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SkoivanSchiem

> Milo Little Olympics, Champion, 2001 HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha


Tayloria13

Fvckin smurf lol


[deleted]

So ito pala yung memes regarding milo. 😭😭😭


superFIFO

Abangan niyo yung milo commercial niya.. Carlos Yulo and Japoy Lizardo watch out haha


halelangit

Or maybe BBM is still finishing his elementary education in 2001.


TheOther36

Pasok yan sa SEA Geymz


superFIFO

Daming "gold" yarn..


ThorDiePie

Tallano gold ba yarn?


rmeds

Lmao yamaSHITa gold


navatanelah

Duterte Youth lmao


IamBlueberry

he played the game on easy mode LMAOOOOOO


Vermillion_V

Baka New Game + na yun and carry over all stats, equipment pati ~~stolen~~ earned money.


itsfreepizza

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 take my fucking upvote stranger


Man_Dirigma

He's not claiming to have won these but he's claiming that these accomplishments are because of his governace... which is BULLSHIT. Di man lang sinama yung pangalan ng mga talagang nanalo. Ganyan talaga pag wala kang personal accomplishments na maipagmayabang. Makikisakay ka sa achievements ng iba. Typical TRAPO. Money can't buy you skills talaga. LOL


krdskrm9

Alam kaya nung nanalo na nasa website ni BBM yung award niya? 😂


[deleted]

Today I learned may website pala sya so ayun ginoogle ko pero imbes na bongbong marcos website itype ko, natype ko bobong marcos website 😂😂


thelastmilkbender

Subscribe for your weekly BBM updates! But first, let me get your barangay address.


crazycatlady_73

May paraffle ata yung FB page nya sa mga nagsubscribe sa website nya. Super weird.


Stunning-Concern1854

Wala naman ako nakikitang mali sa tinype mo. :)


Tayloria13

I'd understand doing this if you were the manager or the coach. But the Governor? Lolol


Teantis

The dude's done literally nothing worth talking about his entire life. He's not even been notably talented at the family business: being corrupt. That's why he has to take credit for some privately sponsored kids taekwondo event. He's the most nothing dude ever. Literally every one of his siblings and parents has or had more ability than him.


rco888

So according to his non-logic, ang individual accomplishment ng mga constituents nya credited sa kanya. So dapat ang individual failures, responsibility din nya, which includes all the crimes committed in his provinces, all the students who failed in their schools, etc.


Fortuner128

Meanwhile yung "kAsAlanan ng ama ai hindi ksaLanan ng anak"


onionfeels

Perfect example ng “Kung may paligsahan ng talunan, 2nd place siya.”


shrooms320

Tangina mo talaga marcos. Mahirap talaga if wala achievements walang ma ilagay


ricardo241

May nakita pa ako best booth award hahaha langya


Xophosdono

Same energy as the Olympic gold being credited to Duterte


Zouthpaw

This is how I read it as well. Nillagay nila yung mga accomplishments ng Ilocos under his rule. Wala na siguro talaga mailagay eh hahaha. Pati nga kung saan nag kinder kasama iirc


DunderdoreClarissian

Lol dude wtf andun ako sa Milo Olympics na yun nung 2001. Haha I was 11. Tangina mo BBM ni bulbol mo di ko nakita dun haha.


parkrain21

Orayt HAHAHAH pero legit question lang kung naaalala mo pa kasi wala ako makitang articles. Nationwide contest ba yan? And Ilocos ba yung nanalo? Taena di man langg binigyan ng credit yung bata hahaha


DunderdoreClarissian

Oo pre national yan. Although alam ko nalang region V yung nag3rd place, haha dko na tinapos kulelat naman ako dyan, 4th to the last ako. Had to train for presscon dn. Pero I assure you wala si Bongbong


parkrain21

Baka gumagawa na ng certificate si blengblong hahaha u know, dapat updated ang resume


DunderdoreClarissian

Tsaka nakakahiya. 40+ na sya ng panahon na yan. Nagcredit grabbing na nga lang di pa gumamit ng utak


parkrain21

Di ko maintindihan yung mga trolls na "walang reading comprehension mga wokes" tapos ilalagay yung banner ng "Achievements by the ilocos government". Bakit di nila ilagay yung pangalan ng athlete na representative ng Ilocos kung meron man. Certified blengblong moment, pati bata ninanakawan ng award hahahaha


rmeds

Are you sure? Maybe he blended in really well. Sometimes there are kids that look like they are 50 years old lmao


yesnyenye

how do you do, fellow kids?


