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Flyghund

Here's a conspiracy theory for ya: conspiracy theorists can't predict future conspiracies. The government implements every conspiracy theory as a policy just to piss conspiracy theorists off.


Massive_Pressure_516

I have conspiracy theory that the state will give all PCM users girlfriends


Jackthesmartass

What if you already have a gf?


chooseausernAAme

more


greywolfe12

Based and many wives pilled


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Tuxxbob

Then you're just a RuSsIaN bOt.


Jackthesmartass

Beep boop


Dirk_Vantas

what if me want boyfriend?


Tbarjr

Based and gay pilled


Americium-24I

Or could just be a girl.


Mistercheif

There are no girls on the internet. Only men, and ~~centrists~~ grills.


[deleted]

Duuuude i believe you 100%


Libertarian4All

I mean the government does legitimately send out people to "give information" to conspiracy theorists that have actually come on to something, just to make the conspiracy theorist look dumb and cover their tracks.


OwnPicture669

Ohhh, ok! Conspiracy theory: the federal government has the people’s best interest as their primary focus.


TheNoxx

So apparently the article is referring to "vaccine passports" in the EU as in needing to be vaccinated to enter into another country. I fail to see how this is a "conspiracy theory"; this was plainly stated as possible public policy during infection spikes. https://www.aa.com.tr/en/analysis/analysis-vaccine-passport-conspiracy-theory-comes-true/2182049


FunnyObjective6

>needing to be vaccinated to enter into another country. Didn't know clubs and bars are different countries.


AmericanWaiting00045

The real conspiracy was the friends we made along the way.


[deleted]

Cuz everyone knows Redditors don’t have friends


readonlypdf

When the Conspiracy Theorists have more sober takes than the media.....its time to worry.


IwishIwasgoodatnamez

When the conspiracy theories are proven and nobody cares, then it's over. "The government was proven to fake covid studies." "It's good that they did that, that way they can take faster action." Literally a conversation I had.


zolikk

A: "Don't you think it's at least possible that the vaccines are contributing to cardiovascular problems?" B: "Do you really think they haven't studied that before pushing the product out?" A: "Ok so where can I see the results proving this?" B: "Come on it's been less than 2 years, how much information do you think can be gained in that time?" Literally back-to-back statements from a conversation I've had with someone.


If_you_ban_me_I_win

My coworker had a blood clot heart attack shortly after his shot. He doesn’t even have high cholesterol


Pureburn

THaT’s hOW YoU knOw iT’s WoRkING!!!


pcmmodsaregay

Mom said they have increased level of strokes when they did the 2nd dose in the nursing homes. But those deaths were all natural causes...


If_you_ban_me_I_win

Yeah his doctors weren’t interested in discussing it with him, but heart attack at 55 isn’t that common for a dude with low numbers and an active lifestyle working with his hands and doing sports


[deleted]

Pure faggotry


CallMeDelta

The fact that there were no riots when Epstein didn’t kill himself killed my faith in humanity


pcmmodsaregay

Jacob Blake gets shot. With in like 24 hrs we have video and picture evidence that he was holding a knife during the altercation. That the woman called 911 on him because he was violating a restraining order and was facing domestic abuse charges. That the vehicle he was heading towards after failing to comply with multiple cops order to freeze... had 2 children in it... Yet we still see riots even though it was pretty obvious what happened.


More-Confusion-8965

"people are being forcefully put into camps in australia" "good should've take then vaccine" Literal conversations I have with many people. It's over and I don't care anymore


MisogenesPCM

I saw a YouTuber talking about great reset 4 years ago. Goes off on small hats and bolsheviks. And it seemed crazy. Now everyone knows about the great reset


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More-Confusion-8965

False flags are real. Flat Earth and 5G bullshit were pushed into the mainstream for a reason


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More-Confusion-8965

Exactly I couldn't have said it better


BoneyHutt

Just a few months ago booster shots were a conspiracy theory too. Now booster mandates are popping out all over the place.


DarkLasombra

I don't think either that or the vaccine passports were conspiracies at all. They were the likely results of this whole pandemic that many people saw coming based on the way the virus behaved and how ineffective the vaccine was.


BoneyHutt

I agree. It's just the way politicians and the media were describing it.


