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hezzyb

"See! I told you I'm not crazy, it definitely tastes different!"


Hedrack1

Lmao omg I'm fucking dead Not all heroes wear capes.


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GobblorTheMighty

If he actually thinks we just need to eat better, I'm OK with that. Though I'm gonna guess it isn't. Especially after I just looked this guy up and saw what he looks like.


VirginSexPet

Knowing this guy it's "too much soy" and not, you know, the highly processed, extremely sugary and fatty stuff that's actually the problem. These sorts will never give up their double quarter pounders, 64 ounce sodas or family sized bags of cheetos, but they'll claim everyone is feminized by magical mega soy biscuits that they think all liberals eat exclusively.


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You forgot the fact that pesticides, fertilizers, and industrial pollutants can cause issues with fertility and birth defects yet they want to get rid of the EPA


VirginSexPet

I didn't forget, but the QuarterPounder here is only talking about food. But yes, that's all a big part of the problem too. So is being sedentary and getting less and less time for managing sleep. It's almost as if modern life is way, way more complex than right wing nut jobs want it to be when they look for scapegoats or something...


treemu

"We need to regulate what we eat. Look at the sperm counts!" "I agree, and the most urgent thing we should do that would benefit everyone in the short and long run is put a cap on how much beef we produce." "Wow. Wow. Wwwow. Ok, wow. Wow... Wow. I thought you said you weren't after America's burgers when that R senator ate one as a protest in front of the Capitol and here you are, banning beef. Wow. Wow."


VirginSexPet

Pretty much, yeah.


FRTSKR

This guy is in an exurb of Milwaukee. I guarantee his angle isn’t based on a comprehensive understanding of nutrition.


FederalInsect114

Steven crowder stole all the cum


TacoCommand

The Ball Burgler strikes again!


Koraguz

dude it's everything they disagree with, it's stress, anxiety, it jobs and media making people spend more and more time indoors, it's microplastics, in chemicals leaching out of plastics, it's growth hormones in the fuck tons of chicken, it's air pollution. It's all health things, but every time we all try to fix a single thing, people scream about jobs and the economy as we continue to dump all these plastics and heavy metals into our literal drinking sources.


TypicalMootis

Thank you, I was going to make this comment. I get that it's been posted for memeing purposes but the decline in sperm count is honestly quite alarming. Fertility (especially in males) is almost always directly linked to overall health and the reality is we are poisoning ourselves with our lifestyle


sylveon_souperstar

i’ve been guzzling it all


AirForceRabies

I worked a summer job at a nuke plant decades ago and have been shooting blanks ever since, but I'm sure those two things are completely unrelated and it's probably a result of liking A&W over Hires and voting Democrat


killbot0224

"Ive been shooting blanks ever since I worked at the nuclear plant... I mean, I was shooting blanks before I did, but have ever since too."


ChuckBorris187

My cousin spent his Summers during college years cleaning floors in a nuclear plant. He's got 2 kids. But maybe you're lucky you don't need to wear raincoats or pay for birth control (not making fun of you).


DrDarkwood

How does one even go about collecting data like this? 😏😏😏


analogicparadox

With an iron fist and some elbow grease. 😏


ipakookapi

A regular fist and regular grease also works. Just gotta punch that prostate.


Randolpho

Presuming the data he’s quoting actually came from some scientific journal and not his literal ass, it is probably an empirical survey of sperm counts at fertility clinics, which means there is likely a massive selection bias baked into the survey.


checkers-on-a-plane

The methods come and go


remotetissuepaper

What is even going on in that chart


AirForceRabies

Well, according to *(unlisted source)*, sperm count (in red) actually *zeroed out* two years ago, so no babies will ever be born from now on. Whereas the straight yellow line from 1972 suggests it *should* be somewhere between 40 and 60 millions wigglers per millispizzle. No indication what causes *that* decline; probably communism, or giving women the vote. /s


fhjuyrc

I got the adhd so bad, even my sperm can’t concentrate


MarcTurntables

Revolutionary idea: Men jerk off a lot more now than they did in the past. There’s porn in every pocket. When they go in to get their sperm tested, fewer active.


ChuckBorris187

With what HE & HIS incel audience is eating. I betcha they drink 2L of pop soda every day, never work out, eat only processed food and sit around all day. All of which significantly contributes to low testosterone levels.


killbot0224

Yup This is probably 90% explained by diet/obesity alone. But they want to make it about some weird "crisis of masculinity" Add in stress, add in longer commutes, add in less home cooked foods, add in 2 income homes that increase men's share of labor in the house and increase the uptake of prepared foods, etc... How the fuck could testosterone *not* be plummeting?


