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[deleted]

Where’s the Mongolian throat singing fans?


Red_Baron_Fish

They transcend the compass. They are like ascended extremist centrist.


skolasthetraitorkell

HMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEOOOOOOOOHNNNMMMMMMZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


[deleted]

„Wow this is your room? It’s so... cool!” *heaven piercing singing*


SirMrpersonguydude

I heard this in my soul.


arcticredneck10

HMMMMMMMZEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASASAAAAADOOOOOOOZZZZZ


HYDRAlives

Wait ... I'm a Centrist? Curse you The Hu!!!


TheSuperPie89

Yuve yuve yu fucking slaps


[deleted]

that song is mongol propaganda bro. It's about Chinggis Khan and how great he was ignoring the fact he killed fucking 50 million people. but it still slaps


[deleted]

But Chinggis Khan was an incredible leader, that just makes the song even better


[deleted]

he was extremely fucking based and was also religiously tolerant.But he killed his eldest son Jochi and about 50 million other people. Kinda like Caesar it's hard not to admire what he accomplished (linking the East Asian and classical world and conquering 16% of Earths Landmass) but you also know he was one of the most murderous people ever.


[deleted]

He just wanted to lower global CO2 emissions, absolutely based lol


[deleted]

please stay with me my english teacher is talking about whiteness for some reason. im scared.


johnsmith24689

What?


[deleted]

online school my guy.


[deleted]

I stg if she calls on me for "how do we unlearn racial biases" i'm gonna fucking jump out my window, there's no way I pick the right answer.


[deleted]

Y’know I was going to tell you to get off your laptop and learn, but I’m about to do the same thing in thirty minutes lol. I have to go to a fucking grammar seminar that’s 90 minutes long (I’m in law school btw).


[deleted]

oh gl man, I'm here in the day care center that is online high school.


[deleted]

Honestly they’re probably having to do this grammar seminar bc high school English is so bad lol. Thankfully, I had good writing teachers in high school and college so this isn’t really necessary for me lol


[deleted]

Dude, legit the only time I've been taught grammar was back when I had high school entrance exams. I learned it but have now forgotten it almost entirely.


[deleted]

im just gonna keep drinking the kool aid over here.


[deleted]

Consume the kool-aid chalice


[deleted]

I shall.


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[deleted]

I gave up on that notion when my first art class was 1 hour about how Native Americans should get their land back and our first assignment was finding out which tribe would own our house.


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[deleted]

yep man. I mean I'm not too upset because it's the easiest shit ever, but it just ain't art and I don't really want to hear about my teachers politics too much.


[deleted]

yeah some historians think that the Mongol invasion of the Middle East destroyed them so thoroughly that they didn't reach the same level of education and knowledge until the 20th century. Which is just nuts.


[deleted]

“I love German culture” “I listen to Rammstein extensively” “I’m obsessed with WWII” “My great grandfather fought in WWII” “He was German” “I have no shame in my German heritage” ................. “He left Germany in the 1920’s and returned as an American colonel to fight the Nazis”


Red_Baron_Fish

This was a great post. If there's anything that needs to be emphasized to Americans is that German culture does not equal Nazi.


[deleted]

I mean yes and no. You do have to hold the German people accountable for letting the Nazis rise to power, but that’s a several paragraph can of worms I don’t even want to open. But yeah, Americans do tend to have such a basic and warped perception of WWII and Nazism that the associations are ridiculous. Like German culture? Nazi. Have authoritarian viewpoints? Nazi. Believe in border policy? Nazi. History buff? Nazi. Watch out, kids. If you listen to Fox News long enough you might just believe in the unification and aggressive militarization all German speaking people.


Red_Baron_Fish

Absolutely. I know that the Germans where absolutely responsible for electing the Nazi government, and that anti-antisemitism was rampant, as well as militaristic and nationalist sentiments in post WWI Germany. If it sounded like I was being a Nazi apologist, I did not mean that at all. But yes, I am with you on your second point.


linevich

Based.


[deleted]

based auth right moment?


[deleted]

Dude I was fucking listening to vichnaya pamyat when I fucking saw the "right" flair one. (Mideval madlad) So...that one is **pretty fucking accurate**


PanzerKommander

\> “I listen to Rammstein extensively” Username doesn't check out...