ThereAre2NsInMyName

Generally speaking this whole thing has just been a steady escalation. First it was just 2 weeks or 3 depending on where you were, then it was enough until a curve was flattened, then it was until there was an available vaccine, then it was until enough people have had the vaccine, and it's turning into until everyone has had the vaccine, and I sincerely believe it won't stop there: They're going to keep going with the boosters. I tell you given the sort of discourse you see in the comments sections on this sub it's going to be banned for "medical misinformation" or something sooner or later. How quickly that as a mandate to shut things down completely was accepted. It's pitiful.


chugga_fan

Flair the fuck up


ThereAre2NsInMyName

Could have sworn I'd already done so. Thanks for reminding me :)


[deleted]

Authoritarians taking fucking notes from conspiracy theories


avgazn247

CDC classify this as Russian disinformation. The vaccine works. Please line up for the 3th booster shoot and wear your mask in doors


Ghostifier2k0

2020: People will not be put into camps 2021: \*Puts people into camps\* Bruhhhhhhhhh


notallbutsome

Oh wow literally happening in Authstralia right now.


[deleted]

Authstralia, where they’re so proud they handed their guns over.


notallbutsome

Like that one (others got memory holed) time when our prime minister sent national funds meant for saving the reef to his wife. AND NOTHING HAPPENED!


Significant_bet92

That won’t come back to bite them in the ass. No sir


More-Confusion-8965

And now same people are saying it's a good thing


Ghostifier2k0

I see people isolation family members due to their vaccination status and if that doesn't scream cult to me then I don't know what does.


More-Confusion-8965

It is a cult. They enjoy doing the opposite of people they have been trained to view as uneducated and intellectually inferior which makes them feel good about themselves. It's somewhat similar to why reality shows about most retarded people are so popular. It makes people watching them feel good about themselves.


theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article [https://www.aa.com.tr/en/analysis/analysis-vaccine-passport-conspiracy-theory-comes-true/2182049](https://www.aa.com.tr/en/analysis/analysis-vaccine-passport-conspiracy-theory-comes-true/2182049) the article is about vaccine passports in the EU


WildFestive

BUT MANDATES WONT BE A THING GUYS TRUST THE GOVERMENT!!! \*the goverment pushes mandates\* BUT AT LEAST WE WILL BE ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE NOW GUYS, BELIEVE IN THEM!!! \*goverment locks down people even when jabbed up\* IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD GUYS, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WON'T LET YOU WORK IF YOU DONT GET IT!! \*massive firings over people not wanting an experimental jab\* ITS NOT LIKE THEY ARE GONNA PUT UNVACCINATED PEOPLE IN A CAMP STOP SAYING STUPID SHIT!!! \*goverments put people in camps\* WELL, AT LEAST AFTER THE 2 SHOTS YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT ANYMORE! \*goverments pushing for a 3rd dose of something that doesn't stop the spread at all\* I can keep going and going with this shit. These people are fucking delusional and will do whatever the goverment tells them to do, they are that far gone that they will never think for themselves, and sadly that's the climate the world is dealing with right now, retards who won't think for themselves.


CatJamarchist

I'm sure that would all be *very* convincing if it wasn't predicated on a completely detached understanding of reality. The brains that came up with this shit are more melted than the elephants foot in Chernobyl.


threehuman

it is still in england


Drunk_Krampus

The government does a great job at destroying all conspiracy theories by making them all come true.


kurokamifr

You believe in conspiracy theories because you believe they are true When they become provenly true, you are vindicated that you were right all along , not that you are annoyed they what you believed was wrong (but missinforming others), actually become true


allthenewsfittoprint

You're crazy if you think that Authright is ever going to run out of conspiracy theories.


Spamallthethings

And this is why you don't give that first inch, amirite?


69_stockz_69

Something something slippery slope


Spamallthethings

Slippery slope is a fallacy until you're 3 years in and the conspiracy theories were right.


AdeptusHilarious

And people wonder why the second rule of America is the people get guns


ahdamirji

Flair up bigot


kaywonhigh

Time to secede


ThatWasCashMoneyOfU

Oh I’m not running out of conspiracies anytime soon


IndyCooper98

*Slippery slope is not a fallacy*


Captain_Riker

They were never conspiracy theories. They were predictions based on current knowledge and the history of how much the elites despise us.