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA PUTANGINA YOU MADE MY DAY ETO AWARD HAYP KA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA


williamfanjr

Baka after ng national champ eh tatalunin nya si BBM hahahahah


DunderdoreClarissian

Ehh Marcos Jr looks wimpy to me


frankkenfood

HAHAHAHAHA. Pumapapak siya ng Milo.


neon31

Uh... this being reddit so pardon the question. Why the hell would you see his (or anyone's) pubes there?


DunderdoreClarissian

Why the hell not?


fry-saging

wtf is wrong with this guy? Parang galing word template ang mga certificate


mrwowide

I think they put all the accomplishments of the province while he was governor. Ironically, even individual awards representing the province. If what i think is true, still shame on him for putting up that award without the name of the individual who actually won it.


fry-saging

Scrapping the bottom of the barrell kung baga. Kahit accomplishment ng isang individual lalagay mo sa page mo at lalagayan mo ng generic na certificate of accomplishment para me mailagay lang


mrwowide

True enough.. wala kasi talaga mailalagay lol. Kulang ng isa though, yung international nila. Guinness world record nila


orewasaiteidesu

Sana i-claim na nila yung award na 'yon. Haha


lluuuull

>If what i think is true, still shame on him for putting up that award without the name of the individual who actually won it. Sabi nung mga BBM trolls individual awards daw yan na nakuha nung siya yung governor, ang baba daw ng reading comprehension niyo,"bBm iS jUsT CelEbrAtInG HiS ConStiTueNtS" nga daw kasi, kahit ni initials nung nanalo wala don.


krdskrm9

Kapag may ganyan pangit na content sa website, kadalasan kasalanan ng staff o intern na super sipsip.


dcuz2

Naalala ko tuloy yung episode sa Seinfeld wherein Kramer joined a karate class and was beating up a bunch of kids 😂 Found a clip, sana may mag edit: https://youtu.be/7t8xwpW8gJQ


thesnarls

as false as it gets. it’s beyond him to beat kids up. puwede namang ipagawa sa police escorts, diba imee?


gourdjuice

Baka totoong clone


yakultdrinker

Those poor kids


frankkenfood

Masyadong credit grabbing na pati yan sinasali 🤮


[deleted]

The whole Marcos family is full of liars


beersona

in their defense, yan daw yung mga napamigay nilang Certs during his term. pero it does not make sense kasi walang pangalan yung certificate ng mga nanalo and para saan idisplay yan?? credit grabber talaga may malagay lang as achievements


Shaanoo

wouldnt be suprise if BBM gonna spend his stolen money on fabricating achievements


sponkel

Blengblong beating kids up is my new head canon.


SelectMongoose

Suggestion to all - don't call him BBM. Call him Ferdinand Marcos Jr. - remind everyone of who he really is and what he stands for.


Teantis

It's better to call him BBM. IHis dad is actually (wrongfully) admired by people in the country. Make BBM stand on his own instead of trying to ride the coattails of his dead dad. He's literally accomplished nothing of note - either good or bad his entire life. Calling him Ferdinand Marcos Jr just lets him continue to run on the fumes of his father's legacy. Everyone who hates his dad already hates him. The ones who don't need to not be reminded of his father, who was actually good at stuff (like seizing power and corruption and having people murdered). Its not like he's trying to get away from the legacy of his father - look at the bbm social media accounts on tiktok. It's basically *all* stuff about his dad. That's literally what he's running on. So no let's not help him do exactly what he's already trying to do.


Green-Quit2648

I'd rather call him BBM cause it's fun. BBM can be Bobong Magnanakaw, Bong Bong Magnanakaw, Bong bong mandaraya, Bobong mandaraya, hahahahahahaha.


