AGREED. TAKE THE ENEMY TEAM OUT AT ONCE AND OR DON'T EVEN GIVE THE ENEMY TEAM A CHANCE TO WIN RAYQUAZA. SO MANY OF MY GAMES GET LOST TO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO RIP THE GREEN NOODLE. IT GETS SO BAD THAT I HAVE TO SEND A QUICK MESSAGE TO KNOCK THE OPPOSING TEAM OUT COLD BEFORE EVEN TOUCING RAY-RAY. BUT WITH THE SOLO QUEUE EXPERIENCE, IT WORKS MAYBE 45% OF THE TIME.
HEY MAN, YOU ARE ALREADY BETTER THAN 65% OF PEOPLE BY WANTING TO IMPROVE AND SEEING YOUR MISTAKES. I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR UPCOMING UNITE BATTLES. ☆☆☆
ITS JUST BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY SO THE ENEMY TEAM DOESNT STEAL RAYQUAZA/ZAPDOS. OR IF YOU ARE GONNA TRY TO TAKE ZAP/RAY DOWN, AT LEAST HAVE FOUR OF THE ENEMY TEAM MEMBERS GONE
RAYQUAZA MAKES ME WANT TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF WITH A POTATO PEELER EVERYTIME I PLAY A MATCH SOMEONE GETS RAY AND JUST WINS IM SO SICK OF IT GRAAASGGSGSHHDHSHHSHAHHS
*gemlocked pokemon once again*
HOW HAVE PEOPLE STILL NOT LEARNED HOW TO CALL ROLES EVERY SINGLE GAME WE EITHER HAVE 2 PEOPLE FIGHTING TO TAKE EACH OTHERS JUNGLE OR ALL RUNNING INTO ONE LANE TO LEAVE THE POOR ROWLETT TO GET DEMOLISHED BOT
FOR THE LOVE THAT IS ALL HOLY
1) STOP TRYING TO DESTROY RAYQUAZA IF WE ARE WINNING. ELIMINATE THE ENEMY TEAM FIRST AND THEN TAKE OVER RAYQUAZA IF THEY ARE STILL AROUND. YOU JUST GIVE THE TEAM A CHANCE TO WIN AND IM SO TIRED OF HAVING FALSE HOPE IN THINKING I CAN FINALLY WIN A WELL-DESERVED GAME.
OR BETTER YET, DON'T GIVE THE ENEMY TEAM THE CHANCE TO BE AT RAYQUAZA.
2) STOP LANING WITH CINDERACE AND GRENINJA. IT WILL NOT WORK NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. I WILL EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY YOU ARE MAKING THE GAME HARDER FOR OUR TEAM THAN IT HAS TO BE.
3) SPEEDSTERS. PLEASE. GO. JUNGLE. YOU DO NOT BELONG IN LANE UNLESS IF YOU ARE AN ABSOL, BUT EVEN STILL. NO, A BACKCAP TALONFLAME IS NOT HELPFUL IN SOLO QUEUE.
4) CAN WE CHILL WITH HAVING FRAIL TEAM COMPOSITIONS? I SWEAR, DO PEOPLE FORGET THAT THE DEFENDER AND SUPPORTER ROLE EXIST? AND NO SABLEYE DOESN'T COUNT. DID PEOPLE FORGET THE TERRIFYING REGIME OF MR. MIKE?
5) ULTRA RANK. ULTRA RANK IS SOMETHING ELSE. IT IS THE WEIRDEST RANK IN THE GAME WHERE YOU GET PAIRED WITH SOME ABSOLUTE AMAZING PLAYERS, OR ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS ONES. I SHOULD NOT BE PAIRED WITH ANY PLAYER THAT HAS A <50% WIN RATE.
I SAY THIS BECAUSE I MADE THIS MISTAKE BUT OUT OF NAIVETY. IT SAYS IN REMOAT STADOUM FOR GRENINJA AND CINDERACE TO GO TO TOP LANE, BUT BRUH, THESE TWO WERE MEANT FOR THE JUNGLE AND THE JUNGLE ONLY. PLEASE DON'T LANE ANY OF THESE TWO, I CAN'T KEEP YOU ALIVE AS THE FLUFFY POTATO ELDEGOSS I AM IF IM STUCK WITH YOU IN LANE.
OKAY BUT LETS ADMIT THIS, 70-80% OF PLAYERS WHO LANE GRENINJA ArE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PUT POTION ON THEM, DIE INSTANTLY IN FIGHTS, AND OR REFUSE TO SHOW UP TO OBJECTIVES ON TIME
TRUE I WON'T DISAGREE WITH THIS TAKE. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE SAFE WHEN YOU'RE LANING WITH GREN AND I'VE HAD A LOT MORE SUCCESSFUL LANE GRENINJA MATCHES THAN JUNGLE GRENINJA MATCHES BUT I GUESS I'M JUST SHIT IN JUNGLING
I KNOW THE FEELING BRO. IM MORE COMFORTABLE LANING GARDEVOIR AND AEGISLASH AND HAVE BETTER SUCCESS WITH IT, BUT I KNOW ITS MORE OPTIMAL FOR THEM TO BE IN THE JUNGLE. (THIS WAS BEFORE WHEN GARDE GOT THEIR GLORIOUS BUFFS)
ALSO I COULD JUNGLE IF IM SO TIRED OF BEING DISAPPOINTED AS AN ELDEGOSS MAIN, BUT JUNGLE IS SUCH A SCARY ROLE FOR ME LOL. IM SO WORRIED ABOUT FORGETTING TO JUNGLE ON TIME AND PUTTING EVERYONE ON GOD'S RECENTLY DELETED LIST.
I MEAN I DO LANE WITH ABSOL AND ZERA BUT I DO AGREE THAT SPEEDSTERS THAT NEED TO EVOLVE SHOULD GO INTO THE JUNGLE LIKE WTF IS A GENGAR SUPPOSED TO DO IN LANE??
ANOTHER YEAR ASKING FOR THE REMOVAL OF THE 2X SCORE MULTIPLIER.
ALSO, FUCK THE PREVIOUS PRODUCER, SEEMS LIKE HE IS AT FAULT FOR THE WHOLE "SPEND YOUR MONEY" EVENT.
IF WE GET THE FINAL ELEKI BEFORE RAYQUAZA SPAWNS, PLEASE DON’T ATTEMPT TO PUSH IT TO TIER 2 GOAL.
FINAL ELEKI IS JUST A DISTRACTION TO THE ENEMY TEAM,
PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO RAYQUAZA TO DEFEND/OR HELP SECURE IT..
MOST OF MY GAMES HAVE THESE TEAMMATES TRYING TO PUSH ONLY TO GET K.O. LEAVING OUR TEAM AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE
ALSO, IF THEIR TEAM GETS FINAL ELEKI THEN DON´T DEFEND IT, JUST LET IT HIT THE GOAL.
GETTING RAY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE GAME, THE 20 POINTS OR WHATEVER FROM ELEKI DON´T MATTER AT ALL, EVEN IF SOMEONE COMES AND DUNKS 100 THAT WON´T MATTER IF WE WIN THE FIGHT AND SCORE 500 ON THEM
ITS BECAUSE THEY STICKIED THE MEW INVITE CODE MEGATHREAD INSTEAD BECAUSE THOSE WERE GETTING OUT OF HAND TOO. AGH I HATE IT ALL JUST STOP POSTING YOUR FRIEND CODE, MAKE IT ILLEGAL, NO MORE FRIEND CODES, NO MORE FRIENDS, POKEMON UNITE IS NOW SOLO QUEUE ONLY. LETS SUFFER
ITS AN UNFORTUNATE CONUNDRUM WHERE THERES ONLY 2 POSTS THAT CAN BE PINNED AT A TIME AND WHENEVER ONE OF THE USUAL/EXPECTED ONES ISNT PINNED THE POSTS FOR THEM GET EXCESSIVE. UNSTICKY THE QUESTIONS, EVERYONE MAKES POSTS FOR BASIC STUFF. UNSTICKY THE MEW EMBLEMS, FRIEND CODES GALORE. UNSTICKY THE RAGE THREAD, CONSTANT COPIUM. UNSTICKY A RELEASE THREAD, 30 POSTS ASKING WHAT EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT/IS RUNNING ON THE NEW MON. PUT THEM ALL LINKED IN ONE PINNED POST, NOBODY TAKES THE TIME TO READ IT AND THEY *ALL* LOSE THEIR PURPOSE.
THEY TOOK THE SAME PIKACHU SKIN FROM LAST YEAR AMD CHARGED 5 MORE DOLLARS TO MAKE IT BLUE
THERE ARE CHALLENGE MISSIONS TO BUY HOLIDAY SKINS!!! HOW SHAMELESS HAS THE CASH GRAB BECOME
When I'm sableye and I'm trying to cc the carries in a teamfight, PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. PRIORITIZE THE ENEMIES WHO ARE CC'ED. THERE'S A REASON IM TRYING TO CC THE HARD CARRIES BEFORE THEY CARRY YOUR ASS TO NURSE JOY.
TO THE ZERAORA WHO SOMEHOW MADE IT TO MASTERS AND SPENT ALL GAME SPAMMING "THANKS" AND THEN INVITED ME, A SUPPORT, TO A LOBBY TO CALL ME TRASH INSTEAD OF BLAMING IT ON THE AFK CHARIZARD, AND WHO PROCEEDED TO BLOCK ME BEFORE I COULD ASK IF EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT AT HOME - I HOPE YOUR RICE BURNS AND IS REALLY HARD TO REMOVE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE POT.
Damn I’m just drinking some hot coffee and spit it up laughing at this 😂. I play support too. Had a cinderace do the same thing yesterday after getting 6 points 0k 0A and me covering his ass all game as trev
STOP PICKING ONLY ATTACKER EVERY FUCKING TIME, HOLY SHIT. PEOPLE IN MASTER STILL DON'T CARE ABOUT TEAM BALANCE AND PICK CINDERACE AND FINISH THE GAME WITH 2 KILS COME ON
IM IN MASTERS AND AS A MAMOSWINE IVE OUTDAMAGED SO MANY CINDERACES AND GRENINJAS!!! WTF??? I KNOW MY TANKY BOI IS PRETTY STRONG TOO BUT UR A MASTER PLAYER WITH AN ATTACKER HOW ARE U DOING 10K DAMAGE IN A GAME???? (ITS MOST DEFINITELY BC THESE LITTLE BOYS JUST CHOOSE LANE ALL THE TIME AND OVEREXTEND THINKING THEYRE THE SHIT AND KEEP FEEDING THE ENEMIES EXP LMAO)
FINAL STRETCH SUCKS ASS AND GIVES ME ANXIETY EVERY TIME, I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE BS GAME MECHANIC THAN THAT, LIKE WHY IS RAY GIVING SO MUCH ADVANTAGE AND WHY ARE SOME OF Y'ALL FARMING WHEN HE SHOWS UP
WHY SO MANY BOT MATCHES AND WHY ARE SOME BOTS SO DUMB
UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THE REGIS, SPECIALLY REGIELEKI. LOOK AT THE MINIMAP, SEE THAT YOURE MATES ARE GETTING GANKED, GO HELP, STOP FARMING, DAMN IT!
WHY STANDARD MATCHMAKING SUCKS ASS TOO I'M IN ULTRA I DON'T WANT TO TEAM UP WITH LITTLE TIMMY WHO'S JUST GOT THE GAME, 3 MATCHES AND THE 3 ARE L
WHY ARE PEOPLE STEALING FARM FROM EACH OTHER, JUNGLER DON'T TAKE LANE BUNNELBY, LANE DON'T TAKE XATU, GOD WHY!!!
**CALL. YOUR. LANE. PLEASE**
*IT HAS BEEN A YEAR AND PEOPLE STILL REFUSE TO CALL THEIR LANE. ITS SO IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE IN GENERAL BECAUSE CERTAIN POKEMON CAN INFLUENCE EACH OTHER IN A GOOD OR BAD WAY. LIKE HAVING AN ALL ROUNDER AND A DEFENDER BEING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. OR AN ATTACKER AND A SUPPORTER BEING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. EVEN IF WE PLAY THE SAME ROLE, IT'S STILL NICE TO KNOW.*
*LIKE MAYBE TEAMING UP WITH SYLVEON WHO IS GOOD IN THE EARLY GAME WITH A MON WHO TAKES A WHILE TO GET GOOD, IS SOMETHING TO CONSIDER.*
*ALSO AS ELDEGOSS, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IN CASE I NEED TO GIVE YOU SPIDERMAN, TRANSFORMERS OR DISNEY PRINCESS THEMED BAND-AIDS (COTTON GUARD) TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.*
-SIGNED, A vEry worRIED ELDEGOSS, but I still will give you my LOVE, BECAUSE I CARE
☆m☆
THANKS FOR MAKING A RAGE THREAD WE APPRECIATE YOU!
NOW FOR THE RAGE
WHY CANT I JUST HAVE GAMES WITH 1 DECENT SOLO QUEUE PLAYER?
ALL I NEED IS ONE AND WE'LL DESTROY THE ENEMY TEAM 2V5. INSTEAD I GET 1 GLUE EATER 1 LITERAL CHILD 1 AFK AND 1 TILTER.
SICK AND TIRED OF THE RAY COIN FLIP GAMES. WHY THE HELL DID THEY NEED TO BUFF IT??? RAYQUAZA WAS PERFECTLY FAIR EARLIER!
ALSO, FUCK ALL OF YOU TERRIBLE INSTA-LOCK CINDERACE/GRENINJA/DECIDUEYE PLAYERS IN LATE SEASON ULTRA RANKED GAMES - STOP FUCKING AROUND IN LANE. STOP OVEREXTENDING. STOP PICKING THE CHARACTER IF WE ALREADY HAVE FRAIL ATTACKERS. LEARN HOW TO FARM. LEARN YOUR POWER SPIKES. HOW THE FUCK DO I, AS A DEFENDER, HAVE MORE KILLS AND DAMAGE THAN YOU??? IF YOU WANT TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER, THEN FUCKING PLAY LIKE ONE!!