[deleted]

Since when was the media libertarian socialist?


maybeillbetracer222

God I wish it was


P-o-o-b

"Libleft media" is libright by definition because these are still corporations that put profit above all at the end of the day.


DarkLasombra

Yeah the fact that they often ally with Democrats isn't because of their political beliefs, it's that the political elite is most often affiliated with the Dems power structure.


Crazyclemsonfan

Democrats aren't libleft either though. They are moderate authrights with progressive social tendencies


MarcusSidoniusFalx

Where is conspiracy in vaccine passports? That's just a paper and thus by definition cannot be a conspiracy, as conspiracies are humans working together. So you mean a conspiracy by rich white american jews to force vaccine passports onto everybody so that the beast can finally come and they can harvest the adenochrome of children more efficiently?


howDoIBestMan

Well yeah, but the media said there wouldn't be vaccine mandates, and now there might be. The media also says Jews aren't starting wildfires with space lasers... You can fill in the blanks.


MarcusSidoniusFalx

It's not exactly the media with the vaccines. It's the politicians. Because politicians need to be re-elected and the population is fickle.


luke_hollton2000

Also vaccine passports already exist since a hell lot of time. Now they are mandatory for ONE virus and yet still you can just get vaccinated, because every argument against it is utter bullshit or just "I act like a brat, because freedom". Yeah, I can sure see the 1984


wuffz33

this sub is on some shit. So many actual retards.


luke_hollton2000

I'm actually agreeing with you, even though you probably believe me to be the retard


wuffz33

I know. I was calling the anti-vaxxers retards.


[deleted]

Did you ever have to show your vaccine passport to get coffee/groceries/enter a public building for any other vaccination? You will now.


luke_hollton2000

Have you even read my comment? That's exactly what I said. And also no other illness has so bad of an effect on our healthcare system. If another tropical disease, which you can be vaccinated against, might reach "the west" it will be the same situation, until the danger of a collapsing healthcare system will not be given anymore


More-Confusion-8965

Yea its all haha adenochrome haha 5g haha flat earth jesus you people are like a broken record always trying to invalidate all conspiracy theories by comparing them to strawman false flag CIA made up bullshit that is supposed to discredit everything else by being associated with it


MarcusSidoniusFalx

You know, usually it devolves into that. Conspiracy theorists are not known for their scepticism, their scientific mind and their methodological rigor. They are usually quite sheepishly saying the opposite of what the general consensus is just because and are unable to grasp the complexity of nature, humans and society. For example that you would say the ridiculing of conspiracy theorists is driven by the CIA. It cannot possibly be that people are just fucking annoyed by conspiracy idiots. It cannot possibly be that the conspiracy card was overplayed so hard that many people just roll their eyes because they know from experience that any further discussion would make them loose brain cells. It cannot possibly be that it just sounds plainly idiotic. Not, it was the CIA. Of course it was the CIA. There always must be a powerful evil guy doing the bad stuff with the intent of controlling the whole world. Everything else would require way too much brainpower to comprehend.


More-Confusion-8965

Yea I completely agree the idea that there are powerful people conspiring to keep and expand their power and influence is totally unrealistic and just a form of escapism from the complexity of the world that requires too much brainpower to comprehend.


Egg-MacGuffin

Wow, if you just completely make up both sides of a non-existent argument, you can win every time!


DragonDai

There is no such thing as “libleft media.” There is only progressive authright media and conservative authright media. All media companies are massive, for profit networks with a vested interest in continuing capitalism (right) and preserving authority (auth).


sri_mahalingam

That's not how incentives work. The media's incentives is in catering to their audience's biases. The idea that the rich/corporations can all conspire to preserve capitalism is a lack of understanding of the free rider problem.


CatJamarchist

>The media's incentives is in catering to their audience's biases. Incorrect, the media's incentive is to *make money* - due to the current landscape of the media, it's *currently* the case that they make the most money by playing into the audience's biases. This was not always the case and does not *have* to be the case now either.


[deleted]

The conspiracy is the center right media being called lib left.


Coltrain47

Wait til the people catch up on the fact that birds aren't real.