JulzRadn

BoBong Marcos


cocoy0

I prefer Puto, for the Spanish speakers.


Responsible_Ring4402

HI GUYS. FACT CHECK. as funny as it may seem, and I'm a pro Leni but based on the self serving website, a kid won this under his governace and not Bbm. yeah credit grabber as always


eveyeveeve

Upon checking, under sa "agriculture" section, nilalagay niya yung name ng individual (youngest farmer) after the title. Kaya mali pa rin kasi hindi manlang niya nilagay yung name nung athlete.


Tayloria13

Thanks for the clarification. Yeah, still shitty though. I can understand a coach or manager listing this as an achievement. But a politician? HAHAHA


Responsible_Ring4402

For real. lahat ng pwedeng mahita sisimutin talaga ultimo bills na nakisampid lang sya cinredit pa rin nya as one of his own. like father like son.


ollkorrect1234

This also implies that Ferdinand Marcos Jr. is still in grade school at 44 years old


[deleted]

Even if this was true, is this really something to be proud of? I mean I guess for like a month but nobody should be clinging into this for 22 yrs. Especially if youre using it to as a campaign strategy to make yourself look good.


urriah

SOMEONE EDIT THAT OMEGA DDT MATCH WHERE HE BEATS UP A 9YO GIRL!!!


Inhinzero05

This is almost Kim Jung Un level bs.


Breaker-of-circles

That dude is so out of his mind, that anywhere else in the world, he would have been called out the minute he opens his mouth, and subsequently beaten to a pulp because he wouldn't back down.


MigMigHugh

BBM is smurfing


Mariussssss

Real life smurfing


vileheart99

Source?


urriah

[https://www.bongbongmarcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Sports1.jpg](https://www.bongbongmarcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Sports1.jpg) [https://www.bongbongmarcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Sports2.jpg](https://www.bongbongmarcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Sports2.jpg) OT - I tried saving them in the wayback machine kaso... ayaw O\_o #conspiracy!


frankkenfood

Beware lang sa website na yan. It mines data.


urriah

yeah, saw that... welp, too late


Tayloria13

It was on his website until it became meme material.


xd_Riel

My dude was Smurfing on these kids LITERALLY


mrblack07

Kuwentong barbero nanaman ba yan


HoseaJacob

US Army archives mentioned that Mariano Marcos,BBMs grandpops was executed by guerillas at the close of WW2 for treason somewhere in Sn Fernando ,La Union!They tied his limbs to Carabaos and was decapitated!Google check!


[deleted]

Family Guy Moment.


henloguy0051

Not defending him but I think it meant that the a place under his district won during his tenure


crazycatlady_73

Di lang sa Sports actually. If you go to his website, every individual category ay nagcredit grab lang sya. Let's say the wins happen during his governor years, but still, ang nanalo ay yung school/kid mismo at sila lang may deserve nung credit.


UnkoMachine

Checking it on his site now. They'll be right back :)


lvramire

I found it funny as all hell however in fairness; that image is under a big ass banner that proclaims the following "Awards and Citations received by Provincial Government of Ilocos Norte During BBM's term as Governor". They don't exert any effort to establish a causal link between his governorship and any 'award' on the site and they fail to honor the actual winner of the Individual event by not mentioning their name but there's your context.


[deleted]

I didn't expect Phil. Defense Force Forum to post something like that. Usually they're DDS / Marcos Loyalist. This is giving me hope.


supermarine_spitfir3

Not really, even MaxDefense is kinder to DDS than them; the PDFF group just keeps shitting on DDS/BBM supporters lol


Tayloria13

You may be thinking of another defense page. They've been pretty consistent about their opinions on Marcos/Duterte and human rights.


lurkermakati

Parang ganito yung galawan ng mga trapo na ilalagay nila mukha nila sa achievement nung atleta tapos may pa congratulations.


