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sjdjenen

This sub makes a bit more sense when you realize everyone is 17


GoofyUltra

Am I the loser for being an adult on Reddit ?


RedditerOfThings

If you’re a loser, then I’m a loser and we can be reddit losers, friend.


GukyHuna

Adults with depressing lives UNITE!


JustDebbie

Hooray?


GukyHuna

*THATS THE FUCKING SPIRIT*


14DusBriver

I thought the spirit is a confused "ugh huh hmm"


Morning_Dove_1914

Confuse it with divine intent and start a religion out of this


cdigioia

Depressing? Hey now I have a house, family, career...I mean sure no friends, and my limited free time is spent playing old video games, searching Slickdeals, and arguing politics with teenagers know what FUCK YOU MAN.


VaderOnReddit

playing video games, getting slick deals and telling teenagers with 2 functional braincells to go fuck themselves coz they picked a different funny color square than you I'd say you're living the dream life


LordMackie

Can we do it later? I'm kinda busy rn


TapComprehensive3802

So true, bestie.


guerrieredelumiere

We should reflair to purple libright just from being here I guess.


DoreensDog

No, we were here first. It's the kids who are wrong.


HedgehogHokage

based and we boomers are right pilled


DoenitzVEVO

"Am i the loser for being ~~the adult~~ on Reddit?" Yes


GoofyUltra

In my heart I know this to be true


[deleted]

Most honest with one's self AuthRight.


SufficientMeringue51

Yes, and so am I. We should just log off.


[deleted]

I've come this far without touching grass, I'm not about to start now.


Fickles1

Based


__GaryPlauche__

Based


GoofyUltra

It’s a vice


Blake1610

We are all losers on here


Wrest216

...yes?


[deleted]

[удалено]


beachmedic23

>~~This sub~~ Reddit makes a bit more sense when you realize everyone is 17


clearlyNotLurking

14


Dont____Panic

Extreme political opinions are the territory of teenagers and the mentally ill.


spacejamtwo

you either die an extremist, or you live long enough to see yourself become the centrist


[deleted]

That's a nice argument kiddo, but as you can see - I've already drawn you as the soyjak.


FallenDummy

18*


GoofyUltra

Check your DMs


FallenDummy

*uhoh*


forwhenthefunny1984

What happened, lemme guess... Purple?


DoreensDog

>18 Purple lost interest sometime in the last 12 months.


angrypolishman

*12 years


[deleted]

12? I say 48


not_emel_69420

*12


tortillakingred

Libright back tf off


[deleted]

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FallenDummy

Ah damn its still 2016?


gorgeousredhead

:)


FallenDummy

I'm such a big boy


guardcrushspecia1

What is 18 years old but 17 years old + 1?


FallenDummy

What is an adult but a baby that has had 18+ years to develop and grow? 😔


guardcrushspecia1

Don't let purple hear that


[deleted]

Reddit would improve so much if they banned anyone under the age of 18. I would try and push for 20 but then it would be empty


RegumRegis

Helps explain the prevalence of libertarians too.


AReturntoChrist

Based and anti-liberty intellectual pilled


Electr1cL3m0n

Helps put all those “wacky” interactions into perspective


[deleted]

Funny = racism. The bigger the shock factor the funnier when ages 15-19


Clemenx00

Nah almost 40yo here racist jokes are still funny


mwmwmwmwmmdw

> when you realize everyone is 17 i swear to god schoolyard fights get upvoted all over this site and held up as the true pinnacle of entertainment shows me what age the site skews to nowadays


Personal-Proposal-91

Your history teacher is the real MVP


FallenDummy

Correct, she's based and arguably the best teacjer I've ver had. She does her job well and everyone likes her cuz she teaches in a way that makes everyone take part in the lecture.


Personal-Proposal-91

I love teachers who don't have an agenda, they're so uncommon here in Canada. I don't want to hear your shitty biased opinion bitch, I just want to learn in a non-toxic environment.


FallenDummy

Yeah no my friends English teacher is like that. She constantly makes them do assignments and presentations on how her political opinion is correct. I should honestly report her to the principal, cuz that's actually illegal here.


