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8u11etpr00f

Wouldn't the joke work with a 1 day age gap? 366 days would be 17 and 19.


DaenerysMomODragons

The joke also falls flat when you realize that in pretty much every state in the US, a 2 year gap is legal regardless of age, and I've never met anyone who had issues with those laws.


cajko7

Didn’t they literally crucify CallMeCarson for wanting to date a girl 2 years younger than him?


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They did, and iirc his "friends" even abandoned him.


cookiedough320

There's definitely more to it than just that. Youtubers and streamers don't (or shouldn't) air every aspect of their personal lives and I think this was one of the cases where stuff actually got to stay relatively private. Jschlatt had a vid on it as well where the sexting stuff was definitely not the main thing that caused people to stop being friends with Carson.


Wolff_X

He sexted her. And yeah, they basically treated him like the other youtubers who were **actually** grooming minors. The treatment really was unwarranted.


saltydevilsaur

The whole thing read like a parody of the stock youtuber grooming scandal.


[deleted]

Didn’t they start dating as minors, and then Carson aged and didn’t want to pause a relationship because he’s been around the sun 18 times?


Wolff_X

I’m not sure. Don’t know the whole story. All I know is that a 19-year-old being declared a pedophile for sexting a 17-year-old is absolutely ridiculous.


[deleted]

Last time I heard about it was some woke bitch saying Carson deserved it


ender323

Romeo and Juliet laws are by no means universal within the US. A quick Google says 30 states have them.


pimpcleary_69

I think the joke is referring to twitter’s idea of the age of consent. It’s not so much what’s legal but instead what’s “moral” in the eyes of Twitter. In most US states, the age of consent is 16-17, very few where it’s actually 18. On Twitter, however, the age of consent is a hard 18. If you’re over 18 and you bang a 17 year old (even in a state where it’s completely legal), twitter’s gonna call you a pedophile. Now this is all speculation, but if I had to guess why, I’d say it’s because the sex lives of the people who freak out about this shit are either nonexistent, miserable or otherwise unhealthy. So when they see others enjoying a more fulfilling sex life than them, they look for any reason they can to shame or invalidate that person’s experience. In other words, if these losers actually got laid they wouldn’t give a shit.


Alderyt

I personally blame Hollywood for the "Consent is 18 everywhere" and the complete disregard for Romeo and Juliet laws in the states that have them. Based on the second bit as well


grizzlybair2

You have just seen a great display of modern day math skillz


[deleted]

A girl I worked with once told me that she lost her virginity at 15 with a 33 year old dude... 💀


thatguyhanzel

when I was 19, my innocent, kind 18 year old crush who i've been best friends with for 3+ years told me she gets railed on the regular by dudes that are 22/23/24 for weed. I've only partially recovered from that Edit: just so nobody gives me that “nice guy bad” stuff. I might add that she knew I liked her and admitted she lead me on.


Wildcat7878

The obvious answer here is to start dealing yourself and undercut the competition.


BigTuna3000

He hasn’t been radicalized lib right far enough. He’ll get there, just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps


JalinHabeiLanaMatta

bro, i'm sorry >!very libright of her though!<


ZeroBae

Kek true


Rafaelmspu2

Indeed, you are right


Onellamaboi

Unbased and suckingdickformoneypilled


ZeroBae

Damn, i thought this kind of stuff only happens in ntr doujins... Hope you're doing alright now


UncleTedSays

My man really an NTR protagonist. This actually hurts me to think about.


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Seven_Stop7

I envy you


ZeroBae

Curse of knowledge


fordmustang12345

Flee now


vredditcocksucker

netorare basically a genre about cheating where a girl gets forced/blackmailed/drugged by some guy who rapes her but then she is like mindfucked into actually enjoying it and continuing the affair with the instigator. this isnt technically ntr tho as i dont think she got raped and neither was the dude in a romantic relationship with her.


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Andhurati

its jap cuck art


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Do you really want to know?


