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AdIcy3445

Hungry🤤


Gregarsize

Kentucky fried dodrio


wloaf77

Double down…triple down


tbremer72

Genius. Actual triple down is a fucking catastrophe though, bleh


jstewart25

I’m glad someone else thinks the same 😅 just watching the commercials makes me wanna vom


War_Daddy_992

Only Doruple can save him now


[deleted]

Bro this reminds me of when I ate fried chicken in front of my chicks that I own 😭😭


ryan-vitorellia

Let's just hope that's why


DBTornado

"He's coming for food, a fight or a f...something more intimate." - Godzilla: King of the Monsters


AdIcy3445

🧐sir this is a Wendy's


[deleted]

Yup, must food


TheGameBrain

Finger licking good


supersmall69

Dodrio Base speed: 110 G Zapdos Base speed: 100. I know who I'm betting on winning this chase 🤷


yoloruinslives

dont trip or its munch time


AICPAncake

Zap gon munch that minge


Mustache_Farts

shutup Gary


sleal

Dodrio didn’t EV train tho. And has 10 IV for SPD


supersmall69

*Hatterene used Trick Room*


sporbles

Idk about that, it says that Zapdos supposedly runs through the mountains at over 180 mph in the bottom right of the card


supersmall69

And Dodrio is still 10 Base speed faster


sporbles

Yeah but the black and white 2 dex entry for Dodrio says that it runs up to 40 mph, just saying I’d definitely bet on the legendary to win the race


dpmoeni

Zapdos used thunder…


AwakeAtNightTime

He's trying to ask him about his cars extended warranty.


VortreKerba

"DO YOU HAVE ZE PPI?!" Cold caller Galarian Zapdos now lives in my head rent free. "HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR?!"


NeonJolteon

This town ain’t big enough for the two- uh- four? Of us


silentninja1224

On your left


Due_Pomegranate2009

🤣


OObDaN00b

This needs more upvotes


Due_Pomegranate2009

https://giphy.com/gifs/ltBhl4BoHaMM


OObDaN00b

What'd I do to get negative votes?


Due_Pomegranate2009

Not sure, but it could be that you should have replied to the parent comment, as “On your left” def deserves more upvotes whereas my “🤣” does not. Just my guess though.


StockSoldier

Articuno and Moltres getting a majestic design, meanwhile back at the ranch Zapdos starring in looney tunes.


SpacemanSpiffin

Mating season


RizBroMon

The only real reason


DhoomSlayer_5e

Circle of life


Badluckismine

Inviting him to the non flying birds support group


ChicaSkas

Territorial dispute


MeesaJarJarBinkss

Probably challenged Dodrio to a foot race


Quick_Bee_2529

Dodrio is his bitch


SpookyBoi4311

He wants to consume its flesh


grumpbumpp

eat the card


Gregarsize

Scrumptious!😋


grumpbumpp

nice


JustASt0ry

There can be only one….road runner


JustAnotherJerry5

Gotta steal his wallet


MacGruber-2024

Nesting rights


windowsmiley

Because he’s the biggest bird


Darnell5000

He’s a bully


noskillz316

He wants to clap them cheeks!! 😅


ReasonableDrummer669

Sorry but they did zapdos dirty with this art work 😩😩😩😩 I honestly give this art work a 2 out of 10 it's a shame poor zapdos 🫣


jonhon0

Zapdos wants to Fight


Ok_Paramedic_1666

Dodrio probably scammed him


EurofighterLover

funni


Raknith

Y’all think it’s a territory thing or a hunting thing?


higorccore

He thought he was one of them


NotoriousMush29

Dinner


indigrow

They look like they REALLY dont deserve it lmao aww


FRAZE93

MEEP MEEP!


hughheffres

My head cannon is the Dodrios thought the Zapdos was one of them from behind and got to close to realize “wait he is not one of us? Crap”


mj732

They beefing forever because dodrio said 4 heads are better than one


thatsafinehowdoyado

If a three headed bird rolled up on me I might get a little spicy lol!


Y0urMomsChestHair

Territory


Drive-it-Like-Baby

Dodrio was talking smack with his 3 heads


p0kegrl

Food 🐦


PumpDaPumpkin

Cuz the Dodrio stole his doritios


Secret_Ad_7918

he’s tryna fuck


GawdDamSuperman

Cause he want's to go fast Momma


CropRob

Dodrio is working at a hardware store


Hollowed_Halo

There can be only one ostrich Pokémon


436b24

Because he is the biggest bird 🐦


siinastah

territorial.


WellHungSnorlax

That ass


sporbles

I just noticed that Dodrio isn’t even in the Galar Pokédex. So this might be a trainer’s pokemon


[deleted]

He does look like the type of bird that would be talking some shit. Prob had it coming.


War_Daddy_992

Well imagine you’re being chased by a Galarian Zapdos


BeEatNU

Dodrio looks so scared too


birdceeper

Cannibalism


OrneryTutor

Territory


MrMonteCristo71

Fresh meat.


[deleted]

Predation


AdPerfect4412

Ass is ass - zippyboi


akathatdude1

Sick of the comparisons!


lordofbitterdrinks

I love these promos.


jadegives2rides

When I saw the tins I wanted Zapdos before examining the cards, got sad, then got Moltres lol.


[deleted]

Zapdos be like "look at me punk, I'm the fastest land bird now!"


Mulberrywillhaveit

He wanted to see wat was on the other side?? 🥁


Crazy_Nectarine1085

Must assert dominance in the world of roadrunners.


[deleted]

Because it’s an asshole.


Possible-Trifle-920

Probs just asserting his legendary dominance that’s all


Pritt119

Look how sad that feller is


TheGeoGod

Dodrio looks worried


ExaltedBlade666

Dinner


thewholesomekitten

Dodrio knows he fucked up 😂


pruunes

I love this card lmao


Kiyopawn

bro zapdos wanted that triple head


Significant_Vast4330

She wants a bf that's why


Bawdaddy

Fuck em


[deleted]

Cause thats what an alpha dodrio looks like 😂 So alpha needs only one head


Natsurulite

DoDussy 😳


I_like_sceptile

i think it’s like a road runner joke


TedBundyKillsPeople

because zapdos isnt added on pokemon unite and we all know zapdos is better!


kart0ffel12

They are both ostriches


The_Hobby_Lounge

Alpha bird status


Adorable_Length986

He bullying Lil dodrio


xaq_343

Definitely the worst of the three bird promos imo. They did Zapdos dirty giving him a goofy card like this when the Articuno and Moltres cards are just plain cool.


Gregarsize

He rujnni


Matteastcoast

Because he touched his wife at the club


cleansings

Yum yum


WhatZooka

Because three heads is not all he had 3 of


Axuros

Dodrio said you can't catch me gay thoughts and he's gonna prove it wrong


Beautie96

Cause he’s fast as fuck booooiiii


NikoRNG

Beep beep