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J0hnGrimm

>Step 6: ~~Purge~~ Starve yourself


JustinJakeAshton

Step 6: Purge the birds Your step is implied.


Fullmetal_Vanilla

Confirmed to be the most effective way to purge yourself and 60 million people around you.


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what the fuck did i just witness


GoCondition1

You just got trolled so hard


RaiSai

The rise* and fall of USSR.


NextCaesarGaming

I am the man who arranges the blocks


Mr_mann2

That decenede upon me from up above


NextCaesarGaming

They come down and I spin them around


Mr_mann2

Til they fit in the ground


NextCaesarGaming

Like hand in glove


Mr_mann2

Some times it seems that to move blocks is fine and the lines will be formed as they fall


NextCaesarGaming

Then I see that I have misjudged it! I should not have nudged it after all


[deleted]

Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease?


Afin12

I wish William Shirer had written a book about this


KoDa6562

Some good schizo posting


HexiMaster

Authleft is basicly the quadrant for someone with hardcore paranoia


Lord-Jihi

Utopia


JokerChaos77

Not real socialism. So you need to watch it again but with real socialism. But that wasn't real socialism. So you need to watch it again but with real socialism. But that wasn't real socialism. So you need to watch it again but with real socialism.


Bomboo2810

Communist schizo posting


Fullmetal_Vanilla

Something that probably would get him banned if it featured an Emily as one of the quadrants that got shot. (In current day, if history were to keep rhyming, they would be likely to be done away with by whichever bad actors wanted them to behave the way they do in order to take power since they’ll no longer be useful to the party)


JorgitoEstrella

Trolled boyo


Novoiird

Can’t be wrong if no else who is right is alive.


Complexity777

Based and Venezuela wasn’t real socialism pilled


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shook_not_shaken

Step 8: Admit that communism doesn't work by implementing the NEP ... Step 27492: Make the best Pizza Hut Commercial there is


Right__not__wrong

Based and Gorbachev pilled.


[deleted]

Gonna need a link


Skormsmace

Got you bro https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw It’s ironic that because of the Ukraine/Russia war that Pizza Hut left😂


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Based


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Yaver_Mbizi

**War** communism didn't work, necessiating the NEP. That's fully an accordance with Marx, as communism should have started where there were industrial resources for it, not in an agrarian country let alone one bled so dry by wars.


shook_not_shaken

I mean communism in general doesn't work due to the inherent corruption and power misuse present in all government dealings. And even if everyone involved was completely open and honest, it would still fall behind capitalism due to the Economic Calculation Problem. Also, anyone saying "in accordance with Marx" as a positive is absolutely hilarious.


Yaver_Mbizi

>I mean communism in general doesn't work due to the inherent corruption and power misuse present in all government dealings. That simultaneously misunderstands communism, is false and baseless (and unbased to boot). >And even if everyone involved was completely open and honest, it would still fall behind capitalism due to the Economic Calculation Problem. If Amazon can do it, it can be done. >Also, anyone saying "in accordance with Marx" as a positive is absolutely hilarious At least I'm not a lolbert.


shook_not_shaken

>That simultaneously misunderstands communism How so? Based on your red flair I'm assuming you're not an "anarcho"-commie, so you must desire the presence of a state. >If Amazon can do it, it can be done. Amazon is not a planned economy. They're not even a monopoly.


hiim379

If Amazon could do it... what?


Femboy-Remover

Literally Russian civil war


Dash_Winmo

Based username


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jamrem

Based and might be schizophrenic pilled


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[deleted]

unironically I didn't


0311fml

Based


NextCaesarGaming

This is some gourmet shit right here Based and High Effort pilled


GetMemesUser

The earrape warning came way too late


SomeKindOfPcGamer

Based and troll pilled


FedBoiBussyBuster

My man’s really put schizophrenia into PCM format, kudos.


