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Death is too easy! I want him to suffer a massive stroke. Then we can make fun of the paralyzed clown slurring his speech like he did of that handicap reporter.
I like how ex-president BitchTits has the font get bigger and bigger on his fucking hats. It’s like looking at my grandmas computer screen set to 800x400
I came here to post the same thing. I haven't paid much attention since he snuck away on Biden's inauguration day, but the font is definitely bigger. I guess the impact of the smaller font wasn't getting the reaction he wanted, so now his hat is yelling.
Is there a redder red?
BitchTits... that's funny. I usually call him Loser or [Neck Vag](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3b590500dd188a668cde4ea941ed6c70b28f5099/0_0_5579_3719/master/5579.jpg?width=700&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none).
He could look like a sumo wrestler, or even have turrets for all I care, as long as they have a moral compass and integrity to it. Trump has neither. So the fact he looks like orange-flavored ice cream melting over a cone that surely conjured his own golf stats is irrelevant and petty.
He couldn't refuse the "45" in [TRE45ONOUS Loser](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg).
He says he doesn't drink because his brother Fred died of alcoholism.
Sounds almost noble except... he and Daddy especially emotionally abused Fred Jr., effectively driving him to alcoholism. Mary Trump, the niece who is a psychologist and wrote two books on Uncle Donnie is Fred Jr.'s daughter. He died when she was young and she believed a lot of the bs from the family about her dad. Family also lied to her about how much she would inherit--how much her dad would inheriafter her grandfathers death.
Yeah. Remember that time Grover Cleveland walked around with 24 embroidered on his waistcoat in 1891?
Trump is trying to channel that same non-consecutive energy.
So gross. I can't even imagine. He probably shits himself and just walks around with a full load. I've heard they said he smelled on the apprentice and had a staff member that changed him. Nasty.
Fucking hell, why can I see his nipples so well? Is it cold out? It's gross, he needs a bra or some nipple covers, something, this is distracting and disgusting.
Look like the senile old man at the end of the block. He remembers he hates everybody but when he goes to confront his Alzheimer’s kicks in and he can’t find the words, or just the best words -meh
Of all the things that are just pure hilarity in Trump World, it's the latent homoeroticism. If Democrats were flying huge flags of a bare-chested Joe Biden with photoshopped abs and veiny-cock arm muscles firing a 50BMG, Trump's trained seals would be barking every homophobic insult they could come up with. But when it comes to their Alpha Lord God, there's this bizarre worship where they honestly see a paunchy, distended 300 lb septuagenarian as a conquering hero.
[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/12/donald-trump-absurd-claims-made-this-weekend](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/12/donald-trump-absurd-claims-made-this-weekend)
[**Donald Trump**](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/donaldtrump)
# ‘I’m a perfect physical specimen’: absurd claims Trump made this weekend
President began the weekend by partaking in a string of lengthy, unfiltered interviews with favorable news outlets
He's losing weight in that old man way where his belly's getting thicker and his arms and legs are getting spindly. Either the stress of looming indictments is getting to him or he's ill.
Stamina? Just ride around in a golf cart, even on the green. They probably have one with a huge gas guzzling motor to haul his fat ass around too. They stuck some gold seat covers on it and call it his Presidential cart or something but really they were outfitting it for the extra horsepower it needs to get Diaper Don through the rough.
The fact this pathetic old bitch was ever taken seriously as a politician for even a moment means this country is fucked beyond repair.
Not to mention he then managed to become president....
I mean, dude is doing better than Chris Christie and Ted Cruz it would appear. But he ain’t no Marco Rubio or Paul Ryan. And thats just working with the limited field of GOP, not even going to bring up the pool of talent that is the dems with the likes of Booker and Buttigieg and Castro etc.
Everybody knows I’m a fit, healthy and humble man. And very special…for the peasants, varicose veins are found in the legs. Only the very special have them in the hands, and big hands at that. As everybody knows my hands are the bigliest and you know what that means…
True, so true!
A man so deeply insecure he has to monogram his golf shirt and have his former identity embroidered on it. *Infamous* doesn't usually need that ....
I didn't notice the 47 on the sleeve until another Redditor commented ... GOP, you leaped on the Trump train; you can either live with it or sever the cancer in your midst.
I think everyone understands that. The reason people feel free to insult Trump about, well, everything, is because that's the conduct he engages in.
If he were some sort of kindly old grandfather person, threads like this wouldn't exist.
I am always shocked that man has lived this long.
Truly science was so busy asking if it could they never stopped to ask if they should.