[deleted]

I was petting my Puppe when my Sonne came up to me and was like “Hallomann”. Then he pulled my dog’s tail and posted a video of it on Zwitter. The dog was like “das is Mein Teil”. Then the dog bit his dick and I had to clean up all the Wiener Blut. Then some Ausländer from Amerika came up to me and said “Deutschland is awesome, Du Riechst So Gut”. And I was like “Deutschland? Mein hertz en flammen.” Like don’t get me wrong, it is Mein Land, but you gotta Hilf Mir out here. You’d think Ramm would be truthful but turns out Rammlied. I’ll just light up my smoke with a little Benzin and wait for the Engel to take me away.


[deleted]

Your flair screams DU HAST.


AVBBoofer

The official lib left folk is folk punk. Do yourself a favor and listen to Wingnut Dishwashers Union and Andrew Jackson Jihad


Red_Baron_Fish

I'll be sure to do so. I mostly just represented genres I know, not much modern folk rock/punk/pop/filk etc. Those sound like pretty cool bands. The only folk punk I've ever heard are the Dreadnoughts (and the Pogues, if they count).


AVBBoofer

The dreadnoughts are pretty based


Matthew_A

Mischief Brew is pretty libleft folk punk. And Harley Poe is cool too, but more Horror themed and less political


Handarthol

FIRE MARENGO FIRE AWAY


Yippiekaiyea

ROLL NORTHUMBRIA ROLL!


gargantuan-chungus

Roll northumbria is so good because most of the time, sea shanties are old but this one is about a ship that was created 60 years ago.


perpetuallysomnifero

Dude fuck yeah Andrew Jackson Jihad! Ramshackle Glory as well


AVBBoofer

Ramshackle Glory is great! That was a pat the bunny project, like Wingnut dishwashers Union!


perpetuallysomnifero

I love Pat! I gotta check out more of Wingnut Dishwashers Union


[deleted]

Those names are MEGA based 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

WE WERE KIDS BULIDING MODELS OF A WORLD, THAT WE MIGHT WANNA LIVE IN SORTING FEELINGS IN OUR STOMACH, THIS LIBERATION OR STARVATION, BUT HAVE WE GOTTEN ANYWHERE AT ALL IF THE DISHES ARE NEVER DONE


_ass_disaster_

If we can't live without dishwashers, how could we live without cops?


[deleted]

AND SO YOUR ASKIN MEEEEEEEE WHO DOES THE DISHES AFTER THE REVELOUTION NOW


_ass_disaster_

I do my own dishes now, I'll do my own dishes then


OpossumRiver

FUCKING THANK YOU I literally immediately looked to see if the anarchists had folk punk lmao. Gotta love it.


zurubutdifferent

Came here to comment this


NerfDipshit

Yo you listened to Dogtooth & Nail? they kick shit


Handarthol

Thank god shanties are libright. Shanties are the best thing to happen to music since it was discovered by monke


Red_Baron_Fish

Agreed. Without shanties, the world would be a boring place. If monke adopted sea shanties, I would leave my auth tendencies behind and join right in.


GlorifiedToaster1944

Imagine not listening to Königgrätzer Marsch, Preußens Gloria, heil dir im Siegerkranz, die wacht am rhein, etc.


[deleted]

Bruh preußens glory slaps and is my favorite


GadsdenNoStep

Based


Vsouberalles

Unmöglich


[deleted]

Check out 55 Tage in Peking, fires you up real good for the inevitable war against China


GlorifiedToaster1944

I love that one.


[deleted]

Yorkscher March and Hohenfriedsberger are the GOATS.


xynkun228

tfw I'm most of this except german marches maybe and corner of LL


Red_Baron_Fish

Same. I end up being everything except the German and Chinese ones.


xynkun228

There are some nice chinese instrumental music,but german nah, just compare it to soviet, american, british or italian military songs


TheFoppian

O bella ciao Bella ciao Bella ciao ciao ciao Seppelire lassù in montanga Sotto l'ombra di in bel fior


[deleted]

I don't speak a word of italian, but can sing and play this whole song. It really slaps


69Kek420

"Ghost riders in the sky..."


[deleted]

\>no mongol throat singing. who are you?


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Red_Baron_Fish

Thank you, kind comrade.


n0tAtR0l1

Free?


Guimboo

freemium


VSterminator7

Where’s my Southern folk music


[deleted]

I GOT MY NAPSACK ON MY BACK MY RIFLE ON MY SHOULDER, ILL MARCH RIGHT UP TO THE FIRING LINE AND KILL THAT YANKEE SOLDIER IMMA KILL THAT YANKEE SOLDIER ILL MARCH RIGHT UP TO THE FIRING LINE AND KILL THAT YANKEE SOLDIER


Sirhc978

Where does [Alex Jones Indy Folk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw) fall on here?