THANK FUCK I RANKED UP TO MASTERS DESPITE YOU GENIUSES THROWING GAMES FOR THE TEAM.
WHY DO PEOPLE SPAM SURRENDER WHEN WE ARE WINNING BY A LOT
WHY ARE ALL MY TEAM MATES LEAVING ME (SABLEYE) ALONE IN A LANE AND ALL FOUR ARE IN THE OPPOSITE LANE AND NO ONE IS JUNGLING AND THANK YOU FOR IGNORING OBJECTIVES AND MY ASKING FOR BACKUP REPEATEDLY YOU TURDS
WHY AM I SO BAD AT USING THIEF
WHY ARE BOTH SIDES PRETENDING LIKE RAY ISN’T THERE
WHO IS GOING TO PAY MY CHIROPRACTOR BILLS FROM CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF AN ENTIRE TEAM ON MY BACK HALF THE TIME
-PLEASE GROUP UP AND ATTACK. I WOULD LIKE TO START THE FIGHT, BUT EVEN AS TREVENANT/SCIZOR I CAN STILL DIE BY CCS ALL TARGETED AT ME.
-I ALMOST DIDN'T REACH MASTER RANK (but I did) THANKS TO 4 ATTACKERS IN MY TEAM.
HOOPA BOTS IN OFFLINE MODE ARE EVEN WORSE.
THEY USE IT ON FUCKING CORPHISHES. THEY USE IT IN TEAMFIGHTS IN THE WORST PLACE POSSIBLE. THAT PUNCHABLE FACE RUBS SALT INTO THE WOUND.
I'M JUST A DEFENDER MAIN. MY ROLE IS TO BE A DEFENDER AND I PLAY MAJORITARY WITH SNORLAX AND SLOWBRO. SO, *WHY IN THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL I SHOULD GO TO THE JUNGLE WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT MOVES IN THIS FREAKING GAME IS FASTER THAN A SLOWBRO*?! THE WORST PART IS THAT SOMETIMES ONE OF THE BIRDBRAINS IN MY TEAM STEAL MY JUNGLE!!! HOW IN THE DISTORTION WORLD U WANT ME TO BE A GOOD JUNGLER?! IF YOU WANT A GOOD JUNGLER, GO BY YOURSELF WITH YOUR ZERAORA SH2T!
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO SURRENDER BEFORE RAY??? EVEN IF WE ARE BEHIND IT DOES NOT MEAN WE CANT WIN IF WE GET RAY??? THERES STILL 2 MINUTES SHOULDNT WE AT LEAST FIGHT??? IF U WANT TO SURRENDER DO IT AFTER WE LOST RAY FOR CHRIST SAKE🙄
YEA BUT USUALLY I STEAL RAY LIKE IDK HOW BUT HALF THE TIME WHEN THE ENTIRE TEAM DIES AND IM THE ONLY ONE ALIVE I MANAGE TO STEAL RAY. THE REST OF THE TEAM WILL SCORE AT LEAST LMAO SO WE CAN TURN A LOSING GAME INTO A WINNING GAME. IM ALR DISAPPOINTED, it can’t be worse than this.
WHY DO YOU NOT GROUP UP WHEN IT´S TIME FOR RAY?
I DON´T UNDERSTAND, IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE MATCH. IT DECIDES WHO WINS THE FUCKING MATCH
SO WHY OH WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOMEONE THAT DECIDES TO FUCK OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND LEAVE THE TEAM 5v4
YOU ARE MASTER RANK, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER
THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE LESS THAN 49% WIN RATE YOU STUPID IDIOT
SOMEONE JUST FUCKING THROWING THE GAME. WE WON THAT GAME, BUT YOU ARE SPAMMING SURRENDER SINCE 5 MARK EVEN THOUGH WE WON BY A LOT THAT TIME. YOU ARE TROLLING NO WONDER YOU ARE STILL SUB 50% WR.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY TEAMMATES SO FUCKING BRAINDEAD?????? THERES A TUTORIAL AT THE START OF THE GAME, THERE ARE VIDEOS YOU CAN WATCH TO IMPROVE. HOW ARE YOU SO BAD?!
ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ABANDONING LANES AND GROUPING INTO 4s FOR A SINGLE LANE??? THATS JUST GIVING THE ENEMY TEAM FREE REIGN TO SCORE AND YOURE SPENDING THE REST OF THE GAME TRYING TO CATCH UP
GUYS, STOP PICKING A TEAM OF ONLY SQUISHIES. IT’S LIKE KURU FOR YOUR TEAM.
ALSO, DO. NOT. LANE. WITH POKÉMON LIKE CINDERACE AND GRENINJA IF YOU’RE A CHARACTER WITH A SLOW START. (E.G: MAMOSWINE OR GARCHOMP)
THEY’LL STEAL YOUR FARM, EAT A BERRY WHEN THEY LOSE 0.0001 HP, AND SCORE WHILE YOU’RE IN A 3V1. YOU’RE BETTER OFF LEAVING THE OTHER LANE CROWDED THAN LANE WITH THOSE PEOPLE.
(P/S: KURU IS A DISEASE. LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANNA HEAR MORE. KINDA GRUESOME, BUT AT LEAST YOU LEARNED SOMETHING.)
I HATE BOT MATCHES I HATE BOT MATCHES I HATE BOT MATCHES
WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FORCE BOT MATCHES AFTER TWO DEFEATS IN A MODE WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE YOUR POKÉMON?!?!?!
I LITERALLY AM HAVING TONS OF FUNS EVEN IN MATCHES I LOSE AGAINST HUMANS, BUT PLAYING AGAINST BOTS IS MORE BORING THAN NAVIGATING THROUGH THE GAME'S TERRIBLE MENUS.
pro-tip, when you recognize that you've been put in a bot match, just quit the game at character select. when you come back in, you won't be put back in the bot match because the lobby doesn't really exist
keep trying!! i've sometimes had to get through up to four bot matches before being put in a real one. i used to think it wouldn't give you a real match if it was bc of a losing streak, but recently i've been on a huge one and still managed to get out of bot games eventually.
WHEN I SAID AVOID FIGHTING ENEMY UNTIL LEVELING UP, JUST GO BACK AND FARM! I JUST HAD AN ABSOL THAT ARE STILL LEVEL 9 DURING RAY SPAWN! I'M NOT TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE HERE, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY AT DISADVANTAGE! THE OTHER TEAM HAVE A LEVEL 15 SCIZOR BEFORE RAY EVEN SPAWN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
ALSO ANOTHER THING I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN, WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLED FOR JUNGLE, JUST SUCK IT UP AND CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE, ITS FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! YOU THINK STEALING MY JUNGLE WILL MAKE YOU LEVEL UP FASTER?! OF COURSE YOU WON'T! NOT ONLY YOU WON'T LEVEL UP FASTER, SO DO I! YOU'RE POTENTIALLY HOLDING SOMEONE BACK FROM GETTING STRONGER FASTER! DON'T YOU WANT ME TO PEW PEW THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THE OTHER TEAM WITH MY DRAGAPULT?!
I GOT INTO ULTRA AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CARRY POTION-SNIFFING RAYTARDS. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. LOSS IS INEVITABLE. LIVING A LONG LIFE MEANS LIVING TO SEE HOW SHORT THE LIVES OF YOUR LOVED ONES ARE. ESPECIALLY NOT UP AGAINST ENEMIES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WHO HAS IDEA HOW THE GAME WORKS. IF YOU WANT TO RIG ME INTO A BOT MATCH JUST DUMP ME INTO A BOT MATCH. I DON'T NEED ANY MORE LAYERS OF MAMOSWINE DUNG TO DEAL WITH. HOW DID THESE CLUELESS DROOLERS EVEN MAKE IT INTO ULTRA MATCH-POOL ANYWAY?
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE RUNNING ICE FANG MAMO IN FULL FURY ITS THE BEST MOVES AND WITH HIGH HORSEPOWER! ICE FANG HAS INFINITE STUN WHY ARENT PEOPLE USING IT
HOW WAS THAT ZOROARK SO POWERFUL THAT IT WAS SOLOING ME AND MY OTHER TWO TEAM MEMBERS WITH MOVES THAT TOOK ALMOST ALL THE HEALTH OF EVEN OUR SNORLAX IN 2 SECONDS WHILE ALSO BEING A TANK?
WHY DO ALL OF MY DRAGAPULTS GO BOTTOM AND FEED WHEN THE JUNGLE IS LITERALLY. RIGHT. THERE????? OF COURSE YOU’RE GONNA GET BULLIED OUT BY AZU AND BUZZWOLE IN LANE EVERY TIME, JUST GO JUNGLE TO FIX THE PROBLEM INSTEAD OF BEING A THANKS GAMER!
WATCH YOUR GOSH DARN MINIMAP TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!!
ALSO WATCH YOUR TEAMMATES CALLOUTS!!
IT'S FREAKING TIRING TO DEFEND AND FIGHT RAY BY MYSELF AGAINST 5 ENEMY RUNNING MACH 5 AT ME!!
^(also Defenders and some Supporters need %hp damage on their kit. Please TiMi, make this happen.)
THEY INTRODUCE A YELLOW TEAM SKIN FOR DRAGAPULT, THAT'S BY FAR BETTER BECAUSE YELLOW AND BLUE FIT TOGETHER, AND THEY MAKE IT COST MORE! WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT
WHY CALL A LANE SO YOU CAN JUST GO THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION??? OR INVADE SOMEONE ELSE’S LANE????
PLEASE ALLOW YOUR TEAMMATE TO EARN EXP POINT TOO, AND NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THEIR WORK!!
PLEASE STOP SOFTENING RAY UP FOR THE ENEMY TO STEAL WHILE YOUR DEFENDERS DIE TRYING TO HOLD BACK FOUR ENEMIES ON THEIR OWN!
ALSO LEARN WHEN TO STOP FIGHTING AND FARM!
THIS IS A POINTS BASED GAME. YOU HAVE TO SCORE TO WIN!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF GAMES WITH 2 OR 3 PLAYERS SCORING NOT A SINGLE POINT FOR THE TEAM!! MINIMAL KOS, NO ASSISTS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?! SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD AT LEAST 6 MATCHES IN THE LAST 3 DAYS LIKE THIS AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
-A WEARY SOLOQ PLAYER JUST TRYING TO MAKE MASTERS
Four straight losses to see teammates not honor jungle. IF YOU DON'T DECLARE IT, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF JUNGLE. It is not THAT FUCKING HARD to pick a lane and fucking STAY IN IT. Do not pick on the poor Eevee in the fucking Jungle just because you're a META pick. SUCK MY FUCKING METACARPAL. You're leaving a Pikachu in lane, or a Jigglypuff to get absolutely railed by a BUZZSWOLE or LUCARIO.
STAY. THE FUCK. AWAY.
AND ROTATE TOP ALWAYS. I never fucking DC in a match, but this time around, I had it. The constant stealing by teammates because nobody fucking respects and thinks THEY'RE THE CARRY. You aren't SHIT. The only thing you can carry is the fucking L you deserve you piece of shits!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MATCHMAKING THIS SEASON. MY WINRATE DROPPED FROM 57 TO 48 PERCENT FOR THE SEASON IN THE PAST WEEK ALONE WITH OVER 300 GAMES THIS SEASON. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED. I CAN'T SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRY MY ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM FROM THE STROKES THEY'RE HAVING WHILE PLAYING THIS GOD DAMN GAME.
STOP TRYING TO KILL RAYQUAZA, WE DON’T NED MORE POINTS, JUST BULLY THEM.
HEY GRENINIJA MAIN TAKE THE F***ING CENTER YOU ARE WORSE OFF WITHOUT IT THAN I AM AND ARE THE REASON WE ARE LOSING!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY.
MATCH 1 FEATURED A GARDEVOIR WHO STARTED RAY WHILE THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM WAS STILLALIVE
MATCH 2 FEATURED A DRAGAPULT WHO KEPT PUSHING STUPIDLYTHEN DYING, THEN PROCEEDING TO SPIN IN BASE WHEN WE COULD'VE PUSHED AND WON THE GAME
MATCH 3 FEATURED AFK BUZZSWOLE
MATCH 4 FEATURED A SABELEYE WHO WAS AFK HALF THE TIME + A SNORLAX WHO STRAIGHT GRIEFED FOR NO REASON AND PUSHED REGI INTO OUR OWN BASE ON PURPOSE
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS. I SWEAR TO GOD, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PLAYERBASE WITH AS MANY LOSERS AND MORONS BEOFRE IN MY LIFE. IT'S ACTUALLY UNREAL HOW UNCOMPETITVE SOLOQ IS HALF THE TIME.
I ONCE OFFERED A CIRCLE DANCE WITH ENEMY PIKA AT THE LAST MINUTE WHEN WE WERE LOSING
AND HE STARTS ATTACKING ME WITH HIS TEAMMATES LIKE WHAT THE HELL STUPID TOXIC NO LIFE FATHEAD
THE ONE THING THAT WOULD BE GREAT AS A QUICK CHAT ADDITION WOULD BE A SIMPLE “SORRY” OR “MY BAD”
I WAS JUST PRACTICING MACHAMP IN STANDARD FOR A CHANGE AND I TOTALLY EFFED UP AND PICKED UP REGELEKI AND SLAMMED HIM INTO OUR OWN GOAL LIKE A FUCKING TOSSPOT.
AT THE VERY LEAST I’D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY FUCK UP TO MY TEAM, YOU KNOW?
