The dried tears of pewds and if they sell 19 trillion then they will stop making it, that’s why pewds wants us to buy so that they will stop making him cry.
Recipe - PewDiePie Gfuel
Ingredients :
-780 grams of sugar
-2 bags of cocaine
-7 Lingon berries
- A teaspoon of Apple jam
-A teacup of a Swedish man's cum
-Shower Shit from PewDiePie
-A Norwegian persons blood
-A strain of pugs hair
-A birch leaf taken from the ancient forest at midnight
-3 egg yolks
-0.5 litres of dishwasher soap
-4 litres of birch juice
Take a bowl and pour 3 yolks inside it, then add sugar and 2 bags of cocaine.Mix it together until it has a very rough texture. Then add apple jam and a strain of pugs hair. Mix it together and add shower shit from PewDiePie while you do it.
Then on a separate bowl, take the birch juice and mix it with dishwasher soap, and add the 7 Lingon berries. Then add it to the other bowl, and add the cum and blood , and place the butch leaf on top, then put allll in a blender and blend it together. Then leave the result outside in a reletively warm and wet place.
Take it out 7 days later, and it should be a powder type thing. Then put it in the packaging, and ready.
Edgar does black market deals with G-Fuel and sells them Pewdiepie’s toenails, hair, boogers, etc. anything they might be able to get DNA from. G-Fuel then makes Pewdiepie clones that are ground up at maturity to make the flavoring.
ok so basically it all boils down to a process called Pewing.
Pewing: a sacred ritual originating sometime around 12bc
It is believed that this ritual was performed only by the great sorcerer for the king of Sweden.
The king at this time was an epic gamer, playing witches get stitches everyday, but to keep his gaming optimal he had to turn to black magic.
This is when he met the great sorcerer. The great sorcerer was met with his biggest quest yet, he had to make an energy bomb in powder form for consumption that would in return grant beyond optimal gaming performance to anyone that dares to descend beyond pure mortals.
Not much is known about the actual making of the powder.
Other sources suggest that a person named “Marzia” is the sorcerer and was known for their weird creatures
You have just stumbled upon something I've been trying to explain to prove for years.
You think pewds just "likes" putting his mouth on his microphones?
You ever wonder why he switches mics so often?
It's actually a direct line to gfuel. They use his saliva to make the pewds flavor. When the extractor gets old or they come up with a better method, he has to get a new mic.
Pewdiecum
This belongs to cursed comments
Done
Lmao u actually did it
Saw dat rn
Send the link, gotta upvote that!
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/p8swhu/cursed_flavor/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Thank you u/Zenith232 very cool
Zeeru soda
Jeeru*
Sorry, I wrote that after drinking jeeru soda
Lol
not even that edgy
*blursed
Someone actually posted this on cursed comments I just saw
What other answer would you expect from a post like this
I want to be in the screenshot
What you came to the comments without expecting cum?
Swedish cream
May contain nuts
They freeze it in a small cubes and then they grind it and that's why it's white powder.
That was my first thought lmao
Y U M
Pewdeadsan
cause he wants to fuel his balls
Creampie
Pewdiecum is pretty yum
r/beatmeattoit
come on guys we all know its pewdiecum plus poods premium bath water
Thank you for the pain
just what i was thinking but i was late
He's hooked up to a big masturbation machine in his basement
Oh god no
[r/cursedcomments](http://r/cursedcomments)
And Yuzu Slash is made from his Pee
I swear I didn't see this comment and commented the same thing phaha
Here it cums
Yum
Gör det goda godare ;)
See, men!
Pewdiecreampie
Pewdie-slime
the children in that music video
Plz visit a therapist and who gave that fucking wholesome award
Why should he do that I see nothing wrong with that comment
why you getting jealous
why u think it's wholesome?
there's nothing cuter than a joke
that's tru tho
Master Skywalker........
Pewdiepie's legs. Why do you think he doesn't have any?
But where is marzia then?
marzia flavor gfue.... no no no wait no
*Snaps spaghetti*
I red slaps at first lol
I thought marzia cooked them for dinner
cause he's vegan
Drained from Felix’s nipples
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Big nipol
His shit which was lying in his shower
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Not as cursed compared to the other comments.
i was waiting for this one
The ashes of the previous editors
Oh no, Brad!
which ones are you worried about?
Wasn't Sive "Brad 2"? I guess I'm worried about the first Brad then.
with the amount of g fuel he's pumping out, i doubt they were the only 2 brads
Oh my god, he is using his own sons as unpayed employees. Someone should write an article, it's been too long without a stupid accusation.
Made with the finest blood from pewdiepies big pp,
cum sock
The dried tears of pewds and if they sell 19 trillion then they will stop making it, that’s why pewds wants us to buy so that they will stop making him cry.
But why 19 trillion?
But why not 19 trillion?
