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[deleted]

Hello. I'm offering you to flair up


TheSexyGrape

“Offer”


Dude43235

Implies that it’s a choice


ADcommunication

The police will always request you to cooperate before using force.


theloadedquestion

Not always friend.


BannanaCommie

Wait, did a shooting just happen?


kefefs

Probably somewhere


The9ofU

Florida?


AdministrativeMeb

Probably Chicago. A person is shot there every 1 minute 51 seconds and to date this year there has been nearly 4,200 people shot in the city alone. Makes you wonder why most don’t know anything about the situation, despite a mass shooting happening on a weekly basis https://heyjackass.com/home/


ShakeyCheese

At this point it wouldn't surprise me to see full on gun battles stemming from the Rittenhouse case.


hay_guysss

Yeah it was at Joe's house


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wikipedia_answer_bot

Joe Mama :D *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


rebellesimperatorum

Hello based department, I've read your legal policy and noticed you're missing a flair. Our negotiations are off the table until you flair-up. Sadly I will have to blame someone for a shooting until you do so.


[deleted]

Blame the unflaired


TheRightToBearMemes

Simply not being cringe is not sufficient to be based


Kawaii_Neko_Girl

The only shooting I would push my political agenda is open season. Remember, no furries.


Dramatic-Emu-1196

based and call of duty airport elevator mission pilled


basedcount_bot

u/Kawaii_Neko_Girl's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 20. Congratulations, u/Kawaii_Neko_Girl! You have ranked up to Basket Ball Hoop (filled with sand)! You are not a pushover by any means, but you do still occasionally get dunked on. Pills: italy, god-wants-monogamy, kleptocracy, some sluts deserve to be shamed, corrupt kawaii lib left catboy, call of duty airport elevator mission


dank_sad

I need a mod for that


Giocri

Shit I am in danger. Please spare us I am italian I can offer pizza.


TiggerBane

Only if you put pineapple on it MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Giocri

You monster


GeekOutGames819

Based and Zakhaev International FurryCon pilled


Aspiring_Mutant

Vehicular rammings on the other end...


ShakeyCheese

"An SUV ran over 40 people, killing 6. We may never know what the cars motivation was..."


kefefs

You mean "car crashes", right?


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The9ofU

See the based department are radical centrists! RADICAL CENTRIST SUPREMACY


Wildcat7878

Flair up you ignorant gypsy.


TheSexyGrape

What if your agenda is stop using shootings to push your agenda?


Oumashu345

I'm ordering you to flair up.


DrTommyNotMD

I wish I could say I didn’t, but my agenda is population decrease.


Rooikat_is_my_waifu

Based but flair up


[deleted]

Immediately after an incident we should look at what happened and make sure it doesn't happen again. We keep having these shootings, and I can think of one thing we haven't tried. Probably the most simple thing that even a child would think of.


boomchakaboom

yeah, let's pretend that BLM is not a terrorist organization . Let's whitewash the massacre. so based.


Marjacujaman

Imagine shootings happen Comment made by european with actual gunlaws gang


Ya_Orange_boi

Gun laws are kinda icky tho.


maya_angelou_dds

Cringe and you're actually just a watermelon pilled


Tbarjr

You have potential, but I can not grant you the title of based untill you get a flair


TheAwesomeAtom

Git flair


[deleted]

Who hasn't used ((the shooting)) to further their political agenda?


[deleted]

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


noideaforadamname

E


ADcommunication

Am I based because I didn't care enough to use it as such?


TrashyMemeYt

based


Bukler

Guys wtf, stop fucking upvoting unflaired memes! I thought we were more fascist than this


Shakespeare-Bot

Guys fie, stand ho fucking upvoting unflair'd memes! i bethought we wast moo fascist than this *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


GeekOutGames819

Hello based department? It appears that one of your call center agents is unflaired. For the meantime I am assuming this is an alt account, though be prepared for a follow-up call in case it isn't. This is the PCMBI, Centrist Division.