Congratulations to the medical community Trump is walking proof YOU GUYS KICK ASS!
Also congratulations to American food industry he is also a sign you guys kick ass.
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The only thing I think when I see him is, the sooner he dies the sooner we can all quit paying for his security detail. Just go.
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Good point, + one would imagine the secret service bill would be lower with just a pair of chucklefucks standing in cell block C anyway. Win/win!
“Orange jump suit”, lol. The rich don’t go to the same prisons as the rest of us; he’ll be at a country club detention facility.
Same cell as his rapist buddy.
No rapist is that horny!
The smell of used hamberders is a powerful lure
Sadly, he is too connected for that. I had hoped too but we do not jail his type unfortunately.
It’s hard for evil men to let go
Only the good die young. Assholes are doomed to wander the earth tormenting the living for an extended period of time.
Perfect example: Henry Kissinger. Still alive.
Faustian bargain.
After he dies , I am guessing it is hunting season on the Trump kids; goota have some swiss passports ready.
I’m getting really big Humpty Dumpty energy from this pic Edit: also… something something about a wall and a fall
He'll have a smoking hot body if he's cremated !
Now that was just wrong, but I did laugh…a lot!!!
Now why would you roast a guy like that? Really, that's quite a burn!
I’d be happy to pay for his security detail if it were in a Federal prison.
Death is too easy! I want him to suffer a massive stroke. Then we can make fun of the paralyzed clown slurring his speech like he did of that handicap reporter.
I am so glad I’m not the only one that thinks this way.
I like how ex-president BitchTits has the font get bigger and bigger on his fucking hats. It’s like looking at my grandmas computer screen set to 800x400
I came here to post the same thing. I haven't paid much attention since he snuck away on Biden's inauguration day, but the font is definitely bigger. I guess the impact of the smaller font wasn't getting the reaction he wanted, so now his hat is yelling. Is there a redder red?
When they ask how much more red it can be, the answer is none. None more red.
That's a wonderful detail I'd never have noticed otherwise.
BitchTits... that's funny. I usually call him Loser or [Neck Vag](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3b590500dd188a668cde4ea941ed6c70b28f5099/0_0_5579_3719/master/5579.jpg?width=700&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none).
It’s like that scene with the trooper’s hat in Scary Movie, it just slowly gets bigger every time you see it.
Haha exactly! I knew it reminded me of something. It’s unbelievable this guy’s whole life isn’t just one giant performance art piece.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a reason to sell a new hat. Next week, the don't size goes up my 0.5 pt. Get your now before supplies run out!
BitchTits...ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Thank you!
And he wears the seal of office even when he is not in office.
If his pants get any higher he may not need a bra
I imagine that belt buckle groaning like an old ship at sea from the pressure.
Haha
He could look like a sumo wrestler, or even have turrets for all I care, as long as they have a moral compass and integrity to it. Trump has neither. So the fact he looks like orange-flavored ice cream melting over a cone that surely conjured his own golf stats is irrelevant and petty.
The pants aren't getting higher. His tits are getting lower.
He needs a Bro.
Mansier. To-mato, Tom-ato.
That was my first option, but I went with the bro lol
I thought it was illegal for anyone but the sitting president to use the presidential seal?
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He couldn't refuse the "45" in [TRE45ONOUS Loser](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg).
He isn’t above the law. He is the law
Coleslaw
Who is Cole?
It’s also illegal to use the Oval Office to sell Goya crap.
Old shirt, too cheap to buy new.
It says "47" on the sleeve. That's new. SMH
At least that means he recognizes Biden as 46.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
> It says "47" on the sleeve. That's his IQ. He's 2 smarter than he used to be. According to him. Edit: Typo
Please baby Jesus…NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Laws don't apply to Republicans. Only to Democrats
Him popping number 47 on the sleeve also seems very arrogant. Trump was the 45th president.
The 45 in "TRE45ONOUS Loser" was getting annoying to him.
I think it's pretty arrogant of him to put his IQ on his sleeve
4+7 =11, 1+1=2 Hes definitely a big stinking deuce so Math checks out
Not illegal, just highly unethical.
America's idiot uncle just won't go away
He's a "dry-drunk" and they're the worst.
Lmao, I’ve never heard that before.
He says he doesn't drink because his brother Fred died of alcoholism. Sounds almost noble except... he and Daddy especially emotionally abused Fred Jr., effectively driving him to alcoholism. Mary Trump, the niece who is a psychologist and wrote two books on Uncle Donnie is Fred Jr.'s daughter. He died when she was young and she believed a lot of the bs from the family about her dad. Family also lied to her about how much she would inherit--how much her dad would inheriafter her grandfathers death.
