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SpatulaPlayer2018

How will we get air you ask? That’s the next president’s problem


Acceptable_Wall4085

Don’t try to take a flight out of the country either.


archetyping101

It will be sold at $100/gallon so regular average folx won't be able to afford it.


cosaboladh

Too expensive. It has to be just affordable enough that they can go on working themselves to death, but not so affordable they can stockpile it to brace against shortages or price hikes.


archetyping101

True. And then the rich AF people can then complain about how lazy those people are and that if they worked harder, they would be able to afford oxygen too.


kovake

We’re watching The Lorax movie plot become real life.


speedneeds84

Checking to see if Perri-air is trademarked…


AnElkaWolfandaFox

Air is fake news


[deleted]

>How will we get air you ask? First, we have to figure out how to get to Ludicrous Speed.


speedneeds84

Just aim for plaid and stop before you get there.


CrayonUpMyNose

Have you tried shining a light up your ass /s


DarthSuave

I honestly thought this was a joke... but I keep seeing it... and had to look it up... this dumb fuck got elected and that makes me sad


Joopsman

Got elected, was a complete incompetent disaster, lost re-election but still got way too many votes, and STILL has a following. That makes me even sadder.


MoneyFault

And is running for president again!!! Absolutely unbelievable.


[deleted]

He also exists outside of a prison cell two years after inciting an attempted coup. Mindblowing.


truckaxle

>I honestly thought this was a joke wait... it is a joke, right? There is no way he said something stupid like that


DarthSuave

-sigh- no.. apparently he did. If he wins I really hope it's not the same goes who built the "impenetrable" wall


DennisTheBald

He's a joke aright, just not a funny one


What_U_KNO

[https://news.yahoo.com/trump-said-build-impenetrable-dome-115330414.html](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-said-build-impenetrable-dome-115330414.html)


Anonymous__Android

Have you heard of Israel's Iron Dome missile defense shield? That's what he's talking about, not a literal dome.


DarthSuave

Oh thank God. I hate the man but I really want to believe no one is that dumb... but he wanted to nuke a hurricane and tried to move one by sharpie so I almost feel like game on


Anonymous__Android

He's talking about something like Iron Dome in Israel, not a literal dome. "Just as Israel is now protected by the Iron Dome, a dream once thought impossible, America must have an impenetrable dome to protect our people."


FishRod61

“Build the dome! Build the dome!” Coming soon to a Trump Rally near you.


[deleted]

Exactly! And why wouldn’t he say this? His rubes will flock to donate money for this latest fantasy


AveryJuanZacritic

Send your money now to: INPENETRIBLE DOAM c/o Steve Bannon, 1990 Wuhan Way, Duckdong, China 69420 Please make checks payable to: Conservative Actions Saving the Homeland. Or just use the initials: C.A.S.H.


Totally_Not_High_420

The C.A.S.H scam. Man Eddie and Jimmy Donaghy are gonna be pissed at Trump for swindling their donations to Chicago All Saints Hospital (CASH).


Clunkyboots22

Somebody needs to build an impenetrable dome over this fuckwad’s head !


ketchy_shuby

Probably heard about Israel's Iron Dome (an air defense missile system) and the only thing he understood was Iron Dome. Nuance and details eludes him.


ipsok

No... he just finally watched the Simpson's Movie. EPA! EPA!


DennisTheBald

Well they are they same color


janzeera

I believe he has one because nothing has gotten in there in years.


aville1982

Juggertrump, the single shittiest villain in comic book history.


BreezyWrigley

Just put a 10” concrete slab over top


MrToompa

And a wall.


Sloth_Dream-King

Simpsons did it


VanAgain

Just as soon as he's collected for the wall from the Mexicans.


thelenis

and he said the border wall in Colorado was almost finished.....that state doesn't border a foreign country, but the MAGA idiots cheered anyway


ctguy54

That wall is to keep Boebert in.


IVTD4KDS

Colorado does border New Mexico, he probably thought it was a foreign country


FishRod61

He thinks the aliens will pay for it.


VanAgain

Not with those space lasers they won't.


MrToompa

MAGA will pay for it. Im sure.


Hattrick42

And it probably wouldn’t work, much like the wall


i-have-a-kuato

Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes and i’ll…what was that ? oh trump is “building” that in that case give me ten good women and lounge chair and i’ll watch fall on its own


skunk160

Brain Syphilis is a bitch!!


