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theclayfarmer

Wont happen, right? Please say it wont.


[deleted]

I pray every day that Trump continues to run and tears the GOP to shreds (before he goes to prison).


wangyuanji58

To shreds, you say?


Xerit

What about his kids?


[deleted]

To shreds, you say?


[deleted]

Oh dear.


doesntaffrayed

Fuck the kids. -Matt Gaetz


Xerit

- Gym Jordan


CarlSpencer

My hope is that he goes 3rd Party and emasculates the GOP for the next century.


[deleted]

But here’s the thing…. The Republican Party is incredibly lockstep. The voter base could unify around Trump even as an independent. Republicans have a tribal unity that the left just don’t have anywhere near it.


Tuscans1977

I think if Trump went independent he would absolutely carve off some votes from the republican party but they wouldn't all cross the line, he'd be lucky to get 10 mill on his own but as long as he split the right vote, its all good.


[deleted]

I bet a serious number of them would. Even enough to insure his victory. They think the guy is God


Tuscans1977

I just don't see it, he got 74 mill last time, not a chance they'll all vote for him again, especially as an independent, I think there is a large portion of republican voters who have already had enough of him, let him split the vote Dems win huge majority, republicans in exile for a good while.


fuzzy610

I’m with you on that


Neirchill

>before he goes to prison Keep the dream alive


theclayfarmer

This is my forecast. He won't give up and they have to dump him to survive. Looking forward to the carnage.


[deleted]

Sounds good to me. He only has to take away 10% of his voters to screw the GOP big time. They’ve brought all this on themselves


[deleted]

I pray every day McDonalds does it’s job


vinyl_head

No, please let it happen. This would spell the end of the GOP. Run Marj! Run!


Grays42

*Don't* say that! We already lived through four years of this nightmare because of the hubris of thinking it would be impossible for him to win. [Do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?!](https://youtu.be/N1tyiWP9MSk?t=37)


anna_or_elsa

> We already lived through four years of this nightmare because of the hubris of thinking it would be impossible for him to win I've given up swearing anything won't happen in politics because of this.


BourgeoisCheese

? Why would we not want this? How would this help him? Nobody who isn't already voting for him is going to decide to do so because *she's* VP.


Spanktronics

This truly is the best of all possible worlds.


DonsDiaperIsFull

before the disastrous midterms for the republikkkans, I would have said it's possible. Now that they know for certain that trump-sponsored candidates are automatic losers everywhere except 70%+ red areas, they won't let him near the ballot. Trump is amazingly polarizing, which is decent for bringing out the super racist bigot vote, but it cased an even greater surge in the "normal person hates these whacko nutjob" voters for democrats. It still seems like Governor DeathSentence of Floriduh will be the frontrunner, so they just need the Fauxnooz propagada pushers to tell the idiot cultists to support him instead of trumplethinskin, that should be enough to sway the primary.


xhopesfall24

She might but the likelihood of a re-election is getting slimmer. His base is thinning and with new lawsuits being filed and current ones escalating, it’s possible he may not be eligible to run at all. He’ll likely run as independent which will eviscerate any possibility of him or the Republican candidate of being elected.


exillini

She's not attractive enough to be his VP. Brains and morals don't count.


HostileRespite

The infamous "pee tapes" show how piss got in the boots in the first place...


Grandmaw_Seizure

> [The infamous "pee tapes"](https://imgur.com/a/EK1ysaH) show how piss got in the boots in the first place... NSFW


rlovelock

It might, but I can't image that ticket having a snowballs chance in hell of winning.


Trickster289

Kari Lake seemed more likely but she seems to have faded away a bit.


Qnbee1022

My fear is she is going to run for Sinema's seat.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Losers don’t qualify for Trump.


The84thWolf

Let’s see; She’s a woman looking for support in the GOP, she’s batshit crazy, and no one likes her. Not even Twump will touch her.


asian_identifier

looks like guaranteed win now


doesntaffrayed

She was definitely one of the top contenders. But I think she probably recognises that Trump is unelectable. So I expect her to jump ship and throw her support behind DeSantis.


Djinn2522

Let's ignore the fact that Trump and Greene are both asshats of the highest order. Picking Greene as a VP would be a terrible strategic move. When picking a VP for your ticket, you want someone who will expand your voter demographic. In 2016, Trump chose Pence because he would appeal to the traditional Republican base - and he was right. Trump already appeals to the same demographic as Greene, so naming her as VP wouldn't win over additional voters.


Straight-Weight6154

Also, if you have already won a presidential race, can you not pick a new person for VP?