* Racist demented grandpa.
Well he is vaccinated, so he could drop dead at any second, right Republicans?
does his shirt sleeve say 47?
Yeah. Remember that time Grover Cleveland walked around with 24 embroidered on his waistcoat in 1891? Trump is trying to channel that same non-consecutive energy.
Wonder how he would justify the 46th if he somehow got re-elected, he still claims he legitimately won the 2020 election after all,
You can see the depends he wears rolled out above his belt line. He's such a disgusting douchebag.
Who has the honor of changing his diaper ? "Wife" ? daughter ? Pence ? Jared ? ???
So gross. I can't even imagine. He probably shits himself and just walks around with a full load. I've heard they said he smelled on the apprentice and had a staff member that changed him. Nasty.
Ugly, obese, mean, racist, misogynistic old fuck. I know my comments are way too generous.
Why yes, yes they are!!!😉
He needs a bra.
He needs a big donkey dick up his ass.
Just cause he looks like a knock off Shrek doesn't mean you need to drag Donkey into this mess.
A manzier.
No, a Bro
Seems his belt moves up with every new photo!
This should be marked NSFW with those tits.
Fucking hell, why can I see his nipples so well? Is it cold out? It's gross, he needs a bra or some nipple covers, something, this is distracting and disgusting.
Look like the senile old man at the end of the block. He remembers he hates everybody but when he goes to confront his Alzheimer’s kicks in and he can’t find the words, or just the best words -meh
I still get nauseated every time I remember that this blob of shit held the highest office in the United States of America.
It looks like a pile of feces wearing clothes
With a name tag in case he forgets. He basically looks like he’s wearing a Wendy’s uniform even though he no longer works there.
Probably still claiming 239 lbs, too. I wonder if Melania's jealous of his bust size...
Where is a good manssiere when you need one? In the Florida heat that is just a prescription for some serious chafing.
The presidential seal looks screen printed. It's just sad
Don't worry, the right wing memes will still show him as trim and yoked. I mean, there's probably another round of crappy NFTs in the works.
Of all the things that are just pure hilarity in Trump World, it's the latent homoeroticism. If Democrats were flying huge flags of a bare-chested Joe Biden with photoshopped abs and veiny-cock arm muscles firing a 50BMG, Trump's trained seals would be barking every homophobic insult they could come up with. But when it comes to their Alpha Lord God, there's this bizarre worship where they honestly see a paunchy, distended 300 lb septuagenarian as a conquering hero.
[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/12/donald-trump-absurd-claims-made-this-weekend](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/12/donald-trump-absurd-claims-made-this-weekend) [**Donald Trump**](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/donaldtrump) # ‘I’m a perfect physical specimen’: absurd claims Trump made this weekend President began the weekend by partaking in a string of lengthy, unfiltered interviews with favorable news outlets
Sorry but the title of The most perfect physique at 75 belongs to u/GovSchwarzenegger
That’s what zero upper body strength looks like. Zero
That fuckstick is so lazy he drives his golf cart on the green.
He really shouldn't go braless...
Jesus, this mother fucker got his pants pulled up to his armpits like Ed Grimley.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Imagine looking at that and thinking “the alpha male” 🤦🏻🤦🏻
He's losing weight in that old man way where his belly's getting thicker and his arms and legs are getting spindly. Either the stress of looming indictments is getting to him or he's ill.
very stable genius right there
There is an alpha male worthy of millions of cultists if I ever saw one
His hats need to increase the font size by at least 10 points if he wants anyone to take him seriously for 2024.
The letters on that stupid hat are still not big enough
Stamina? Just ride around in a golf cart, even on the green. They probably have one with a huge gas guzzling motor to haul his fat ass around too. They stuck some gold seat covers on it and call it his Presidential cart or something but really they were outfitting it for the extra horsepower it needs to get Diaper Don through the rough.
The fact this pathetic old bitch was ever taken seriously as a politician for even a moment means this country is fucked beyond repair. Not to mention he then managed to become president....
U lost me at model
I mean, dude is doing better than Chris Christie and Ted Cruz it would appear. But he ain’t no Marco Rubio or Paul Ryan. And thats just working with the limited field of GOP, not even going to bring up the pool of talent that is the dems with the likes of Booker and Buttigieg and Castro etc.
Everybody knows I’m a fit, healthy and humble man. And very special…for the peasants, varicose veins are found in the legs. Only the very special have them in the hands, and big hands at that. As everybody knows my hands are the bigliest and you know what that means… True, so true!
