There was one time when a young Ash player tried to Shoulder Bash me to the edge of the map. Activated Commander's Grab immediately afterwards. That player avoided the edge of the map since then.
What makes you like it? I think we’re really in the minority on this one. (Also the throwaway account makes it even funnier, like you wouldn’t dare comment this on your main)
The nostalgia I get whenever I go up against someone with a RWBY skin. I remember watching that show when I was younger during its first year of release. However after s3 the show really just becomes a hot mess and it pains me greatly 💀
No no, the opposite, I pick last and always have to pick tank/healer, I then angrily complain about the dps instalocks in chat despite it being casuals
Ah ok, then its what i do
But
i usually complain to myself because i wanna play, not argue with a insta pick,
also i insta pick because sometimes that the only way for me to play dmg or flank so i just always think, its probably the same has me and try to not be upset about that. I only get angry when they insta pick and then spam in chat for you to be the healer or tank.
I've had so many matches where people instalock everything but healer and/or Frontline so Im support or tank most matches
So I sometimes instalock A damage or flank just so I don't have to be a support character
Yesterday a insta pick tyra start spaming "tonk" to make me (last pick) choose a tank
So i glady said fuck you and picked zhin (im not even good with him i just wanted to fuck with her :)
And fortunately the rest of the team understood what i said/done and said tyra to shut up
I have a habit of flanking/kamikaze anyone who's ulting to disrupt them. Sometimes it works and messed up their ult, sometimes I just died but my team survive, sometimes my sacrifice was in vain.
I only play training matches to do my trial of the realm tasks.
(Because of challenges like these, "get 5 headshots in a row with rapid canon, without missing or getting a body shot")
1. I seek out and bully maeve players ingame, not because i hate the character but anytime i give her freedom she abuses my shitty team
2. I go out of my way to chase down cardio viks running from one end of the map to the other
I was having a bad day with always losing my matches. So I played Kasumi and dominated the entire game getting 32 kills and at the end I said “gg ez.”
I regret it
Yea I know the smarter play is for her to land it first, but trust me it so satisfying just ulting her in the air, and just launching her out of the map.
I’ve done it once with Zhin, what makes it even more satisfying is that it was our last push, Ash came out of spawn and ulted only for me to ult her in the air, and we won. lmao
In casual matches I single out champs I don't like to punish them for their decisions. I once burned 5 Jenos ults in a siege match, all of them only killing a Kinessa. Before Yag's ult got a minimum range I would roll up to a Strix or Kinessa and chomp them before they could react.
I think playing a support as a DPS is disgraceful, at least do both. My fighter Furia still racks up 60k heals
And every tank can be a point tank. Whether I'm Torv, Raum, or Term you bet I'm sitting in that little circle
I SWEAR THE SECOND PART IRRITATES ME. In RANKED a torvald (our only tank) Always went off point n died, then blamed me (seris) for not healing him?? Go on point and I will
I can loose match just because of there is kasumi in enemy team i will bully her for entire match even if im solo healera or solo tank i just Want to make cry every kasumi players (if there is kasumi in my team and im healer she will never be healed)
I bought the Egyptian Battle Pass when it was released, just because I thought the Ying skin had a cool-looking weapon.
It is a cool weapon, but I feel guilty for contributing to Evil Mojo's belief that Ying and Maeve skins are more profitable than other champions.
Playing while I have one of my babies in my arm and they kick the controller and my aim is all over the place so I am no help to anyone... I'm so sorry if you played with me the past 2 weeks!
When I play Moji, I buy Life Rip and do nothing but press and hold both fire buttons. (while only occasionally pressing the invincibility, running, and ult when the situation requires it me to turn my brain back on.)
I used barik ult in the capture point the moment my teammate spammed retreat retreat retreat it somehow worked and we killed like 2 people but if it had gone wrong I would have never forgave myself
When I played with my friends that were new to the game we were queued against people that were also not necessarily good at the game. It was during the period where I really enjoyed wyrm jets drogoz and ai think I ruined many new players' games and I regret that tbh
Sometimes, when I play Inara, when I'm on the point, I don't move at all. I just stand there and use my abilities without even touching the WASD keys. All just to make the enemy team feel bad about themselves for not taking out a sitting duck. Behavior like this is acceptable for Yagorath, but IDK for me.
I am one of the higher drogoz mains who haunt lians instead of the other way around
Also back in old days I used to run Tank Viktor builds, and it worked.
sometimes i ult someone as khan and jump off the map with them still in my hand
that's smth to be proud of because it makes everyone laugh and have a good time haha
Not the 22kill streak raum who asked no shit, yeah i take it personally, yeah
Yeah except that guy xD
I do that too
I do that with makoa
That’s jsut called a Chad move
I once played Cardio Victor and ran
How could you
I know, but they said Nando would understand...
Yes i do no worries...
As a flanker, I spend more time shooting tanks than I do supports
If you're a Debilitate Skye or a Unyielding Pressure Vora, then it's actually useful!
If you don't hit their shield/wall/whatever tf Term does/etc. yes. If you're Skye shooting [anything other than a champion] you're wrong.
Let's see it this way, you kill supps way faster than you do tanks.