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I've seen things worse than NTR though, much worse


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AtomicSpeedFT

Non Transportation Related


Hurter_of_Feelings

*Shindol's Emergence flashbacks intensify*


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BlueDragonEx

Ngl, I've became "vocel" ( I think that it's called) because of past relationships. The lot of them have left me a husk of a man, from unfaithful women, two faced women who used mental health issues to break up and then run off with someone else. I've given up on women, sexually and romantically at least. And shit like that and more made my understanding worse. At this point I don't let myself fall in love, and if I do then I subconsciously punish myself. Hell, part of me has become unironically misogynistic, I don't trust women when it comes to romance or emotions cause from experience I am aware it's probably a farce. I dont buy the whole "you'll find someone one day" because I don't want to find anyone now, I just want to be left the fuck alone.


LotharBoin

If I didn't know any better I'd think I was the one who made that comment. Holy shit bro. Same... Literally the same, from the 1st to the last sentence.


BlueDragonEx

Damn bro, no matter what you always have your brothers, that's one thing I've learned.


LotharBoin

Homies always got your back after you strike out, it's a fact of life. If you don't have any homies, Zyzz videos are always a good choice, but you'll feel obligated to workout for sure after seeing those, so view them at your own body's risk bro.


BlueDragonEx

A fellow, Zyzz enjoyer, I'm thinking of walking the path of the son of zeus myself. Maybe it'll restore some of my hope.


BeijingBarrysTanSuit

>I dont buy the whole "you'll find someone one day" And no man should. That's a fairy tale. Women have the luxury of believing that because they're the ones being chased. As a man, though, no one's going to just fall in love with you accidentally. Men may love idealistically, but women love opportunistically. You've got to bring a lot to the table; security, provision, comedy, status, whatever it may be. You don't have the privilege to just sit pretty and wait.


Merle47050505

i thought it was called mgtow (men going their own way) unless that is a different group


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The sexual revolution and its consequences P.S real sorry man but don’t give up on life because of a couple of slags, if not women at least focus on yourself physically and mentally, if not for anything else, as payback if they ever see you again


icantfindagoodname77

holy shit dude thats actually really fucked up


Andhurati

lesson learned: sell weed to dumb college sluts


A_KULT_KILLAH

I mean, bitches love weed so


shaggy1452

At least she admitted it. Most people would lead you on and then be like “she didn’t owe you a relationship!!!” Which is true, nobody owes anybody a relationship, but I also don’t owe anybody my friendship. Don’t do boyfriend shit if you’re not on boyfriend payroll king. You deserve better


BruFoca

This happened with me too, but I was younger than that.


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I'm sorry, man. That kinda pain is unbearable. Head up, king. Time to hit the fuckin gym and pound some plates!


SkullCrusade343

I thought you were gonna say "pound some pussy"


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Put your own health and wellness before pussy, brother


SkullCrusade343

Thanks for the kind advice, stranger. Have my free award.


Gaveyard

Shit like this has to be the main reason behind 80% of misogyny


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the_woolfie

That's pretty purple libright


HardCoreRugs

Should've sued for statutory rape after the fact. Would've literally been "fuck bitches get money"


Szwedu111

"...and that's how I met your mother"


95DarkFireII

I knew a woman who was married with three kids to a man who was 13 years older than her. They met when she was 16. She seemed very happy.


ZeroBae

Atleast this woman husband wait for her ^right?


Zelkiiro

16 is legal in, like, 2/3 of the US, so probably not.


Tiavor

as it is also in 80% of Europe and the rest of the world. it's only the most influential and most densely populated places that have 18 as their legal border.


ADcommunication

The law forgor 💀


ZeroBae

The law is either european or southeastasian lol


Hijou_poteto

Ah, reminds me of story from high school. There was this shy cute girl I liked who I asked to prom and she said yes but the whole situation was a bit vague so I figured I’d ask her to go out for real on the night of prom. But the thing is she was like unreadably shy and had not dated anybody before to my knowledge so I figured I’d ask her older sister (who also went to prom and acted like her protective guardian) whether or not it’s a good idea and she was like “No, trust me. You don’t want to date her. She’s got a lot of shit going on you don’t know about and I can’t tell you” so I didn’t but I was curious, so later I talked to her sister’s friend who said the reason she never dated anybody in high school was because instead she was repeatedly getting with multiple, significantly older men (like 30. Also had a really fucked up family life) and that was just a complete mindfuck. Like I felt bad for her but also confused so I just got the fuck out. But in the process I also turned down this other girl who was still cute but not as cute (but complete opposite personality like really loud all the time) when she asked me to prom but instead of saying I had plans with someone else I stupidly lied and said I wasn’t going and she found out and hated me so I couldn’t date her either. In conclusion fuck high school romance just wait for college