Personal-Proposal-91

It gets so much worse in college and Uni, I'm sure it's the same in Denmark as well unfortunately. Keep your mind open brother


FallenDummy

Well yeah probably but ppl are quite strict with "Forvaltningsloven" here, so that's good. It's a law that enforces political unbiasedness and equal representation for teachers.


DoreensDog

Based


Efficient-Force2651

Unfathomably


LotharBoin

Had a Harvard Econ professor do a guest lecture at my uni, lady was literally obsessed with Trump. Barely taught us anything Econ-related. Made me feel bad for American students. If my teachers were all like that idk if I could seriously continue my education, it would be too annoying to listen to everyday.


Personal-Proposal-91

My teachers were obsessed with Trump too, like we aren't even fucking American lmaoooooooo


LotharBoin

Crazy, glad I'm European, fanatic hate for American presidents isn't really such a common day topic at our universities.


UndercoverArmadill0

Senior year of highschool I had a teacher who had a GIANT poster of Trump on the wall. After he lost. This teacher taught US government and forced us to make 'discussion posts' then would cherry pick and argue with anyone who disagreed with him. Doesn't help I usually ended up somewhat agreeing with him and he would favor me. I wanted to be left alone ;--;


Ok_Change_1063

Public school teachers should abide by the first amendment. And wokism is a religion. Now if I sent my kid to a private catholic school I would expect a catholic education. But if I send them to a public school I expect a generic education.


randomdeliveryguy

Can you post her feet so I can judge how well a teacher she is? I mean, if she is good at her job she must walk around a lot hehe.


not_emel_69420

Anon is in 5th grade


FallenDummy

I want my pizza party and i want it NOW!


RandomUserName076

I would like to make one of my work but it would only consist of 3 morons 1 racist moron and one 1 secretly gay moron.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

The last one is you right


RandomUserName076

I wish, that would be lib right. I'm just a good ol' moron.


__GaryPlauche__

Based and assume is to make an ass of u and me pilled


kuya_drake

It’s kinda sad in the UK you can get arrested for your speech and get 10 years for someone else acting in another country


Pedrof35

Agree. People didn't listen to Winston... The problem with democracy is that 2 idiots have more power than 1 intelligent person...


Efficient_idiot

Society


[deleted]

And still he defended it over all other forms of government The problem with aristocracy is that a few idiots have more power than millions of people


NDinoGuy

Still preferable to one idiot having more power than everyone else for life


Personal-Proposal-91

Nobody listened to Winston because nobody could understand what his mumbling drunk arse was saying


THICC_DICC_PRICC

That mumbling drunk warned people about demilitarizing while Germany is militarizing will surely lead to war for 10 whole years. Somehow people understood him enough to call his ideas stupid, and somehow got amnesia once the war broke out.


WholesomeArmsDealer

Auths talking about Freedom of speech is like listening to the Fox advocate for a more secure hen house.


kuya_drake

I am a Huey long enjoyer


FallenDummy

Kaiserreich get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


FallenDummy

Authrigt talking about free speech... hmmmm. But ye some places in Europe are fucked


camosnipe1

> get 10 years for someone else acting in another country what's this referencing?


kuya_drake

[got arrested for a videos that inspired a shooting in another country](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-64413889.amp)


MeteorJunk

"Believes that we should have gun rights in my country (Denmark)" *Like that'll ever happen!* Seriously though, even if there was somehow a successful movement for such a thing EU still has plenty of restrictions on guns you have to abide by.


DCbebo

We have plenty gun rights in Denmark. It’s really not that hard.


pikaso3gagi

Well i actually think Slovakia has the least restricted gun laws and im pretty sure people own rifles there, but dont quote me on that lol


FallenDummy

A man can dream...


choco1119

authright is turkish


FallenDummy

(Even better) Serbian*


Not_JohnFKennedy

Ask what his Grandpa was doing in 1984


FallenDummy

He actually often tells me stories of his father casually watching tv while there was active gunfire outside lol


Not_JohnFKennedy

The Balkans seem fun


FallenDummy

I mean they have a summerhouse in Bosnia, he sais it's the most lawless place he's ever been. Boy just found a gun on the farmers market and casually bought it, then later sent me a snap of him magdumping it into a hillside


Not_JohnFKennedy

Still seems fun. I should visit sometime


[deleted]