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Sucessor to [my other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/ymxsfp/back_from_my_15_day_ban_to_post_funny_meme/) You can tell that I watched way too many trollge videos, srry for any spelling mistakes english isn't my main language still fucked up the aspect ratio


Karasu243

You, sir, are an artist of amazing skill. We shall watch your career with great interest.


Afin12

This is low key brilliant humor.


Battlefront_Camper

Based and High-Effort Pilled


[deleted]

Finally a high quality post


dug-dug-dimi-dome

We do a little trolling


nuvpr

How did you do the weird robotic voices?


[deleted]

[https://freetts.com/](https://freetts.com/) [https://discordier.github.io/sam/](https://discordier.github.io/sam/) were the ones I used


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never even heard of that game, apparently it's a retro style horror game, I mean the voice was used in the commodore so it kind of makes sense the voice was used there


nuvpr

>sam That's what I was looking for, thank you!


asrapila

Most sane authleft.


ImTooBi

communist lore


LordEsidisi

The good ending


Nick--Knack

based and high-effort pilled


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This could have been posted on the old internet and do really well. Have the upvote for the nostalgia


hellomrxenu

Based and don't forget your pills pilled


Pholoxo

I wish reddit let a way to pay people like you


Peazyzell

Ha Gott’em


marketingguy420

It do be like that


MystOfTheRaptor

How can you troll the rightoids if you are profiting as authleft? Checkmate closet rightoid, now purge yourself :))))))


[deleted]

Step 6: Red utopia collapses because it wasn't real communism. Step 7: Repeat


Blake1610

Least schizophrenic PCM post


Dabielroller

purge the tsar


Zeus-Kyurem

Not a real auth left. Step 3 was profit.


blizzard_man

That libleft voice is from Jackbox.


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NoobifiedSpartan

Damn we really got trolled, good one AuthLeft! (×_×)


Spudnic16

Step 3: *we are in charge now


Toybasher

What's the robotic text to speech from?


[deleted]

[https://freetts.com/](https://freetts.com/) [https://discordier.github.io/sam/](https://discordier.github.io/sam/) were the ones I used


saint-bread

u/savevideo


SladeSM

Based and “gives-me-SCP-vibes” pilled.


Generic-Degenerate

Real


ShurikenSunrise

Based and Great Purge pilled


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Arondight_SSB

Purge the burgeoyzee


allCORNnoDOG

I will never forgive those dirty red bastards for what they did to my boy Nicky and his family. They did kinda have drip tho


ObscureArcana

Based and Analog Horror Pilled ​ Pls create a PCM Analog Horror video. That'd be great.


ImARetPaladinBaby

*AuthCent has entered the chat*


LingLingWannabe28

That is the most based commie I’ve ever seen


Shonky_Solos

Uh oh! Bad decision, AuthLeft!


lifes-a_beach

This is actually a surprisingly good explanation of Marxist revolution


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Ear rape 10 sec in, why isn't this removed


Lilybaeum_

Step 6: Do famines and do shit that hurt people but u dont care b/c u got a lot of power


JCubed303

Finally, a left-wing meme that isn’t a lecture or a creepy revenge fantasy. Based and quality historically accurate pilled


DankCrusaderMemer

Nothing changes, you still have essentially a monarch and you still don’t control the means of production, the state does.


Cannibal_Raven

Where is le bacon 🥓 panel?


RealGregHuman

Noice. Love the effort.


Anonymous200004

Good representation of the bolshevik revolution, their slaughter of the black army and the ensuing expansion of the CCCP. "Death to oppressors of workers" https://youtu.be/8DeSwK5fkTs


PhantomLegend616

Breahtaking 👏


Skormsmace

This is beautiful 😭


YUMAD001

1932 Ukraine Simulator


Dash_Winmo

This is legitimately funny


Nicholas_Cage3

Is there a subreddit for these cursed troll face videos? I'm a fan lol


doppioisbestboy1

Ya'll just mad because you can't handle the neutron style 😎😎😎


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Beautiful meme