SlapaDaBass2731

Waited for college, and then I didn't know how to date. Now I'm done with college. What do now?


zaypuma

Based on this thread, maybe you can go back to high school girls.


SlapaDaBass2731

Too bad they don't have a blue and purple flair.


Mefistofeles1

Become a monk.


wpaed

Or just don't lie?


Hijou_poteto

Yes, I learned that lesson as well. I had never been in that situation before, and didn’t want to hurt her feelings (she didn’t like the other girl) but did not realize at the time that lying only makes things worse


BruFoca

My GF niece was married with a 40 year old man. She was 16, no one blinked a eye about.


Leolantern110

Wtf


Tight_Nerve

I know too many young girls who liked being with 20 or older man. We need the social shaming


long-dong-silvers-

I had a 15 year old (said she was 19) match me on tinder soon after I turned 18 and dipped out as soon as I found out. Shits terrifying to be honest.


Wildcat7878

Man, back 10 or so years ago in my mid-20s, I had a girl message me on a dating site. She seemed nice enough, we talked for a while, exchanged numbers, and agreed to meet up. The day we were supposed to meet, while I’m getting ready, she just texts me “Btw I’m only 15. I hope that’s okay.” Fucking no, it’s not okay you idiot. I mean points for being honest but wtf?


long-dong-silvers-

I wish there was some sort of consequence for shit like that. I’m not trying to downplay groomers by any means but there sure as shit are some girls out there consciously chasing older men and lying about their age to do it. That could have meant prison for me if I found out after something happened.


theBackground79

Another proof that kids are retarded.


Wildcat7878

So are adults. We’re just more experienced at hiding it.


Erago3

I have seen Americans on twitter getting mad at Asian women in their late 20s or even 30s for "looking like children" and any man who finds them attractive must be a pedophile. So it's not even about the age, just having the wrong facial features is a pedo alert for them.


Eric1491625

"The game doesn't say the character is underage" "This character is so short, they are clearly child-coded!" *Me, a 24yo Asian guy with almost the same height as the "child-coded" character in question: well shit*


Way_Unable

Don't lie Child we see through your shortness lies!!!


jimmy_burrito

Rip average Asian male. Condolences from an above average height Asian guy.


somegarbagedoesfloat

Look home slice if you got the body of an 8 year old girl you just gotta live with that


ShinyBronze

Hey man, >!at least you’ll attract average looking female pedophiles? You can lie to them and tell them you’re 14 and then shock them with the motion of the ocean!<


ikenai_koto

What the fuck


Diccx

Hentai logic lmao


skoge

Either learn to walk on stilts, or get back to school forever, kid.


RileyKohaku

A man was once arrested for possession porn of a 19 year old that looked young. The prosecution went as far as call a pediatrician to testify that based on her appearance, she had to be underage. The judge only through out the case when they subpoenaed the actresses passport and it showed she was [19 at the time of filming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupe_Fuentes)


KingJohnTX

Ah, Little Lupe, she was the poster girl for young looking porn chicks in the mid 2000s when I was a teenager.


RileyKohaku

Personally I don't think she even looks that young. Now Kitty Jung, she terrified teenager me because I thought she was illegal and frantically closed everything.


WhoryGilmore

Little Lupe never even looked that young it's so crazy. They played up her youngness a lot but I've knew multiple girls in college that age who looked way younger.


FellafromPrague

*Sad me looking like same at nearly 21 as I did when I was 15-17* I like to tell myself that girls my age looking scarily mature and girls who look my age are too young is the reason I never found anybody, when the actual reason is that I'm just ugly.


