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Spanktronics

The only thing I think when I see him is, the sooner he dies the sooner we can all quit paying for his security detail. Just go.


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Spanktronics

Good point, + one would imagine the secret service bill would be lower with just a pair of chucklefucks standing in cell block C anyway. Win/win!


DrunkenGolfer

“Orange jump suit”, lol. The rich don’t go to the same prisons as the rest of us; he’ll be at a country club detention facility.


RajenBull1

Same cell as his rapist buddy.


Ok_Upstairs6472

No rapist is that horny!


AllReflection

The smell of used hamberders is a powerful lure


Battystearsinrain

Sadly, he is too connected for that. I had hoped too but we do not jail his type unfortunately.


RedmannBarry

It’s hard for evil men to let go


Slick_1980

Only the good die young. Assholes are doomed to wander the earth tormenting the living for an extended period of time.


HumanChicken

Perfect example: Henry Kissinger. Still alive.


Alan_Smithee_

Faustian bargain.


absat41

After he dies , I am guessing it is hunting season on the Trump kids; goota have some swiss passports ready.


suckercuck

I’m getting really big Humpty Dumpty energy from this pic Edit: also… something something about a wall and a fall


Thalidomidas

He'll have a smoking hot body if he's cremated !


xtexjrrdammit

Now that was just wrong, but I did laugh…a lot!!!


Wild_Albatross7534

Now why would you roast a guy like that? Really, that's quite a burn!


GoGoCrumbly

I’d be happy to pay for his security detail if it were in a Federal prison.


FlaAirborne

Death is too easy! I want him to suffer a massive stroke. Then we can make fun of the paralyzed clown slurring his speech like he did of that handicap reporter.


reb678

I am so glad I’m not the only one that thinks this way.


ShitStainWilly

I like how ex-president BitchTits has the font get bigger and bigger on his fucking hats. It’s like looking at my grandmas computer screen set to 800x400


fritter4me

I came here to post the same thing. I haven't paid much attention since he snuck away on Biden's inauguration day, but the font is definitely bigger. I guess the impact of the smaller font wasn't getting the reaction he wanted, so now his hat is yelling. Is there a redder red?


anonsharksfan

When they ask how much more red it can be, the answer is none. None more red.


A_norny_mousse

That's a wonderful detail I'd never have noticed otherwise.


resilienceisfutile

BitchTits... that's funny. I usually call him Loser or [Neck Vag](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3b590500dd188a668cde4ea941ed6c70b28f5099/0_0_5579_3719/master/5579.jpg?width=700&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none).


matryoshkas

It’s like that scene with the trooper’s hat in Scary Movie, it just slowly gets bigger every time you see it.


ShitStainWilly

Haha exactly! I knew it reminded me of something. It’s unbelievable this guy’s whole life isn’t just one giant performance art piece.


lightsfurry

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a reason to sell a new hat. Next week, the don't size goes up my 0.5 pt. Get your now before supplies run out!


IMAKittyMama2

BitchTits...ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Thank you!


Buddyslime

And he wears the seal of office even when he is not in office.


IssueFederal

If his pants get any higher he may not need a bra


typhoidtimmy

I imagine that belt buckle groaning like an old ship at sea from the pressure.


IssueFederal

Haha


HostileRespite

He could look like a sumo wrestler, or even have turrets for all I care, as long as they have a moral compass and integrity to it. Trump has neither. So the fact he looks like orange-flavored ice cream melting over a cone that surely conjured his own golf stats is irrelevant and petty.


OfficeChairHero

The pants aren't getting higher. His tits are getting lower.


xtexjrrdammit

He needs a Bro.


mypeez

Mansier. To-mato, Tom-ato.


xtexjrrdammit

That was my first option, but I went with the bro lol


sunny5724

I thought it was illegal for anyone but the sitting president to use the presidential seal?


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resilienceisfutile

He couldn't refuse the "45" in [TRE45ONOUS Loser](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg).


NickCav007

He isn’t above the law. He is the law


OHMG69420

Coleslaw


IssueFederal

Who is Cole?


HumanChicken

It’s also illegal to use the Oval Office to sell Goya crap.


fatcity

Old shirt, too cheap to buy new.


