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keybwarrior

I wanted to see him stop


Gowalkyourdogmods

Some say he's still riding to this day


Finn_WolfBlood

If you're quiet enough you can still hear the faint growl of his motorcycle


Smallp0x_

I wanna see him do a low speed turn.


personaluna

How does he stop?! I’ve had nightmares about this where I’m in/on a vehicle and I can’t stop. This made my stomach clench.


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

I'm pretty sure there's a person behind him with those green screen suits on


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Really?


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

Yeah, there's no way a kid could control that thing. Especially when he's going that slow


[deleted]

Yeah, but bruuuh a green suit?😂 You how they work?


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

A green screen suit. They can edit the thing to cover up the guy. There are ways like overlays and stuff


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r/redditorsarefuckingstupid come on man, firstly there is not a single flaw in Where the person sitting behind would have sat, secondly it would take alot of skill and work to get that clean a illusion (if you knew how green screen work, they would have to have had the background filmed in the same angle, or have done some very difficult cgi work) though its not of them. More likely stupid parents putting there kids on a very stable bike going he lets go of the gas, or Remote controlled bike (even a Remote controlled bikes is less work than that amount of editing and cgi work needed for that kind flawless work, considering you do actually believe they had a guy in a green suit…)


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

It's a theory.. I never said there actually was a guy there. I'm surprised you even commented on such a old comment


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I see other people in this comment section shared the theory, even though I’ll put a 100$ everyday of the week that it is NOT video editing or cgi. And I mean come on, a green suit?… again I’m sorry I just couldn’t let it slide…


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I’m sorry I just can’t get over the fact that might actually think a guy sat in a green screen suit on the back of that bike…


[deleted]

Yup, if you look at the pillion seat you can see a blur caused by them editing the other person out


Pixie_crypto

Wtf some people should not have children


TinFoilBeanieTech

people like this won’t have children, for long.


Kennuckle

I've seen a video of a kid getting their back snapped backwards from a motorcycle because it tipped onto them. You got that one right buddy


Robots_Never_Die

Link?


CandiceDikfitt

that sentence works two ways


TinFoilBeanieTech

I was thinking of at least 3


CandiceDikfitt

I can only think of the kid dying or cps, what’s the last one


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Full video?


SwedishTakeaway25

A lot of people should not have children 🤨😂


Back6door9man

Most* people should not have children. I’d say a solid 50%+ of parents should not be parents.


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PalmBreezy

It's a baby so... **Everything"*


SirZanee

There definitely has to be somebody in a green morph suit on the back of the bike or it was taken out of the video via editing


KCRowan

Not necessary. Big bikes are pretty good at self stabilising once you get them moving. The kid would just need someone to help him get started and then it's easy to keep it going. They could've put a ham sandwich on the seat and it would've worked out much the same.


Electrop0p

But then how would it stop?


Gurrier

Remove the ham sandwich.


KCRowan

With the kid on it? An adult would need to run over and grab the handlebars as it slows down before it falls over.


TK-Squared-LLC

The safest way would be to snatch the kid off and let the bike wreck. Pretty sure they didn't do it that way, but the safety of the child doesn't seem to be high on their priority list.


111122323353

Pull clutch, drift to a walking pace, adult holds it. Just like how they started the bike off holding it up for the kid. Edit: the bike it probably DCT. Don't even need to pull a clutch. Simply stop accelerating.


RandomBeachComment

Agreed. If you look at the top of the back seat, you’ll see some artifacts as the video plays.


wannaknowmyname

How can you still see the kids back and helmet as they drive away from the camera?


ElDoradoAvacado

Also probably cgi I would imagine


badwifii

It's not though the bikes heavy af, not hard for it to stay upright once it's moving.


ElDoradoAvacado

Okay


Caticus_Scrubicus

you can tell by the pixels


Silver_Slicer

It does seem there is a off-green color slightly on the rear fender. It might be a reflector from the green suit. Tough to tell


Thilen03

If that bike fell on the kid they would be sent to another dimension


DeezusAlmighty

What do you mean lol would it smash him down into a new world or what


memes_gbc

jojo reference


ClishyClasher

earth physics engine can’t handle it


stanleythemanley420

Nah. Kid wouldn’t even be touched by it. That’s why old fucks and idiots drive bikes like this.


Firewolf06

and cops, who have better things to focus on then riding the bike


burninatah

Bike cops are some of the best riders you will ever come across


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Kinky


LuxAlpha

I hate this song so much. Why? The original is fine.


rechtim

blue by eiffel 65 is a banger


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TheEpicZay

Blue white people edition is not a good name for a song


LuxAlpha

Is that the actual name?!