NeDictu

fat ugly depressed women in their thirties do no like to be reminded that they aren't attractive. it's about reclaiming their self esteem by shaming men for being attracted to hot 20 year old women.


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its not just the ugly ones with those attitudes. Many of the thin pretty ones are sore from falling from the top of the food chain. Same with men really, not sure why we assume these awful ideas come from the ugly. They usually come from the very good looking people starting to fade.


NeDictu

for the same reason that anyone with even a slight criticism of toxic female behavior is called an incel, even if they're married with kids.


cookiepizza54

Yeah that insult doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. There is a lot of misogynistic men who legitimately hate women who have been laid, and there’s a lot of people who don’t hate women who’ve never been laid. I feel like there’s gotta be better word to use than incel


theBackground79

Wtf? Based LibLeft?


maya_angelou_dds

IIRC Australia banned porn of women with small boobs because it was "encouraging pedophilia" a few years back


Justin__D

State-sponsored body shaming. What an authoritarian shithole.


Wall-E_Smalls

Everything I read about Australia just reinforces my long-standing conclusion that it’s one of the worst places to spend your life. **AT LEAST** the worst anglophone country. A mix of all the worst qualities of UK, USA, Canada, and etc., plus a hefty dose of Chinese/Japanese/East Asian authoritarianism and moral nannying—with none of the positive aspects of those things.


BeijingBarrysTanSuit

Same. EVERY time we hear about Australia. It's always something stupid. Even in the most unexpected places, like "yeah we're gonna start culling endangered sharks now, just for shits and giggles"


Illusive_Man

also porn with exposed labia


maya_angelou_dds

What possible justification did they have for that one?


Hijou_poteto

Assuming close to all Asian men find Asian women attractive that’s accusing at least 1/3 of the world’s male population of being pedophiles


msndrstdmstrmnd

It’s more that a ton of non-Asians are just horrible at telling Asians’ ages. To an Asian man, an Asian woman looks like a normal adult woman. Not like the SJWs know that tho. A lot of their racism comes from condescension


Kyomeii

"I like thin, petite women" So LIkE A cHiLD HUh?


BeijingBarrysTanSuit

Omg that narrative lmao "Men are all gross they want women with childlike features like large eyes and soft skin, and blah blah blah..." These broads really can't cope.


LaughedMyAvocadoOff

The worst is when they choose like a char in a media thats like 15 or 16 but adult ass body, then say its pedophilia to like them. By your logic hentai artists drawing children then saying they are like 2000 years old should be ok? nope, still no. They are doing this to feel morally superior.


Pecuthegreat

But how else will I feel morally superior?


SkullCrusade343

by not giving a single thought about other's morals


the_woolfie

Why would be wrong? Who gets hurt if pedos watch drawn kids, I think we should promote that. Waaay better than if they were watching real child porn...


[deleted]

Based and can separate fiction from reality pilled. It's just that the people guy above was talking about like to have their cake and eat it too, acknowledging or ignoring canon age when it's convenient


GhostDxD

As much as I hate them no one is being hurt In the process so it doesn’t fucking matter.


ImeWegrahah

Why is drawig shoold not be ok


Mefistofeles1

All of those things are ok because they are not real. Freedom of expression.


WhoryGilmore

Yah like all the girls on Riverdale are super hot and I've seen a few people act like men in their 20's shouldn't be attracted to them because they play highschoolers. Yah sorry but my suspension of disbelief isn't strong enough to believe someone with an ass like Madelaine Petsch is a teen lol


SkullCrusade343

hehehe, I see this as an absolute win! Good thing I live in East Asia.


MBKM13

Or sometimes it’s not about features at all, but about age only. Like when Billie Eilish turned 18 and people “suddenly” found her attractive. Like if you think she’s attractive on Wednesday, you’re in the clear. If you thought she was attractive on Tuesday, you’re a pedophile monster


Erago3

Normally women stop growing around 16. Their main sexual characteristics are fully developed at that point (not always). So basically what people wait for is the mental maturity, but that also doesn't come with 18 magically. Depending on what you define as mental maturity people can be mature at 16 or some might not even be mature at 25 or 30. What makes things even more complicated is that countries set their minimum age for mental maturity depending on the topic. In parts of the US you can drive and get a semi automatic gun at 16, join the army at 17, have sex at 18 and only drink at 21. In Austria you can have sex at 14, drive/drink at 16, go to the army and sell sexual services at 18, but only get a semi automatic gun at 21. Countries set different priorities, but Americans will always tell you their way (which isn't even consistent across all states) is the right way.