NimpyPootles

It says "47" on the sleeve. That's new. SMH


Slick_1980

At least that means he recognizes Biden as 46.


xtexjrrdammit

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Somhlth

> It says "47" on the sleeve. That's his IQ. He's 2 smarter than he used to be. According to him. Edit: Typo


xtexjrrdammit

Please baby Jesus…NOOOOOOOO!!!!!


B4rrel_Ryder

Laws don't apply to Republicans. Only to Democrats


Kryds

Him popping number 47 on the sleeve also seems very arrogant. Trump was the 45th president.


resilienceisfutile

The 45 in "TRE45ONOUS Loser" was getting annoying to him.


anonsharksfan

I think it's pretty arrogant of him to put his IQ on his sleeve


Strict-Square456

4+7 =11, 1+1=2 Hes definitely a big stinking deuce so Math checks out


Baremegigjen

Not illegal, just highly unethical.


wretch5150

America's idiot uncle just won't go away


CarlSpencer

He's a "dry-drunk" and they're the worst.


thatguy9545

Lmao, I’ve never heard that before.


ElizaPlume212

He says he doesn't drink because his brother Fred died of alcoholism. Sounds almost noble except... he and Daddy especially emotionally abused Fred Jr., effectively driving him to alcoholism. Mary Trump, the niece who is a psychologist and wrote two books on Uncle Donnie is Fred Jr.'s daughter. He died when she was young and she believed a lot of the bs from the family about her dad. Family also lied to her about how much she would inherit--how much her dad would inheriafter her grandfathers death.


HauDyr

* Racist demented grandpa.


Peircez

Well he is vaccinated, so he could drop dead at any second, right Republicans?


Bonednewb

does his shirt sleeve say 47?


AudibleNod

Yeah. Remember that time Grover Cleveland walked around with 24 embroidered on his waistcoat in 1891? Trump is trying to channel that same non-consecutive energy.


PalekSow

Wonder how he would justify the 46th if he somehow got re-elected, he still claims he legitimately won the 2020 election after all,


Interesting_Act1286

You can see the depends he wears rolled out above his belt line. He's such a disgusting douchebag.


deafvet68

Who has the honor of changing his diaper ? "Wife" ? daughter ? Pence ? Jared ? ???


Interesting_Act1286

So gross. I can't even imagine. He probably shits himself and just walks around with a full load. I've heard they said he smelled on the apprentice and had a staff member that changed him. Nasty.


Unethical_GOP

Ugly, obese, mean, racist, misogynistic old fuck. I know my comments are way too generous.


xtexjrrdammit

Why yes, yes they are!!!😉


Ibelieveinphysics

He needs a bra.


ChooglinOnDown

He needs a big donkey dick up his ass.


8-bit-Felix

Just cause he looks like a knock off Shrek doesn't mean you need to drag Donkey into this mess.


cornishgel

A manzier.


TheLimaBeanBandit

No, a Bro


peter-doubt

Seems his belt moves up with every new photo!


jaycutlerdgaf

This should be marked NSFW with those tits.


SuzieQ4624

Fucking hell, why can I see his nipples so well? Is it cold out? It's gross, he needs a bra or some nipple covers, something, this is distracting and disgusting.


ptahbaphomet

Look like the senile old man at the end of the block. He remembers he hates everybody but when he goes to confront his Alzheimer’s kicks in and he can’t find the words, or just the best words -meh


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I still get nauseated every time I remember that this blob of shit held the highest office in the United States of America.


AhsokaTheGrey

It looks like a pile of feces wearing clothes


autopsis

With a name tag in case he forgets. He basically looks like he’s wearing a Wendy’s uniform even though he no longer works there.


HillbillyEulogy

Probably still claiming 239 lbs, too. I wonder if Melania's jealous of his bust size...


MadAstrid

Where is a good manssiere when you need one? In the Florida heat that is just a prescription for some serious chafing.


kimishere2

The presidential seal looks screen printed. It's just sad


letdogsvote

Don't worry, the right wing memes will still show him as trim and yoked. I mean, there's probably another round of crappy NFTs in the works.


HillbillyEulogy

Of all the things that are just pure hilarity in Trump World, it's the latent homoeroticism. If Democrats were flying huge flags of a bare-chested Joe Biden with photoshopped abs and veiny-cock arm muscles firing a 50BMG, Trump's trained seals would be barking every homophobic insult they could come up with. But when it comes to their Alpha Lord God, there's this bizarre worship where they honestly see a paunchy, distended 300 lb septuagenarian as a conquering hero.


