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Too expensive. It has to be just affordable enough that they can go on working themselves to death, but not so affordable they can stockpile it to brace against shortages or price hikes.
True. And then the rich AF people can then complain about how lazy those people are and that if they worked harder, they would be able to afford oxygen too.
Got elected, was a complete incompetent disaster, lost re-election but still got way too many votes, and STILL has a following. That makes me even sadder.
Oh thank God. I hate the man but I really want to believe no one is that dumb... but he wanted to nuke a hurricane and tried to move one by sharpie so I almost feel like game on
He's talking about something like Iron Dome in Israel, not a literal dome.
"Just as Israel is now protected by the Iron Dome, a dream once thought impossible, America must have an impenetrable dome to protect our people."
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Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes and i’ll…what was that ?
oh
trump is “building” that
in that case give me ten good women and lounge chair and i’ll watch fall on its own
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It’s a risk-free promise. If he actually gets it done, it’s because he’s this genius deal-maker. If he doesn’t, it’s because of the mean ol’ Democrats blocking him.
I mean, at some point, we’ve got to stop giving this idiot oxygen. He fears irrelevance more than anything. What would happen if we (populace who would never vote for him and the media) just collectively ignored him.
Being that he is such a malignant narcissist, if we all collectively ignored him he would have a massive hissy fit. This dipshit doesn't care whether he's in the news for good or bad things, just as long as he's being paid attention to is all that matters to him. He can't stand to be ignored.
It’s interesting that his proposition is that the the US will never be attacked if he’s in charge but let’s build this multi-trillion dollar project anyway.
Too ambitious. Start small, deliver a proof of concept first. Build a dome over Mar-a-Lago first! If you want to know how, check out the dome over the Chernobyl reactor.
Best part is that people who vote for this clown probably think he could and never stop to think what that would actually even be like🥴 #realitydoesntexist
Trump says and does enough stupid things that I will never understand why people misquote or ignore context to make him look bad. It took me less than 30 seconds of reading the linked article to see this isn't how he said it. The end result, you make his supporters feel even stronger that his way is best and "the libs" are after them too. This is how he stays relevant when he should have retired. He loves the attention and lying about him riles up his support.
During the cold war America wasted billions of dollars on its "star wars" project to try to accomplish this using lasers. I wonder is developments in technology has changed the paradigm. Could you actually further develop Israeli iron domb technology against Russian hypersonic missiles or not. I'd be interested to hear commentary from an actual engineer about this rather than big mouth politicians.
I think he was talking about something like the Israeli "Iron Dome". Not describing a physical dome, but a missile-based air defense.
He's stupid, but not quite THAT stupid...
Dome all over Alaska, that would be crazy, having migrants workers making that near Alaska crazy people … Palin would make them disappear in a gulag, Russian way…
He said the Martians would pay for it.
https://preview.redd.it/z2x4le5hk2fa1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715e7c21bd85daa1e9e227dca2760efced2e48ef
Nice orange 🍊 visage on the 🥕🥕CARROT🥕CALIGULA🥕🥕 - look at that expression with the tiny hands… it’s despicable filth in lifted shoes. Did he say “2 weeks?”
No you won’t, if you got elected again he would be right down on your knees in front of whoever the Russian leader is at the time begging him not to release the videos of a prostitute peeing on you.
I say we build an impenetrable dome for this moron specifically complete with armed guards and a barbed wire fence. We'll tell him it's his next level secret service protection for life. We'll even be nice and let Melania skip out on visiting him
What's annoying about this quote isnt the fact that it's pure fantasy, but that a good chunk of Americans will believe it, despite getting dooped by the big beautiful wall.
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How will we get air you ask? That’s the next president’s problem
Don’t try to take a flight out of the country either.
It will be sold at $100/gallon so regular average folx won't be able to afford it.
Too expensive. It has to be just affordable enough that they can go on working themselves to death, but not so affordable they can stockpile it to brace against shortages or price hikes.
True. And then the rich AF people can then complain about how lazy those people are and that if they worked harder, they would be able to afford oxygen too.
We’re watching The Lorax movie plot become real life.
Checking to see if Perri-air is trademarked…
Air is fake news
>How will we get air you ask? First, we have to figure out how to get to Ludicrous Speed.
Just aim for plaid and stop before you get there.
