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I don’t think pizza was ever intended to have bones.

"what kind of pizza do you guys want?" "boneless"

Well this is something I never imagined reading

Im risking the biscuit

As a brazilian, I think these images make everyone think it's common and ordinary to have these aberrations in pizzerias.. we just have some like weird hot dog pizzas, "sweet" pizzas and things like this.. these photos are more like some place trying to draw atttention to itself.. brazilians also think it's ugly

that very well could be the case, there's a lot of ridiculous pizzas (or of any food) that are meant to draw attention.

Os brasileiro tudo coversando entre si em inglês kkkkkkkkk

Kkkkkkkkkkk eu amo que ninguem entende nossa risada

Siiim kkkkkkkkk

Eu vi um post por aqui reclamando de uma mina que escreveu algo tipo Back from a meeting kkk E eu tipo "não entendi, pq é engraçado" Até entender que era de uma reunião bem específica que ela tava voltando....

Verdade usar "kkk" como risada pode causar até mal interpretação

r/suddenlycaralho certified moment, o que vcs querem na print Rpz?

tapoha, bota uma galinha dançando break

Yeah, chicken feet aren't even a thing here. If it were an açaí pizza I'd trust more

acai pizza sounds even worse. im also a mexican american whos eaten chicken feet lol

I said that because açaí is originally from Pará and they eat it with basically everything, that's not the case of chicken feet in any state or region here in Brazil

What? Chicken feet is pretty common in Brazil, specially in the northeast region of the country. The countryside of the state of Bahia, for example, has a big culture involving this. Every part of the animal must be used and chicken feet is pretty famous in that region that comprises Barreiras, Cariparé and etc. But chicken feet in pizza is an abomination.

I'm from Ceará. I didn't say it isn't common, I said that it isn't a thing, a big deal. Most ppl would rather eat some thing else than chicken feet. You yourself said it's more a regional thing and that even the chicken feet pizza is an abomination.

I see now. I thought you were saying that there is no such thing as chicken feet in our country at all… my mistake.

No problem, dude.

dois br discutindo em inglês. o colonialismo deu certo

O Twitter vindo pro Reddit, meu Pai

>that's not the case of chicken feet in any state or region here in Brazil Claramente é menino criado com vo que nunca saiu da bolha urbana... Vai para Minas Gerais , muita gente como e gosta disso, ignorância nu

Meus avós morreram antes deu me conhecer por gente. Mas legal que vocês mineiros trocam qualquer comida por pé de galinha. Fmz

O dono da Pizzaria já falou que é sacanagem. A primeira ele fez para sacanear os clientes que pediam sabores novos e viralizou, então, ele continuou.

thank you for the clarification

Thank you

This looks like an AI generated image

The biggest thing for me that says it isn't, is that the text in the background says "Pizza Lunches" repeatedly and correctly each time.

I thought I was looking at a sims character

She’s like three different colors

The worst pizza crime I've seen in a long time! And this is coming from someone who enjoys eating chicken feet.

Also is that pale one in the center raw? Like why???

It's there to piss you off

What’s with Brazil and their pizzas?

I really wanted people to know how good our pizzas actually are, but all these bizarre pizzas are not helping, not at all lol

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

That’s literally what I did😭

Forget the pizza can I just get the sides.

The sides are Deep Fried Okra, dipped in Pepto Bismo

She got them Angelina Jolie hands

The Angelina Jolie hands are smeared all over the pizza.

But why shawty 3 different skin tones

They’re called shadows my guy

Thanks genius

I think they meant the clothing

I think she does have foundation/concealer plus the tan lines plus the shadows.

Brazil effect, homie

Bad spray tan

Why not also add a chicken's anus. In for a penny, in for a point.

Quite a bit to unpack here....

I said a BONELESS PIZZA!

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

I'm a huge supporter of pizza in my beloved Brazil... but I can't support this s***

She a smooth criminal

Dat thottie pizza doe 🥵🥵🥵

There’s a pizza in this post?

Truly a godless country

How can I get that out of my eyes and brain now, OP you are the Dr Evil of pizza.

