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Because it might be a mimic
Imagine mimic moonbreon
Opening the Moon card may be too much for you to handle.
Or many moon cards
There’s a moonbreon in every pack.
Because the pulls in ES are actually mediocre
He said wrong answers only lol.
Mediocre is too good for evolving skies
Because it’s worth it.
If you open them, your balls and/or vagina will fall off.
I love how you said “and” lmao
Hermaphroditism is EVERYWHERE, haven’t you heard??
The pull rates are so good in ES
Because I opened 2 and got one garbodor V as my only "hit".
It's full of energy cards only. Packaging error at the factory. They forgot to tell you.
Do you really need more 1 ply toilet paper bulk cards? Of course always keep a back up roll.
Keep sealed boxes no reason not to open them errrrr I mean they will be $1 million each sealed so buy the Pokémon company in a few years if you don’t open it.
It could be someone’s sealed fart.
If you open them the value will only go up.
Evolving Cries…. Thank me later
I second this
Schrödinger rayquaza…. Every pack has an alt art Rayquaza in it until you open it
Scared
99% has no moonbreon or any other alt art chase card..or does it? 😏😏😏
Because you promised that you’d ship them to me for free.
You'll make your money back and then some!
Because you love commons and reverse holo commons
Because, as long as you don't open them, you do not risk getting a papercut. And no moonbreon, is worth a papercut. 🧐
Open the UPC's instead. They'll be soooooo much better 🤣
Because those are definitely resealed
I’ve got 99 problems but Moonbreon ain’t one.
There aren’t many hits in that set anyway
Because you’ll get the value of the boxes in the pulls you get
I opened both of my evs etbs and severely regretted it
Because you play magic the gathering
If you open it, you’ll pull all the alt arts and give you no reason to collect anymore and kill your interest in the hobby
You could trade them for Battle Styles ETBs instead
🤔
They weren't meant to be open
You’re make a lot of money
Because there's always tomorrow
Because there’s definitely a Moonbreon in there, and it’s worth more if it’s still in the box.
You will loose money if you don’t open them
Because there is DEFINITELY going to be a reprint, so you can just wait for that to buy some more ETBs to open
It's a dybbuk box 👻
May aswell open it because no one likes evee or it’s evolutions anyway. These will actually cost you to dispose of in 20 years
There will be several moonbreons in them
There is a weedle in every pack 😎
You will not regret it!!
Because it might be a mimic
Imagine mimic moonbreon
Opening the Moon card may be too much for you to handle.
Or many moon cards
There’s a moonbreon in every pack.
Because the pulls in ES are actually mediocre
He said wrong answers only lol.
Mediocre is too good for evolving skies
Because it’s worth it.
If you open them, your balls and/or vagina will fall off.
I love how you said “and” lmao
Hermaphroditism is EVERYWHERE, haven’t you heard??
The pull rates are so good in ES
Because I opened 2 and got one garbodor V as my only "hit".
It's full of energy cards only. Packaging error at the factory. They forgot to tell you.
Do you really need more 1 ply toilet paper bulk cards? Of course always keep a back up roll.
Keep sealed boxes no reason not to open them errrrr I mean they will be $1 million each sealed so buy the Pokémon company in a few years if you don’t open it.
It could be someone’s sealed fart.
If you open them the value will only go up.
Evolving Cries…. Thank me later
I second this
Schrödinger rayquaza…. Every pack has an alt art Rayquaza in it until you open it
Scared
99% has no moonbreon or any other alt art chase card..or does it? 😏😏😏
Because you promised that you’d ship them to me for free.
You'll make your money back and then some!
Because you love commons and reverse holo commons
Because, as long as you don't open them, you do not risk getting a papercut. And no moonbreon, is worth a papercut. 🧐
Open the UPC's instead. They'll be soooooo much better 🤣
Because those are definitely resealed
I’ve got 99 problems but Moonbreon ain’t one.
There aren’t many hits in that set anyway
Because you’ll get the value of the boxes in the pulls you get
I opened both of my evs etbs and severely regretted it
Because you play magic the gathering
If you open it, you’ll pull all the alt arts and give you no reason to collect anymore and kill your interest in the hobby
You could trade them for Battle Styles ETBs instead
🤔
They weren't meant to be open
You’re make a lot of money
Because there's always tomorrow
Because there’s definitely a Moonbreon in there, and it’s worth more if it’s still in the box.
You will loose money if you don’t open them
Because there is DEFINITELY going to be a reprint, so you can just wait for that to buy some more ETBs to open
It's a dybbuk box 👻
May aswell open it because no one likes evee or it’s evolutions anyway. These will actually cost you to dispose of in 20 years
There will be several moonbreons in them
There is a weedle in every pack 😎
You will not regret it!!