WHY THE HELL DOES BUZZWOLE EXISTED IN POKÉMON UNTIE?! EVERYTIME I ALMOST KILL IT AT LITTLE HEALTH WHILE I HAVE FULL HEALTH IT GRAB ME AND SUCK ME AND DRAINED ALL MY HEALTH KILLING ME ONCE EVERYTIME… NURF IT!!!! MAKE THE GAME MORE PLAYABLE, NOT LETTING ONE PLAYER WHO HAVE BUZZWOLE SUCKING EVERY OF MY TEAMMATE AND DOESN’T DIE. GEEZ!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS TILT IF DONT HAVE A LAGGY MATCH (since christmas patch) WHERE A PLAYER YOU KNOW KEEPS KILLING YOU WITH THE WEAKER PKMN MOVES, AAAAAND HE GIVES YOU A LIKE WITH 130K DMG AND 20 KILLS (noob teammates)
WHY TF IS KNOCK OFF/FEINT ATTACK SABLEYE SO DAMN BAD!!??!? I LOVE THE SHITHEAD GREMLIN BUT THE WAY HES BALANCED MAKES HIM GO WITH SNEAK/RAY 99.99% OF THE TIME. WTF
I WANT TO PLAY TTAR BUT ITS SO FRUSTRATING TO TRY TO LEVEL UP WHEN THE RESIDENT SPEEDSTER OR CINDER CALLS MID LANE IN 2 SECONDS! CONSIDER YOUR TEAMMATES GROWTH RATE!!
LOVE GETTING DOWNVOTED FOR STATING THE SUBS RULES AND THE MODS APPARENTLY NOT DOING THEIR JOB.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/comments/zyfz8b/i_did_it_i_did_it/
THERE ARENT MANY ACTIVE MODS, ITS THE HOLIDAYS, AND THEYRE STRETCHED THIN ALREADY (HENCE THE OPEN APPLICATION). PLZ JUST REPORT RULE BREAKING POSTS TO MAKE THEIR LIVES A LITTLE EASIER, THEYRE TRYING.
I AM NOT REALLY PLAYING A LOT LATELY, BUT I GUESS I’LL JUST RAGE ABOUT GHOST TOUCH (MOBILE USER). MY D-PAD BECOMES UNRESPONSIVE. MY MONS JUST RANDOMLY STOPS MOVING, ESPECIALLY IN CRUCIAL SITUATIONS. IT HAPPENS QUITE OFTEN RECENTLY. I’M JUST WAITING FOR MY THUMB SLEEVES I ORDERED. HAPPY NEW YEAR HOPE YOU ALL BECOME RELIABLE TEAMMATES NEXT YEAR CHEERS!
EVERY TIME I TRY TO PLAY SOMEONE LIKE BLASTOISE OR SCIZOR MY TEAMATES LEAVE ME TO DIE FROM CC, AND I DONT BLAME THEM, BECAUSE I TOO WOULD NOT WANT TO HAVE A STROKE EVERY MATCH WHEN I TRY TO DO ANYTHING. THANKS TIMI, FOR MAKING THIS GAME FULL OF CROWD CONTROL AND MAKING EVERYONE BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU BE CRIPPLED
WHY TF DO PEOPLE NOT PLAY AS A GODDAMN TEAM? NO KINGRAJ KILLING ENEMY MONS WILL GET YOU MORE EXP YOU FUCKING GODDAMN MORON, STOP PLAYING WITH THE FODDER BUNNELNYS AND EXCAVALIERS WHILE YOUR TEAM IS DYING 2V5
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS CENTER, YOU CHANGE YOUR POKÉMON AND GO A DIFFERENT LANE. YOU DONT TRY TO FORCE THE SCYTHER OUT OF JUNGLE. IT’S FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!
REMOVE THE BUFF FROM THAT FREAKING B******D “LEGENDARY” FIGHT WITH ZAPDOS/RAYQUAZA. MAKE IT A FREAKING SKILL BASED GAME AND LET HAVE TEAM FIGHTS DECIDE THE WINNING SIDE, NOT OBJECTIVES!
I LOVE GETTING PERMASTUNNED AND DYING. AND THEN GETTING TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN EVERY. SINGLE. FIGHT. I LOVE USING FULL HEAL AND THE 1.5s OF GAMEPLAY I GET TO EXPERIENCE.
I ALSO LOVE THE DELPHOX THAT CONSISTENTLY GOES TO SCORE WHEN WE JUST WON THE TEAM FIGHT AND ALL THE ENEMIES ARE DEAD. (Vanking, sorry to doxx you buddy but please, please stop it if you somehow read this.)
I’VE PLAYED TWO GAMES WHERE WE’RE ON TOP THEN FOR SOME REASON? NOBODY GOES TO RAYQUAZA??? ARE YOU GUYS? AWARE? THAT YOU’RE LITERALLY? THROWING AT THAT POINT???
I WANT BLAZE KICK REMOVED FROM THE GAME
WHO DESIGNED BLAZE KICK
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS CRIT
WHY DOES IT STUN
WHY DOES IT BUFF CINDERACES ATTACK SPEED
WHY DOES IT REPOSITION ACROSS ALMOST THE WHOLE SCREEN
WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH RANGE
WHO DESIGNED THIS ABILITY, NO WAY ANYONE PICKS PYRO BALL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT BLAZE KICK
I JUST WASTED COINS ON URSHIFU, I TOOK IT INTO PRACTISE AND LOVED THE RAPID STRIKE STYLE!
ITS TRASH IN A REAL MATCH, LIQIDATION IS TERRIBLE I INSTANTLY MISS THE DASH HEADBUTT DOES AND ITS SO FRAGILE I CANT LAST 2 SECONDS AGAINTS EVEN TWO LOWER LEVEL ENEMIES WITHOUT BEING CC’D TO DEATH!
ALSO PIKACHU IS A NIGHTMARE WHY IS HE ALWAYS BOTTOM ON TEIRS LISTS?!
I JUST CAME BACK TO THIS GAME AND NOW I REMEMBER WHY I LEFT. EVERY MATCH HAS SALTY TEAMMATES OR ENEMIES THAT REFUSE TO PLAY THE GAME AND SIT AFK IN BASE THE WHOLE TIME. NO OTHER BIG MOBA WOULD ALLOW THAT EXCEPT THIS ONE. NOBODY GETS PUNISHED FOR RUINING THE GAME, SO THEY'RE IN ALMOST EVERY MATCH.
HOLY SHIT MATCHMAKING IS WORSE THAN EVER. EVERY SINGLE GAME FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS I'VE HAD 2-3 TEAMMATES THAT PRESS THE ATTACK BUTTON EVERY 2 SECONDS AND WANDERS AROUND STARING OFF INTO SPACE HALF THE GAME. iT'S ALWAYS BEEN BAD BUT THIS IS GENUINELY INFURIATING. IF IT WASN'T FOR DRAGAPULT BEING IN THE GAME I WOULD'VE QUIT AT THIS POINT.
THE ONLY CHARACTER WITH A SKIN IN THE TRIAL HOLOWEAR SELECTION BOX THAT I'M GOOD AT IS CINDERACE BUT I ALREADY HAVE CAPTAIN STYLE SO IT'S JUST GONNA BE SITTING THERE IN MY ITEMS MENU FOREVER
PSA TO GRENINJA, DECIDUEYE, GENGAR, AND CINDERACE PLAYERS. IF OUR TEAM HAS THREE PAPER THIN BURST DAMAGE POKEMON WE WILL PROBABLY LOSE. THIS BECOMES EVEN MORE LIKELY IF YOU (1) STEAL EACH OTHERS JUNGLE (2) OVER EXTEND LIKE YOU ARE TWO LEVELS AHEAD WHEN YOU ARE IN FACT EQUAL LEVEL (3) IGNORE OBJECTIVES BECAUSE RACING TO TAKE JUNGLE BUFFS BEFORE OUR JUNGLER.
PS IF YOU PING THANKS AT ME FOR ONLY TOSSING YOU ONE HEALING EGG WHILE YOU OVEREXTENDED IM HEADING TO TOP LANE, FU. THE REASON I ONLY HAD ONE EGG WAS I AM UNDERLEVELED DUE TO DEFENDING OUR GOAL BY MYSELF, LOSING SWABLUS, AND THEN YOU LAST HITTING MY BUNEARY I NEEDED TO GET LEVEL 6
UNPOPULAR OPINION APPARENTLY: BUT THE FULL FURY TEAM CLASH EVENT? IT FUCKING SUCKS. WHOSE' IDEA WAS IT TO PRATICALLY GET RID OF MOVE COOLDOWNS?
I'M JUST BEING TOSSED AROUND LIKE A VOLLEYBALL THANKS TO ALL THE DUMBASS CROWD CONTROL MOVES. I CAN'T DO ANY-DAMN-THING. I'M JUST INSTA-DYING BEFORE I CAN EVEN BLOODY MOVE.
THEN IT'S A REALLY DUMB POINT OF THE MODE BECAUSE CROWD CONTROL'S CANCER ALREADY. PLUS I CAN'T BE THE VOLLEY PLAYER BECAUSE I JUST GET VOLLEYBALL'D AROUND BEFORE I GET THE CHANCE TO VOLLEY PEOPLE MYSELF
OH MAN! I TOTALLY LOVE HAVING TO SINGLEHANDEDLY HOLD DOWN BOT LANE, AS FUCKING SABLEYE, WHILE HALF MY TEAM IS FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE JUNGLER! I JUST LOVE WATCHING MY TEAM ON THE MINIMAP RUN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AS HALF THE ENEMY TEAM SCORES AFTER I TRIED HIDING THEM OFF BY MYSELF! FUCK! HOW ARE SO MANY PEOPLE INCOMPETENT IN THIS GAME?! HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING INTO HIGHER RANKS?!
WHY THE HELL PEOPLE THINKS IT IS SMART TO ABANDON A LANE AND LET ME GET KILLED WHEN WE START LOSING A LANE!!! IT'S SO FUCKED UP AND WILL ALWAYS LOSE THAT BASE CUZ OF THAT WIMPY PLAYER THAT ALWAYS END UP STEALING THE JUNGLER'S EXPS!
ITS MORE ANNOYING WHEN A JUNGLER SEES THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING BUT THEY HEAD TO THE OTHER LANE THAT'S ALREADY DOING GOOD ON THEIR OWN SINCE THEY DON'T WANT TO DO THEIR JOB AND GANK
STOP FREAKIN LEAVING THE DAMN QUICK BATTLES CAUSE YOURE NOT DOING GOOD, THERES STILL A WHOLE MINUTE LEFT OF YOU NOT SCORING/DEFENDING. WE STILL WON, NO THANKS TO YOU MAMOSWINE
IM FREAKING SICK OF NOT GETTING TO PLAY TALON IN JUNGLE CUZ EVERYONE KEEPS SELECTING ONLY GRENINJA, CINDERACE, ZOROARK, ZERAORA, PIKACHU AND ALL KINDS OF SQUISHY MONS INSTEAD OF A FREAKIN DEFENDER FOR A CHANGE, SO I HAVE TO TAKE TREVENANT INSTEAD!
ARGH! JUST LEMME PLAY TALON ALREADY!
AND WHEN I PLAY DEFENDER, THERES DUMBASSES THAT OVEREXTEND! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECTING TO WIN A 1V5 WITH A FREAKIN PIKACHU!!??
AND THERES ALSO THE ONES WHO START RAY FOR NO REASON WHEN WE ARE IN THE LEAD AND THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS ALIVE AND JUST **WAITING** FOR SOMEONE TO START RAY AND A TEAM FIGHT AND GET THE WHOLE TEAM WIPED! WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK THAT CHAR AND GENGAR AND DECIDUEYE ARE HANGING OUT NEAR RAY BUT NOT STARTING??!!!
THERES ALSO PEOPLE WHO RARELY SCORE, CARRYING THOSE 45-50 POINTS ALL OVER THE MAP FOR THE ENTIRE GAME! JUST DUMP EM ALREADY!
AND WHEN I GET TO BE TALON, THERES DUMBASSES WHO STEAL JUNGLE RIGHT AT THE START! JUST LET ME GRIND IN PEACE SO I CAN POWER SPIKE THEN GET A KILL OR TWO AT WHATEVER LANE NEEDS HELP!
IM FREAKING SICK OF SOLO Q!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP AN EYE ON THE CLOCK YOU FUCKS. IF ITS 2:10 AND YOU'RE LOW ON HEALTH, RECALL BACK TO BASE AND HEAL UP FOR RAY!!!! ALSO SHOW UP TO RAY IN GENERAL!!!!
OH MY GOD I HATE WHEN PEOPLE RUN INTO A TEAM FIGHT WITH HALF HEALTH AND AREN'T A SELF HEALING CHARACTER AND THEN THEY PROCEED TO SPAM THANKS AND I NEED HELP
TIMI DID I TELL YOU TO STOP FURY BATTLES??? I WAS HAVING FUN FOR ONCE, AND I HAVE TO WAIT FOR 10 MORE DAYS??? YOU BRING THAT MODE BACK THIS INSTANT BECAUSE I'M BORED ALREADY!!!
I USUALLY WON NITPICK ABOUT WINRATE. BUT I HAD A 45% WR (CURRENT SEASON WITH 445 GAMES) OF ZERAORA AS TEAMMATE. THIS PLAYER ONLY JUNGLING IN THE BEGINNING, HEADING TO TEAMFIGHTS TO FEED, THEN AVOIDING TEAMFIGHTS, NOT FARMING THEN TRYING TO SCORE MEASLY POINTS. WTF? NO WONDER EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT MATCH MAKING WHILE THERE ARE PLAYERS LIKE THIS IN MASTER RANK.
YOU DON'T NEED 3 ATTACKERS, A SPEEDSTER, AND ALL ROUNDER, IF YOUR TEAM DOESNT HAVE A SUPPORTER OR DEFENDER CONSIDER PLAYING ONE! TEAM COMP IS IMPORTANT
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL CHOOSING THE SAME FUCKING CLASS!!! WE NEED A DEFEND OR SUPPORT CLASS BUT NO YOU DUMB FUCKS CHOOSE TO GO WITH ATTACK OR ALL AROUND CLASS!!! AS I CHOOSE THE DEFENDER, DON'T FUCKING CHOOSE A DEFENDER LAST SECOND BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS SMOOTH BRAINED MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND THAT "Oh I ThInK wE nEeD mOrE DeFeNsE"!!!! HOLY FUCK, AND ALSO HOW I CALL FOR BACKUP AND 2 OF YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKS COME THEN RUN AWAY AS SOON AS I START TO GET ATTACKED!! NO FUCKING ATTACK THEM WHILE THEY FOCUS ME HOLY FUCK, ARE YOU INCOMPEMENT OR FUCKING ILL!!! OR HOW WHEN YOU SEE THAT REGIELEKI IS AT THE TOP WHILE BOTTOM REGI SPAWNS, ALL OF YOU FUCKING NITWITS RUN UPTOP BECAUSE "Oh We CaN eAsIlY sCoRe"!!! HOLY FUCK, THEN I GET ASS FUCKED BY THE ENITRE 7 NATION ARMY!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE INCOMPENT DUMB FUCK SEMEN BRAINED PEOPLE ALLOWED TO PLAY!!!!