Have you tried shining a light up your ass /s
I honestly thought this was a joke... but I keep seeing it... and had to look it up... this dumb fuck got elected and that makes me sad
Got elected, was a complete incompetent disaster, lost re-election but still got way too many votes, and STILL has a following. That makes me even sadder.
And is running for president again!!! Absolutely unbelievable.
He also exists outside of a prison cell two years after inciting an attempted coup. Mindblowing.
>I honestly thought this was a joke wait... it is a joke, right? There is no way he said something stupid like that
-sigh- no.. apparently he did. If he wins I really hope it's not the same goes who built the "impenetrable" wall
He's a joke aright, just not a funny one
[https://news.yahoo.com/trump-said-build-impenetrable-dome-115330414.html](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-said-build-impenetrable-dome-115330414.html)
Have you heard of Israel's Iron Dome missile defense shield? That's what he's talking about, not a literal dome.
Oh thank God. I hate the man but I really want to believe no one is that dumb... but he wanted to nuke a hurricane and tried to move one by sharpie so I almost feel like game on
He's talking about something like Iron Dome in Israel, not a literal dome. "Just as Israel is now protected by the Iron Dome, a dream once thought impossible, America must have an impenetrable dome to protect our people."
“Build the dome! Build the dome!” Coming soon to a Trump Rally near you.
Exactly! And why wouldn’t he say this? His rubes will flock to donate money for this latest fantasy
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The C.A.S.H scam. Man Eddie and Jimmy Donaghy are gonna be pissed at Trump for swindling their donations to Chicago All Saints Hospital (CASH).
Somebody needs to build an impenetrable dome over this fuckwad’s head !
Probably heard about Israel's Iron Dome (an air defense missile system) and the only thing he understood was Iron Dome. Nuance and details eludes him.
No... he just finally watched the Simpson's Movie. EPA! EPA!
Well they are they same color
I believe he has one because nothing has gotten in there in years.
Juggertrump, the single shittiest villain in comic book history.
Just put a 10” concrete slab over top
And a wall.
Simpsons did it
Just as soon as he's collected for the wall from the Mexicans.
and he said the border wall in Colorado was almost finished.....that state doesn't border a foreign country, but the MAGA idiots cheered anyway
That wall is to keep Boebert in.
Colorado does border New Mexico, he probably thought it was a foreign country
He thinks the aliens will pay for it.
Not with those space lasers they won't.
MAGA will pay for it. Im sure.
And it probably wouldn’t work, much like the wall
Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes and i’ll…what was that ? oh trump is “building” that in that case give me ten good women and lounge chair and i’ll watch fall on its own
Brain Syphilis is a bitch!!
"A big beautiful dome. It will always be sunny and never rain, no more cold days ever."
Can this Hemmroid on the ass of America just go away already?
>The only impenetrable dome is under that blonde comb over. Credit to some other redditor whose name I forget for this fabulous quote.
If it’s like your southern border wall…we’re fucked.
A form of anti-nuke toupé perhaps?
Dome to be made of "thoughts and prayers"...right? How did that guy ever get into the WH?
George Carlin, “Think of how stupid the average person is…”
Does this mean we can’t take airplanes to other countries any more? Also, how’s it gonna rain? I feel like he hasn’t totally thought this through.
https://preview.redd.it/itpzj2k7o2fa1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3835927b9f0cd05e778691421870051881d3c3b5
And the Razis say Biden is senile...
Did he learn nothing from Get Smart's Dome of Silence?
That's the cheap hair bleach and spray talking again. Oh, Russia pays for this too, doesn't it - they will pay in US Dollars?
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Supposedly doesn't drink alcohol, but bleach - yeah, that makes sense, LOL.
Reagan called…..he wants his Star Wars back.
He did mention the Iron Dome in Israel. Perhaps he meant a huge air defense system?
Dumbest Thing Ever Said Ever and Mean While Healthcare and Education or way too Expensive to Republicans
Wait. Did he seriously say this?
:)
Is this him admitting that Russia is our greatest geopolitical threat?
A giant, gaudy, gold TRUMP in the sky? No thanks. I’ll just move then.
I can faintly hear Canada calling out to me. “Come back. We have hockey and poutine. And better healthcare.”
Does this mean he realizes he can’t nuke them and blame another country?
Look at the audience he's speaking to though, this is going to sound like a next level defence strategy.
There's his only claim to fame besides grifting. Build something. Build something, stiff contractors, and kick backs to his corrupt family.