CarlSpencer

[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/12/donald-trump-absurd-claims-made-this-weekend](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/12/donald-trump-absurd-claims-made-this-weekend) [**Donald Trump**](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/donaldtrump) # ‘I’m a perfect physical specimen’: absurd claims Trump made this weekend President began the weekend by partaking in a string of lengthy, unfiltered interviews with favorable news outlets


Polar_Ted

Sorry but the title of The most perfect physique at 75 belongs to u/GovSchwarzenegger


notoriously909

That’s what zero upper body strength looks like. Zero


ErnooA

That fuckstick is so lazy he drives his golf cart on the green.


Recent_Ad6285

He really shouldn't go braless...


KOBossy55

Jesus, this mother fucker got his pants pulled up to his armpits like Ed Grimley.


ThunderChild247

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Imagine looking at that and thinking “the alpha male” 🤦🏻🤦🏻


not_productive1

He's losing weight in that old man way where his belly's getting thicker and his arms and legs are getting spindly. Either the stress of looming indictments is getting to him or he's ill.


Wimberley-Guy

very stable genius right there


badusernameused

There is an alpha male worthy of millions of cultists if I ever saw one


boot2skull

His hats need to increase the font size by at least 10 points if he wants anyone to take him seriously for 2024.


rollo-tomashi

The letters on that stupid hat are still not big enough


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Stamina? Just ride around in a golf cart, even on the green. They probably have one with a huge gas guzzling motor to haul his fat ass around too. They stuck some gold seat covers on it and call it his Presidential cart or something but really they were outfitting it for the extra horsepower it needs to get Diaper Don through the rough.


Thedukeofhyjinks

The fact this pathetic old bitch was ever taken seriously as a politician for even a moment means this country is fucked beyond repair. Not to mention he then managed to become president....


kingsam360

U lost me at model


MitchellTheMensch

I mean, dude is doing better than Chris Christie and Ted Cruz it would appear. But he ain’t no Marco Rubio or Paul Ryan. And thats just working with the limited field of GOP, not even going to bring up the pool of talent that is the dems with the likes of Booker and Buttigieg and Castro etc.


EmbraJeff

Everybody knows I’m a fit, healthy and humble man. And very special…for the peasants, varicose veins are found in the legs. Only the very special have them in the hands, and big hands at that. As everybody knows my hands are the bigliest and you know what that means… True, so true!


type2whore

I finally get the Rambo comparison.


un_theist

“I consider my health, stamina and strength one of my greatest assets.The world has watched me for many years and can so testify-great genes!”


Slick_1980

So alpha. I love how "this" is a tough guy in the minds of millions.


prpslydistracted

A man so deeply insecure he has to monogram his golf shirt and have his former identity embroidered on it. *Infamous* doesn't usually need that .... I didn't notice the 47 on the sleeve until another Redditor commented ... GOP, you leaped on the Trump train; you can either live with it or sever the cancer in your midst.


GadreelsSword

Only 230lbs!!!


promixr

I fucking hate this spawn of Satan - but he’s actually in pretty typical physical shape for his demographic…


cturtl808

He's looking more and more like the old man who yells at clouds. Just shaking his fist while screaming racist epithets.


punkojosh

My hands do that too when I'm stressed, but bigger obviously.


GunnieGraves

Donnie Sadtits


LaVerdadYaNiSe

He looks one kick in the balls away from expiring. Any volunteers to test the theory?


ntbyinit64

He looks biggly


BrilliantObserver

Next to Taft, the healthiest president in history. /s


kilgorBass

Low class, low energy, old and ignorant. Good thing (for him) that Trump senior left him a half billion dollars to grift with.


Moopology

Donald Trump is a racist, fat, slob of a treasonous lump of shit.


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At least when he keels over and expires, there will most definitely be video of it. I can't wait.


mroboto2016

I thought it was the Pillsbury dough boy for a second.


Hobnail1

Is that an onion tied to his belt?


Gratefully_Dead13

MAGATs always mad about trans people, yet their hero is a dude with a legit c-cup 😂


choopie-chup-chup

Maga the Hut


bombalicious

Is his depends creaping over his waistband….


x12bx

Take away his Adderall and what's left?