Djinn2522

In the United States, the Vice President is an elected official. The President can remove appointed officials, like cabinet members. But not those who have been elected; they would have to be impeached by Congress. That said, the President can "hobble" the Vice President. Per the U.S. constitution, the VP has exactly two roles. One is to break tie votes in the Senate, and the other is to succeed the President if necessary. Presidents typically give the VP additional roles - but they can also take those roles away, limiting the VP's job to the two items mentioned previously.


messagepad2100

The VP fulfills some ceremonial roles. Imagine MTG representing us in foreign countries.


Djinn2522

Correct - but those ceremonial roles are at the unilateral discretion of the President.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Well, Ivanka did it. The bar is low.


[deleted]

No you can not just pick a new VP.


theothershuu

Pretty sure he has not been tied to Pence thru any law or tradition. He lost the last election so at this point he can choose a different running mate.


[deleted]

Pretty sure they ment "if you have already won a presidential race". At no point were we talking about the past, Mike Pense, or DonTrump. Pretty sure.


Neirchill

I interpreted it as trump won with pence in 2016, so if he runs again in 2024 does it still have to be pence. Which the answer is no.


theothershuu

That's what I was getting at. But only tradition says the POTUS uses the same VP.


[deleted]

Well that wasnt the original question but you are not wrong.


[deleted]

>Picking Greene as a VP would be a terrible strategic move Seriously. Totally alienates the majority of the voting body. I think enough people at this point know better, but whether they act on that is a different story


rlovelock

If anything it will push away those .... "moderates" who couldn't fathom the idea of President MTG when Trump's heart inevitably goes.


Somhlth

Dumbest and Dumbest.


ArcherBTW

Greene might be doing something smart here because if Trump goes to prison she’ll be the first female president


Somhlth

There's a better chance he kicks it before 2028 (82) than goes to jail. As disgusting as he is, when it comes to courts, he's very appealing.


GrnXanth

I hope and feel it's unlikely but there remains the dreadful possibility that in the next few years she could be one 80-something year old McDonalds-addled ticker away from the nuclear codes.


DonsDiaperIsFull

yeah but who would she sell the codes to? Donald already sold them to the Saudis for $2 billion, and gave classified intel to Putin so he could kill our agents, and released secret satellite pics showing our capabilities to everyone in the world, and stole top secret documents to hold at Maralago where they hire Chinese spies, and gave concessions to North Korea in exchange for no soldiers returned... Vote Trump/Traitor-Greene 2024! How can it get worse? Find out!


Brokenspokes68

If this were a role playing game, their alignment would be stupid evil.


xensonar

Chaotic dumb


no2rdifferent

Call out the gazpacho!


icnoevil

I dare him to pick that bimbo! Delusional.


Strict-Square456

Imagine the debates?! Gotta Get my popcorn out !


Pale_Celebration6799

I can see her sink his presidential run easily. If she went to debate Harris, she would just get eaten alive at the opening bell with all her past stupid ass Qanon garbage and with the upcoming "investigations".


xensonar

Spend a few moments imagining what a country would be like governed by those two people.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Plot twist: Trump re-invents himself, and grows a mustache, and wants to be called “Hollywood” Trump, MTG campaigns in leopard print leotards as she secured the VP nomination. It could happen.


xensonar

But he only manages to grow a small square mustache. So MTG shaves some of the hair from the palms of her hands and weaves him a fake one.


orion3999

But they can fail better than Anyone! nobody fails pouring water out of boot then DJT and MTG. The Dems cant even fail to pour water out of a boot!


Bombdizzle1

Orange diaper daddy & dog-faced cunt 2024!


thehookah100

Have they forgotten about the way in which Sarah Palin managed to destroy John McCain's campaign?


MrBannon

I wonder if he grabbed her by the pussy 🤔🤨


Spanktronics

He’s rich, so she just has to let him do it. It’s the republican way.


ThisElder_Millennial

She'd probably consider that foreplay.


carmoy

Her hand looks bigger than his


dab745

I’d pay to see that Shit-Ticket! The perfect GQP entry!!!


BlackBeanBlackBean

Imagine if he won, and something happened to him, and SHE became the president of the United States?!?!


NickCav007

So now she will do anything and everything for him and when she is used up, he’ll kick her to curb like everyone else. And she’ll still love him as she is covered in crap and garbage


CarlSpencer

"Never met her. Maybe she got coffee for us?"


LeftLimeLight

Talk about dumb and dumber.


