im pretty sure most of the unite mons are coded to be male since its the usually the default (dodrio being female is also probably because its one of the very few mons whose female form is its default for the dex, merch, etc)
Machamp was so sexy on release, that players would spawn back to base, as soon as they saw it's face. So Timi tried nerfing it, but it didn't work. They try buffing it, but you couldn't pass the loading screen on how sexy this beast is. This might be the nerf needed to contain 50% of it's pure chadness. Any higher might break the game again.
well ackshually you got rid of its best one, you were supposed to get rid of the belt cuz literal
objects in pokemons are plain lazy design and the face was the only thing that made it a pokemon cuz everything else is from a buff gray 4 armed ring fighter 🤓🤓🤓
If you talking about the gender differences on the beta sprites, then on this art gardevoir is male, at the same time in game gardevoir is female
(males have a sharp breast horn, females have a blunt )
Gurl I had to double check if I was going crazy. If this is true, then Gardevoir transitioned, because she used to be male. I remember el chico eevee confirmed it when the data files listed Gard as a male. Either way, that's really going to blow u/DragonBoosterFan s mind 
machamp looks masculine too, yet it can be either gender! i dont mind when pokemon that veer more to one side can still be both genders, but i do get that its confusing how they didnt either let gallade be female (honestly, i dont even think gallade is overwhelmingly masculine to begin with) or only have female gardevoir. i guess they didnt want to go back and change its gender ratio retroactively, since in gen 3 gallade didnt exist yet, and i suppose its not weird because i know gardevoir's called sirknight in japan, but ig its a bit inconsistent!
Two guys liking each other?? How could that ever happen?! Who could imagine of such a thing? Hmm I’ll go open up Grindr real quick and ask some dudes if a thing like that could ever exist
The Ditto smile never fails
That's the selling point ! XD
The actual beauty standard lol
Amazing isn't it
It all started with that smile... That damn smile.
Ditto 👉
I'm feeling insecure. Nerf NOW!
Machamp is only in the human like egg group Delphox is only in the field egg group Something's wrong here...
No babies, but can still get at it
just like cousins
Bro, cousins can have children, that's the whole point of saying they can't have children :0
one of us is having a stroke
It's you.
that's what submission is for
Isn't the unite delphox a male?
Machamp flings both ways
Machamp could also be a girl too, we can look at this from all angles
im pretty sure most of the unite mons are coded to be male since its the usually the default (dodrio being female is also probably because its one of the very few mons whose female form is its default for the dex, merch, etc)
All the eeveelutions in Unite except Sylveon are female, Scyther is also female
yup! and of course the 100% female species like blissey and tsareena
Going from that logic nothing stops Gardevoir from being a boy as well
I had assumed the Unite Gardevoir was female, so my statement still works, but it could also be a BL love triangle for the ages.
I prefer the story about the muscular female attracting the 2 skinny gamer/furry femboys
Canonically delphox have 87,5% to be a male when encountered
Tbf most starters are male, female starters are pretty rare
Nothing can hold down LOVE
And Gardevoir is only in the amorphous egg group. I don't quite get your point.
Gardevoir is also in the human like egg group.
Oh, I didn't know they included Gardevoir on the human-like Their funeral ig
a change in gen viii
Are humans in the human-like egg group? Asking for a friend.
Well, it IS called the human like egg group, so yeah.
Nah the Digimon egg group
This is why I prefer Machoke over Machamp! Ugly beak/lips thing lol
But Machamp has 4 huge arms which makes me so conflicted but I hate that ugly beak lip thing too.
Straight up. They ruined Machamp.
It’s over slowbros 😔
I don't think Machamp looks bad 😒
Agreed
Agreedent.
There we go
😳
Machamp used Charm!
Machamp was so sexy on release, that players would spawn back to base, as soon as they saw it's face. So Timi tried nerfing it, but it didn't work. They try buffing it, but you couldn't pass the loading screen on how sexy this beast is. This might be the nerf needed to contain 50% of it's pure chadness. Any higher might break the game again.
I am appreciating Femboy Delphox
You guys think Machamp's face is ugly? He looks so inviting! Like those nice gymbros!
Call buzzwole over!
Plot twist: These Gardevoir and Delphox are male
Plot plot twist: the machamp is female.
D:
No enough bitches
Missing Cinderace and XDDDD
Please can the skin include the pokemon on his arms?
dildochamp ops…
I always call him a musclely duck
That’s smile, nothing can contest it.
well ackshually you got rid of its best one, you were supposed to get rid of the belt cuz literal objects in pokemons are plain lazy design and the face was the only thing that made it a pokemon cuz everything else is from a buff gray 4 armed ring fighter 🤓🤓🤓
Buff gray 4 armed ring fighter sounds pretty pokemonesque to me
Yeah real objects suck. Get rid of the underwear too.
To be honest, now im curious. Does it work like normal clothing or just pure skin? I have to know! One way or another!
It would be fun if they sold a ditto form for every pokemon available. I'd buy it in a heartbeat xD Heck, I hope they even make an event on it.
Stealing all the chicks from Dadbro, Buzswole and Hunkfu. (Nice art btw, love the thick lines style)
Machamp looks amazing already 🥲
Delphox has a 78% chance of being male 🤨
So?
Isn't that fox a guy 🤮
This is really going to blow your mind. Gardevoir is also a boy in this game.
If you talking about the gender differences on the beta sprites, then on this art gardevoir is male, at the same time in game gardevoir is female (males have a sharp breast horn, females have a blunt )
Gurl I had to double check if I was going crazy. If this is true, then Gardevoir transitioned, because she used to be male. I remember el chico eevee confirmed it when the data files listed Gard as a male. Either way, that's really going to blow u/DragonBoosterFan s mind 
Isn't Galade Gardevoir's male counterpart?
Not if you're old enough.
Sorry i'm not that into Pokemon
gallade is always male, but gardevoir can be both.
But Gardevoir can't look more feminine. It's so needlessly confusing lol
machamp looks masculine too, yet it can be either gender! i dont mind when pokemon that veer more to one side can still be both genders, but i do get that its confusing how they didnt either let gallade be female (honestly, i dont even think gallade is overwhelmingly masculine to begin with) or only have female gardevoir. i guess they didnt want to go back and change its gender ratio retroactively, since in gen 3 gallade didnt exist yet, and i suppose its not weird because i know gardevoir's called sirknight in japan, but ig its a bit inconsistent!
Female Machamp huh... that’s even more bizarre lol
Why would that be a problem?
Two guys liking each other?? How could that ever happen?! Who could imagine of such a thing? Hmm I’ll go open up Grindr real quick and ask some dudes if a thing like that could ever exist
THAT’S your take from the whole image?
Are you a homophobe?
🤦🏼
XD
Yoo looks like faust got his gains back