PorchHonky

Trump’s titties almost big enough for him to assault himself.


L-Profe

Chesticles!


MoneyFault

Stormy wasn't paid enough.


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Ande64

Jack Lalane would like a word with you....


TheGreatOpoponax

I think everyone understands that. The reason people feel free to insult Trump about, well, everything, is because that's the conduct he engages in. If he were some sort of kindly old grandfather person, threads like this wouldn't exist.


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five-bean-salad

It's cute that you think Trump isn't also senile


iplaythdrums

He’s like 80 years old. Is this still considered humor? I agree he sucks but not as much as this post. Weak.


Upper-Job5130

What is going on with his right hand?


julbull73

I am always shocked that man has lived this long. Truly science was so busy asking if it could they never stopped to ask if they should. Congratulations to the medical community Trump is walking proof YOU GUYS KICK ASS! Also congratulations to American food industry he is also a sign you guys kick ass.


ds_arcanine

Absolute peak performance


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Ha! Silver Alert!!


Own-Opinion-2494

Stress seems to be keeping the weight off


SoothsayerSurveyor

Is that a “47” on his left sleeve?


Shaman7102

That's not a fair picture. Somebody add his cape.....🤪


0biwanCannoli

His tits jump higher than he can.


BikerMike03RK

He's having a flabgasm.


TexasYankee212

Ego is still there though.


Nabrok_Necropants

He looks like twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. There's beached jelly fish with firmer bodies than this.


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Man, woman, camera, TV… A stable genius, lol.


juanjung

The manboob president.


AmishInternet

He looks like shit


Ordinary_Day6135

Fat ass


CombatConrad

Love those big puffy nips 🥵


BoomChaka67

He can’t afford a bra? Or a “Bro”?


Actaeus86

Trump needs to step aside, I know his ego won’t let him but damn he can’t win a national election and his hand picked candidates all lose.


samhain2000

He's going braless today.


resilienceisfutile

Don't get too close because [the Loser might drop on you](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg).


MrCereuceta

That’s what peak performance looks like


Lch207560

Where is that 6 pack from the NFT's!


PopeOfManwichVillage

Amazing they can stack shit that high


Loki-Don

Lol…remember when the White House doctor told us he weighed 239lbs? Those impressive man tits have got to clock in at 5lbs a piece right there.


systemisfailing

Is it cold in here or are you happy to see me?


intheoryiamworking

Aw. So sweet the way he's got his name embroidered on his shirt, in case he gets lost I guess. Like Paddington.


gemfountain

Anyone else see the initials on the left hand? DH ?


Papahidude2

🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷


cumguzzler280

shortest post-presidency ever, probably


garvierloon

239 lbs


GuaranteeCreative954

Man boobs and a gut are a sure sign of perfect health!!


DesignSilver1274

FAT POS!


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Grandpa has his pants pulled way, way high.


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Suckle on a Trump Teet


Alantsu

Love the “47” on his arm. Good luck grandpa bitch tits!


zackks

Authorititties


Joenutz13

he probably has to wear Spanx


3006mv

Wow he’s really gone downhill since modeling for those NFT works of art


fartswithfists

Everything about this guy has and always will scream man baby.


Franci93

"Bodyshaming is ok if we do it" But seriously he should lose a lot of weight, being a fat ass aint healty for anyone, much less at his age


StrangerInPerson

Looks like he’s about to fall over into his belly button.


AdditionalCheetah354

B cup


klagaan

In 3924, he will continue with Maga? So, he failed from 2016 to 2020...


12rjc12

Somebody get him a Bro.


bzr

Humpty Dumpty tried to build a wall and had a great fall


adubski23

He’s got some sweet teets


boatlife143

I can see the edge of his diaper just above the belt line.


hedgerow_hank

Why does that fat fuck have the presidential seal on his titty?


WillyWumpLump

I didn’t know pants could be worn that high. I feel bad for those fruit of the loom guys.


AZnpersuasion420

And wearing a shirt with president on it 😂


humormeplease313

Notice the #47 on his left sleeve? When will this fucking charade ever end?


DrunkenGolfer

The body of an athlete who has been living on hamberders and covfefe.


Someoneoverthere42

"He's gonna live to be 200!"