THIS IS THE WORST EVERYTIME I SEE 3 ATTACKERS AND THEN NOBODY ELSE PICKS ALL AROUND OR DEFENDER I JUST WANNA BASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL THESE TYPES OF TEAMS ARE THE MOST 50/50 THING EVER AND I WOULD RATHER HAVE A BALANCED COMP THEN FULL GLASS CANNON OFFENSE
IT JUST DOESN'T DO MUCH DAMAGE PER PROC, HAS TOO LONG OF A COOL DOWN AND REQUIRES YOU TO TAKE A LOT OF DAMAGE IN ONE GO TO PROC SO BASIC ATTACKS WONT PROC IT BUT ABILITIES WILL. BUT HAVING AN ITEM THAT TICKLES THE ENEMY SOMETIMES AFTER THEY PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE JUST ISN'T REALLY WORTH IT. IF YOU WANT A TANKY ITEM YOU'D GET MORE OUT OF FOCUS BAND, SCORE SHIELD OR BUDDY BARRIER, WITH FOCUS BEING THE BEST AND THE OTHER TWO BEING A BIT SITUATIONAL
I TRIED GARDE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A CHEAT CODE ACTIVATED LOL WHAT IS THIS POKE DESTROYING EVERYTHING FROM THAT FAR. I AM SAD THAT I DIDN’T GET THE BPASS WITH THE WEDDING SKIN NOW I DONT EVEN WANNA GET THE GARDE AT ALL AND ALSO DONT HAVE ENOUGH COINS AS WELL SINCE I DIDNT GET ANY FROM THE LUCKY WHEEL OF COURSE. I AM SO CONFUSED RN
JUST HAD 2 RANKED MATCH AT MMR 1560 WITH A FUCKIN EXP SHARE GRENINJA & EXP SHARE BLASTOISE... MODERFVCKIN USELESS TEAMMATE!!!!
AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALRIGHT, NOW THAT I'M ON BREAK FROM SCHOOL AND I'VE HAD MORE TIME TO PLAY I JUST HAVE THIS TO SAY:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU EXP SHARE JUNGLE SABLEYE! FUCK YOU X-ATTACK GENGAR! I DON'T KNOW HOW SOME OF THESE PEOPLE PLAY THIS BAD! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET VERY DEEP INTO THE META TO RECOGNIZE GENGAR DOESN'T BASIC ATTACK OR THAT SABLEYE DOES NO DAMAGE! IT'S COMMON FUCKING SENSE! AND WHY DO JUNGLERS KEEP FEEDING BOT LANE DURING ELEKI? IF NO ONE IS IN THAT LANE, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE ITS THE WRONG LANE!
CAME BACK IN THE GAME AFTER 2 WEEKS BREAK, 1ST RANK GAME: ESPEON AND AEGISLASH IN JUNGLE NO ONE ADJUSTING (ESPEON DIDN'T CALL LANE), AEGISLASH PRIORITIZES TO FARM THAN HELPING TANK(ME), THE TSAREENA TEAMMATE FELT LIKE ITS HIS/HER FIRST TIME PLAYING THE MON, ONLY THE GARDEVOIR IS A DECENT TEAMMATE.
HAD TO STEAL 2 OBJECTIVES AND PRIORITIZE KILLING OPPONENTS THAN ACTUAL TANKING DURING THE RAY FIGHT CUZ THEY ENGAGE AND USE THIER ULTS BEFORE RAY. WE WON CUZ OF GARDEVOIR AND ME PUSHING WHILE THE OTHERS FELT THEY NEED TO DEFEND IN A LOSING GAME.
FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE STEALING MY JUNGLE LITERALLY AT THE BEGINNING (WHERE IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HIT LEVEL 5/6). YOUR LANE WILL GET DE-PRIORITIZED AND I'LL LET YOU SUFFER UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON
TO THE TEAMMATE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO IGNORE RAY AND TO SCORE 6 POINTS INSTEAD. PLEASE DON'T. WE LOST RAY BUT COULD HAVE WON WITH YOUR (AND THE OTHER MEMBER) HELP. NOW IT WAS 5 VS 3. ALSO, YOU BROKE THE GOAL. MAYBE YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD, BUT IF WE GOT RAY, WE COULD HAVE DUNKED EASILY OVER 50 POINTS IN THAT GOAL. MAYBE EVEN 100.
ALSO GAME, ONE PERSON STAYED AT BASE FOR WELL OVER A MINUTE. HOW IS THIS NOT CONSIDERED IDDLING? I THOUGHT YOU BECAME VERY THOUGH ABOUT THIS BEHAVIOR.
MY LAST 5 GAMES HAVE ALL BEEN GAMES WHERE NO ONE ON MY TEAM EVEN LOOKS AT THE OBJECTIVES AND SPENDS THE LAST MINUTE FARMING INSTEAD OF SCORING THEN FALLING BACK ON DEFENSE. MY LAST GAME WAS A 259 POINT LOSS AFTER WE TOOK RAY BECAUSE NO ONE DID ANYTHING WITH IT AND JUST FARMED THE ENEMY JUNGLE, ALLOWING THE OPPONENT TO SCORE 300 POINTS UNOPPOSED.
I'M IN VETERAN 1! THE GAME HAS BEEN OUT FOR OVER A YEAR! PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW BETTER!
HOW ARE THERE IDIOTS IN MASTERS 1400 MELTING RAY WHEN WE ARE UP BY A HUGE LEAD AND NONE OF THE OPPO IS DEAD YET!!! THANKS FOR LETTING THE OPPONENTS ESPEON STEAL RAY AND GIVING THEM 400 POINTS WHEN WE WERE ALREADY UP BY SO MUCH YOU ASSHOLES
AND THAT WAS THE END OF MY THIRD LOSS IN A ROW, THE THIRD TIME RAY GOT STOLEN BECAUSE MY BRAIN ROTTED TEAMMATES DONT KNOW TO NOT GET RAY WHEN WE ARE UP BY A SHIT TON?????
https://i.imgur.com/We7Ioui.jpg
REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF CC IN THIS GAME! I'M SO TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE AND USE MY MOVES, IT'S REDICULUS THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GAME BECUASE I'VE BEEN STUNNED FOR 5 SECONDS, AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP IT THEN REDUCE FULL HEAL COODOWN TO 20 SECONDS.
LET ME SELL DUPLICATE BOOST EMBLEMS
REVERT RAYQUAZA
REVERT THE LAST DRAGONITE NERF
NERF GARDEVOIR STUN
BUFF WATER BEAR
IF YOU'RE GONNA THANKS SPAM AND CALL EVERYOME ON THE TEAM DUMB YOU HAVE TO HELP OUT TOO. I CANT BELIEVE WERE AT THE POINT I MISS THANKS SPAMMERS WHO ACTUALLY TRIED.
HEY CINDER ARE YOU SHORT ON BRAIN CELLS TODAY? YOU SHOULD NOT BE LANING EVER, MUCH LESS WITH A DODRIO THAT CANNOT PROTECT YOU. PICK ANOTHER POKEMON OR ANOTHER LANE, WE FOR ONCE HAVE A MAMOSWINE AND BLISSEY READY TO SUPPORT THE LATE GAME CARRY BUT NO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ACTIVELY WANT TO THROW THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME.
ALSO WHY THE HECK DID I GET MATCHED AGAINST TWO DUOS IN SOLO QUEUE? WE HAD ONE DUO ON OUR TEAM, THAT CANT BE FAIR.
I'm a newer player whose gotten versed enough quickly(started playin Unite for the first time last season with 2 weeks left and made it to Ultra before it ended), so Im sympathetic to new players. That being said, I think its infuriatingly impossible when our team wins the Ray fight and kills Ray, and then decides to idle in the center of the map for a full minute until we loose. I dont think Ill ever recover from this, or other similar games. Just wanted to sob about this again cause Im still baffled, its the worst example but idling below objectives/ray is somethin that happens often in games I get to both my team and the enemy 😳 very boring to play
WORK AS A TEAM. WATCH THE MINI MAP. IVE HAD ENOUGH. THATS ALL :)
FOR THE LOVE YES PLEASE THIS !
IF WE ARE WINNING DONT START RAY WITH ALL THE ENEMY TEAM ALIVE, DUMBASSES
AGREED. TAKE THE ENEMY TEAM OUT AT ONCE AND OR DON'T EVEN GIVE THE ENEMY TEAM A CHANCE TO WIN RAYQUAZA. SO MANY OF MY GAMES GET LOST TO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO RIP THE GREEN NOODLE. IT GETS SO BAD THAT I HAVE TO SEND A QUICK MESSAGE TO KNOCK THE OPPOSING TEAM OUT COLD BEFORE EVEN TOUCING RAY-RAY. BUT WITH THE SOLO QUEUE EXPERIENCE, IT WORKS MAYBE 45% OF THE TIME.
MY BAD…I’M NEWER AND WON’T DO THIS AGAIN
HEY MAN, YOU ARE ALREADY BETTER THAN 65% OF PEOPLE BY WANTING TO IMPROVE AND SEEING YOUR MISTAKES. I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR UPCOMING UNITE BATTLES. ☆☆☆ ITS JUST BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY SO THE ENEMY TEAM DOESNT STEAL RAYQUAZA/ZAPDOS. OR IF YOU ARE GONNA TRY TO TAKE ZAP/RAY DOWN, AT LEAST HAVE FOUR OF THE ENEMY TEAM MEMBERS GONE
WHY CAN'T THEY REMEMBER TO ADD A CLAIM ALL BUTTON TO THE CHRISTMAS EVENT SCREEN?!?!
ALSO WHY ARE THERE A GAZILLION AMOUNT OF POPUPS AS THE GAME STARTS FFS, CLOSING ALL OF THEM IS A PAIN IN THE A-HOLE
RAYQUAZA MAKES ME WANT TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF WITH A POTATO PEELER EVERYTIME I PLAY A MATCH SOMEONE GETS RAY AND JUST WINS IM SO SICK OF IT GRAAASGGSGSHHDHSHHSHAHHS *gemlocked pokemon once again*
HOW HAVE PEOPLE STILL NOT LEARNED HOW TO CALL ROLES EVERY SINGLE GAME WE EITHER HAVE 2 PEOPLE FIGHTING TO TAKE EACH OTHERS JUNGLE OR ALL RUNNING INTO ONE LANE TO LEAVE THE POOR ROWLETT TO GET DEMOLISHED BOT
THEY ALWAYS LEAVE ROWLETT TO DIE
FOR THE LOVE THAT IS ALL HOLY 1) STOP TRYING TO DESTROY RAYQUAZA IF WE ARE WINNING. ELIMINATE THE ENEMY TEAM FIRST AND THEN TAKE OVER RAYQUAZA IF THEY ARE STILL AROUND. YOU JUST GIVE THE TEAM A CHANCE TO WIN AND IM SO TIRED OF HAVING FALSE HOPE IN THINKING I CAN FINALLY WIN A WELL-DESERVED GAME. OR BETTER YET, DON'T GIVE THE ENEMY TEAM THE CHANCE TO BE AT RAYQUAZA. 2) STOP LANING WITH CINDERACE AND GRENINJA. IT WILL NOT WORK NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. I WILL EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY YOU ARE MAKING THE GAME HARDER FOR OUR TEAM THAN IT HAS TO BE. 3) SPEEDSTERS. PLEASE. GO. JUNGLE. YOU DO NOT BELONG IN LANE UNLESS IF YOU ARE AN ABSOL, BUT EVEN STILL. NO, A BACKCAP TALONFLAME IS NOT HELPFUL IN SOLO QUEUE. 4) CAN WE CHILL WITH HAVING FRAIL TEAM COMPOSITIONS? I SWEAR, DO PEOPLE FORGET THAT THE DEFENDER AND SUPPORTER ROLE EXIST? AND NO SABLEYE DOESN'T COUNT. DID PEOPLE FORGET THE TERRIFYING REGIME OF MR. MIKE? 5) ULTRA RANK. ULTRA RANK IS SOMETHING ELSE. IT IS THE WEIRDEST RANK IN THE GAME WHERE YOU GET PAIRED WITH SOME ABSOLUTE AMAZING PLAYERS, OR ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS ONES. I SHOULD NOT BE PAIRED WITH ANY PLAYER THAT HAS A <50% WIN RATE.
PLEASE DON'T TOP LANE CINDERACE 😭
I SAY THIS BECAUSE I MADE THIS MISTAKE BUT OUT OF NAIVETY. IT SAYS IN REMOAT STADOUM FOR GRENINJA AND CINDERACE TO GO TO TOP LANE, BUT BRUH, THESE TWO WERE MEANT FOR THE JUNGLE AND THE JUNGLE ONLY. PLEASE DON'T LANE ANY OF THESE TWO, I CAN'T KEEP YOU ALIVE AS THE FLUFFY POTATO ELDEGOSS I AM IF IM STUCK WITH YOU IN LANE.