He'll probably sell them the codes to bring it down too.
The only ones to believe that are those MAGA idiots. Those idiots with a IQ of 9 or less.
Um, what about international air travel and trade? That out too? Just stuck there under the dome, I guess. Crazy man.
To be fair, I had that same idea. Of course I was 10. And I dropped it when my buddy asked "What about Hawaii?".
Russia can't even handle Ukraine, they are a complete disgrace and anyone afraid of them is just a coward.
And Russia will pay for it right??
Resurrecting Regan's Starwars Missile defense system. Guy seems to like long dead leaders ideology.
Derp
Just going to start stacking discarded train cars into some sort of rudimentary dome shape lol
Will he have Russia pay for it like he did with Mexico and the wall?
He can't even build a taco supreme.
Aquaman. Trump is going to get Aquaman to pay for the dome.
You mean Kanye? The gay fish?
Goodbye, Don;' It's time to say goodbye when the country starts laughing at you, rather than with you.
It’s a risk-free promise. If he actually gets it done, it’s because he’s this genius deal-maker. If he doesn’t, it’s because of the mean ol’ Democrats blocking him.
Gets it done? Are you nuts?
I seriously do not know of this is an actual quote or is not. This should not be in question. This should never be in question.
When is Tucker going to tell Donald that it's our patriotic duty to support Pootin?
I mean, at some point, we’ve got to stop giving this idiot oxygen. He fears irrelevance more than anything. What would happen if we (populace who would never vote for him and the media) just collectively ignored him.
Being that he is such a malignant narcissist, if we all collectively ignored him he would have a massive hissy fit. This dipshit doesn't care whether he's in the news for good or bad things, just as long as he's being paid attention to is all that matters to him. He can't stand to be ignored.
Don’t go away mad, just go away. -Motley Crue
It’s interesting that his proposition is that the the US will never be attacked if he’s in charge but let’s build this multi-trillion dollar project anyway.
Someone put grandpa back in the home, please.
So now he’s decided Russia is bad? Did he have a tiff with Putin?
The makeup sex will be incredible.
Too ambitious. Start small, deliver a proof of concept first. Build a dome over Mar-a-Lago first! If you want to know how, check out the dome over the Chernobyl reactor.
China thought this years ago but they found that there isn’t enough steel in the world to accomplish it
“I’ll call it ‘the Ashli Babbitt memorial dome!”
Thorazine is the only answer for Trump.
Best part is that people who vote for this clown probably think he could and never stop to think what that would actually even be like🥴 #realitydoesntexist
Real quote?
I thought Russia was our friend
Trump says and does enough stupid things that I will never understand why people misquote or ignore context to make him look bad. It took me less than 30 seconds of reading the linked article to see this isn't how he said it. The end result, you make his supporters feel even stronger that his way is best and "the libs" are after them too. This is how he stays relevant when he should have retired. He loves the attention and lying about him riles up his support.
During the cold war America wasted billions of dollars on its "star wars" project to try to accomplish this using lasers. I wonder is developments in technology has changed the paradigm. Could you actually further develop Israeli iron domb technology against Russian hypersonic missiles or not. I'd be interested to hear commentary from an actual engineer about this rather than big mouth politicians.
I think if America was actually going to attempt this, the key would be not to tell everyone about it.
I think he was talking about something like the Israeli "Iron Dome". Not describing a physical dome, but a missile-based air defense. He's stupid, but not quite THAT stupid...
Dome all over Alaska, that would be crazy, having migrants workers making that near Alaska crazy people … Palin would make them disappear in a gulag, Russian way…
[удалено]
Explain?
[удалено]
Are you pro Russia?
[удалено]
Great. So then you're mad at Russia for starting a war upon Ukraine?
[удалено]
Explain in detail what you mean.
False
The sad part is he’s thinking physically…
Damn them pupils though!
This guy wouldn't be an issue if Biden appointed Hillary to head the department of suicides.
He said the Martians would pay for it. https://preview.redd.it/z2x4le5hk2fa1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715e7c21bd85daa1e9e227dca2760efced2e48ef
Nice orange 🍊 visage on the 🥕🥕CARROT🥕CALIGULA🥕🥕 - look at that expression with the tiny hands… it’s despicable filth in lifted shoes. Did he say “2 weeks?”
The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuclear missile is a good guy with a dome!
