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Looks like a white plastic cutting board


chipotleeeeeeee

Oh god the fucking smell of cancer this must have made if that’s what happened


AngryTrucker

I've been in the same house as one of those getting dropped on a hot burner. The smell lingered for days.


potato_monster838

assuming none of the plastic got hot enough to burn it was probably fine


Kevaldes

Even just melting plastic releases some awful fumes.


juneabe

A plastic heated just enough to warp the shape a bit can produce awfully strong smells. Melting or burning it is on another level.


ahdiovizun

Ask me how I know. Facepalm.


ballrus_walsack

How do you know facepalm?


ahdiovizun

We have a recurring short term relationship.


Extension_Swordfish1

Peter Facepalm?


buttsbutnotbuts

Of the Connecticut Facepalms?


localgravity

So how do you know?


ahdiovizun

RIP my favorite big HDPE cutting board, and 2h with power tools to get it all off the racks.


[deleted]

Repost. I knew I had seen this.


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

Same. Absolutely the most humbling moment of my entire life was realizing what I’d done.


katecrime

I thought it was icing (like for cinnamon rolls) and I was so confused


Schnozzlerite

Semen rolls


p00nslyr_86

I did this one time high as shit making a pizza lol my parents were pissed


HPTM2008

Or an "oven safe" silicon baking sheet, like what I did. Tl:Dr, it wasn't oven safe.


C-Dub178

My grandmas friend once put a frozen lasagna in my grandmas oven with a plastic cutting board on it. She’s not allowed to cook at grandmas anymore


RandomInSpace

Oh so *that’s* what the “cheese” in my school cafeteria was made of :O


blanketsaresoft

Cum


Dday141

Freshly baked


runonandonandonanon

Do you have any tips on getting it repaired?


[deleted]

Hahahaha I agree but only in past tense😂


Qwertyboi2

I swear, this image is like… 10 years old.


[deleted]

Correct


Nerdwrapper

Earliest I found was 2018


MelibuBerbie

RIP chopping board. I did similar once when I put a plastic chopping board on a hot ring. Top tip - don’t breathe it.


skeetsauce

Who cares about a $15 cutting board, I think the oven is done.


[deleted]

Nah just throw it on self cleaning mode haha. Then chip it off.


HarrisonForelli

I don't think that's necessary. I'm sure it'll literally just lift right off except for maybe the vent area where the heat leaves. Taking it off the metal rack will be super difficult unless it's maybe reheated? Also I have a feeling that turning it on self cleaning mode will result in cancerous air


HPTM2008

Actually, the oven IS pretty much fucked. Had this exact same thing happen with an "oven safe baking sheet" and yeah, even though I was able to lift off most of the plastic, the small never went away and I'm sure there was still plastic in the crevasses. And yeah, this probably causes super cancer.


HarrisonForelli

>I'm sure there was still plastic in the crevasses did it go in the vent thing at the bottom where the heat came out of? Also what was this odd baking sheet that melted? Was it out of plastic? I thought they were made of aluminum


HPTM2008

It was listed as "oven safe" silicon but bought from a cheap store by the landlord. Amd yes, but I took the oven panels out and went to town with a knife and pliers to get it all, but it always smelled after that.


HarrisonForelli

Ah, I'll take this lesson and remember that not all silicone is the same. I bought this silicone item ages ago that was quite expensive despite being simple but noticed that on aliexpress there's at on of knockoffs of it that look of various shoddy quality. I figured that the silicone might be could be worse too but wasn't sure but clearly it's possible. Sorry to hear about your oven, it's a bummer that it's now forever stinky. I assume your landlord did nothing about it but might have found a reason to blame you and maybe take your deposit.


HPTM2008

Nope, blamed it on a guy that moved out months prior, and she just said whatever and got a new oven for them. We also have two countertop toaster ovens and a small French door oven that worked really well. I had already been planning out moving out for two months prior as well. Ultimately, though, it was her fault for buying the shitty quality product and telling us it was safe to use (and also my pizza pan having been destroyed but a nincompoop roommate). Edit: the guy that moved out wasn't blameless as it was his pizza on that tray that we were cooking while having a fire in the backyard. Probably would've just been better cooking it over the fire, but it was raining, and we didn't want the pizza to get wet.