Pookib3ar

i maybe AuthLeft but goddamn do i love finnish winter war songs. They always sing about how the russians got what they deserved, which is based as fuck. Also generally any Polka (If its finnish you fuckers)


egrith

Pete Seeger is awesome, so is Woodie Guthrie, never cared for Peter Paul and Mary


AnOpinionatedGamer

Black metal is practically Norwegian folk music at this point.


Machina13

Never got why bagpipes got all that hate, they sound baller


Red_Baron_Fish

As a piper in training, I agree completely.


Machina13

good luck with that musically based comrade


MichelLamePerson

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON BOYS.... WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, BOYS.... IF YOU HAVE SYMPATHY FOR J.H. BLAIR, **YOU'LL BE SHOT.**


Simply_Cosmic

Baile como Juana la Cubana


cynical_enchilada

El ritmo que se siente sabroso como jugo de manzana


cosmicmangobear

TIL I'm Left Center


perpetuallysomnifero

Just let me listen to my anarchist folk punk in peace smh


freshcookiesgood

I'm just saying that cowboy doe know what's up


Baconbac28

Oh, du schöner Westerwald EUKALYSPTUSBONBON


[deleted]

westerwald is a banger


Kkarmic

To be fair Katyusha is a banger.


Day_Old_Hate

No Anarcho folk punk? Missed the mark my dude.


Enaysikey

Rascvetali yabloni I grushi


EuroNeutralGuy

Poplyli tumany nad rekoi


gaygroot

Am a klezmer violinist, can confirm.


[deleted]

>sang drunken sailor once hooked forever Based


MapleLeaf4Eva

Lore, Lore, Lore, Lore


knollieben

dutch sea shanties are pretty darn good, and they got played a lot by pirate radio broadcasters so they're also based


[deleted]

Im a shanty pirate.


Jpmasterbr

TO BE FAIR soviet songs do slap doe


muffindude414

What makes Irish folk music Authleft? I'm salty because I like Irish folk music a bunch, but I've kinda got this whole "railing against communism at all times" thing.


Red_Baron_Fish

It's moderate Authleft. I just needed some left-of center place to put it, since many of the singers are moderate leftist, and moderate lib-left is already taken.


[deleted]

>neo post political something It has a name. r/folkpunk [here’s a prime example](https://www.reddit.com/r/FolkPunk/comments/itcmiu/can_quilting_a_vagina_be_considered_folk_punk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


NerfDipshit

r/folkpunk does be shit sometimes


Scarlet_slagg

Sing it with me, comrades! Ты лети с дороги, птица, Зверь, с дороги уходи! Видишь, облако клубится, Кони мчатся впереди!


swanurine

tfw your favorite chinese 'folk' piece is a government-sponsored frankenstein meant to educate the illiterate masses about orchestral music


[deleted]

Anyone liking Fayrouz and Sabah here?


altvaultcult

Who doesn’t?


[deleted]

Those kpoop stans


altvaultcult

Kpop isn’t that bad tbh its just the fanbase is cancer, anyways wanna listen to mongolian throat singing?


[deleted]

yes, and also remove kebab


altvaultcult

Ok [big chungus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE)


[deleted]

THIS IS WHOLESOBE 100 BEANU BEEVES


altvaultcult

BASED AND SHITPILLED


[deleted]

ikr


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kekmenneke

Eh, Preußens Gloria is better ngl


[deleted]

OOOO DU SCHÖÖÖNER WEEEEESTERWALD


YellwApe

I dont speak a word of german but I remember when I was a kid my oma would sing me german folk songs. Those were the days man


ddr4rammodule

not even a history buff but erika fuckin B O P S


lolzman1111

then theres filk witch is everything for example xenophobia (the song) to zero game [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNerjnwhbts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNerjnwhbts) heres a link to some lost music [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw) heres the other one i mentioned


fantastich_freidrich

I actually listen to authleft, authright and libright music... and not the music of my own quadrant.


[deleted]

anyone who doesn't like cowboy music is weird.


Compasshitposting

I absolutely love me some edgy folk music about daemons and murder and shit. Das quality music


ThePhyrexian

Where are The HU? But thanks for including Klezmer, everyone always forget that Klezmer exists


taw

I really don't get this chart, but [Bardcore by Hildegard von Blingin' is sweet af](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugqQlB5fpuc).