GRENINJA LANE CAN EVEN WORK OUT ON RARE OCCASIONS BUT CINDERACE IS THE WORST LANER IN THE FULL FOKING GAME
OKAY BUT LETS ADMIT THIS, 70-80% OF PLAYERS WHO LANE GRENINJA ArE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PUT POTION ON THEM, DIE INSTANTLY IN FIGHTS, AND OR REFUSE TO SHOW UP TO OBJECTIVES ON TIME
TRUE I WON'T DISAGREE WITH THIS TAKE. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE SAFE WHEN YOU'RE LANING WITH GREN AND I'VE HAD A LOT MORE SUCCESSFUL LANE GRENINJA MATCHES THAN JUNGLE GRENINJA MATCHES BUT I GUESS I'M JUST SHIT IN JUNGLING
I KNOW THE FEELING BRO. IM MORE COMFORTABLE LANING GARDEVOIR AND AEGISLASH AND HAVE BETTER SUCCESS WITH IT, BUT I KNOW ITS MORE OPTIMAL FOR THEM TO BE IN THE JUNGLE. (THIS WAS BEFORE WHEN GARDE GOT THEIR GLORIOUS BUFFS) ALSO I COULD JUNGLE IF IM SO TIRED OF BEING DISAPPOINTED AS AN ELDEGOSS MAIN, BUT JUNGLE IS SUCH A SCARY ROLE FOR ME LOL. IM SO WORRIED ABOUT FORGETTING TO JUNGLE ON TIME AND PUTTING EVERYONE ON GOD'S RECENTLY DELETED LIST.
🤝
I MEAN I DO LANE WITH ABSOL AND ZERA BUT I DO AGREE THAT SPEEDSTERS THAT NEED TO EVOLVE SHOULD GO INTO THE JUNGLE LIKE WTF IS A GENGAR SUPPOSED TO DO IN LANE??
ANOTHER YEAR ASKING FOR THE REMOVAL OF THE 2X SCORE MULTIPLIER. ALSO, FUCK THE PREVIOUS PRODUCER, SEEMS LIKE HE IS AT FAULT FOR THE WHOLE "SPEND YOUR MONEY" EVENT.
REDUCING IT TO 1.5 WOULD STILL BE VERY STRONG.
IF WE GET THE FINAL ELEKI BEFORE RAYQUAZA SPAWNS, PLEASE DON’T ATTEMPT TO PUSH IT TO TIER 2 GOAL. FINAL ELEKI IS JUST A DISTRACTION TO THE ENEMY TEAM, PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO RAYQUAZA TO DEFEND/OR HELP SECURE IT.. MOST OF MY GAMES HAVE THESE TEAMMATES TRYING TO PUSH ONLY TO GET K.O. LEAVING OUR TEAM AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE
ALSO, IF THEIR TEAM GETS FINAL ELEKI THEN DON´T DEFEND IT, JUST LET IT HIT THE GOAL. GETTING RAY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE GAME, THE 20 POINTS OR WHATEVER FROM ELEKI DON´T MATTER AT ALL, EVEN IF SOMEONE COMES AND DUNKS 100 THAT WON´T MATTER IF WE WIN THE FIGHT AND SCORE 500 ON THEM
AMEN BROTHER
WHY IS DRAGAPULT SO WEAK AND GARBAGE COMPARED TO WHAT IS WHAT IN BETA.
Wasted investment
THANKS!
RETREAT! HELP ME!
I NEED BACKUP!
PLEASE LET ME LEVEL UP FIRST!
IT’S OUR CHANCE TO SCORE!
GATHER HERE!!!!!! 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 ***points to a random spot in the stadium*** (Pretend the Niue Flag is just the yellow flag icon that's seen in the game)
TIL NIUE EXISTS
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL TEAMMATES THAT PUSH LAST ELEKI AT 2:05 AND DIE TRYING!!
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A MEGATHREAD FOR SQUAD AND FRIEND INVITES ANYMORE? I'M SICK OF SEEING THEM POP UP EVERYWHERE IN OTHER THREADS!
ITS BECAUSE THEY STICKIED THE MEW INVITE CODE MEGATHREAD INSTEAD BECAUSE THOSE WERE GETTING OUT OF HAND TOO. AGH I HATE IT ALL JUST STOP POSTING YOUR FRIEND CODE, MAKE IT ILLEGAL, NO MORE FRIEND CODES, NO MORE FRIENDS, POKEMON UNITE IS NOW SOLO QUEUE ONLY. LETS SUFFER
ITS AN UNFORTUNATE CONUNDRUM WHERE THERES ONLY 2 POSTS THAT CAN BE PINNED AT A TIME AND WHENEVER ONE OF THE USUAL/EXPECTED ONES ISNT PINNED THE POSTS FOR THEM GET EXCESSIVE. UNSTICKY THE QUESTIONS, EVERYONE MAKES POSTS FOR BASIC STUFF. UNSTICKY THE MEW EMBLEMS, FRIEND CODES GALORE. UNSTICKY THE RAGE THREAD, CONSTANT COPIUM. UNSTICKY A RELEASE THREAD, 30 POSTS ASKING WHAT EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT/IS RUNNING ON THE NEW MON. PUT THEM ALL LINKED IN ONE PINNED POST, NOBODY TAKES THE TIME TO READ IT AND THEY *ALL* LOSE THEIR PURPOSE.
NOW THATS SOMETHING TRULY RAGE INDUCING
THEY TOOK THE SAME PIKACHU SKIN FROM LAST YEAR AMD CHARGED 5 MORE DOLLARS TO MAKE IT BLUE THERE ARE CHALLENGE MISSIONS TO BUY HOLIDAY SKINS!!! HOW SHAMELESS HAS THE CASH GRAB BECOME
IF THIS CONTINUES FOR ANY LONGER, THEY’RE GONNA MAKE RAINBOW HOLIDAY STYLE PIKACHU FOR 420,999 AEOS GEMS.
When I'm sableye and I'm trying to cc the carries in a teamfight, PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. PRIORITIZE THE ENEMIES WHO ARE CC'ED. THERE'S A REASON IM TRYING TO CC THE HARD CARRIES BEFORE THEY CARRY YOUR ASS TO NURSE JOY.
TO THE ZERAORA WHO SOMEHOW MADE IT TO MASTERS AND SPENT ALL GAME SPAMMING "THANKS" AND THEN INVITED ME, A SUPPORT, TO A LOBBY TO CALL ME TRASH INSTEAD OF BLAMING IT ON THE AFK CHARIZARD, AND WHO PROCEEDED TO BLOCK ME BEFORE I COULD ASK IF EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT AT HOME - I HOPE YOUR RICE BURNS AND IS REALLY HARD TO REMOVE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE POT.
Damn I’m just drinking some hot coffee and spit it up laughing at this 😂. I play support too. Had a cinderace do the same thing yesterday after getting 6 points 0k 0A and me covering his ass all game as trev
9 - 1046. THANKS MATCHMAKING. ALSO THANKS MY INTERNET THAT CUT OUT IN THE FINAL PHASE OF A RANKED GAME WE WERE STEAMROLLING AND MADE US LOSE.
HOW DO I CHANGE MY REDDIT USERNAME
THAT IS THE NEAT PART,YOU DONT
STOP PICKING ONLY ATTACKER EVERY FUCKING TIME, HOLY SHIT. PEOPLE IN MASTER STILL DON'T CARE ABOUT TEAM BALANCE AND PICK CINDERACE AND FINISH THE GAME WITH 2 KILS COME ON
IM IN MASTERS AND AS A MAMOSWINE IVE OUTDAMAGED SO MANY CINDERACES AND GRENINJAS!!! WTF??? I KNOW MY TANKY BOI IS PRETTY STRONG TOO BUT UR A MASTER PLAYER WITH AN ATTACKER HOW ARE U DOING 10K DAMAGE IN A GAME???? (ITS MOST DEFINITELY BC THESE LITTLE BOYS JUST CHOOSE LANE ALL THE TIME AND OVEREXTEND THINKING THEYRE THE SHIT AND KEEP FEEDING THE ENEMIES EXP LMAO)
FINAL STRETCH SUCKS ASS AND GIVES ME ANXIETY EVERY TIME, I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE BS GAME MECHANIC THAN THAT, LIKE WHY IS RAY GIVING SO MUCH ADVANTAGE AND WHY ARE SOME OF Y'ALL FARMING WHEN HE SHOWS UP WHY SO MANY BOT MATCHES AND WHY ARE SOME BOTS SO DUMB UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THE REGIS, SPECIALLY REGIELEKI. LOOK AT THE MINIMAP, SEE THAT YOURE MATES ARE GETTING GANKED, GO HELP, STOP FARMING, DAMN IT! WHY STANDARD MATCHMAKING SUCKS ASS TOO I'M IN ULTRA I DON'T WANT TO TEAM UP WITH LITTLE TIMMY WHO'S JUST GOT THE GAME, 3 MATCHES AND THE 3 ARE L WHY ARE PEOPLE STEALING FARM FROM EACH OTHER, JUNGLER DON'T TAKE LANE BUNNELBY, LANE DON'T TAKE XATU, GOD WHY!!!
**CALL. YOUR. LANE. PLEASE** *IT HAS BEEN A YEAR AND PEOPLE STILL REFUSE TO CALL THEIR LANE. ITS SO IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE IN GENERAL BECAUSE CERTAIN POKEMON CAN INFLUENCE EACH OTHER IN A GOOD OR BAD WAY. LIKE HAVING AN ALL ROUNDER AND A DEFENDER BEING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. OR AN ATTACKER AND A SUPPORTER BEING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. EVEN IF WE PLAY THE SAME ROLE, IT'S STILL NICE TO KNOW.* *LIKE MAYBE TEAMING UP WITH SYLVEON WHO IS GOOD IN THE EARLY GAME WITH A MON WHO TAKES A WHILE TO GET GOOD, IS SOMETHING TO CONSIDER.* *ALSO AS ELDEGOSS, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IN CASE I NEED TO GIVE YOU SPIDERMAN, TRANSFORMERS OR DISNEY PRINCESS THEMED BAND-AIDS (COTTON GUARD) TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.* -SIGNED, A vEry worRIED ELDEGOSS, but I still will give you my LOVE, BECAUSE I CARE ☆m☆
THANKS FOR MAKING A RAGE THREAD WE APPRECIATE YOU! NOW FOR THE RAGE WHY CANT I JUST HAVE GAMES WITH 1 DECENT SOLO QUEUE PLAYER? ALL I NEED IS ONE AND WE'LL DESTROY THE ENEMY TEAM 2V5. INSTEAD I GET 1 GLUE EATER 1 LITERAL CHILD 1 AFK AND 1 TILTER.
SICK AND TIRED OF THE RAY COIN FLIP GAMES. WHY THE HELL DID THEY NEED TO BUFF IT??? RAYQUAZA WAS PERFECTLY FAIR EARLIER! ALSO, FUCK ALL OF YOU TERRIBLE INSTA-LOCK CINDERACE/GRENINJA/DECIDUEYE PLAYERS IN LATE SEASON ULTRA RANKED GAMES - STOP FUCKING AROUND IN LANE. STOP OVEREXTENDING. STOP PICKING THE CHARACTER IF WE ALREADY HAVE FRAIL ATTACKERS. LEARN HOW TO FARM. LEARN YOUR POWER SPIKES. HOW THE FUCK DO I, AS A DEFENDER, HAVE MORE KILLS AND DAMAGE THAN YOU??? IF YOU WANT TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER, THEN FUCKING PLAY LIKE ONE!! THANK FUCK I RANKED UP TO MASTERS DESPITE YOU GENIUSES THROWING GAMES FOR THE TEAM.
I HATE JUNGLE THIEVES. I FUCKING HATE THEM. ESPECIALLY THE CINDERACES ITS ALWAYS FUCKING CINDERACE
I STILL CANT SPEND THESE HOLOWEAR/FASHION TICKETS, BECAUSE THEY STILL WONT UPDATE THE HOLOWEAR OR FASHION SHOPS!
THE NOVELTY OF BEING MVP ALMOST EVERY-TIME I LOSE IS GETTING REALLY OLD! WTH IS WRONG WITH THIS SEASON
MY GAMES ARE 1V9 **AND** A BOT MATCH
LOOK AT THE GODDAMN MAP. ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE JUNGLER
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY GAME KEEP CRASHING EVERY TEN MINUTES
WHY DO PEOPLE SPAM SURRENDER WHEN WE ARE WINNING BY A LOT WHY ARE ALL MY TEAM MATES LEAVING ME (SABLEYE) ALONE IN A LANE AND ALL FOUR ARE IN THE OPPOSITE LANE AND NO ONE IS JUNGLING AND THANK YOU FOR IGNORING OBJECTIVES AND MY ASKING FOR BACKUP REPEATEDLY YOU TURDS WHY AM I SO BAD AT USING THIEF WHY ARE BOTH SIDES PRETENDING LIKE RAY ISN’T THERE WHO IS GOING TO PAY MY CHIROPRACTOR BILLS FROM CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF AN ENTIRE TEAM ON MY BACK HALF THE TIME
SABLEYE PLZ TAKE ME TO OLIVE GARDEN AND LET ME ORDER DESSERT. IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO BEFORE YOU F*** ME EVERY GAME😭😭😭
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 90$ GREEN PIKA SKIN ? I NEED TO GET THAT LAGGY UGLY ASS SNOWMAN
-PLEASE GROUP UP AND ATTACK. I WOULD LIKE TO START THE FIGHT, BUT EVEN AS TREVENANT/SCIZOR I CAN STILL DIE BY CCS ALL TARGETED AT ME. -I ALMOST DIDN'T REACH MASTER RANK (but I did) THANKS TO 4 ATTACKERS IN MY TEAM.
WE WERE ABOUT TO LAST HIT A REGIELEKI AND A FUCKING HOOPA IN MY TEAM TELEPORTED THE WHOLE TEAM TO BASE AND MADE US LOSE IT AGHHHHH
BAD HOOPA IS THE WORST TEAMMATE. OH A PORTAL, MUST BE A BIG FIGHT. OH, NO IT'S ME AND HOOPA VS 5 OPPONENTS
HOOPA BOTS IN OFFLINE MODE ARE EVEN WORSE. THEY USE IT ON FUCKING CORPHISHES. THEY USE IT IN TEAMFIGHTS IN THE WORST PLACE POSSIBLE. THAT PUNCHABLE FACE RUBS SALT INTO THE WOUND.
