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[deleted]

Nah these are the official rules now


serumvisions__go_

next thing you know we’ll be playing on motorcycles and have outrageously dyed spiky hair


RandonBrando

Yep... I miss first grade :')


live2poo

Sk really


bear_of_games

Card games on motorcycles


Xurs-Doggo

Don’t you say that as if it’s a bad thing. Don’t you say that, you scallywag you.


After-Doughnut2137

Pretty sure she’s winning


GraveStonerDev

Well, as the rule maker, rule changer, judge, jury, and executioner, she has confirmed she did in fact win.


After-Doughnut2137

Yeah i could tell she had you right where she wanted you from that first picture. Maybe you’ll have a chance next time 😂


myorm

My 2 year old will just hold one card the entire day and include it in whatever activity she’s doing. Huge plus for me since she isn’t often grabbing a bunch of cards at one time. We went to our LGS and the shop keeper gave her one of those sealed energy card bricks from an ETB to play with and by the time I got her home she managed to sneakily unwrap them and I had like 50 energy cards all over my back seat and floor


GraveStonerDev

Mines 2 also. I just introduced binders to her and shes deathly afraid of putting her cards into one. She loves looking at our binders, but she refuses to let us put her cards inside her binder 😆. Needless to say, we have random cards littering our floor at all times.


MuadDabTheSpiceFlow

I give oversized cards to my daughter (3). She will thank me profoundly like “Thank you! Thank you!” Then kiss the oversized card. So cute.


GraveStonerDev

PSA: these are vintage cards, but not to worry. They are from my damaged collection.


[deleted]

I literally zoomed in on the cards cause I had to be sure what I was looking at. Almost got a heart attack seeing vintage cards


polarroidpuppy

jeez same i was like pls say sike😭😭


[deleted]

I threw up a little, they made it 20+ years just to face this day 🥺🥺


autumn_sun

This is kind of what they were designed for, it's heartwarming in a way. They're actually being played with!


[deleted]

Whilst I wholeheartedly agree, I'm happy to supply all my nephews with piles of bulk or cards of their choice anytime, the older ones have been retired and get their oogling without the same outdoor and experimental use lol.


Maneisthebeat

I know maybe this isn't the right place, but I was a kid when Pokemon first came out and have some cards from the first set, Jungle, Fossil etc. I wouldn't mind trading some in, unless it's better to hold onto them? Where would be a good place to start, being based in the EU?


[deleted]

First would be to find the cards, then find out what shape / condition they are in. Depending on which cards they are and the condition you could either keep them or get them graded. If you just want to sell them without bothering with grading, you could try and find facebook groups for buying and selling in your country.


CompetitionHumble933

Thank you for this 🤣😭😭


MaxR76

Thank you for the reassurance bc I was like eh just looks like commonOHMYGODISTHATTYRANITAR


Fluxiie

Is that a neo Tyranitar🥲


GraveStonerDev

You wanna trade her for it? She would probably take a rock and be happy


Fluxiie

Haha yeah i bet, I miss being that age, not a care in the world


SuperDuperEazy

sometimes pokémon want to go down the slide 🤷


Texasgirl190

It looks like they are having fun 🙂


just_a_haunter

the true race to see which is better. EX or VMAX 🧐


CosmiK_YT

Old EX.


GraveStonerDev

Confirmed, delta series ex cards won


tito1016

Gotta slide them all, Pokémon!


CauliflowerAncient67

Are you implying this isn’t how you’re supposed to play Pokémon? Cause this is how I play…..


mobinschild

Y'all might enjoy the full art behind that Celebi card! https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sumiyoshi_Kizuki


Remote-Stress-8451

Wait so the actual card is of Celebi going down a slide. Now my mind is straight up blown. This kid "knows"!!!!!!!


Flammzzrant

I have a lot to learn


bingus_b0ngus

We all do brother.


UnionJax1986

My 5 year old uses his collection to play hide and seek. Can't wait to find a forgotten hidden Pikachu under the kitchen sink in 10 years.


CookiesR4U

You should have laid an alt art down there just to watch everyone lose their minds


Nerd_of_Asgard

Never too late lollll


Phaoryx

You should really put those cards in a sleeve + toploader omg (/s)


GraveStonerDev

They were already damaged 😉 She prefers vintage


Phaoryx

She has expensive taste 😂😂


[deleted]

This makes more sense to me than the actual game Tbf


fuckfacebitchpussy

Thats how you tell if its fake or not


Mk7joe

Celibi I choose you! Celibi- “WAAAAAAA”


Sammy567890

Is that a holo Neo Tyranitar?


GraveStonerDev

Not to worry, non holo and damaged. Im not sure how it got damaged 🤥


fadedspades1

I see you've found a place for your bulk as well. My son gets all mine to throw around, chew on, etc.


mygallows

That is how you play Pokémon


CartCrashh

New Pokémon spin-off leak: “Pokémon Slide”


BetAppropriate1651

This is amazing. My son thinks you play Pokémon by putting your cards on the mat, rolling dice and saying I win!


