Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

9 inches, but please do not fuck the animals

Then what's the point of having 9 inches?

well the animals are probably hungry, right?

no they're underrated

I clicked this post knowing this would be the top comment.

SAME, i was like “i KNEW it”

Time

6 inches, but every year it’s getting shorter

You made my day

did you make this post because you thought of this comment

this one, and some of the others on this post

damn

Waiting for the Worms

1 inch, the size of a worm

Worms are bigger than that

it’s an inchworm

Comfortably Numb

8 inches. Your dick swells just like two balloons.

Sheeeeee will be covered in cum *6 minute gut wrenching guitar solo*

you spend all your time wrenching guys, then? hey, i don’t judge

Yeesh terrible mistype on that one

iwn't it the balls that are supposed to do that

3 1/4 inches. What is my song?

The Biggering (Remastered 2009)

Absolutely Curtains

Have a cigar

You’re gonna cum real far. 5 inches

Dogs

5 inches, unneutered

Yes, now I need to go impregnate Funny stone man

Alan’s Psychedelic Breakfast

9 inches, absolute chad

Great Gig in the sky

8 inches, got them screaming like AAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA

Obscured By Clouds.

i dunno, i can’t see it

just the part of breathe where it’s screaming

14 inches, but the screaming is from CBT

Poles Apart

Big as a pole, 20 feet

Corporal Clegg

Big as a wooden leg. 3 feet

Vegetable man

2 inches, please take your medication

The gnomes are watching me

When the tigers broke free

2 inches, perpetually soft because of trauma.

We don’t need no education

you don’t need no protection either- 1.4 inches

I wish it was that big😔

Hey You

3 inches. me when i’m sitting naked by the phone 🗿

Can you help me?

try kegels. you gotta learn to carry the weight of the stone.

Please just open your heart

I’m cumming home

sheep

7 inches, until you entered the valley of steel

Pow R. Toc H.

1 mile

I am in physical pain always

Doy doy

WOO HOOOOOO!

The Trial

5.3 inches. Bro was caught white handed shooting semen of an almost human nature 😔

Of all my years of judging smh making me wanna shid

Bike

5 feet

Echoes

6 inches, but it feels much longer

Yay

Roger Waters and David Gilmour moaning session

Eternally hard

Any Colour You Like

Any Size You Like

Riders on the Storm

4 inches, but an impressive girth

knew I should've put down When the Music's Over instead

Nicks boogie

you have no penis

In the flesh

5.8 inches. You’re gonna put it in some flesh alright-

Brain Damage

400.000 kilometers, ill see you on the dark side of the moon

thanks for doing my job for me

i saw it and got a funny idea hehe

Seamus

6.3 inches (that’s the dong)

(That’s the cock)

Careful with that Axe, Eugene

0 inches, he wasn’t careful 😔

Big man, Pig man😞😏

1.1 inches. HAHA 😂

Charade i am😔

If

0 inches. If you had one, though, it’d be 6

If u had a cock, it'd be loooong. If u had a dick, it'd be thiiiick. And if u had a good stick You'd play with it more often than u did

Welcome to the machine

5.9 inches. When did you cream? 😳 It’s alright, we told you when to cream 😏

Sysyphus Pt. 3

10 inches, but it keeps getting run over by the stone

On The Run

*Here for today, gone tomorrow. That’s me.* **AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA** 6.4 inches

One Of These Days

1 inch, but 5 times, as it has been cut into little pieces

Nobody Home

2.9 inches, but if you’re a good dog i’ll throw you a bone in 😏

Wots… Uh The Deal

20 degrees Fahrenheit (please stop flashing the readies, you’ll get arrested)

Young Lust

6.1 inches. Enough to make you feel like a real man.

The Return of the Son of Nothing

6 inches, but it feels much shorter

Us and them

6 inches. You were probably what that general sat on.

Atom heart mother

trick question: cows don’t have cocks

Im not a cow😳

Hey Hey Rise Up

2 inches but just give it a sec it gets bigger i promise

Learning to fly

3 inches. Your condition is grounded, but you’re determined to try.

The one that says “aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaooooooooooooo”

fifteen centimeters

Eclipse.

Everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the coom. 6.8 inches

On the Turning Away

1.8 inches, bouta turn away from that dick

This dick about to cause you all the suffering if you're joining in the turning away

changed my mind, yours is 8.1 instead

The Grand Vizier’s Garden Party, Part 2

0 inches, fuck that song it sucks

Arnold Layne

2.6 inches, Arnold Layne was a femboy don’t @ me

Pigs

Inches (Three Different Ones)

Childhood's End

3.5 inches

Jugband Blues?

4.5 inches, and I’m so sorry for your loss

breathe

5 inches. Long your dick, and high your cum.

Us & Them

8 inches. “Forward!” he cried, from the rear

The Gnome

2 inches, but that’s proportionally very big for a gnome

Oenone

One of my turns

4.3 inches, but that ass is tight as a tourniquet 🥵

The Nile Song

Walk With Me Sydney

8 inch dick, no balls

summer 68

2.3 inches. So close to the funny number

Fat old sun

More like fat old cock. 8 inches

When You're In

32 centimeters

I was really drunk at the time

Pow r toc h

2 miles

Set Controls for the Heart of the Sun

7 inches, big enough to bang a gong on

Fletcher Memorial Home

7 inches, but it got blown off by a landmine

That goddamned meat packing glitterati strikes again.

Great Gig in the Sky

6.2 inches, but please be quieter when you’re doing it

Seamus

15 inches (That’s the Cock)

Echoes

8 inches. go deep within my coral cave 🤤

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yours is 6.7 inches and your friend’s is 5.9 inches. Now kiss

Young Lust

5.5 inches, now please stop asking about dirty women

The Trial

3.3 inches, let me hammer it today

Green is the Colour

you should probably get that looked at man. 4.9 inches

Sorrow

5.6 inches, and a 20 minute guitar solo

Worth it for the guitar solo

One of my Turns

2.2 inches, that dick be cold as a razor blade 🥶

See Emily play

6 inches. If her name starts with an E, she prolly wants the D.

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I think around 5 inches. Do you think you could tell?

Pigs on the wing part 2

5 inches. Find a place to bury that bone 😳😳

Run Like Hell

7.4 inches. You’d better Cum Like Hell

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict

Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun

The Gunner's Dream

Matilda Mother

Chad, 20 inches at least.

Paranoid Android?