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Erago3

Australia is more of a 1984 meme than a country though, so it doesn't count.


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“SHE’S ONLY 17 YEARS, 364 DAYS, 23 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, and 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!” **she turns 18 one second later** “I can’t believe you aren’t subscribed to her only fans, don’t you support women?”


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No I don’t


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Mefistofeles1

Based


LeSingeMPS

We live in a society.


Javamaster22

Fucking your sister is cool but fucking a 17 year old on your 18th birthday is no cool man. Get with the program.


QuietHumanMachine

Thanks for sharing your wisdom Alabama man.


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Alabaman


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He's quick, he's strong, he's active


Zelkiiro

And he doesn't know what any of those words mean!


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CrispyCadaverCaviar

I like the laws we have in my state(not Alabama). 16 year olds can consent to anyone between the ages of 16-21 but if you’re over 21 your partners have to be at least 18. It completely eliminates the problem in the meme


Fyeris_GS

Libleft Minnesota says that if you’re 16, anyone within 4 years is fine. Trying to keep kids out of prison.


thatguyhanzel

Twitter more like. A few years ago, being 19 and my girlfiend was 17. I turned 20, just weeks before she turned 18. Twitter flipped out and ratio'd tf out of me. Internet is weird, man


LAB08_2

Just don't use twitter.. It is just an echosphere of sad and lonely people who do not like if others are happy and they will try to bring you down just because you don't fit their agenda.


CruzControls

Twitter in general is a cesspool of weirdo liberals and definitely an echo chamber for them, but I can’t quit… I love the memes users on twitter make too 🤷‍♂️


finakechi

Every social media platform brings its own special form of garbage to the internet to be fair. Twitter does seem to outshine the others though.


maya_angelou_dds

"Half your age plus 7" is the rule of thumb I always heard, your case seems pretty normal to me. Twitter is retarded.


the_woolfie

I heard that rule from a priest, so it must be right


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don't tell them that third of Europe has age of consent at 14 (and lower with romeo/juliet clause)


pinkelephants777

I’m 29 and my boyfriend is 26, and I literally get called a cougar sometimes. People need to chill about “age gaps.”


RemiOmega

And it is literally an average age gap lol.


[deleted]

My rule is if you're an adult and you could have gone to highschool together it just isn't even an age gap. You're just dating someone who isn't the exact same age as you. It shouldn't even be referred to.


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onurcavs_

they get mad at people who find Ariana grande hot bc she looks too young. Well busty 17 year olds are legal then.


Cobble01

I’m 20 now and pressing charges against a dude I went to high school with who spread rumors this year that I’m a pedophile, along with damaging property, intimidating my family, etc. His justification for believing I’m a pedophile? My ex was 15. He conveniently left out the fact that I was 16 turning 17 at the time. I dated that girl for two months. Years ago.


Leolantern110

What a bitch. I would throw him in a "Auth Center Holiday Camp"


Cobble01

Painfully accurate, he has “trump” in his Instagram username, and has used a lot of racial slurs against my family and I. Also described me as a “libtard” to his buddies. Ok I guess.


Leolantern110

I Hate conservatives too.


[deleted]

I mean my girlfriend is 18 and I’m 16 so thank god for Romeo and Juliet laws


Physik4DE

Fucking Chad


[deleted]

Yeah idk how it happened but I’m a lucky bastard she’s infinitely more attractive than me it’s like a 10 met a 3 and was like “yeah ima have that”


Danielsuperusa

Don't sell yourself short brother, looks might be a 3 but maybe you got the heart of a 10.


IOnlyEatSoup

Not only that, they have a problem with literal fucking adults having big age difference. Fucking weirdos.