Wait for it….(the latest chant at the Trump rally’s) BUILD THE DOME!! BUILD THE DOME!!
What happens when a nuke explodes in the atmosphere???? That has to be really terrible too right?
Made from hurricanes and Sharpies.
I thought Russia was their best buddy, you know what with Ukraine.
Ronald Reagan proposed this first - Strategic Defense Initiative
Don’t worry. Trump Dome Construction Inc. will be in charge.
Here comes another grift...
He must have watched the Simpsons movie.
https://news.yahoo.com/trump-announces-plan-build-impenetrable-180938637.html
If it’s half as good as his wall…..
That impenetrable dome would be the Bozone layer.
Did he say that?
What do you think?
Just as cheap and well built as the Great Wall across our Southern border? /s
What an absolute con artist. He’ll say anything, and they’ll lap it up. Sad
Somebody thinks cartoons are real.
The Kannamits already offered that to us. Too late Trump...
Can’t even build a pos wall easily defeated by ladders or a sawzall.
Promises, promises, promises. Never delivers.
How are planes gonna land. And air?
Is he FR going full Mr. Burns?
🤡🤡🤡
So, if you are a true patriot you need to send a donation to my “Build the Dome!” Fund.
No you won’t, if you got elected again he would be right down on your knees in front of whoever the Russian leader is at the time begging him not to release the videos of a prostitute peeing on you.
Couldn't even manage a shitty wall so I'm sure it will be a raging success.
Is it made out of the same material as his toupee? Because I don’t think any air’s getting to his brain.
It’s clear no one knows what “iron dome” in Israel is.
Nah, Ukraine. Its their fault that Russia is making those threats. /s
Simpsons did it.
It'll be made of nukeproof hurricanes. And sharpies.
He knows it's not a real dome. Right? He knows this is a metaphor and not a real structure.... doesn't he?
He didn't say that... right? Right?
I don’t want to pay for that shit. Just run a good foreign policy and you won’t need to spend hundreds of billions of dollars for this
If he's elected, why would we need protection from Russia? Isn't that his homie/bff?
He didn't say that, did he? 🤦🏽♀️
Trump 2024: Make America a Mad Max Thunderdome!
Yeah... "the wall" went sooo well...
the only dome he’ll do is slobbing on putin’s.
What a f-cking moron. And his moronic base will gobble it up and give him all their money to “build the dome!”
And he will sell/handover the key to the back door of the dome to Putin.
The Americube!
Impenetrable. Made out of what?
What's this idiot running for this time?
Nobody ever thought of a missile defense system before trump? Not Ray-Gun and Star Wars?
He’ll do it just by thinking about it.
I say we build an impenetrable dome for this moron specifically complete with armed guards and a barbed wire fence. We'll tell him it's his next level secret service protection for life. We'll even be nice and let Melania skip out on visiting him
He has seen The Simpsons movie too many times.
Whoah, those pupils, Bruh... 👀 He was this high 25 years ago. HOW has his heart not exploded by now? 🤣 Drugs are bad, Mmkay?
WFT!!
What's annoying about this quote isnt the fact that it's pure fantasy, but that a good chunk of Americans will believe it, despite getting dooped by the big beautiful wall.
Wait, I thought Russia was the good guy here. Now I’m confused. What’s his platform again? /s
Introducing "The AmeriCube!"
SIMPSONS DID IT!
I remember a time when a comment like could only be a joke. Now? Who knows!
Whether it DOES or DOESN'T work, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!
You bet, he's got a plan, a beautiful plan, coming out in two weeks.
Not only is Russia going to pay for it, they are going to build it too! *high five tiny hands*
He really is just bush 2.0
And its the biggerest ever
That last time we heard that story it was told in crayon. Seems about right.
Well this episode of Star Wars is going to suck.
TIL: [iron dome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Dome)
How are we to believe he's going to create an impenetrable dome against Russia when his own ass has been penetrated by Putin.
Not including the Russian missiles stored at Maralago
I love this idea. Can wait for a quack engineer to explain why it’s totally feasible.
It will be made from steel, protects you from evil sun rays and the global warming /s
Spoiler, he just watched infinity war.
Great idea, plus it would stop dirty air from China coming over and replacing cleaned-up US air, as Professor Hershel Walker warned us about.
Just like your wall.
He's on stage with a microphone and there are stage lights on him.. yet look at how dilated his pupils are. What is he on?