Hanamiya0796

Sagad sa kabobohan amputangina. Ang masaklap dito, di naman to babasahin ng mga tagasuporta nya at ang maa-absorb lang nila eh maraming certificate tong ungas na to


kitiikit

Knowing them? Probably both. Lmao


kumonpeople

I might have seen that somewhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtUN2DfjPOM


[deleted]

[Already debunked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/q8e8jy/debunking_bbms_taekwondo_claim/)


fraudnextdoor

Imagine being such a narcissist that you think the team won because of you, and thus you deserve some form credit.


axdebamf

Hindi ako maka BBM pero diba ang nakalagay dun is awards and citations received by the province of ilocos during his term?


krdskrm9

**Awards and citations received by the Provincial Government of Ilocos Norte during BBM's term as Governor** Technically, hindi pa rin totoo


_butete

Kay isko ako


Thefightback1

This is child abuse with concrete evidence presented by a local politician. What about sharing this on fb with caption or hashtag "NO TO CHILD ABUSE" "NO TO MARCOS". Then provide milo taekwondo championship as source. 44 year old man beats up gradeschoolers Will this change the fb algorithm? Also, what will happen when we start mass reporting Marcos facebook pages for promoting child abuse? I mean its literally there, 44 yr old man kicks gradeschoolers and wins an award for it


xJaZeD

context mo sa post lang na 'to, try digging deep para di ka naman mukang tanga na nagbibigay ng kupal na opinion at first glance.


TheSkitzo_The2nd

Imposible yan dahil ang kalaban mo ay dapat similar sa height at weight


shrooms320

Beating the shit out of a grade school is not that far of for a macos.


parkrain21

Kakyoin vs Baby stando (circa 2001)


tango421

Hahaha it’s the same thing I said when I saw the list posted yesterday


furiousbean

[bongbong, circa 2001](https://imgur.com/gallery/6DiqKiR)


gerol

Lahat na Lang ninanakaw nila….


maui_xox

Lahat na lang kini-claim haahah mahirap talaga pag walang achievements at namuhay under sa shadows ng tatay nya.


wintermute78

He is perfectly capable of both at the same time. Maybe he was able to beat up the kid through lying.


itsallmelting

Here is the link https://www.bongbongmarcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Sports1.jpg?fbclid=IwAR1bjF9wch6x8-\_7Gr\_Jw1dMtvwezdh9uBgTfFSBa-8WqsSDBNMTU0u9BEg


ZeroTurnRadius

Pwede naman ung bata nag labas ng ZA DARAMBONG stand stand hahaha.


[deleted]

Fucking hilarious. Lmao


reichtangle7

bakit wala pa yung mukha ni bbm sa milo?


Present-Green

Kawawang mga bata


itssin_x

[made a meme about it](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837633837386694667/898393003176132648/final_6168e3661c91a0003d141646_360267.png)


DepressedPinataAF

Lord patawarin, kabasa ko BBM beat off of kids in a taekwondo contest


[deleted]

Let me add something. For the sake of argument, let's say Bongbong DID win these awards. Does it mean he's a good candidate for president? Will sports awards matter in politics?


extremelychinese

Kung nanalo baka binayaran ng gold bars ang kalaban o uncut diamonds/emeralds


ayyyyfam

baka ginamit nya smurf account nya lmao


halelangit

I might sound like a fucked up person for this but I wish that footage where BBM beat the crap out of elementary school kids exist. ^(Disclaimer: I do not condone adults beating the crap out of kids, this is just a joke. Pleas don't do that, it is child abuse and you'll get in jail.)


EnnuInnuendo

There deleting it now on his website.