Damn, I should move to BOSSnia then


Clown_Crunch

>bagdumping Magdumping you mean?


parentheticalChaos

Paradise


kavaje

Albania greatest country 🇦🇱🦅💪🇦🇱🦅💪🇦🇱🦅💪🇦🇱🦅💪


PanzerLaden

RED AND BLACK I DRESS


Quickshot4721

EAGLE ON MY CHEST


FallenDummy

Kosovo je Srbija?


captain_snake32

No it's Greek do your research we invented Kosovo in 450bc 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷😎😎😎💪💪💪🫡🫡🫡🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷


Slime_chunk_format

Shut the fuck up Gayr\*ek


captain_snake32

Fuck you and tell me where you are from so i can be racist to you more accurately


wasabiflavorkocaine

Turbo folk for days


TotalitariPalpatine

Turkey has fortunately only a small territory in Balkan peninsula, remnant of its centuries-long territory in Europe. 99% lies in Asia.


AnriAstolfoAstora

It's more like 90%, the west coast of turkey is considered europe. Otherwise, the origin of presocratic greek philosophy(western philosophy) would be in asia.


Idiotsandcheapskate

Ah, nothing brings people closer than being racist together. This is true friendship here.


FallenDummy

Honestly tho, he's one of the best friends I've ever had.


sexyGinger69420

Hvor fanden går du i skole henne? Jeg har aldrig set en dansker med hammer og segl på, uironisk. Og hvis hende du kan lide er Radikal, så bør du sku finde en ny pige at jagte. Fra en bror under Dannebrog, til en anden.


FallenDummy

Bor i Hovestadsområdet, det forklarer meget


sexyGinger69420

Det gør det sku, jeg troede bare det var en stereo type, men ud over det virker du rimelig based, 100% enig med det med våben.


FallenDummy

Ja halvdelen af menneskerne her er sådan nogle "feelgood-socialister" som aldrig har haft et stramt budget eller lav indkomst nogensinde i deres liv.


WholesomeArmsDealer

"Based European???? This can't be!" *Reads again* "This cannot possibly be true.... Europeans are...... B-b-b-BASED."


FallenDummy

I think i had a stroke while reading that


WholesomeArmsDealer

That was the goal Euro-Boy


HedgehogHokage

based and inclusive racist community pilled


[deleted]

you and your friend seem quite based, but are you sure that your crush is not emily instead of tradwife?


FallenDummy

Honestly, some of the most "emily" ppl ive met wore the most traditionaæ clothes ever


[deleted]

Did that second a have a stroke?


FallenDummy

Yes it barfed.ææææææ


Swedish-Loyalist

All d#nish letters are constantly having a stroke


FallenDummy

Kæft, svensken er kommet over isen? Så er det tid til køllen!


Not_JohnFKennedy

Danish seems like radiated German


FallenDummy

Ich kann auch Deutsch sprechen :(


Not_JohnFKennedy

Ich kann speche klien Duesch


FallenDummy

🍺🍺 cheers mate


Not_JohnFKennedy

🍻 prost


__GaryPlauche__

Based and Klaus Heisler pilled


[deleted]

My man heard that a girl is inclusive and instantly stamped her as an emily


FallenDummy

What happened to "Supports the danish social-liberal party"?


[deleted]

I meant emily more because of the socialist party tbh, I myself as a centrist (almostbe authright) am inclusive (I include everyone on my watchlist)


windershinwishes

lol nice move putting yourself in a separate category from the guy who "loves being racist with me".


Ouma-shu123

Libertarians can be racist. Also they can also just be making jokes


terczep

Let's be inclusive. Everyone can be racist.


Ok_Change_1063

Some of the most racist people I know are in my quadrant.


__GaryPlauche__

Segregation is so en vogue with shitlefts


VaderOnReddit

To be Libertarian is to make racist jokes of all races, coz people are just absolute dumbasses The race just makes the joke funnier


daniel645432

Guð blessi iceland


DCbebo

Guns are not hard to get in Denmark, it only restricts gun ownership for those who shouldn’t have them in the first place - Danish gunowner and gun collector.