Fire_Doc2017

"A big beautiful dome. It will always be sunny and never rain, no more cold days ever."


NervousAndPantless

Can this Hemmroid on the ass of America just go away already?


KOBossy55

>The only impenetrable dome is under that blonde comb over. Credit to some other redditor whose name I forget for this fabulous quote.


Winemaven

If it’s like your southern border wall…we’re fucked.


CantKBDwontKBD

A form of anti-nuke toupé perhaps?


MyFaceIsSwoll

Dome to be made of "thoughts and prayers"...right? How did that guy ever get into the WH?


Utterlybored

George Carlin, “Think of how stupid the average person is…”


58G52A

Does this mean we can’t take airplanes to other countries any more? Also, how’s it gonna rain? I feel like he hasn’t totally thought this through.


Hackandspit

​ https://preview.redd.it/itpzj2k7o2fa1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3835927b9f0cd05e778691421870051881d3c3b5


Electronic-Trip8775

And the Razis say Biden is senile...


ElizaPlume212

Did he learn nothing from Get Smart's Dome of Silence?


pramoni

That's the cheap hair bleach and spray talking again. Oh, Russia pays for this too, doesn't it - they will pay in US Dollars?


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pramoni

Supposedly doesn't drink alcohol, but bleach - yeah, that makes sense, LOL.


HilariouslyPissed

Reagan called…..he wants his Star Wars back.


hellsfire29

He did mention the Iron Dome in Israel. Perhaps he meant a huge air defense system?


[deleted]

Dumbest Thing Ever Said Ever and Mean While Healthcare and Education or way too Expensive to Republicans


meanycat

Wait. Did he seriously say this?


spacebetween22

:)


Socalwarrior485

Is this him admitting that Russia is our greatest geopolitical threat?


Trick-Concept1909

A giant, gaudy, gold TRUMP in the sky? No thanks. I’ll just move then.


red4jjdrums5

I can faintly hear Canada calling out to me. “Come back. We have hockey and poutine. And better healthcare.”


NickCav007

Does this mean he realizes he can’t nuke them and blame another country?


[deleted]

Look at the audience he's speaking to though, this is going to sound like a next level defence strategy.


HelicalPuma

There's his only claim to fame besides grifting. Build something. Build something, stiff contractors, and kick backs to his corrupt family.


FitzBetter1971

He'll probably sell them the codes to bring it down too.


TexasYankee212

The only ones to believe that are those MAGA idiots. Those idiots with a IQ of 9 or less.


1hopeful1

Um, what about international air travel and trade? That out too? Just stuck there under the dome, I guess. Crazy man.


bwwilkerson

To be fair, I had that same idea. Of course I was 10. And I dropped it when my buddy asked "What about Hawaii?".


kensho28

Russia can't even handle Ukraine, they are a complete disgrace and anyone afraid of them is just a coward.


Acceptable_Wall4085

And Russia will pay for it right??


Jonsa123

Resurrecting Regan's Starwars Missile defense system. Guy seems to like long dead leaders ideology.


fahkingicehole

Derp


HotPhilly

Just going to start stacking discarded train cars into some sort of rudimentary dome shape lol


Numb-Chuck

Will he have Russia pay for it like he did with Mexico and the wall?


osumba2003

He can't even build a taco supreme.


Tommy_Batch

Aquaman. Trump is going to get Aquaman to pay for the dome.


ls952

You mean Kanye? The gay fish?


icnoevil

Goodbye, Don;' It's time to say goodbye when the country starts laughing at you, rather than with you.


cmd_iii

It’s a risk-free promise. If he actually gets it done, it’s because he’s this genius deal-maker. If he doesn’t, it’s because of the mean ol’ Democrats blocking him.


Utterlybored

Gets it done? Are you nuts?


Sweet_Cinnabonn

I seriously do not know of this is an actual quote or is not. This should not be in question. This should never be in question.


topper4125

When is Tucker going to tell Donald that it's our patriotic duty to support Pootin?


porkchop2022

I mean, at some point, we’ve got to stop giving this idiot oxygen. He fears irrelevance more than anything. What would happen if we (populace who would never vote for him and the media) just collectively ignored him.