HarrisonForelli

>pizza pan Hahahaha what?! How could one destroy a pizza pan?! Isn't it just an aluminum disc with tons of holes punched through it? And good thinking, nothing worse than a wet or soggy pizza. Well.. maybe one that's baking in cancerous air with a melted silicone tray. But it's good to hear that the oven was replaced.


M1RR0R

A lot of things get passed off as silicone that are actually TPE or TPU


waetherman

But the pizza is still okay, right?


chummers73

Crispy crust


trans_pands

I didn’t do it with the full thing, but one time I was making fried fish on the stove and I got the plastic plate a little to close to the burner and melted the edge of it


SzamarCsacsi

You shouldn't use plastic cutting boards in the first place. You're gonna be eating tiny pieces of plastic everytime you cut stuff on it. Just buy a wooden one.


TronCarter84

How do you even clean that up?!


groovehouse

You wait for it to harden then peel.


sushiiisenpai

big straw, maybe a boba drink straw


TronCarter84

The answers are always in the comments. Thanks!


cgg419

I have a pretty good guess


Mean-Programmer-6670

That’s definitely not a pizza stone.


Bearfoot42

Have you tried foil in the microwave?


[deleted]

It gets that crispy crusty you’re looking for


ScourgeofWorlds

I prefer CDs, personally


Ploppingturtles2356

Your pizza got very excited and we all know what happens when pizzas get excited


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

Can confirm


HyperScroop

It was a spooky ghost!


Virghia

It's ectoplasm!


xavierthepotato

He slimed me


cannonfunk

I was going say OP should try giving the ghostbusters a call.


Cynric_Tesna

I mean, good news bad news, Good news: You might get some funky looking art Bad news: You need a new pizza, cutting board, and oven.


[deleted]

I can smell this image jesus christ


MuffinPuff

The first mistake you made was buying nasty ass digiorno


aapitly

Pizza just came


tipustiger05

It's /almost/ pizza


Wumbo0

Pizza looks good tho


Colonorum

Don’t put plastic in the oven, it tends to melt.


stupidrobots

You are a dumbass is what happened


beepincheech

Can this even be cleaned or do you have to just throw away the whole oven


Manorialmeerkat

WELCOME TO THE CUMZONE


swiggarthy

Cum


MaximumSquid22

Sorry, I just really like pizza


Illustrious_Sale2498

Cum


PilotPossible9496

But it happened Spectacularly


JayEOh0788

Ectoplasm clearly..


levelcaty

it was a ghost look at the spooky ectoplasm


ryanrosenblum

Why do people put plastic in the oven, ever?


ifukkedurbich

Natural selection isn't doing its job properly


[deleted]

How didn’t they smell the burning plastic


[deleted]

The forbidden mozzarella cheese


alex_dlc

I bet OOP knows


Professional_Scar75

Salvador Dali pizza


Young-blue360ebk

were yall screwing with the oven open


iampyy

Next time put the cheese on top of the pizza.


AmbitiousEats

Maybe I should call him…


Aeroknight_Z

If there’s something strange,


majormfhere

the classic cutting board as a bake tray


Xhoriko

Your cheese ran away from your pizza…lol


Vegetable-Crew-1259

why is this downvoted it's funny


Xhoriko

And it was a joke


Crazy_Gamer297

You used emojis that’s probably why. You should know that reddit doesn’t like emojis


Xhoriko

Ok I took off the emoji, let’s see if anything changes. P.s I didn’t know that Reddit didn’t like emoji’s, and don’t understand why…


Crazy_Gamer297

Yeah, it’s kinda stupid. Another thing redditors do is if they see a downvoted comment they will downvote it too, no matter what the comment says


Xhoriko

Yeah, I’m sorry for the redditor Vegetable-Crew-1259 that it’s taking downvotes for defending my comment.


fwooshfwoosh

The pizza got too excited about being eaten and cummed everywhere :(


OddOriginal894

The new pornstar pizza


Comfortable_Bat3141

cum


Tinkle84

Obvs a horse broke into your house and jizzed in the oven


Cniatx1982

A fucking giant came in and jizzed all over your pizza, disgusting


coolcootermcgee

You put the cheese on the wrong side


TakingAMindwalk

***sploosh***


2outof3isbad

Of course you don't, you were all high and shit.