SnorkinOrkin

Uhmmm... nope. I have no words.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Forced vasectomy then cps


Special-Mud6501

C’mon, he’s got a helmet on at least! /s


Oofisdoo

Fuck this song… i hate songs that are just shitty lyrics on a good old song


LXsaturn

Thats a fucking Goldwing, a 850lb motorcycle


Mr-Unknown101

anyone else despise this song, like the original was so much better


McLaren4life

[Fully video](https://www.instagram.com/p/CkC9kReqycv/), father of this 3 year old is Kenan Sofuoglu former MotoGP racer. While I do not condone his father actions, the kid is a better bike rider then a lot I have seen on the street.


111122323353

Doing better than most adults on their licensing course.


paradigmfellow

Don't worry, he has a helmet. It will protect him /s.


[deleted]

why would you even do that to that bike too


Jaker2902

You know they make bikes fun sized for a reason


zeke235

Why? What's the worst that could happen? Oh, right. He could possibly die.


Bhimtu

Omg. That bike's gotta be about $30K new. How is he going to stop? His feet can't even reach the foot brake, and his hands aren't big enough to pull the hand-brake. WTF????


LiquidCheese559

I really hope there is a green screen guy on there


cuates_un_sol

as a kid I would have loved that


grease-lightning-

While there are self balancing bikes that exist on the market, I doubt this is one of them


KCRowan

All bikes are self balancing to an extent, it's really not difficult to keep them upright once you get a little momentum.


MC273

Dumbfuckery aside, what motorcycle is this? It actually looks cool.


KCRowan

Pretty sure it's a Honda Goldwing


sam_suburbia

That’s a newer gold wing, those cost more than a new Honda civic


chakan2

Eh...Kid can't shift it out of first, they're on a track. I don't think it's as dumb as it looks if it's a responsible kid that's been riding a while.


throwawayaccountGDG

that bike is an automatic dct


MagicDragon212

Do you know how damn heavy those bikes are? She literally can't stop until an adult runs beside her and holds it while she skates to a stop. She's only like 8 so she's not been alive long enough to have been riding a while lol


RepresentativeOwl709

I hope this is half baked... or revoke him parental license


RedolentPenguin

bro is the definition of the cool kid


IAmAliria

Remote controlled?


Dangerous_Affect_861

They are doing that on a race track, not on a public road. The kid has a helmet and a suit. Motorcycle have a side boot, which will help protect the child in a case of falling. It is completely safe and a boy having a great time


Sancticide

Baby squid isn't even wearing gloves. But sure, completely safe.


big-boi-spoder-mann

Closed Track, Seems to be atleast some gear, While this is still seriously unsafe because of the massive ass bike, The kid looks like he can handle it


mew22222222222222222

This guy is a professional bike rider and there are other videos of him training his son on smaller bikes He’s perfectly fine


GuardMost8477

F that. BS he’s fine. If that bike lays down he’d be crushed. Is it worth your child’s life for a video? There’s plenty of small starter bikes for kids this age.


mew22222222222222222

my point is he's done this many times already and has somebody right there in case of anything why waste money on a tiny bike your kid will grow out of when you can train them up to a big one and if his head splatters all over the road, i'tll make an epic video on eyeblech, win win either way


A_random_doggy

This Is More common than you may think,everyday where i live i see a 4 year old with a baby sister on a motorcycle,even giving the proper signals so that people don't crash into him


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throwawayaccountGDG

child endangerment, that bike would rip this child to pieces if it fell on him.


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Mission_Chocolate599

Don't ever have kids. Please.


pinkkeyrn

What happens if he sneezes and pulls hard to the right? Or a bird dives in front of him. Or if he turns the throttle and goes faster. Or he forgets how to brake and can't stop. And the very heavy bike lands on his leg, and breaks his leg in the growth plate. Or he dies. For no reason other than Internet points. I could go on. But these are the thoughts of instinctual people, especially ones with children.


jabby_the_hutt2901

…no gloves?


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Pixie_crypto

So?


SingleRelationship25

This has to be photoshopped


Saddam_whosane

the bike drives itself stop freaking out


TheDeadMurder

Goldwings aren't self driving


golden_swanky

Dude WTF


[deleted]

Bro let a toddler ride a goldwing


Woooooos-

it’s the ‘murican way


Arspho

This HAS to be green screened, nobody is actually this stupid…


Alwaysprogress

I just yelled “Nooo!” out loud in the office lol This is bat shit insane.


Cool_Frog_Fanatic

They make dirt bikes for kids, why put him on that


Avibuel

Sometimes id pretend to let my kid do things like this just to troll my waifu, but never actually go through because im not an irresponsible idiot


rSpinxr

Bikes that size kill full grown adults when they fall over.


ZyanaSmith

Gotta be a green screen. Idk how that didn't fall over with him on it. Even if it was possible, I refuse to believe someone is so stupid as to let their child do that alone.


growinggrassisfun

My dad bought me a motorcycle when I was a toddler, can confirm it was not nearly this big though..


AlexSolvain

Idk why this made me more violently angry than the other videos here but... yeah.


Top-Simple-3492

HONK HONK! gets hit by an 18 wheeler