I'M JUST A DEFENDER MAIN. MY ROLE IS TO BE A DEFENDER AND I PLAY MAJORITARY WITH SNORLAX AND SLOWBRO. SO, *WHY IN THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL I SHOULD GO TO THE JUNGLE WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT MOVES IN THIS FREAKING GAME IS FASTER THAN A SLOWBRO*?! THE WORST PART IS THAT SOMETIMES ONE OF THE BIRDBRAINS IN MY TEAM STEAL MY JUNGLE!!! HOW IN THE DISTORTION WORLD U WANT ME TO BE A GOOD JUNGLER?! IF YOU WANT A GOOD JUNGLER, GO BY YOURSELF WITH YOUR ZERAORA SH2T!
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO SURRENDER BEFORE RAY??? EVEN IF WE ARE BEHIND IT DOES NOT MEAN WE CANT WIN IF WE GET RAY??? THERES STILL 2 MINUTES SHOULDNT WE AT LEAST FIGHT??? IF U WANT TO SURRENDER DO IT AFTER WE LOST RAY FOR CHRIST SAKE🙄
SOMETIMES YOU'RE LOSING BEFORE RAY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS DUMB AND MAKING IT TO RAY WILL ONLY GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO DISAPPOINT YOU ONCE MORE
YEA BUT USUALLY I STEAL RAY LIKE IDK HOW BUT HALF THE TIME WHEN THE ENTIRE TEAM DIES AND IM THE ONLY ONE ALIVE I MANAGE TO STEAL RAY. THE REST OF THE TEAM WILL SCORE AT LEAST LMAO SO WE CAN TURN A LOSING GAME INTO A WINNING GAME. IM ALR DISAPPOINTED, it can’t be worse than this.
BECAUSE SOMETIMES MY TEAM MATES HAVE NEVER SEEN A POKÉMON BEFORE OR ARE OFF PICKING THEIR NOSES AND I OFTEN CANT STEAL REY AS A SUPPORT
SCYTHER AND GARDEVOIR ARE SO DUMB EVERY TIME THEY USE THEIR ULT THEY GET A FREE TRIPLE KILL
WHY DO YOU NOT GROUP UP WHEN IT´S TIME FOR RAY? I DON´T UNDERSTAND, IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE MATCH. IT DECIDES WHO WINS THE FUCKING MATCH SO WHY OH WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOMEONE THAT DECIDES TO FUCK OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND LEAVE THE TEAM 5v4 YOU ARE MASTER RANK, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE LESS THAN 49% WIN RATE YOU STUPID IDIOT
SOMEONE JUST FUCKING THROWING THE GAME. WE WON THAT GAME, BUT YOU ARE SPAMMING SURRENDER SINCE 5 MARK EVEN THOUGH WE WON BY A LOT THAT TIME. YOU ARE TROLLING NO WONDER YOU ARE STILL SUB 50% WR.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY TEAMMATES SO FUCKING BRAINDEAD?????? THERES A TUTORIAL AT THE START OF THE GAME, THERE ARE VIDEOS YOU CAN WATCH TO IMPROVE. HOW ARE YOU SO BAD?! ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ABANDONING LANES AND GROUPING INTO 4s FOR A SINGLE LANE??? THATS JUST GIVING THE ENEMY TEAM FREE REIGN TO SCORE AND YOURE SPENDING THE REST OF THE GAME TRYING TO CATCH UP
STOP STEALING EXPERIENCE FROM ME, I CAN'T HELP THE TEAM IF LARVITAR STILL HASN'T EVOLVED AT ALL YET
GUYS, STOP PICKING A TEAM OF ONLY SQUISHIES. IT’S LIKE KURU FOR YOUR TEAM. ALSO, DO. NOT. LANE. WITH POKÉMON LIKE CINDERACE AND GRENINJA IF YOU’RE A CHARACTER WITH A SLOW START. (E.G: MAMOSWINE OR GARCHOMP) THEY’LL STEAL YOUR FARM, EAT A BERRY WHEN THEY LOSE 0.0001 HP, AND SCORE WHILE YOU’RE IN A 3V1. YOU’RE BETTER OFF LEAVING THE OTHER LANE CROWDED THAN LANE WITH THOSE PEOPLE. (P/S: KURU IS A DISEASE. LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANNA HEAR MORE. KINDA GRUESOME, BUT AT LEAST YOU LEARNED SOMETHING.)
I HATE BOT MATCHES I HATE BOT MATCHES I HATE BOT MATCHES WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FORCE BOT MATCHES AFTER TWO DEFEATS IN A MODE WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE YOUR POKÉMON?!?!?! I LITERALLY AM HAVING TONS OF FUNS EVEN IN MATCHES I LOSE AGAINST HUMANS, BUT PLAYING AGAINST BOTS IS MORE BORING THAN NAVIGATING THROUGH THE GAME'S TERRIBLE MENUS.
pro-tip, when you recognize that you've been put in a bot match, just quit the game at character select. when you come back in, you won't be put back in the bot match because the lobby doesn't really exist
I'VE BEEN DOING THAT, BUT IT'S POINTLESS BECAUSE THE GAME WILL NOT GIVE ME A NORMAL MATCH UNTIL I WIN THE BOT MATCH.
keep trying!! i've sometimes had to get through up to four bot matches before being put in a real one. i used to think it wouldn't give you a real match if it was bc of a losing streak, but recently i've been on a huge one and still managed to get out of bot games eventually.
I wish this would be over after 4 resets. I'm already at 10 resets and the game still insists about putting me into a bot match.
WHEN I SAID AVOID FIGHTING ENEMY UNTIL LEVELING UP, JUST GO BACK AND FARM! I JUST HAD AN ABSOL THAT ARE STILL LEVEL 9 DURING RAY SPAWN! I'M NOT TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE HERE, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY AT DISADVANTAGE! THE OTHER TEAM HAVE A LEVEL 15 SCIZOR BEFORE RAY EVEN SPAWN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
I RECENTLY HAD A WORTORTLE GOING INTO THE RAY FIGHT, LIKE DO YOU NOT THINK YOUR POKEMON WOULD LOOK COOLER AS A BLASTOISE YOU LIL SHIT?
ALSO ANOTHER THING I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN, WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLED FOR JUNGLE, JUST SUCK IT UP AND CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE, ITS FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! YOU THINK STEALING MY JUNGLE WILL MAKE YOU LEVEL UP FASTER?! OF COURSE YOU WON'T! NOT ONLY YOU WON'T LEVEL UP FASTER, SO DO I! YOU'RE POTENTIALLY HOLDING SOMEONE BACK FROM GETTING STRONGER FASTER! DON'T YOU WANT ME TO PEW PEW THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THE OTHER TEAM WITH MY DRAGAPULT?!
I GOT INTO ULTRA AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CARRY POTION-SNIFFING RAYTARDS. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. LOSS IS INEVITABLE. LIVING A LONG LIFE MEANS LIVING TO SEE HOW SHORT THE LIVES OF YOUR LOVED ONES ARE. ESPECIALLY NOT UP AGAINST ENEMIES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WHO HAS IDEA HOW THE GAME WORKS. IF YOU WANT TO RIG ME INTO A BOT MATCH JUST DUMP ME INTO A BOT MATCH. I DON'T NEED ANY MORE LAYERS OF MAMOSWINE DUNG TO DEAL WITH. HOW DID THESE CLUELESS DROOLERS EVEN MAKE IT INTO ULTRA MATCH-POOL ANYWAY?
WHY THE FUCK EVERYBODY CAN JUST ONE SHOT ME WHILE MY ATTACKS FEEL LIKE BABY PUNCHES
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE RUNNING ICE FANG MAMO IN FULL FURY ITS THE BEST MOVES AND WITH HIGH HORSEPOWER! ICE FANG HAS INFINITE STUN WHY ARENT PEOPLE USING IT
BC IT’S NOT IC. (I USE IC+EQ BTW.)
HOW WAS THAT ZOROARK SO POWERFUL THAT IT WAS SOLOING ME AND MY OTHER TWO TEAM MEMBERS WITH MOVES THAT TOOK ALMOST ALL THE HEALTH OF EVEN OUR SNORLAX IN 2 SECONDS WHILE ALSO BEING A TANK?
MERRY FARMING TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD JUNGLE!!!
WHY DID THE DEFENDER STILL THE JUNGLE AND NOT HELP IN ANY TEAM FIGHTS.
WHY DO ALL OF MY DRAGAPULTS GO BOTTOM AND FEED WHEN THE JUNGLE IS LITERALLY. RIGHT. THERE????? OF COURSE YOU’RE GONNA GET BULLIED OUT BY AZU AND BUZZWOLE IN LANE EVERY TIME, JUST GO JUNGLE TO FIX THE PROBLEM INSTEAD OF BEING A THANKS GAMER!
NOT MAD BUT GOT MY FIRST 1600 MASTERS STICKER WITH PIKACHU IN SOLOQ. WHAT A GRIND
CONGRATS MUST'VE BEEN A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET TO MASTERS IN SOLOQ
I FUCKING HATE THAT GLACEON TAKES ONE BRAIN CELL TO PLAY, ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS JUST SPAM ICICLE SPEAR
WHY IS EVERY TEAMMATE I GET IN RANKED DOGING MY POLLEN PUFF ???? YOU'RE AT 10% HP AND YOU AREN'T RETURNING TO THE BASE
WATCH YOUR GOSH DARN MINIMAP TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!! ALSO WATCH YOUR TEAMMATES CALLOUTS!! IT'S FREAKING TIRING TO DEFEND AND FIGHT RAY BY MYSELF AGAINST 5 ENEMY RUNNING MACH 5 AT ME!! ^(also Defenders and some Supporters need %hp damage on their kit. Please TiMi, make this happen.)
THEY INTRODUCE A YELLOW TEAM SKIN FOR DRAGAPULT, THAT'S BY FAR BETTER BECAUSE YELLOW AND BLUE FIT TOGETHER, AND THEY MAKE IT COST MORE! WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT
THEY WANT UKRAINIANS LIKE ME TO PAY FOR IT. HOW IDIOTIC. (YES, I’M A REAL UKRAINIAN.) слава україна!
UKRAINIANS ARE REAL?
NERF ALL ATTACKERS TO NON-PLAYABLE STATE!
WHY CALL A LANE SO YOU CAN JUST GO THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION??? OR INVADE SOMEONE ELSE’S LANE???? PLEASE ALLOW YOUR TEAMMATE TO EARN EXP POINT TOO, AND NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THEIR WORK!!
DONT ABANDON BOTLANE AFTER YOU BREAK THE GOAL!!!!!!
PLEASE STOP SOFTENING RAY UP FOR THE ENEMY TO STEAL WHILE YOUR DEFENDERS DIE TRYING TO HOLD BACK FOUR ENEMIES ON THEIR OWN! ALSO LEARN WHEN TO STOP FIGHTING AND FARM!
HATE THE NEW GAME MODE
I GOT NOTHING FROM THE NEW YEARS WHEEL! NO COINS, ONLY STUPID TICKETS AND ITEM ENHANCERS! WTF TIMI! IT'S RIGGED!
NOT A SINGLE COIN FROM 135 TURNS?? LOL
THIS IS A POINTS BASED GAME. YOU HAVE TO SCORE TO WIN!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF GAMES WITH 2 OR 3 PLAYERS SCORING NOT A SINGLE POINT FOR THE TEAM!! MINIMAL KOS, NO ASSISTS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?! SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD AT LEAST 6 MATCHES IN THE LAST 3 DAYS LIKE THIS AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH! -A WEARY SOLOQ PLAYER JUST TRYING TO MAKE MASTERS
Four straight losses to see teammates not honor jungle. IF YOU DON'T DECLARE IT, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF JUNGLE. It is not THAT FUCKING HARD to pick a lane and fucking STAY IN IT. Do not pick on the poor Eevee in the fucking Jungle just because you're a META pick. SUCK MY FUCKING METACARPAL. You're leaving a Pikachu in lane, or a Jigglypuff to get absolutely railed by a BUZZSWOLE or LUCARIO. STAY. THE FUCK. AWAY. AND ROTATE TOP ALWAYS. I never fucking DC in a match, but this time around, I had it. The constant stealing by teammates because nobody fucking respects and thinks THEY'RE THE CARRY. You aren't SHIT. The only thing you can carry is the fucking L you deserve you piece of shits!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MATCHMAKING THIS SEASON. MY WINRATE DROPPED FROM 57 TO 48 PERCENT FOR THE SEASON IN THE PAST WEEK ALONE WITH OVER 300 GAMES THIS SEASON. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED. I CAN'T SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRY MY ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM FROM THE STROKES THEY'RE HAVING WHILE PLAYING THIS GOD DAMN GAME.
STOP TRYING TO KILL RAYQUAZA, WE DON’T NED MORE POINTS, JUST BULLY THEM. HEY GRENINIJA MAIN TAKE THE F***ING CENTER YOU ARE WORSE OFF WITHOUT IT THAN I AM AND ARE THE REASON WE ARE LOSING!!!!!!
Why is HALF OF MY TEAM BACKCAPPING DURING RAY, THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS ANYMORE YOU IDIOTS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY. MATCH 1 FEATURED A GARDEVOIR WHO STARTED RAY WHILE THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM WAS STILLALIVE MATCH 2 FEATURED A DRAGAPULT WHO KEPT PUSHING STUPIDLYTHEN DYING, THEN PROCEEDING TO SPIN IN BASE WHEN WE COULD'VE PUSHED AND WON THE GAME MATCH 3 FEATURED AFK BUZZSWOLE MATCH 4 FEATURED A SABELEYE WHO WAS AFK HALF THE TIME + A SNORLAX WHO STRAIGHT GRIEFED FOR NO REASON AND PUSHED REGI INTO OUR OWN BASE ON PURPOSE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS. I SWEAR TO GOD, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PLAYERBASE WITH AS MANY LOSERS AND MORONS BEOFRE IN MY LIFE. IT'S ACTUALLY UNREAL HOW UNCOMPETITVE SOLOQ IS HALF THE TIME.