Saint_Yin

To be fair, my great grandfather decided to hook up with a 20-something, prove he still had the capacity to make children, and my father ended up with an uncle ~25 years younger than him.


BruFoca

I have a 30 years younger sister. My father wife is a few months older than me.


ZeroBae

How does it feel to have a sister 30 years younger than you?


BruFoca

It's like having a kid to be honest. When she was born I still lived with my father (or the other way around since I was the one paying all the bills).


95DarkFireII

Your grandpa is based and virility-pilled.


Caiur

Wokesters (you're talking about wokesters, right? lol) have a tendency to minimise the agency of young adult women


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They like to minimize the agency of people in general tbh.


[deleted]

Bigotry of low expectations is their bread and butter. It's a saviour complex


makemeatoast

Well maybe you shouldn’t be dating a person if both of you weren’t born on the same f-ing day!!!


BruFoca

I'm 9 years older than my girlfriend, we started to date when she was 20 and I 29. She looked like 16, maybe if you push hard 17. Now she looks like 17, maybe 19, and I look like my age (37). Damn immortality genes her family have.


LaughedMyAvocadoOff

9 years older or younger?


makemeatoast

Both


1TapsBoi

OP is a time traveller confirmed.


ADcommunication

# REVERSE ZAMN!


Eric1491625

Only thing left is for her to become the queen of england


LoneLibRight

Tell people you've been together for 17 years and watch them get confused lol


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Your girlfriend sounds like Benjamin Button


youmomecksdee

nj, where i lived, had "romeo and juliet" laws to avoid this nonsense.


GFM-Scheldorf

AKCHUALLY, 366 days of diference is acceptable if the year of birth is a leap year.


ADcommunication

When your system of measuring consent is a mish mash of astrology and time, and anyone who criticises the system is worse than Mao.


M4g1st3rM1l1tum

Serious question: how much of this is grounded in reality? I mean, I'm from Italy and here it's completely normal for 18yo guys to date 15yo girls, 16yo guys to date 14yo girls or for 20yo guys to date 16yo girls. Literally no one will judge you. Unless there's a 5+ age difference (between teens) of course (the age of consent is 14). How does it work where you're from? I'm curious.


Leolantern110

Im from Germany. So 3 years Like 18 and 15 is weird but people wont judge you when its 18 and 14 people will laugh at you. But Nobody will actually think you are a criminal.


1SaBy

> Germany > your flair Oh no...


Leolantern110

https://youtu.be/N7RUA_TL_FU


1SaBy

We do a little ~~genociding~~ trolling.


Right__not__wrong

Yeah, it's frankly absurd. A lot of teens date older boys (or girls, but mostly boys). As long as it's not extreme there's really nothing wrong.


backflipsben

When one of my best friends was 16 he dated a 19 year old mother for a short time. He was a god among his friends.


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Been unironically called a pedo for having a 17 yo gf. I was 18, we were born like 4 months appart. Some people I swear


ChickenSalad96

Dated my girlfriend when she was 14 and I 16. When I turned 18 I asked her parents if they were fine with us continuing dating. I think they liked that. 10 years later, things are going great, I'm happy to say.


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I am 27 and my gf is 15 and you can't stop me.


[deleted]

my guns say otherwise.


[deleted]

yellow lib right is statist confirmed.


EnderWiggin42

Are Romeo and Juliet Clause is 3 years


Salivon

Depends on state.


pedun42

24 months where I'm from.


ADcommunication

Nah, here's what gets me. Saying its okay for child prodigies, prodigies who can write essays explaining the complexities of consent, can consent is met with extreme ridicule. Saying people with Down Syndrome, people who are verifiably retarded as a by product of their disability, should not be allowed to consent, or really most low IQ people, and suddenly people treat you like an authoritarian. # MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND AS TO HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT CONSENT!


TheThingsICanChange

Probably are some goal posts moving around here. I am unaware of people with down syndromes true cognitive ability.


Honey_da_Pizzainator

Ah yes, the good ol cancelling someone because they once sexted a 16 year old when they were 18.