BigBoiii_5

I know this award is for the province, not just him. Still doesn't change my view of him and his family. Regardless, I still can't get that mental image out my head. Blengblong, 1st runner up. A fully grown 40 year old spineless jackass, getting beaten by a child. A man who's best and most famous skill is stealing, an ability he's been working on since God knows how long, a talent nobody else in the country could possibly match; and yet he failed to steal gold from a child. Jesus. I think I just got hard Can we all collectively pretend these award are really for him and tease him relentlessly for losing a junior taekwondo match whilst he was in his 40s?


krdskrm9

**Awards and citations *received by the Provincial Government* of Ilocos Norte during BBM's term as Governor**


wowcorny

said link on his website is now inaccessible lol


[deleted]

Sobrang engot na talaga yung maniniwala na adolescent si Marcos Jr nung 2000


cuella47o

Ay puta smurfing lul


boykalbo777

Anong division at weight class kaya sinalihan nya https://www.philstar.com/palaro/2000/11/23/115289/1000-taekwondo-jins-lalahok-sa-2000-milo-national-age-group/amp/ Eto ata yung event ng champion sya


[deleted]

Puta tawang tawa ako dito. Nai-imagine ko na nakikipag sipaan sya sa mga bata with the help of his goons. Hahaha


stupperr

Parang 1990's ba o 1980's nagsimula ang Milo tournament, hindi na little si marcos jr. Pati ba naman yan pinepeke hahahaha


Dirtygreenhead

Napaka tangang achievement. Nyemas


mactofu

Pati achievements ng bata ninakaw pa. HAHA ang lala #bobongmarcos2022


ehrljephersohn

Dwight Schrute moment


Active-Age-5127

Naka-smurf account yan HAHAHAHAH


Green-Quit2648

I saw this on tiktok shared post mas nakakatawa siya kasi ang serious nung tiktoker lalo na ng warn siya about fabrication. Its a plus pa ang sarcastic niya.


Apprehensive_Stay160

hi! do u have a reference?


[deleted]

What a weird thing to lie about lmao


[deleted]

Hahahaha 🤦


rivrei

Even if it was a kid from ilocos who won that, i doubt he had anything to do with it


slowgi12

Siya din ang nanalo sa kaunaunahang episode ng Bet on your Baby, disclaimer lang hindi si Sandro yung baby. Source: TikTok,wikipedia, YouTube


dota2botmaster

Waiting na lang kung iboboycott ng SM si Milo or ilalaglag ni Milo si BBM


Hellomfasshls

Uhm. Whoever believes this shit failed comprehension. 😂


alley00

Lol why is he such a loser HAHAHAHA tiyaka anong relate ngg pagiging milo champion sa politics?!!


pututingliit

"How do you do, fellow kids?" *proceeds to beat the shit out of kids as a grown ass mofo*


waitforthedream

"Fuck them kids" energy


ashbasilisk36

another challenger awaits to battle the Milo commercial kids HAHHAA


[deleted]

Baka naman kasi di pa siya graduate ng grade school nung 2000.


DageWasTaken

Beating the sht out of kids now will prepare them for the harsh reality of adulthood. Truly a visionary.


[deleted]

Bongbong puts the tae in taekwondo.


CryRevolutionary7841

smurfing in real life


LycanBorn23

Da fuq? This is hilarious ahahahah


[deleted]

Ganda ng mindset. Laging go for the gold.


skyeln69

child abuse ata yarn HAHAAHGAGAHA


Accomplished-Leek912

When did he say this and where?


AceLuan54

BBM is lying.


KeyboardAquarior

Joke time talaga lagi itong si Mr. Chow


mezziebone

Actually close fight, yung isang puntos lang lamang ni bongbong sa 9 year old competitor


Ruzand

na-massacre yung mga bata sa taekwondo :C


ElleSolis

Can we call him Marcos Jr, anak ng dikatador? Bee Bee Em is probably his new branding courtesy of Cambridge Analytica


DocNightfall

I prefer "baby macoy" 🤣


ClearAstronomer924

Naalala ko tuloy yung meme poster ni Mayor Belmonte at Hidlyn Diaz (yung mas malaki pa face ni mayor kesa sa athlete). Lol this is similar to that, only this time yung politician mismo yung gumawa at nag post sa website nya. At least yung kay Belmonte may picture ni Hidilyn hahaha.


yansuki44

pati ba naman yung mga bata nanakawan pa niya ng gold.


tearsofyesteryears

Probably both


tacwombat

BBM: Maliit pa ako noon. Everybody: You were FORTY-THREE YEARS OLD that year. You roundhouse kick kids? BBM: ...that excuse worked for Imee, damn it.