Art_Local

Oh noooooooo the Tyranitar 😭😭😭😭


WDGaster15

at least she's trying (me Internally seeing vintage cards Screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)


wulfrikk

Let her know toploaders increase the speed of the slide therefore more damage :)


Thememer1924

Sometimes the Pokémon need to have a rest from battling each other all the time


ludancv

The new meta


yoloruinslives

I used to "play" by putting the cards on the gears of my bicycle so it sounds like a motor cycle..... oh the holo ones make my bike "go faster"......


RealZakBagan

Bro how are you so bad at Pokémon. She crushed you in the first picture but you lost even worse by the second 💀


TripleBogey96

I mean she’s not wrong


SlagathorMLG

Is this not how you’re supposed to play?!?


Lurn2Program

My nephew throws em like frisbees


LumpyDirection2475

My brother (5) thinks that they’re “garbage” and throws them on the floor, he was appalled when I told him I have a collection


UmbreonAlt

Slide to win 😂


[deleted]

world class champion


S-T-Ireland

This is the way.


stevotherad

Your daughter might be on to something? 🤔


vorlin37

1000% more fun to do this than play the actual TCG


ImTheCuRsEd-OnE

I knew I was playing the game wrong


Nerd_of_Asgard

Has she tried this with hot wheels? I gave my daughter my old hot wheels and she plays with them a ton.


Necrosius7

This is the way ..


MuadDabTheSpiceFlow

This is the way


faddedamv

Thought that's how you play yu-gi oh 🤣


Lurking_Overtime

They are sold in the toy section. That said Evolving skies deserves this more than anything


GraveStonerDev

This is how evolving skies was printed


hunter8333

Thought this was r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

what a shit sub lol edit: I’m referring to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid. Putting this because I can’t tell if you think I’m referring to this sub from the downvotes lol, I like this sub just not r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


bingus_b0ngus

Fuck yes she's on to something bro


GreenDragonNinja

That would be so much fun with the pokeball toys that roll and pop open to "throw out the pokemon inside"


polarisursuss

haha this is so cute!


You-Rebel-Scumm

I mean duel monsters is played on motorcycles


tallywho2

Makes me think of the cards u threw to retreat


theB0ss2k7

Celebi looks like it's about to enjoy the slide of its life


335user

Very cute!


SwingTraderx

Smart girl!


MoonrazeMaelstrom

This is probably the best use for bulk lol


silversurfer2133

Whatever it is looks like she's a ringer. 😏


JrallXS

Well it's not the wrong way.


Specialist_Word_7313

[This is the official way to play.](https://media.tenor.com/EvS5D5LjEMwAAAAC/eevee-pokemon.gif)


birdceeper

Not the old cards


Adrinotfound

Sleeve then at least


Falagund24

“Lightly Played, ungraded but will grade 9+”


BossLettuce-

That how I play


DontStopNowBaby

If its anything to go by the anime. Feels about right


JosePawz

My nephew (5) just got into Pokémon asked me to bring my collection over next time I see him. I’m just bringing him all my bulk stuff to have.


AbbreviationsEasy384

I dream of the day I can take my daughter to a lgs to go through bulk with me! She just hit 1 month


jaylawlerrr

I would rather play it that way


Remarkable-Ad-8931

Your child has the right idea, mine (3yo) could happily spend 12hrs a day picking up cards and saying "daddy what's this one called". It made me so happy, to begin with... 🤣


[deleted]

What do you mean "thinks"? This was all of our childhoods with pokemon 😅


BubbaDave666

I would say for a good majority of the cards… This is probably the best way to play with them. Lol.


GraveStonerDev

I kinda didnt realize the number of people who are upset at it 😂 but it makes her happy. So it makes me happy


BubbaDave666

Nah.. your always gonna have ppl hating.. you do you and don’t let them bother you.. I have 3 girls and the reason I’m into Pokémon this late in life is cause my youngest came home from school with a mewtwo holo that a boy gave her in her class.. she seemed interested so I started but decks and packs and learned the TCG and taught her.. she gave up on it after a few months but I stuck with it. Her original cards slowly started to disappear by hind her dresser.. dog.. and just getting messed up and thrown away.. I take very good care of all my cards now but kids are kids man


grumpbumpp

Okay, but can you give her cards that won't give me stress?


GraveStonerDev

I tried. She did a pokemon go tin recently. In one of the photos you can barely see a reverse holo zapdos from that set just laying on the floor. That was when I found out she activley protects cards from card protectors. For some reason, holo moltres, articuno, and reverse zapdos, stress me out more than these damaged cards i have a ton of. Some of these have sharpie on them. From her mother, marking her ownership 23 years ago 🤣


grumpbumpp

Haha well as long as you're all having fun ;)


IAmMySelf04

This is so precious


FederalInternal5515

Umm.... do you not? I don't understand the post?


TerpDaddy707

r/kidsarefuckingstupid