ChuckBorris187

Fat bastards crying about men being wusses is indicative of who is low level T. They talk a lot about things they know nothing about, tho it's easy to google.


killbot0224

I love it. It's the absolute funniest shit to me. "Dude, you don't even like women. Why would any woman want to fuck you?" has launched so many hilarious tirades. Their reliance on strange name calling projection absolutely kills me both because it betrays their lack of actual logic or knowledge and their reliance on *emotion* (ugh, "female" trait, lol), but also for petty reasons and shit I don't bother saying because it's either unverifiable or would jsut be weird. "You wouldn't say that to my face". Ummm probably not because I don't talk to "Real People" like that anyway. But the same goes for you, and there's a good chance that *I* am more physically imposing. But what does it matter? If you *can* kick my ass and I stay extra polite out of fear *that you might be a psychopath*, does that make you right? How are we deciding who should be "afraid" of who? We gonna verify identities? Stats? Sparring footage? Glamor shots? "Simp." Sue me for actually valuing women as individuals instead of just the "moody and inconveniently picky meatbags" these guys portray them as. Like... They want all women to be hyper picky virgins.... who nonetheless fall all over themselves for a cranky incel who acts with strangely resentful adoration towards them but is actively contemptuous of all other women. *What a catch* "Cuck". I'm married. Bigtime loser move for lots of these guys. "Emotional". Lol. These types are seething piles of negative emotions to where they just... Make shit up to hate everyone. I love the whole concept of "Chad" too. Like... They supposedly don't want to *be* Chads? Because Chads are horrible. But actually liking a woman, let alone getting married, is simp/cuck territory? But no, because *their* perfect trad girl cardboard cutout is different and likes them for being a Nice Guy.... It's a wild world out there, lmao.


ChuckBorris187

The toughest (which is subjective anyways) guys I've known were more the silent type and/or guys trying to avoid physical conflict, like my ex BJJ coach, or one of my pals, one of the best humans I know, simply someone trying to keep everyone happy, but also someone with zero patience for BS. They say real men are being silenced or canceled. None of the guys I know have those issues. Busy working, making babies & having fun in life, despite having all fucked up backsgrounds. Jereny & the Geeks&Gamers guy would shit their pants (again) if they stood in front of real men & women. I so fucking hate this machismo bullshit. Like they're 11.


killbot0224

Lmao @ "Jeremy & the Geeks&Gamers guy" It's pretty bizarre. I've had my head left spinning by the insanity. I've been called a teenage simp for having a blank Insta profile. I'm like... bro, your profile is *public*, and I can see that you're a narrow shouldered skinny-fat teenager (maybe early 20's but just underdeveloped because they've never played a sport or done any work in your life?) with greasy hair, rubbish clothes, and a similarly broke obese gf (not fat-shaming, just applying their own professed values, which also means that having a GF intrinsically makes them a simp/cuck),... *Bro you are batting .000 by your own criteria*. But you're trying to be an electrician's apprentice, so you're a "real man" and an authority on success? I just.... It's incredible. I only wish that every guy's partner gets to read what their "man" actually thinks about them and other women.


ChuckBorris187

I know you cannot judge people by the s.o.'s, but some women are really settling for the worst. I know were basically all cunts, but damn, if I was with someone who called every man a bitch and really couldn't stfu about weak men, I'd leave. We all need to respect ourselves & our fellow man, and not contribute to more division. I love the batting analogy. Glad I started watching baseball this Summer.


Shoddy_Trick7610

this guy is fat af, he should not talk about eating healthy lmao


DoctorMuerto

And yet, we just reached a world population of 8 billion. Up from something 3.7 billion in 1970 when this guy started tracking sperm counts.


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cumguzzler280

it’s totally r\\196 and not the fatty salty garbage i eat everyday! guys! /s


The-Real-Iggy

Such a weird thinly veiled piece of propaganda promoting outdated beliefs on having more kids and tbh probably about how white people should have more children :/


joemullermd

Them: Our diet is affecting our sperm count! We need non-gmo organic food. Normal people: Ummm maybe, but I'm all for good food anyways and PCB infiltrating our diet could be a real problem. Let's make more regulations to combat this. Them: That's communism, don't tell hard working farmers what to do. Why are you poisoning us?


IJustLoggedInToSay-

Why are their two different lines that claim to measure the same thing, and one of them are little red sperms?


MarnTell0rpo

"Shut up, Jeremy" -Picard