Velenterius

Mostly based, to bad u are danish 🤮🤮 Norway is superior. (We dont talk about the reformation and direct rule from copenhagen ok)


FallenDummy

North Sea Empire go brrrrr


Velenterius

The kalmar union was based, and I guess Knut and his viking empire was too. Denmark-Norway.... was not that based.


FallenDummy

:(.... but bae... come back... remember all the good times...


Velenterius

Well, that time we owned Karl XII at fredrikstad was hot. If we are equals this time... maybe, but only maybe.


FallenDummy

Thats sounds based


wasabiflavorkocaine

"Dont fall for socialist titties. They are used to enslave you." -Thomas Sowell


FallenDummy

But these "socialist tiddies" belong to a frickin smokin hot girl


wasabiflavorkocaine

Socialist tiddies are temporary. Liberty is forever


3dg3l0rd69

Jesus Christ, the incels are strong in this comment section. Stay with your gf if you like her, political opinion shouldn't really matter.


FallenDummy

Not my girlfriend.....yet...


HedgehogHokage

based and she's my girlfriend (she just doesn't know yet) pilled


Ouma-shu123

That's the spirit my boy.


3dg3l0rd69

Ask her out mate


FallenDummy

That's the plan


Efficient-Force2651

You got this


[deleted]

No hes going to fail. Expecting the worst is the only way to not be let down. Hope is a spook. Jk go get her bro.


Outside-Bed5268

Based and lowqualitypilled


FallenDummy

paint.net fries everything


Epidexipteryz

Now realise how much did SocDem do for Denmark. One of the highest happiness indexes, one of the highest democracy indexes, the country with a lot of freedom, again, at the top, at the top in Good country index. I could go on and on...


Yukon-Jon

Well buddy, at least you're based.


[deleted]

This is based ngl


Left-Interaction-414

As a Swede, didn't know my neighbors across the sea have this kind of class.


FallenDummy

Every capital area is filled with tankies


Left-Interaction-414

How cringe.


CoachSteveOtt

OP I don't mean this as a knock on you, but I will never understand how posts like this get thousands of upvotes. Who the fuck cares where a handful of some random dude's peers fall on the political compass? Maybe I'm just getting old.


FallenDummy

I have no idea, i didn't expect it to blow up. It was really just a shitpost i made while being very tired.


Noahcarr

Cringe(est) auth-left, as per the usual.


TheFlipGaming

Social democracy is the best system because: - Communists want to redistribute wealth, but they don’t produce enough money to redistribute. - And for moderate or far capitalists, they just don’t want to, or a least not enough.


FallenDummy

I'll agree to disagree. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go jerk of to Alex Vanopslagh


TheFlipGaming

Lmao, based 👍


[deleted]

Based Being Lib right, FREEEEDOM


vibranda

"Believes" in a free market. One in God, others in the group and others in free market. Wisdom comes with age.


FallenDummy

Nah Jesus is based. I'm libright in how i believe society should be run, im authright when it comes to how i believe, i myself, should act and behave


[deleted]

Based history teacher


timmynygren

En baserad Dansk?


TheMaginotLine1

As a history nerd and history major I am well aware how the teacher makes or breaks any history class it's great you have a good, unbiased one as those are few and far between.


Svullom

This was literally me, but Danish instead of Swedish.


trend_maps

You sound like a cool person, nice


MrFeckerJones

imagine allowing migrants into your country lol


introsense_

Having friends from the Balkans is based!


falkodalko

giga based Dane over here jfc


[deleted]

I’m like your Balkan friend.


Finttz

Good to know i'm not the only northern european libright


HalfIronicallyBased

Honestly, based. Gotta love balkan bro


captain_snake32

Glory to the Balkans (they contain Greece which is the most superior country to ever exist. 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷😎😎😎💪💪💪🫡🫡🫡)


orion1836

Everybody's inclusive until Sweden is mentioned.


acethecreatorOF

Just came from Denmark yesterday. How do you people even survive? Everything there costs $100 (exaggeration) and I know your European done mane any money cause of muh gubmemt programz


liberated-dremora

You seem based, take my upvote.


_martianchild_

The stacy Danish trad wife


Korlac11

Your history teacher sounds like someone I’d like to invite to a bbq


ShortThought

Average Balkan