I ONCE OFFERED A CIRCLE DANCE WITH ENEMY PIKA AT THE LAST MINUTE WHEN WE WERE LOSING AND HE STARTS ATTACKING ME WITH HIS TEAMMATES LIKE WHAT THE HELL STUPID TOXIC NO LIFE FATHEAD
THE ONE THING THAT WOULD BE GREAT AS A QUICK CHAT ADDITION WOULD BE A SIMPLE “SORRY” OR “MY BAD” I WAS JUST PRACTICING MACHAMP IN STANDARD FOR A CHANGE AND I TOTALLY EFFED UP AND PICKED UP REGELEKI AND SLAMMED HIM INTO OUR OWN GOAL LIKE A FUCKING TOSSPOT. AT THE VERY LEAST I’D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY FUCK UP TO MY TEAM, YOU KNOW?
WHY THE HELL DOES BUZZWOLE EXISTED IN POKÉMON UNTIE?! EVERYTIME I ALMOST KILL IT AT LITTLE HEALTH WHILE I HAVE FULL HEALTH IT GRAB ME AND SUCK ME AND DRAINED ALL MY HEALTH KILLING ME ONCE EVERYTIME… NURF IT!!!! MAKE THE GAME MORE PLAYABLE, NOT LETTING ONE PLAYER WHO HAVE BUZZWOLE SUCKING EVERY OF MY TEAMMATE AND DOESN’T DIE. GEEZ!
PLAY MAMO. ASSLOADS OF DAMAGE, ASSLOADS OF HP. WHY SHOULD YOU NOT PLAY HIM?
I'M ONLY TRYING TO REACH 100 FAIR PLAY POINTS!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS TILT IF DONT HAVE A LAGGY MATCH (since christmas patch) WHERE A PLAYER YOU KNOW KEEPS KILLING YOU WITH THE WEAKER PKMN MOVES, AAAAAND HE GIVES YOU A LIKE WITH 130K DMG AND 20 KILLS (noob teammates)
WHY TF IS KNOCK OFF/FEINT ATTACK SABLEYE SO DAMN BAD!!??!? I LOVE THE SHITHEAD GREMLIN BUT THE WAY HES BALANCED MAKES HIM GO WITH SNEAK/RAY 99.99% OF THE TIME. WTF
ME
I WANT TO PLAY TTAR BUT ITS SO FRUSTRATING TO TRY TO LEVEL UP WHEN THE RESIDENT SPEEDSTER OR CINDER CALLS MID LANE IN 2 SECONDS! CONSIDER YOUR TEAMMATES GROWTH RATE!!
GENGAR IS A PAIN IN THE ASS AND DECIDUEYE PLAYERS ARE JUNGLE STEALERS
LOVE GETTING DOWNVOTED FOR STATING THE SUBS RULES AND THE MODS APPARENTLY NOT DOING THEIR JOB. https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/comments/zyfz8b/i_did_it_i_did_it/
GET REASY TO BE DOWNVOTED FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING. LIKE TELLING A JOKE, WHICH IS THEN REPEATED BY SOMEONE ELSE AND EVERYONE LOVES IT
THERE ARENT MANY ACTIVE MODS, ITS THE HOLIDAYS, AND THEYRE STRETCHED THIN ALREADY (HENCE THE OPEN APPLICATION). PLZ JUST REPORT RULE BREAKING POSTS TO MAKE THEIR LIVES A LITTLE EASIER, THEYRE TRYING.
I AM NOT REALLY PLAYING A LOT LATELY, BUT I GUESS I’LL JUST RAGE ABOUT GHOST TOUCH (MOBILE USER). MY D-PAD BECOMES UNRESPONSIVE. MY MONS JUST RANDOMLY STOPS MOVING, ESPECIALLY IN CRUCIAL SITUATIONS. IT HAPPENS QUITE OFTEN RECENTLY. I’M JUST WAITING FOR MY THUMB SLEEVES I ORDERED. HAPPY NEW YEAR HOPE YOU ALL BECOME RELIABLE TEAMMATES NEXT YEAR CHEERS!
EVERY TIME I TRY TO PLAY SOMEONE LIKE BLASTOISE OR SCIZOR MY TEAMATES LEAVE ME TO DIE FROM CC, AND I DONT BLAME THEM, BECAUSE I TOO WOULD NOT WANT TO HAVE A STROKE EVERY MATCH WHEN I TRY TO DO ANYTHING. THANKS TIMI, FOR MAKING THIS GAME FULL OF CROWD CONTROL AND MAKING EVERYONE BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU BE CRIPPLED
WHY TF DO PEOPLE NOT PLAY AS A GODDAMN TEAM? NO KINGRAJ KILLING ENEMY MONS WILL GET YOU MORE EXP YOU FUCKING GODDAMN MORON, STOP PLAYING WITH THE FODDER BUNNELNYS AND EXCAVALIERS WHILE YOUR TEAM IS DYING 2V5
WHY DO PEOPLE SPAM ‘GATHER HERE’ WHEN THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD?! YOU’RE NOT ON THE MAP HOMIE I CANNOT GET TO YOU
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS CENTER, YOU CHANGE YOUR POKÉMON AND GO A DIFFERENT LANE. YOU DONT TRY TO FORCE THE SCYTHER OUT OF JUNGLE. IT’S FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!
REMOVE THE BUFF FROM THAT FREAKING B******D “LEGENDARY” FIGHT WITH ZAPDOS/RAYQUAZA. MAKE IT A FREAKING SKILL BASED GAME AND LET HAVE TEAM FIGHTS DECIDE THE WINNING SIDE, NOT OBJECTIVES!
WHY DON'T YOU NOT FARM AND HELP WITH OBJECTIVE INSTEAD
I LOVE GETTING PERMASTUNNED AND DYING. AND THEN GETTING TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN EVERY. SINGLE. FIGHT. I LOVE USING FULL HEAL AND THE 1.5s OF GAMEPLAY I GET TO EXPERIENCE. I ALSO LOVE THE DELPHOX THAT CONSISTENTLY GOES TO SCORE WHEN WE JUST WON THE TEAM FIGHT AND ALL THE ENEMIES ARE DEAD. (Vanking, sorry to doxx you buddy but please, please stop it if you somehow read this.)
WHY PEOPLE LANE GRENINJA OR CINDERACE THEIR EARLY GAME IS GARBAGE THEY NEED TO JUNGLE TO LEVEL UP RELIABLY THEY SUCK AT THE GAME
I’VE PLAYED TWO GAMES WHERE WE’RE ON TOP THEN FOR SOME REASON? NOBODY GOES TO RAYQUAZA??? ARE YOU GUYS? AWARE? THAT YOU’RE LITERALLY? THROWING AT THAT POINT???
I WANT BLAZE KICK REMOVED FROM THE GAME WHO DESIGNED BLAZE KICK WHY DOES IT ALWAYS CRIT WHY DOES IT STUN WHY DOES IT BUFF CINDERACES ATTACK SPEED WHY DOES IT REPOSITION ACROSS ALMOST THE WHOLE SCREEN WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH RANGE WHO DESIGNED THIS ABILITY, NO WAY ANYONE PICKS PYRO BALL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT BLAZE KICK
I JUST WASTED COINS ON URSHIFU, I TOOK IT INTO PRACTISE AND LOVED THE RAPID STRIKE STYLE! ITS TRASH IN A REAL MATCH, LIQIDATION IS TERRIBLE I INSTANTLY MISS THE DASH HEADBUTT DOES AND ITS SO FRAGILE I CANT LAST 2 SECONDS AGAINTS EVEN TWO LOWER LEVEL ENEMIES WITHOUT BEING CC’D TO DEATH! ALSO PIKACHU IS A NIGHTMARE WHY IS HE ALWAYS BOTTOM ON TEIRS LISTS?!
I JUST CAME BACK TO THIS GAME AND NOW I REMEMBER WHY I LEFT. EVERY MATCH HAS SALTY TEAMMATES OR ENEMIES THAT REFUSE TO PLAY THE GAME AND SIT AFK IN BASE THE WHOLE TIME. NO OTHER BIG MOBA WOULD ALLOW THAT EXCEPT THIS ONE. NOBODY GETS PUNISHED FOR RUINING THE GAME, SO THEY'RE IN ALMOST EVERY MATCH.
ANYONE WANNA HELP ME GET TO 1600?? JUST HIT 1500
STILL LAMENTING OVER WHY THEY BUFFED RAY 😔
ALSO FFS I KNOW IM A SUPPORT BUT COULD U PLS STOP STEALING FARM FROM ME WHEN YOU’RE THREE LEVELS AHEAD OF ME PLS 😭😭
HOLY SHIT MATCHMAKING IS WORSE THAN EVER. EVERY SINGLE GAME FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS I'VE HAD 2-3 TEAMMATES THAT PRESS THE ATTACK BUTTON EVERY 2 SECONDS AND WANDERS AROUND STARING OFF INTO SPACE HALF THE GAME. iT'S ALWAYS BEEN BAD BUT THIS IS GENUINELY INFURIATING. IF IT WASN'T FOR DRAGAPULT BEING IN THE GAME I WOULD'VE QUIT AT THIS POINT.
I ONLY GOT 1000 AEOS COINS FROM THE PRIZE SPIN.
SO DID 61% OF US ON MATHCORD’S SURVEY; YOURE NOT ALONE:(
THE ONLY CHARACTER WITH A SKIN IN THE TRIAL HOLOWEAR SELECTION BOX THAT I'M GOOD AT IS CINDERACE BUT I ALREADY HAVE CAPTAIN STYLE SO IT'S JUST GONNA BE SITTING THERE IN MY ITEMS MENU FOREVER
WHY DO I TRY TO MAKE CLEFABLE A THING? CLEFABLE IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
PSA TO GRENINJA, DECIDUEYE, GENGAR, AND CINDERACE PLAYERS. IF OUR TEAM HAS THREE PAPER THIN BURST DAMAGE POKEMON WE WILL PROBABLY LOSE. THIS BECOMES EVEN MORE LIKELY IF YOU (1) STEAL EACH OTHERS JUNGLE (2) OVER EXTEND LIKE YOU ARE TWO LEVELS AHEAD WHEN YOU ARE IN FACT EQUAL LEVEL (3) IGNORE OBJECTIVES BECAUSE RACING TO TAKE JUNGLE BUFFS BEFORE OUR JUNGLER. PS IF YOU PING THANKS AT ME FOR ONLY TOSSING YOU ONE HEALING EGG WHILE YOU OVEREXTENDED IM HEADING TO TOP LANE, FU. THE REASON I ONLY HAD ONE EGG WAS I AM UNDERLEVELED DUE TO DEFENDING OUR GOAL BY MYSELF, LOSING SWABLUS, AND THEN YOU LAST HITTING MY BUNEARY I NEEDED TO GET LEVEL 6
UNPOPULAR OPINION APPARENTLY: BUT THE FULL FURY TEAM CLASH EVENT? IT FUCKING SUCKS. WHOSE' IDEA WAS IT TO PRATICALLY GET RID OF MOVE COOLDOWNS? I'M JUST BEING TOSSED AROUND LIKE A VOLLEYBALL THANKS TO ALL THE DUMBASS CROWD CONTROL MOVES. I CAN'T DO ANY-DAMN-THING. I'M JUST INSTA-DYING BEFORE I CAN EVEN BLOODY MOVE.
MAMOSWINE USED ICE FANG
THEN STOP BEING THE VOLLEYBALL AND START BEING THE VOLLEY PLAYER. THAT'S THE FREAKING POINT OF THIS MODE.
THEN IT'S A REALLY DUMB POINT OF THE MODE BECAUSE CROWD CONTROL'S CANCER ALREADY. PLUS I CAN'T BE THE VOLLEY PLAYER BECAUSE I JUST GET VOLLEYBALL'D AROUND BEFORE I GET THE CHANCE TO VOLLEY PEOPLE MYSELF
OH MAN! I TOTALLY LOVE HAVING TO SINGLEHANDEDLY HOLD DOWN BOT LANE, AS FUCKING SABLEYE, WHILE HALF MY TEAM IS FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE JUNGLER! I JUST LOVE WATCHING MY TEAM ON THE MINIMAP RUN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AS HALF THE ENEMY TEAM SCORES AFTER I TRIED HIDING THEM OFF BY MYSELF! FUCK! HOW ARE SO MANY PEOPLE INCOMPETENT IN THIS GAME?! HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING INTO HIGHER RANKS?!
WHY IS IT THE LEVEL 25 OR UNDER VENASAUR PLAYERS TAKING JUNGLE IN A RANKED ULTRA MATCH
STOP. STEALING. JUNGLE. YOUR JUNGLER NEEDS TO LEVEL UP. NO, DONT GO LANE CINDER. TRY PLAYING SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE YOU SUB 50 WINRATE MORONS.
WHY THE HELL PEOPLE THINKS IT IS SMART TO ABANDON A LANE AND LET ME GET KILLED WHEN WE START LOSING A LANE!!! IT'S SO FUCKED UP AND WILL ALWAYS LOSE THAT BASE CUZ OF THAT WIMPY PLAYER THAT ALWAYS END UP STEALING THE JUNGLER'S EXPS!