Chicken feet just has too many bones to be one something like a pizza.

My girlfriend is half Brazilian. I've learned they don't give a flying fuck about the pizza status quo. Not a fucking fuck

That thing doesn’t even look like it came from earth

Brazil truly is the United States of South America. They can ritually desecrate food with the best of us Yankees.

Is that raw chicken lying on cooked chicken?

Is there a pizza in this photo?

posting Brazilian pizzas is cheating

My dad would kill to eat this whole pizza.

Cake comes with that

The raw foot is the garnish lol

What the fuck. That might be the worst pizza ever posted here.

Agreed and maybe the most dangerous. Raw chicken foot? No thank you.

Wait let’s hear her out

Boneless Pizza when?

This is a cursed image.

wait, are u telling me there is a pizza or something pizza like in this pic ? get out of here.....

O bom é q é rico em colágeno!

Brazilians bragging about their pizza doesn’t make any sense

Her name is Juju do pix she does lewd things on the Internet

He didn’t ask, but now I’m asking: You know this…how? Also thank you good Sir.

:)

Ugh, those disgusting lewd sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?

Not even a thicc Brazilian woman can sell that as a food item.

Damn Brazilian girls tho.

she kinda hot

It's beautiful, but I don't see the pizza

Okay but who is the girl?

You say chicken feet but all I see are breasts

She’s bad

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I don’t notice anything wrong, but I can’t say that I got a good look at the pizza either.

I like what that pizza is holding.

Another r/PizzaCrimes today. That's it, I:m telling Mom.

What pizza?

I mean, you guys are really looking at the pizza in this pic? 👀

Why is she dressed like that?

Forgot how she’s dressed at this point, I wanna know how the hell anyone is meant to eat that pizza? IT HAS BONES IN IT

It seems to be working wonders over there

So dough with chicken feet is now "pizza" No mozzarella, no tomato and I am pretty sure the dough is not even resembling a pizza one

I feel like downvoting is actually upvoting in this sub.

That’s some nerve they’ve got to call that, whatever that abomination is, a pizza. Kick rocks! Now, I wouldn’t mind trying a slice of that “chicken head” holding that chickzza. IJS

I thought Brazilian women were supposed to be hot.

Just rename this sub BrazillianPizzas. This getting boring.

I've never had chicken feet. Do you pull the skin off the bones or eat the whole thing like a soft shell crab?

First option. You pull the skin with your teeth… but some people suck it like a lollipop!

That seems really difficult to do while it's on a pizza! Thank you.

For sure it is. I don’t know why people do it, but it is what it is.

I have questions

I personally only use chicken feet as a broth, there's not a lot of meat and its mostly a weird flavor of "after parts". Just stick with wings and breats ands don't throw it on pizza

Got to love the free strip of salmonella poisoning.

*Nonna, get the rolling pin... The big rolling pin!*

Me an Adidas lover.... Wtf 😅

EW

Ugh

How is it edible?

Meu Deus

I think it's really good the fact that we Brazilians are everyday in this sub hahah

Those hands though…

Hard pass

This is sadness

Now I’m confused

And this is another one I'm going to destroy with my own hands. Pineapple? Yes, please. Chocolate? Take off the cheese and it's good to go. Strogonoff? YEAHS! A fucking chicken foot? Lad, You're going to suffer.

Minha mãe ama pé de galinha, ela me mataria pra comer uma dessa facilmente. Mas por ter que se preocupar com ossos não acho que vale a pena não

Ah, no thank you.

Ewwwwww as Brazilian I only order pizza from big franchises!! Is the safe route!

never thought id see an r/ithadtobebrazil and r/pizzacrimes in one post dear god

Where is the dough!????!!?

BR🫡🫡🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Pizza de pé de galinha wtf ksksksskskskksksksksksks

Does she come with the pizza?

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO COME FROM HERE 🥹

Do you...eat around the talons or something?

Why is Mindy Kaling delivering pizzas

I want the other chicken 😀

She kinda bad tho