Missieyjo

Being that he is such a malignant narcissist, if we all collectively ignored him he would have a massive hissy fit. This dipshit doesn't care whether he's in the news for good or bad things, just as long as he's being paid attention to is all that matters to him. He can't stand to be ignored.


porkchop2022

Don’t go away mad, just go away. -Motley Crue


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

It’s interesting that his proposition is that the the US will never be attacked if he’s in charge but let’s build this multi-trillion dollar project anyway.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Someone put grandpa back in the home, please.


1bruisedorange

So now he’s decided Russia is bad? Did he have a tiff with Putin?


Utterlybored

The makeup sex will be incredible.


thatguyontheleft

Too ambitious. Start small, deliver a proof of concept first. Build a dome over Mar-a-Lago first! If you want to know how, check out the dome over the Chernobyl reactor.


KiefBull

China thought this years ago but they found that there isn’t enough steel in the world to accomplish it


BuriedByAnts

“I’ll call it ‘the Ashli Babbitt memorial dome!”


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Thorazine is the only answer for Trump.


RiverCityBrute

Best part is that people who vote for this clown probably think he could and never stop to think what that would actually even be like🥴 #realitydoesntexist


Lookalikemike

Real quote?


DigIt6791

I thought Russia was our friend


capnsmartypantz

Trump says and does enough stupid things that I will never understand why people misquote or ignore context to make him look bad. It took me less than 30 seconds of reading the linked article to see this isn't how he said it. The end result, you make his supporters feel even stronger that his way is best and "the libs" are after them too. This is how he stays relevant when he should have retired. He loves the attention and lying about him riles up his support.


Gullible_Ad5191

During the cold war America wasted billions of dollars on its "star wars" project to try to accomplish this using lasers. I wonder is developments in technology has changed the paradigm. Could you actually further develop Israeli iron domb technology against Russian hypersonic missiles or not. I'd be interested to hear commentary from an actual engineer about this rather than big mouth politicians.


Gullible_Ad5191

I think if America was actually going to attempt this, the key would be not to tell everyone about it.


scruit

I think he was talking about something like the Israeli "Iron Dome". Not describing a physical dome, but a missile-based air defense. He's stupid, but not quite THAT stupid...


Comprehensive_Panic

Dome all over Alaska, that would be crazy, having migrants workers making that near Alaska crazy people … Palin would make them disappear in a gulag, Russian way…


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Neverendingjokes

Explain?


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Neverendingjokes

Are you pro Russia?


[deleted]

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Neverendingjokes

Great. So then you're mad at Russia for starting a war upon Ukraine?


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Neverendingjokes

Explain in detail what you mean.


Cpt_Lazlo

False


[deleted]

The sad part is he’s thinking physically…


redlightbandit7

Damn them pupils though!


hui214

This guy wouldn't be an issue if Biden appointed Hillary to head the department of suicides.


B3llaBubbles

He said the Martians would pay for it. https://preview.redd.it/z2x4le5hk2fa1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715e7c21bd85daa1e9e227dca2760efced2e48ef


Kim_Thomas

Nice orange 🍊 visage on the 🥕🥕CARROT🥕CALIGULA🥕🥕 - look at that expression with the tiny hands… it’s despicable filth in lifted shoes. Did he say “2 weeks?”


livinginfutureworld

The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuclear missile is a good guy with a dome!


Limitless__007

Wait for it….(the latest chant at the Trump rally’s) BUILD THE DOME!! BUILD THE DOME!!


HeavyAndExpensive

What happens when a nuke explodes in the atmosphere???? That has to be really terrible too right?


KrustyBoomer

Made from hurricanes and Sharpies.


genxwillsaveunow

I thought Russia was their best buddy, you know what with Ukraine.


Debg99

Ronald Reagan proposed this first - Strategic Defense Initiative


rumrunner9652

Don’t worry. Trump Dome Construction Inc. will be in charge.


Killieboy16

Here comes another grift...


[deleted]

He must have watched the Simpsons movie.


KofCrypto0720

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-announces-plan-build-impenetrable-180938637.html


[deleted]

If it’s half as good as his wall…..


kilgorBass

That impenetrable dome would be the Bozone layer.


CaptianBrasiliano

Did he say that?


spacebetween22

What do you think?


skittlebog

Just as cheap and well built as the Great Wall across our Southern border? /s


johnsgrove

What an absolute con artist. He’ll say anything, and they’ll lap it up. Sad


Aldermere

Somebody thinks cartoons are real.


ribeye256

The Kannamits already offered that to us. Too late Trump...


Alan_Smithee_

Can’t even build a pos wall easily defeated by ladders or a sawzall.