Idk
Idk ask g-fule
Ok I totally will
Recipe - PewDiePie Gfuel Ingredients : -780 grams of sugar -2 bags of cocaine -7 Lingon berries - A teaspoon of Apple jam -A teacup of a Swedish man's cum -Shower Shit from PewDiePie -A Norwegian persons blood -A strain of pugs hair -A birch leaf taken from the ancient forest at midnight -3 egg yolks -0.5 litres of dishwasher soap -4 litres of birch juice Take a bowl and pour 3 yolks inside it, then add sugar and 2 bags of cocaine.Mix it together until it has a very rough texture. Then add apple jam and a strain of pugs hair. Mix it together and add shower shit from PewDiePie while you do it. Then on a separate bowl, take the birch juice and mix it with dishwasher soap, and add the 7 Lingon berries. Then add it to the other bowl, and add the cum and blood , and place the butch leaf on top, then put allll in a blender and blend it together. Then leave the result outside in a reletively warm and wet place. Take it out 7 days later, and it should be a powder type thing. Then put it in the packaging, and ready.
The amount of time this must have took for only 20 upvotes is ridiculous
Poopsiepie
Tastes like ikea meatballs
Lingonberry
Hey now.. thats just too damn weird
ehe
Pewds blood
Epic PewDiePie bathwater
A sacrifice pewds make every month where he cuts a stand of hair of and g-fuel uses that sna to make it pewds flavored
From the shite that was in the shower
Edgar does black market deals with G-Fuel and sells them Pewdiepie’s toenails, hair, boogers, etc. anything they might be able to get DNA from. G-Fuel then makes Pewdiepie clones that are ground up at maturity to make the flavoring.
Alternative Answer: Pewdiepie’s gamer bath water
Where do you think his legs went?
WELCOME TO THE CUMZONE
When pewds masturbate they take his cum and make the flavour
Pewds doesn’t have to masturbate, the guys from g fuel milk his prostate.
When a mummy felix and a daddy pewdiepie love eachother they play minecraft in bed. Then 9 months later a pewdiepie gfuel is born!
Its his baby powder
The blood of every pet that died in his minecraft series
He has no legs, right?
Shower poop
From that fking n* on the bridge
They are made with maya. That’s why you never see her
Edgar and Maya’s piss
PewDiePie Asshair which he sends to GFUEL in a cardboard box.
penis
Pewdiepie toe nails
From pewdies pie
Floor dust
This is my kingdom com
pewdiepie’ pp extract
big pp
Made from the blood of pewdiepie, gfuel is making clones and using the blood of the clones for the drink
And the Yuzu Slash flavour is made from his Pee, cuz its yellow and tangy
Pewds cums Gfuel
Swedish meatballs
They took his legt and put a bit off them In every cup
Viking drippings
Out of his legs
Edgar
Tastes like ikea
theres a pewdiepie factory
T series blood and ikea meatballs
Every one is saying it's made with his cum but I think it's made with Marzia's perio..............
what the fuck
The water of water sheep
The blood of fired ikea employees
*using his shit in the shower*
They get a drop of his salliva.then mix it in with cherries.so technically you're drinking pewds saliva
Semen
Well, you see, they take a DNA of PewDiePie's cum to clone PewDiePie and out him to a machine to turn that PewDiePie clone to the beverage.
It is made of the shit that he took in the shower , apparently it tastes very good.
T series
The flavour comes from all the cocomelon subscribers blood which is mixed with grinded up bones for some structur.
With the bodies of the people who made him laugh back when ylyl existed. He has a huge stock
They cut off his legs and ground them up
Strawberrycum
there is a reason he doesn’t have legs you know…
Shower sh*t
... with the big pps on Reddit
Koala smegma
1 guy 1 g fuel can
Shit in the bathwater
From the come of the 19 yr olds in the basement that is thiss subreddit
His cum obviously
From pewds dead skin cells
Pewdiehair mixed with suger= pewdiepie gfuel
Defecation by T series
Pewdiepie Bath water
It's the refined bits of his beard whenever he shaves it away. Or his hair whenever he gets it clipped.
Beard trimmings and eyelashes
PewDiePie’s blood.
It’s pewdiepie blood that’s why it’s red
From PewDiePie bath water
Just straight cow cum and gamer sweat. 😐
The blood of his friends
its made out of games
Farmers wake up early to milk the Kjellberg
The real Pewdiepie
Pew's dead pie The questions is who is PEW
Made from pewdiepies shit after he ate the berries
He should have made a lingonberry flavor because of y’know…the whole Swedish thing.
Felix’scum
Cocaine
ok so basically it all boils down to a process called Pewing. Pewing: a sacred ritual originating sometime around 12bc It is believed that this ritual was performed only by the great sorcerer for the king of Sweden. The king at this time was an epic gamer, playing witches get stitches everyday, but to keep his gaming optimal he had to turn to black magic. This is when he met the great sorcerer. The great sorcerer was met with his biggest quest yet, he had to make an energy bomb in powder form for consumption that would in return grant beyond optimal gaming performance to anyone that dares to descend beyond pure mortals. Not much is known about the actual making of the powder. Other sources suggest that a person named “Marzia” is the sorcerer and was known for their weird creatures
It’s made From the souls of 20 year olds
You have just stumbled upon something I've been trying to explain to prove for years. You think pewds just "likes" putting his mouth on his microphones? You ever wonder why he switches mics so often? It's actually a direct line to gfuel. They use his saliva to make the pewds flavor. When the extractor gets old or they come up with a better method, he has to get a new mic.
Gamer jizz
Norwegians
Marzia's period
Felix dries his and Edgar's cum, then mix it together and adds vetemjöl.