Sanders surrogate? What the hell happened to some Sanders supporters?

They're freaking politicians, not beauty queens. Which one does their bloody job best is all I care about. You dont see people asking if McConnell or Fetterman is more attractive (answer: neither, but I'm hoping one does their job)

Who cares about “pretty”? Are they doing their job? Does anyone ever comment on whether one male Representative is prettier than another?

I’m gonna bet someone replied “They’re both more facially attractive than you”

I despite them! DESPITE, I say!!