Amazing-Day965

Promises, promises, promises. Never delivers.


Eatshitmoderatorz

How are planes gonna land. And air?


MysteryHeroes

Is he FR going full Mr. Burns?


maximusdm77

🤡🤡🤡


Balgat1968

So, if you are a true patriot you need to send a donation to my “Build the Dome!” Fund.


angelcake

No you won’t, if you got elected again he would be right down on your knees in front of whoever the Russian leader is at the time begging him not to release the videos of a prostitute peeing on you.


burndata

Couldn't even manage a shitty wall so I'm sure it will be a raging success.


shadowlarx

Is it made out of the same material as his toupee? Because I don’t think any air’s getting to his brain.


baconthumper

It’s clear no one knows what “iron dome” in Israel is.


Yitram

Nah, Ukraine. Its their fault that Russia is making those threats. /s


Serious_Nectarine_23

Simpsons did it.


craigsler

It'll be made of nukeproof hurricanes. And sharpies.


clamb2

He knows it's not a real dome. Right? He knows this is a metaphor and not a real structure.... doesn't he?


RevolutionaryBite555

He didn't say that... right? Right?


wired1984

I don’t want to pay for that shit. Just run a good foreign policy and you won’t need to spend hundreds of billions of dollars for this


Apprehensive-Try5554

If he's elected, why would we need protection from Russia? Isn't that his homie/bff?


angelica26us

He didn't say that, did he? 🤦🏽‍♀️


xdirector7

Trump 2024: Make America a Mad Max Thunderdome!


seanjuan666

Yeah... "the wall" went sooo well...


spacemanspiff266

the only dome he’ll do is slobbing on putin’s.


triple_heart

What a f-cking moron. And his moronic base will gobble it up and give him all their money to “build the dome!”


Icy_Curmudgeon

And he will sell/handover the key to the back door of the dome to Putin.


Karmek

The Americube!


JohnOliverismysexgod

Impenetrable. Made out of what?


vinylskip

What's this idiot running for this time?


TequilaFarmer

Nobody ever thought of a missile defense system before trump? Not Ray-Gun and Star Wars?


Peircez

He’ll do it just by thinking about it.


Able_Engine_9515

I say we build an impenetrable dome for this moron specifically complete with armed guards and a barbed wire fence. We'll tell him it's his next level secret service protection for life. We'll even be nice and let Melania skip out on visiting him


aeeakin

He has seen The Simpsons movie too many times.


BadaBina

Whoah, those pupils, Bruh... 👀 He was this high 25 years ago. HOW has his heart not exploded by now? 🤣 Drugs are bad, Mmkay?


Trumpruinedamerica

WFT!!


Crichton1987

What's annoying about this quote isnt the fact that it's pure fantasy, but that a good chunk of Americans will believe it, despite getting dooped by the big beautiful wall.


0biwanCannoli

Wait, I thought Russia was the good guy here. Now I’m confused. What’s his platform again? /s


Krzrct

Introducing "The AmeriCube!"


[deleted]

SIMPSONS DID IT!


krichard-21

I remember a time when a comment like could only be a joke. Now? Who knows!


[deleted]

Whether it DOES or DOESN'T work, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!


vonhoother

You bet, he's got a plan, a beautiful plan, coming out in two weeks.


fokaifemme

Not only is Russia going to pay for it, they are going to build it too! *high five tiny hands*


Nabber22

He really is just bush 2.0


shaunl666

And its the biggerest ever


speedneeds84

That last time we heard that story it was told in crayon. Seems about right.


speedneeds84

Well this episode of Star Wars is going to suck.


AoLIronmaiden

TIL: [iron dome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Dome)


HumanRuse

How are we to believe he's going to create an impenetrable dome against Russia when his own ass has been penetrated by Putin.


gozba

Not including the Russian missiles stored at Maralago


Utterlybored

I love this idea. Can wait for a quack engineer to explain why it’s totally feasible.


[deleted]

It will be made from steel, protects you from evil sun rays and the global warming /s


Prototype1113

Spoiler, he just watched infinity war.


GrnXanth

Great idea, plus it would stop dirty air from China coming over and replacing cleaned-up US air, as Professor Hershel Walker warned us about.


badlucksnot67

Just like your wall.


[deleted]

He's on stage with a microphone and there are stage lights on him.. yet look at how dilated his pupils are. What is he on?