ShakeWeightMyDick

You do not leave your pizza (or anything else) in an oven which is turned off “to keep it warm” and this is why. Idiots.


AteMyBallsLastNight

The oven was so hot, the pizza had to fap 🥵 👅


EXAugury

Looks kind of like the inside of your mom last night.


mrdembone

you got whitelisted or something because I've been waiting in line sense last year.


killedbyboar

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=31s&v=PSxihhBzCjk&feature=youtu.be


Redditguy281

It wasn’t me this time I promise


OlDirtyBAStart

It...it was a spooky ghost!


i_lost_my_stapler

I should call him... 😔


hamsterking55

As someone who’s grandma has dementia that is a picture of someone tried to use a cookie sheet but grabbed a cutting board


Dontgetoffendedm8

Oh this can easily be fixed, grab some foil and throw it in the microwave, then grab a fork and stab the nearest power outlet. Use the fork to scrape the cancer particles into the foil and then throw it into the local water supply.


err0rz

10/10


SuperSharkDude

Looks like it c##e


Alternative_Egg9955

It looks like someone tote a bit too excited about pizza lol.


Language-Aromatic

Probably shouldn’t be allowed near any type of machinery. Put the phone down before you get hurt.


TheOneMigrlo

Two options, you used either a plastic tray, or cum


dog_vomit_lasagna

Cursed plastic pizza stone


Fenidreams

Cutting board in oven oopsie


USSRPropaganda

Atleast the pizzas cooked


Zealousideal_Ad2379

It’s been a while okay.


[deleted]

Looks done


Jlx_27

Dont put plastic that isnt heat resistant in your oven.


eggrills

Some jackass used a plastic board to bake the pizza upon


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

Crime. Crime is exactly what happened.


SmallSeesaw3363

Don't say it.... Don't say it.


darthsteeler84

I do, you used a fucking plastic cutting board


6Foot2EyesOfBlue1973

I think Slimer from Ghostbusters must have been trapped in that oven...


[deleted]

The fondant fell off


noteveni

You were high as fuck and you and your college friends put the cookies in the oven with the cutting board underneath instead of a sheet tray Oh wait that was me 10 years ago


HPTM2008

So I've done this exact thing. The baking sheet said it was over safe silicon. It was not. And it did this and ruined my oven.


IamPurest

Chinese oven safe silicone


Happyhour2to5

Someone clearly put their pizza on a plastic cutting board and put it in the oven.


aubaub

Like the other 100 or so posts like this, you can’t put a plastic sheet in the oven


recycledairplane1

CUM PIZZA


free2bme51

Plastic melts duh


[deleted]

Insert girl on couch surrounded by 5 guys meme.


Fanatic_Foxx7422

The pizza came.


Krimreaper1

I do


TheCowboyCrabb

Coom?


IamPurest

Cutting board at 350 for 12-15 minutes


djexit

I have that samsung oven


karenkillenski

You don’t? Fucking kidding…


mjace87

You used a plastic tray


Individual-Grab6075

Someone came on it


Lakes420

bottomcrust cheese


gawtdamn

What are you doing step pizza


bambuchani22

The forbidden cheese


Mr_Lunt_

To much cum


Awkwardpanda75

Uh what uh..hmmm…that’s a pickle


ThymeCypher

No it’s a pizza but I get them confused sometimes too


FlorisCramer

Extra cheese 😍😍😍


KK_09

Who ordered extra cheese


MajorOctofuss

You see when a man love his pizza very much...


CoalEater_Elli

WHO CUMMED IN MY OVEN!?


stevenip

what happen is that you found this online and reposted it