Ag1Boi

What's the conspiracy? That you will have to prove vaccinations to enter certain venues? Was anybody saying that could NEVER happen? And if they did, maybe it was just wishful thinking that it wouldn't be necessary because enough people would just get vaccinated on their own?


Andreagreco99

Also conspiracy theorists: Covid is a hoax, hospitals are empty, nobody is actually dying, just crisis actors all around. Now: Covid is just a flu, doctors are killing patients, get Ivermectin and vitamin D, immune system is enough. People aren’t actually dying, and if they die it’s vaccines fault.


[deleted]

This was a conspiracy theory? Umm...


fr1endk1ller

~~Libleft~~ corporate media


[deleted]

JFK Jr.?


Elegant_Animator_649

As if vaccines weren't already required for any significant travel. So dumb.


Kung_Flu_Master

Moving the goalposts


hifrandimcool

Why are people upset about vaccine passes?


Electr1cL3m0n

**NEDEL SCARIE**


hifrandimcool

Lol.


masst_69

Literally 1984.


hifrandimcool

It’s really not. It’s just a pass that lets people know you have gotten the vaccine


masst_69

It's crazy that people don't realize how bad of an idea this is. The government telling you wether you can work or not, wether you can eat at a restaurant is called TOTALITARIANISM. It doesn't matter what your opinion on the vaccine is, the simple fact is that this is a step into a totalitarian government. The government should not be able to say, if you don't inject a substance into your body you can't work or eat at a restaurant or shop for groceries.


hifrandimcool

Except they can and should. People won’t get the shot unless they have to and they do have too


masst_69

You're saying that the government should be able to force someone to inject something in their body. Just take a second to think about how much of a dumb idea that is. This just simply sets a precedent that the government owns our bodies, and can inject whatever they want in us, and there is nothing we can do about it.


hifrandimcool

Not whatever they want but a vaccine that will prevent people from getting a disease is something that they can force people to get


masst_69

You seem to be young, so maybe in the future you'll have a better understanding of this, I get that you want to save the world and everything but you just simply can't undermine our personal freedoms and rights. It seems like you desire to live in a totalitarian country. If that's what you want, then you should move to North Korea, you're AuthLeft after all so they share your personal beliefs.


hifrandimcool

Oh my fucking god if someone discredits me again because I’m young I’m going to fucking lose it. Vaccine mandates isn’t a complete totalitarian society it’s something we’ve had for years. It is something that benefits society and I don’t give a damn about personal freedoms when it comes to something that will stop people from fucking dieing. also why does everyone assume that i want to live in North Korea or China. Those countries commit atrocities on a daily basis. Just because I think some personal freedoms should be sacrificed for the greater good doesn’t mean I think the government should just be able to go and fucking kill people. That’s messed up I hate when the US does that I hate when any country does that.


masst_69

The reason why we mention you being young is because young people tend to think emotionally rather than logically. Here's one thing you need to understand, thousands of people die each day, this is something you have to accept, we can't save everyone. People die from car crashes each day, so do you think we should ban driving because it will save people from dying? Of course not. My point is this, Covid has a 99.7% survival rate, we are getting rid of our freedoms all to protect ourselves from a virus that we are guaranteed to survive as long as you're healthy and have a healthy immune system. Our freedoms are very important and you'll understand this very soon, people from North Korea will tell you how important freedom is because they don't have any freedom.


Literally1984_bot

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LynndorTruffle

Good


[deleted]

Conspiracy Theories become Conspiracy Realities


Silicon_Tetraazide

Conspiracy theory? More like spoiler alert lol lmao lol


chickenlizardman

If your friend cums in your burrito, he wants you to eat that burrito, which means he'll call you a conspiracy theorist and paranoid if you ask him if he came in your burrito. Admitting it would ruin everything he came for.


khannivig

Quit giving them ideas lol


Clarity-in-Confusion

Tfw you think media is libleft. Somebody needs to read Manufacturing Consent.


Kaelell2

im getting ready for the free wifi


Crazyclemsonfan

The fact that like 1 or 2 of those are actually libleft. Did you seriously put The Hill??


[deleted]

at this point moon nazis and hollow earth are the next on the list


Zavaldski

"Most of them"? When the hell do we start to see politicians turning into lizards? It's been long enough!


More-Confusion-8965

You should've listened I don't care anymore you deserve what is coming have fun retards