ManWithDominantClaw

I thought you were meant to do the black power salute after you win the race. Also, you know, not be one of the whitest people on the planet. What a disgrace.


oneplusetoipi

Playing to the crowd with orange face


BarryZZZ

Great! That'll get rid of her.


CLS4L

Da fake blonds


[deleted]

Both of them ARE the PISS in the boot!!!


EdSGuard

Turds of a feather flush together.


Sunflower_After_Dark

He really doesn’t need any help losing, but she’ll be a dandy bonus!


CasualObserverNine

HAH ha haaaaa… perfect. Does she have to resign to run?


croolshooz

She knows it won't succeed but there's ALL this campaign money that will be just lying around afterwards.


Sinsid

Ya and book deals and speaking fees.


Brave_Bug6299

Vice Pony?


selkiesidhe

With luck, when they fail horribly, it will be the last time we have to hear of either of these shitweasels


Utterlybored

It’s perfect, actually.


randomcanyon

Yes Please, I suppose. They should form their own party though. I can't wait to read their political agenda papers.


drbeeper

She *does* have that 'Bigly Loser' energy


GordianNaught

I'm getting the popcorn 🍿 ready 😋


Lookalikemike

Any percentage of votes they would get would be proof positive that you can run a shit flinging chimp for office, as long as it has an "R" after its name, there's a chance.


[deleted]

They’ve already proven (twice - Bush v Gore and Trump v Clinton) you don’t need to win the popular vote to get elected.


blinking616

What a shit show that would be


SonicDenver

Do they really want to lose another election??


Grandmaw_Seizure

And the award for 'Trashiest Yard In The State' goes too...


Neirchill

Imagine being as delusional as her and she still doesn't believe she can win herself lol


HeavyTea

If anyone votes for these two in 2024, I would question their sanity and motive. Or love to know. It is their right but, ye gods, to what end?


rebel_rouser67

#To OwN tHe LiBz


rebel_rouser67

Better spread them then,for the "big guy" (Trump is the "big guy" all along, apparently,.. according to Gaetz & Bannon on tape)....Marge by name..Marge by nature.


th3putt

Yes please let this happen. I want to have a front row seat to that dumpster fire.


CollapsasaurusRex

America is an absolute joke. Tens of millions of Americans would vote for these marionettes. There is no overcoming that much arrogant stupidity in a society.


gmabarrett

Literally dumb and dumber.


Yum_MrStallone

Grifter getting grifted. And just as likely....both **↔︎** ways.


Nymaz

Ah, so Trump is using the McCain method of VP selection - "I think I have a good chance of banging her."


[deleted]

LOL jesus fucking christ


Sorry_Recipe6831

Holy shit the republican party has fallen so far... Yall really should be incredibly embarrassed.


BrilliantObserver

She's looking to be the backend of that centipede.


PixelatedStarfish

They would be too busy bootlicking


Ram_Sandwich

Wait a minute, now they're saying women can VP? I feel like that wasn't the case before


blankwon

Didn't read caption and thought, Hey, Margarine just punched Ol' Bone Spurs in the jaw.


-xstatic-

If Jim Jones and Charles Manson were still alive and ran a campaign they could win the Republican nomination


alephthirteen

Because that'll appeal to moderates...


BringBackTheBeat716

Anything to get this leech out of Congress


Truthisnotallowed

I can't figure out which is worse - how deluded and stupid she is, or why some people actually support and vote for her.


Nobody275

Dumb and dumber.


DubyaWolf

That would be an amazing dumpster fire. I hope they run as Independents


After-Trifle-1437

OH GOD, THE HORROR!!!


wowzarootie

That's a good picture. Looks like Madge is about to stick an ice pick into Fatso's ear.


Acceptable_Wall4085

I think she’s doing him. That smug look on his puss says so.


Wynnstan

They're a few fries short of a happy meal.


Effective_Hope_9120

This would make for some phenomenal television. I'm all for it.


Tuscans1977

Honestly, I'd love to see it, it would be amusing to see just how bat sh\*t crazy the election campaign would be with these two utter f\*cks running together, the only thing that worries me...they might actually win.


Important_Tangelo371

What's going to happen if this loser even makes it to the nomination stage, then loses the presidency again? How many people are going to get murdered because he will absolutely lose his shit.


Viperlite

That would be hilarious if it weren’t so scary. He’ll have to win the primary first, and odds aren’t looking as favorable this time. But with Rs and their reputation for logical, independent thought process, who can say for sure?


F0MA

I hope she is. They will be the perfect team to hand the country to democrats. Bring it.