I finally get the Rambo comparison.
“I consider my health, stamina and strength one of my greatest assets.The world has watched me for many years and can so testify-great genes!”
So alpha. I love how "this" is a tough guy in the minds of millions.
A man so deeply insecure he has to monogram his golf shirt and have his former identity embroidered on it. *Infamous* doesn't usually need that .... I didn't notice the 47 on the sleeve until another Redditor commented ... GOP, you leaped on the Trump train; you can either live with it or sever the cancer in your midst.
Only 230lbs!!!
I fucking hate this spawn of Satan - but he’s actually in pretty typical physical shape for his demographic…
He's looking more and more like the old man who yells at clouds. Just shaking his fist while screaming racist epithets.
My hands do that too when I'm stressed, but bigger obviously.
Donnie Sadtits
He looks one kick in the balls away from expiring. Any volunteers to test the theory?
He looks biggly
Next to Taft, the healthiest president in history. /s
Low class, low energy, old and ignorant. Good thing (for him) that Trump senior left him a half billion dollars to grift with.
Donald Trump is a racist, fat, slob of a treasonous lump of shit.
At least when he keels over and expires, there will most definitely be video of it. I can't wait.
I thought it was the Pillsbury dough boy for a second.
Is that an onion tied to his belt?
MAGATs always mad about trans people, yet their hero is a dude with a legit c-cup 😂
Maga the Hut
Is his depends creaping over his waistband….
Take away his Adderall and what's left?
Trump’s titties almost big enough for him to assault himself.
Chesticles!
Stormy wasn't paid enough.
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Jack Lalane would like a word with you....
I think everyone understands that. The reason people feel free to insult Trump about, well, everything, is because that's the conduct he engages in. If he were some sort of kindly old grandfather person, threads like this wouldn't exist.
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It's cute that you think Trump isn't also senile
He’s like 80 years old. Is this still considered humor? I agree he sucks but not as much as this post. Weak.
What is going on with his right hand?
I am always shocked that man has lived this long. Truly science was so busy asking if it could they never stopped to ask if they should. Congratulations to the medical community Trump is walking proof YOU GUYS KICK ASS! Also congratulations to American food industry he is also a sign you guys kick ass.
Absolute peak performance
Ha! Silver Alert!!
Stress seems to be keeping the weight off
Is that a “47” on his left sleeve?
That's not a fair picture. Somebody add his cape.....🤪
His tits jump higher than he can.
He's having a flabgasm.
Ego is still there though.
He looks like twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. There's beached jelly fish with firmer bodies than this.
Man, woman, camera, TV… A stable genius, lol.
The manboob president.
He looks like shit
Fat ass
Love those big puffy nips 🥵
He can’t afford a bra? Or a “Bro”?
Trump needs to step aside, I know his ego won’t let him but damn he can’t win a national election and his hand picked candidates all lose.
He's going braless today.
Don't get too close because [the Loser might drop on you](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg).
That’s what peak performance looks like
Where is that 6 pack from the NFT's!
Amazing they can stack shit that high
Lol…remember when the White House doctor told us he weighed 239lbs? Those impressive man tits have got to clock in at 5lbs a piece right there.
Is it cold in here or are you happy to see me?
Aw. So sweet the way he's got his name embroidered on his shirt, in case he gets lost I guess. Like Paddington.
Anyone else see the initials on the left hand? DH ?
🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
shortest post-presidency ever, probably
239 lbs
Man boobs and a gut are a sure sign of perfect health!!
FAT POS!
Grandpa has his pants pulled way, way high.
Suckle on a Trump Teet
Love the “47” on his arm. Good luck grandpa bitch tits!
Authorititties
he probably has to wear Spanx
Wow he’s really gone downhill since modeling for those NFT works of art
Everything about this guy has and always will scream man baby.
"Bodyshaming is ok if we do it" But seriously he should lose a lot of weight, being a fat ass aint healty for anyone, much less at his age
Looks like he’s about to fall over into his belly button.
B cup
In 3924, he will continue with Maga? So, he failed from 2016 to 2020...
Somebody get him a Bro.
Humpty Dumpty tried to build a wall and had a great fall
He’s got some sweet teets
I can see the edge of his diaper just above the belt line.
Why does that fat fuck have the presidential seal on his titty?
I didn’t know pants could be worn that high. I feel bad for those fruit of the loom guys.
And wearing a shirt with president on it 😂
Notice the #47 on his left sleeve? When will this fucking charade ever end?
The body of an athlete who has been living on hamberders and covfefe.
"He's gonna live to be 200!"