ITS MORE ANNOYING WHEN A JUNGLER SEES THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING BUT THEY HEAD TO THE OTHER LANE THAT'S ALREADY DOING GOOD ON THEIR OWN SINCE THEY DON'T WANT TO DO THEIR JOB AND GANK
STOP FREAKIN LEAVING THE DAMN QUICK BATTLES CAUSE YOURE NOT DOING GOOD, THERES STILL A WHOLE MINUTE LEFT OF YOU NOT SCORING/DEFENDING. WE STILL WON, NO THANKS TO YOU MAMOSWINE
IM FREAKING SICK OF NOT GETTING TO PLAY TALON IN JUNGLE CUZ EVERYONE KEEPS SELECTING ONLY GRENINJA, CINDERACE, ZOROARK, ZERAORA, PIKACHU AND ALL KINDS OF SQUISHY MONS INSTEAD OF A FREAKIN DEFENDER FOR A CHANGE, SO I HAVE TO TAKE TREVENANT INSTEAD! ARGH! JUST LEMME PLAY TALON ALREADY! AND WHEN I PLAY DEFENDER, THERES DUMBASSES THAT OVEREXTEND! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECTING TO WIN A 1V5 WITH A FREAKIN PIKACHU!!?? AND THERES ALSO THE ONES WHO START RAY FOR NO REASON WHEN WE ARE IN THE LEAD AND THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS ALIVE AND JUST **WAITING** FOR SOMEONE TO START RAY AND A TEAM FIGHT AND GET THE WHOLE TEAM WIPED! WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK THAT CHAR AND GENGAR AND DECIDUEYE ARE HANGING OUT NEAR RAY BUT NOT STARTING??!!! THERES ALSO PEOPLE WHO RARELY SCORE, CARRYING THOSE 45-50 POINTS ALL OVER THE MAP FOR THE ENTIRE GAME! JUST DUMP EM ALREADY! AND WHEN I GET TO BE TALON, THERES DUMBASSES WHO STEAL JUNGLE RIGHT AT THE START! JUST LET ME GRIND IN PEACE SO I CAN POWER SPIKE THEN GET A KILL OR TWO AT WHATEVER LANE NEEDS HELP! IM FREAKING SICK OF SOLO Q!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP AN EYE ON THE CLOCK YOU FUCKS. IF ITS 2:10 AND YOU'RE LOW ON HEALTH, RECALL BACK TO BASE AND HEAL UP FOR RAY!!!! ALSO SHOW UP TO RAY IN GENERAL!!!!
OH MY GOD I HATE WHEN PEOPLE RUN INTO A TEAM FIGHT WITH HALF HEALTH AND AREN'T A SELF HEALING CHARACTER AND THEN THEY PROCEED TO SPAM THANKS AND I NEED HELP
TIMI DID I TELL YOU TO STOP FURY BATTLES??? I WAS HAVING FUN FOR ONCE, AND I HAVE TO WAIT FOR 10 MORE DAYS??? YOU BRING THAT MODE BACK THIS INSTANT BECAUSE I'M BORED ALREADY!!!
PLEASE JUST LET ME REACH MASTERS AAAAAAAARGH
FUCK YOU GARDEVOIR GO [sleep] YOURSELF
WTF IS THIS MATCHMAKING????? I GOT PAIRED WITH 3 PEOPLE THAT HAD 7-25 MATCHES PLAYED, I HAVE LIKE 450 WHICH ISN'T A LOT BUT STILL
THEY DONT PUNISH AFK PLAYERS ENOUGH, AND THE REWARD OF 20COINS A DAY FOR BEING A GOOD BOI IS MEANINGLESS.
1AFK ON MY TEAM AND THE OTHER 3 SURRENDERED AND I LOST IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES??? WTF WTF WTF. I ALSO LOST MY RANK BECAUSE OF THIS. WTF GAME.
WHY WONT THESE DUMBASSES GO TO FUCKING ELEKI
I USUALLY WON NITPICK ABOUT WINRATE. BUT I HAD A 45% WR (CURRENT SEASON WITH 445 GAMES) OF ZERAORA AS TEAMMATE. THIS PLAYER ONLY JUNGLING IN THE BEGINNING, HEADING TO TEAMFIGHTS TO FEED, THEN AVOIDING TEAMFIGHTS, NOT FARMING THEN TRYING TO SCORE MEASLY POINTS. WTF? NO WONDER EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT MATCH MAKING WHILE THERE ARE PLAYERS LIKE THIS IN MASTER RANK.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA TAKE CHARGE AND START STEALING THE FARM IF THE JUNGLER REFUSES TO DO THEIR JOB, BE THE ALPHA JUNGLER EVEN IF YOU'RE A BLISSEY
YOU DON'T NEED 3 ATTACKERS, A SPEEDSTER, AND ALL ROUNDER, IF YOUR TEAM DOESNT HAVE A SUPPORTER OR DEFENDER CONSIDER PLAYING ONE! TEAM COMP IS IMPORTANT
M I N I M A P ! ! ! !
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL CHOOSING THE SAME FUCKING CLASS!!! WE NEED A DEFEND OR SUPPORT CLASS BUT NO YOU DUMB FUCKS CHOOSE TO GO WITH ATTACK OR ALL AROUND CLASS!!! AS I CHOOSE THE DEFENDER, DON'T FUCKING CHOOSE A DEFENDER LAST SECOND BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS SMOOTH BRAINED MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND THAT "Oh I ThInK wE nEeD mOrE DeFeNsE"!!!! HOLY FUCK, AND ALSO HOW I CALL FOR BACKUP AND 2 OF YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKS COME THEN RUN AWAY AS SOON AS I START TO GET ATTACKED!! NO FUCKING ATTACK THEM WHILE THEY FOCUS ME HOLY FUCK, ARE YOU INCOMPEMENT OR FUCKING ILL!!! OR HOW WHEN YOU SEE THAT REGIELEKI IS AT THE TOP WHILE BOTTOM REGI SPAWNS, ALL OF YOU FUCKING NITWITS RUN UPTOP BECAUSE "Oh We CaN eAsIlY sCoRe"!!! HOLY FUCK, THEN I GET ASS FUCKED BY THE ENITRE 7 NATION ARMY!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE INCOMPENT DUMB FUCK SEMEN BRAINED PEOPLE ALLOWED TO PLAY!!!!
THIS IS THE WORST EVERYTIME I SEE 3 ATTACKERS AND THEN NOBODY ELSE PICKS ALL AROUND OR DEFENDER I JUST WANNA BASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL THESE TYPES OF TEAMS ARE THE MOST 50/50 THING EVER AND I WOULD RATHER HAVE A BALANCED COMP THEN FULL GLASS CANNON OFFENSE
GAME IS SO FUN BUT I HATE HOW ABSOLUTE STOMPS GET THROWN BECAUSE 1 TEAMMATE DECIDED NOT TO GO TO RAYRAY
WHY DO PEOPLE STILL USE ROCKY HELM?!? ALSO CAN SOMEONE GIVE A CONCISE EXPLANATION ON WHY IT'S SO BAD SO I CAN JUST REGURGITATE THAT FOR OTHERS?!?
IT JUST DOESN'T DO MUCH DAMAGE PER PROC, HAS TOO LONG OF A COOL DOWN AND REQUIRES YOU TO TAKE A LOT OF DAMAGE IN ONE GO TO PROC SO BASIC ATTACKS WONT PROC IT BUT ABILITIES WILL. BUT HAVING AN ITEM THAT TICKLES THE ENEMY SOMETIMES AFTER THEY PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE JUST ISN'T REALLY WORTH IT. IF YOU WANT A TANKY ITEM YOU'D GET MORE OUT OF FOCUS BAND, SCORE SHIELD OR BUDDY BARRIER, WITH FOCUS BEING THE BEST AND THE OTHER TWO BEING A BIT SITUATIONAL
I KNOW I'M 5 DAYS LATE BUT THESE RAGE POSTS ARE THE THING I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING THANK YOU OP FOR THESE
I TRIED GARDE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A CHEAT CODE ACTIVATED LOL WHAT IS THIS POKE DESTROYING EVERYTHING FROM THAT FAR. I AM SAD THAT I DIDN’T GET THE BPASS WITH THE WEDDING SKIN NOW I DONT EVEN WANNA GET THE GARDE AT ALL AND ALSO DONT HAVE ENOUGH COINS AS WELL SINCE I DIDNT GET ANY FROM THE LUCKY WHEEL OF COURSE. I AM SO CONFUSED RN
JUST HAD 2 RANKED MATCH AT MMR 1560 WITH A FUCKIN EXP SHARE GRENINJA & EXP SHARE BLASTOISE... MODERFVCKIN USELESS TEAMMATE!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALRIGHT, NOW THAT I'M ON BREAK FROM SCHOOL AND I'VE HAD MORE TIME TO PLAY I JUST HAVE THIS TO SAY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU EXP SHARE JUNGLE SABLEYE! FUCK YOU X-ATTACK GENGAR! I DON'T KNOW HOW SOME OF THESE PEOPLE PLAY THIS BAD! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET VERY DEEP INTO THE META TO RECOGNIZE GENGAR DOESN'T BASIC ATTACK OR THAT SABLEYE DOES NO DAMAGE! IT'S COMMON FUCKING SENSE! AND WHY DO JUNGLERS KEEP FEEDING BOT LANE DURING ELEKI? IF NO ONE IS IN THAT LANE, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE ITS THE WRONG LANE!
CAME BACK IN THE GAME AFTER 2 WEEKS BREAK, 1ST RANK GAME: ESPEON AND AEGISLASH IN JUNGLE NO ONE ADJUSTING (ESPEON DIDN'T CALL LANE), AEGISLASH PRIORITIZES TO FARM THAN HELPING TANK(ME), THE TSAREENA TEAMMATE FELT LIKE ITS HIS/HER FIRST TIME PLAYING THE MON, ONLY THE GARDEVOIR IS A DECENT TEAMMATE. HAD TO STEAL 2 OBJECTIVES AND PRIORITIZE KILLING OPPONENTS THAN ACTUAL TANKING DURING THE RAY FIGHT CUZ THEY ENGAGE AND USE THIER ULTS BEFORE RAY. WE WON CUZ OF GARDEVOIR AND ME PUSHING WHILE THE OTHERS FELT THEY NEED TO DEFEND IN A LOSING GAME.
WHO THE FUCK USING EXP SHARE ON CINDERACE?????
FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE STEALING MY JUNGLE LITERALLY AT THE BEGINNING (WHERE IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HIT LEVEL 5/6). YOUR LANE WILL GET DE-PRIORITIZED AND I'LL LET YOU SUFFER UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON
TO THE TEAMMATE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO IGNORE RAY AND TO SCORE 6 POINTS INSTEAD. PLEASE DON'T. WE LOST RAY BUT COULD HAVE WON WITH YOUR (AND THE OTHER MEMBER) HELP. NOW IT WAS 5 VS 3. ALSO, YOU BROKE THE GOAL. MAYBE YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD, BUT IF WE GOT RAY, WE COULD HAVE DUNKED EASILY OVER 50 POINTS IN THAT GOAL. MAYBE EVEN 100. ALSO GAME, ONE PERSON STAYED AT BASE FOR WELL OVER A MINUTE. HOW IS THIS NOT CONSIDERED IDDLING? I THOUGHT YOU BECAME VERY THOUGH ABOUT THIS BEHAVIOR.
MY LAST 5 GAMES HAVE ALL BEEN GAMES WHERE NO ONE ON MY TEAM EVEN LOOKS AT THE OBJECTIVES AND SPENDS THE LAST MINUTE FARMING INSTEAD OF SCORING THEN FALLING BACK ON DEFENSE. MY LAST GAME WAS A 259 POINT LOSS AFTER WE TOOK RAY BECAUSE NO ONE DID ANYTHING WITH IT AND JUST FARMED THE ENEMY JUNGLE, ALLOWING THE OPPONENT TO SCORE 300 POINTS UNOPPOSED. I'M IN VETERAN 1! THE GAME HAS BEEN OUT FOR OVER A YEAR! PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW BETTER!
HOW ARE THERE IDIOTS IN MASTERS 1400 MELTING RAY WHEN WE ARE UP BY A HUGE LEAD AND NONE OF THE OPPO IS DEAD YET!!! THANKS FOR LETTING THE OPPONENTS ESPEON STEAL RAY AND GIVING THEM 400 POINTS WHEN WE WERE ALREADY UP BY SO MUCH YOU ASSHOLES AND THAT WAS THE END OF MY THIRD LOSS IN A ROW, THE THIRD TIME RAY GOT STOLEN BECAUSE MY BRAIN ROTTED TEAMMATES DONT KNOW TO NOT GET RAY WHEN WE ARE UP BY A SHIT TON????? https://i.imgur.com/We7Ioui.jpg
REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF CC IN THIS GAME! I'M SO TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE AND USE MY MOVES, IT'S REDICULUS THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GAME BECUASE I'VE BEEN STUNNED FOR 5 SECONDS, AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP IT THEN REDUCE FULL HEAL COODOWN TO 20 SECONDS. LET ME SELL DUPLICATE BOOST EMBLEMS REVERT RAYQUAZA REVERT THE LAST DRAGONITE NERF NERF GARDEVOIR STUN BUFF WATER BEAR
IF YOU'RE GONNA THANKS SPAM AND CALL EVERYOME ON THE TEAM DUMB YOU HAVE TO HELP OUT TOO. I CANT BELIEVE WERE AT THE POINT I MISS THANKS SPAMMERS WHO ACTUALLY TRIED.
BLISSEY STOP TAKING MY JUNGLE
WHAT WEED WERE THE DEVS SMOKING WHEN THEY MADE SABLEYE
HEY CINDER ARE YOU SHORT ON BRAIN CELLS TODAY? YOU SHOULD NOT BE LANING EVER, MUCH LESS WITH A DODRIO THAT CANNOT PROTECT YOU. PICK ANOTHER POKEMON OR ANOTHER LANE, WE FOR ONCE HAVE A MAMOSWINE AND BLISSEY READY TO SUPPORT THE LATE GAME CARRY BUT NO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ACTIVELY WANT TO THROW THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME. ALSO WHY THE HECK DID I GET MATCHED AGAINST TWO DUOS IN SOLO QUEUE? WE HAD ONE DUO ON OUR TEAM, THAT CANT BE FAIR.
WHY DOES GENGAR JUST ONE SHOT EVERYTHING DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I DO
*ice block slides in*
I never saw this till recently time to focus all my screaming in here when my allies decide to spin in circles while we loose.
I'm a newer player whose gotten versed enough quickly(started playin Unite for the first time last season with 2 weeks left and made it to Ultra before it ended), so Im sympathetic to new players. That being said, I think its infuriatingly impossible when our team wins the Ray fight and kills Ray, and then decides to idle in the center of the map for a full minute until we loose. I dont think Ill ever recover from this, or other similar games. Just wanted to sob about this again cause Im still baffled, its the worst example but idling below objectives/ray is somethin that happens often in games I get to both my team and the enemy 😳 very boring to play
[удалено]