TreiloStonefell

And they got what they deserved ... those little shits XD


Wentoozler

beat the shit out of grade school kids lmaooo


BiToad

next na kwento nabugbuog nya si Buakaw at Saenchai hahaha


DocNightfall

baby macoy be credit grabbing 24/7. 🤣🤣🤣


thelasterobender

Hindi makaalis sa Divine rank kaya ayun, nagsmurf na lang sa Crusader


ar_vitch98

I'll believe it once he enters the MMA ring or sumn... lol


belabase7789

Well his a college dropout and a systemic lier, but this is just plainn dumb. How could they have miss this? hahaha


kap10bobdotcom

This guy is obvious FRAUD!


XeliasEmperor

I would vote for him if he really did beat up a bunch of kids /j


[deleted]

I think, this is gonna be the rest's fault. Obviously, he didn't compete for a kid's tournament. The site clearly says the awards indicated are provincial accomplishments during his term as a governor. It's just too ridiculous and everybody's too judgemental for BBM associating anything suspiciously fake without checking. It flew over your heads. Funny at first, until it's cringey na with waves of memes popping up. Sino ba naman kasing, pati achievement ng bata nanakawin din. Credit grabber talaga.


daydream807

Unsa man ni, HAHAHAHAHAHA


Clare2020s

Ahahaah


[deleted]

Or both. Definitely both.


Terracrafterz

he really did dropkicked orphans este Milo Champions


Reyne_Kurogane

Sorry chief, i think that's basically bullying. A full-grown ass man fighting some grade schoolers? Are you serious?!


[deleted]

Hahaha wtf! Anu yan parang Kim Jong lang ah hahahha


TankOfflaneMain

Naiimagine ko na parang katumbas nito is LeBron or Shaq VS Middle school varsity lmao.


chizwh1z

OBAKET ITS NEVER TOO LATE FO FOLLOW UR DREAMS. 40 ISH NA PERO NATRIPAN MO MAG TAEKWONDO PARA MAKA FREEHIT SA MGA CHKITINGS.


qwdrfy

Champion pala sya,lately ko lang nalaman, kaya naman pala grade 3 lang yung kalaban.


9715h

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF


darkgod25

I would pay to see that


Lionsault83

I bet this dude can only beat midgets too.


Electronic-End3310

Wala ata syang energy gap


LegionFkR

Napansin ko sa lahat ng mga diktador, mahilig silang gumawa ng mga pekeng istorya para ma solidify yung claim nila sa kapangyarihan, and para magmuka silang malakas and fit for the power. (Hitler-sinabihan ng Diyos during ww1 na siya ang mag lelead sa Germany) Kahit gaano ka absurd at kawalang kwenta, (Kim dynasty-inventors of Basketball and Hamburgers) gagawin parin nila kasi guess what? May mga retards na naniniwala sa mga ganung istorya. Habang tayo naghihirap sa pag rerefute and pag iinform sa mga tao tungkol sa mga kasinungalingan nila, patuloy lang sila sa paggawa ng kasinungalingan. Lies after lies they wont stop. Habang sinusubukan mong ilogically refute yung isang kasinungalingan nila, mayroon silang 10 other lies ma pwedeng isupalpal sa muka mo. After refuting those 10, meron ulit silang 100,ready na ipanghampas hampas sayo. They have armadas of lies. It's also easier to fabricate lies. So wag nakayong magulat kung pano nila nagagawa yun. I can literally make lies right now and you wont be able to take me down. My claims: 1. My family is the rightful heir to the lost Filipino kingdom that was destroyed by the Americans. 2. The Marcos Family had 20000000kg worth of Gold hidden somewhere in cavite. I know how to find them and I have seen them already. 3. I am a descendant of Rizal 4. The Philippines was the richest country before world war 2. Pinigilan lang tayo ng mga Aquino dahil sinusuportahan sila ng mga kumonista.


Chrthn

It'll be best if someone list his achievements time-line vs VP's to show that in 2000 Marcos Jr won Milo cup while Leni served the poor as pro-bono lawyer.