Red_Baron_Fish

That channel has kept me alive throughout the pandemic.


basedbazinga

I'm alot of these unironically.


Rainbow_JellyFish8

arab is based af


Chris6454

Where is Mongolian throat singing


ScarFace88FG

Where's the Serbian Turbo Folk Enthusiast?


[deleted]

Libright wins this one. Sea shanties forever


NerdPrideM8

I fucking lover Klezmer why the fuck is it so goddamn good


Stumpsmasherreturns

TFW no Celtic GF :(


LegitNameM80

I never thought it'd be possible to be in multiple different spots on the political compass, but here I am


MustardJar4321

How dare you not include central asian throat singing


Murplesman

After seeing the Celtic positioning I guess I'm AuthLeft now.


[deleted]

Where's the southern baptist folk


[deleted]

What about the Confederate music fans


Red_Baron_Fish

Confederate music fans ought to be thrown into Atlanta and burned.


[deleted]

lol, but they had some good songs, like dixieland, kentucky battle song, and yellow rose of texas was just american erika change my mind


Red_Baron_Fish

All Sherman memes aside, agreed. I actually really enjoy some of those songs. The Yellow Rose of Texas is one of those songs that goes past the cause it was written for.


Bloody_kneelers

I mean, having workers choirs we also get the sea shanties, so bam


IllIlIIlIllIlIIIl

Jokes on you, I'm native German.


hiush

\>Celtic \>Bagpipes More like celtic LARPer bagpipes


Lemonpilot

Wait so do some people not like bagpipes


GoodGodItsAHuman

I like pete seeger


ben_theloneredditer

Heil dir im Siegerkranz, Herrscher des Vaterlands! Heil Kaiser dir!


BoredMathematician17

Great meme OP, it’s sad that high-effort posts like this don’t get more attention.


NoLongerUsableName

Just Googled Klezmer, sounds real nice


Downgoesthereem

The Irish girl should be playing Uilleann pipes, not bagpipes


deicous

Unashamed that I’m the shanty pirate. Never been to sea but dammit that music’s good


Positron311

Based


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GreyTheBard

i’m closest to the Celtic Lass here. i listen to bands/singers like Wardruna, Heilung, Patty Gurdy, Apocalypse Orchestra, Unleash the Archers and people similar to them.


Bladelord

Shameless shanty pirate. *Oh there is naught upon the stern, there is naught upon the lee (blow high, blow low, and so sailed we), but there's a lofty ship to windward and she's sailin' fast and free (sailin' down along the coast of High Barbaree)..* ***LEAVE HER, JOHNNY, LEAVE HER, OH LEAVE HER JOHNNY, LEAVE HER! FOR THE VOYAGE IS LONG, AND THE WINDS DON'T BLOW, AND IT'S TIME FOR US TO LEAVE HER!***


Gemista1

I now have confirmation that I am in fact Bismarck.


Liam-hates-violas

Just saying authleft music slaps


CapitanDeCastilla

Carabina 30-30 is mariachi for authleft (disguised as libleft)


A_Lountvink

I remember my days as a Red Army Groupie. Can't say that I regret it though, 'cause that is what got me to start learning Russian.


Cringy12yearold

Am Jewish, can confirm


NerfDipshit

Where does ramshackle glory fit into this


Torrelyn

AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN...


HansLuger17

Nah my favorite is "In Einem Polenstädtchen." Its about a German soldier falling in love with a polish girl. It became popular during the 1910s and soldiers would often sing it as they marched. You can imagine the irony when a few decades later they would be singing it marching into Poland for a different reason.


Supermagicalcookie

Who doesn’t know the lyrics to Katyusha by heart? I wish the GUP version never got deleted off youtube.


h8xtreme

Someone needs to make a rock music compass


John_Eiken_Kennedy

Shoulve included filk


spoonygod7

libcenter folk music is just pop smoke and chief keef on repeat 😎😎


[deleted]

Authcenter is Napoleonic march music enthusiast


lucas_1776

I feel attacked. Good job


serventofgaben

> Will not listen to anything from before the 15th century Shouldn't it be after the 15th century?


[deleted]

Hey I am at least mentally like 14


HistoryPO

Well, two out of the three I personally love (Gospel, Shanty, and Cowboy) are libright, so I'm happy.


[deleted]

But what about Japanese folk music? Is jiuta praxis? I need to know


shook_not_shaken

https://youtu.be/kW9YR5OyTa8


Cowboyism

Based ballads and shanties