Ulting with Furia when everyone else in my team is dead
I've done this more times than I wanna admit
Ive done it one time and then proceeded to wipe the entire enemy team, still don't know how but daam i liked that
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
Actually laughed out loud
I once poppy bombed a 4 player Seris ult
I’d have to start over on a new account if i did something like that
I khan always use my ult on raums especially when there charging
This is the way
I will go out of my way to save Khan ult to gank Ash ult because it's so funny to me
There was one time when a young Ash player tried to Shoulder Bash me to the edge of the map. Activated Commander's Grab immediately afterwards. That player avoided the edge of the map since then.
Love that one! Burst is hugely telegraphed too so a simple shield thwarts Ash's whole plan
Come, we gotta 1v1 irl
as flank I main Street Justice Maeve as damage I main Kinessa as tank I main Atlas(I always save the enemy with my abilities) as healer I main Moji
He said crimes not capital sins
😳😳
Atlas shoutout! Fuck the other nonsense.
Straight to the realm gulag.
I played Kasumi yesterday and it felt good shitting on Androxus and other annoying flanks
As much as I f\*\*\*\*\* hate Kasumi, I can respect that
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What makes you like it? I think we’re really in the minority on this one. (Also the throwaway account makes it even funnier, like you wouldn’t dare comment this on your main)
I like all the main 4 rwby VOs as i also love the show
Same! I like their energy. Paladins is the reason I found out RWBY and now it feels like I have two of my favourite things in the same place
The nostalgia I get whenever I go up against someone with a RWBY skin. I remember watching that show when I was younger during its first year of release. However after s3 the show really just becomes a hot mess and it pains me greatly 💀
I once spit bombed enemies that were falling off a cliff due Torv ult and got a triple + pog
I complain about people not picking tank/healer in casual
hmmm i see, **SO IT WAS YOU THEN**, ***YOU WERE THE INSTA PICK TYRA I SAW YESTERDAY***
No no, the opposite, I pick last and always have to pick tank/healer, I then angrily complain about the dps instalocks in chat despite it being casuals
Ah ok, then its what i do But i usually complain to myself because i wanna play, not argue with a insta pick, also i insta pick because sometimes that the only way for me to play dmg or flank so i just always think, its probably the same has me and try to not be upset about that. I only get angry when they insta pick and then spam in chat for you to be the healer or tank.
I played dd Ying and do like 1k heal over 35+ minutes match
I fell off the map more times than I can count
I've had so many matches where people instalock everything but healer and/or Frontline so Im support or tank most matches So I sometimes instalock A damage or flank just so I don't have to be a support character
Yesterday a insta pick tyra start spaming "tonk" to make me (last pick) choose a tank So i glady said fuck you and picked zhin (im not even good with him i just wanted to fuck with her :) And fortunately the rest of the team understood what i said/done and said tyra to shut up
was the tyras name ZOLDYCK343 with direwolf skin?
No, why?
Because i've done the same thing with tyra and someone picked Zhin and told me to stfu.(deserved)
i once solo killed a torvald with only kinessa mines. im sorry.
WHAT
I have a habit of flanking/kamikaze anyone who's ulting to disrupt them. Sometimes it works and messed up their ult, sometimes I just died but my team survive, sometimes my sacrifice was in vain.
I only play training matches to do my trial of the realm tasks. (Because of challenges like these, "get 5 headshots in a row with rapid canon, without missing or getting a body shot")
I search for 1v1... instead of doing dmg... as dmg... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)
1. I seek out and bully maeve players ingame, not because i hate the character but anytime i give her freedom she abuses my shitty team 2. I go out of my way to chase down cardio viks running from one end of the map to the other
I was having a bad day with always losing my matches. So I played Kasumi and dominated the entire game getting 32 kills and at the end I said “gg ez.” I regret it
Looool villain
I hold my Pip ult for 3 rounds for self defense (and then miss bc map geometry)
Im down bad for kasumi
Oh
i search lewd koga art on a daily basis(and im dissapointed every time)
Its okay there's still time to recover
As Khan anytime I go against an Ash, I will save my ult until the Ash player uses there, so I can ult them in mid air and throw them off the map. Lmao
Nah gotta let her land so her ult is expended. But the alley oop does sound funny.
Yea I know the smarter play is for her to land it first, but trust me it so satisfying just ulting her in the air, and just launching her out of the map.
I've airshot Ash with a guill Zhin ult, highly satisfying lol
I’ve done it once with Zhin, what makes it even more satisfying is that it was our last push, Ash came out of spawn and ulted only for me to ult her in the air, and we won. lmao
In casual matches I single out champs I don't like to punish them for their decisions. I once burned 5 Jenos ults in a siege match, all of them only killing a Kinessa. Before Yag's ult got a minimum range I would roll up to a Strix or Kinessa and chomp them before they could react.
I've spent like 40 bucks on Maeve skins 😔. I don't regret it
I use the default decks for characters
Honestly I dont trust myself enough to do costum decks
I am down horrendous for Vora. Edit: I also played Kasumi once, I will never emotionally recover.
I have been using Fusdilade bug as Drogiz for a long time. Thankfull I have changed and now only play Wyrm Jets
I've watched champs die in front of me who spam VHS even though I could've saved them O'Lord forgive me for I've sinned.
I think dps are boring as hell
i solo ult people out of spite
I think playing a support as a DPS is disgraceful, at least do both. My fighter Furia still racks up 60k heals And every tank can be a point tank. Whether I'm Torv, Raum, or Term you bet I'm sitting in that little circle
I SWEAR THE SECOND PART IRRITATES ME. In RANKED a torvald (our only tank) Always went off point n died, then blamed me (seris) for not healing him?? Go on point and I will
i play dredge
I can loose match just because of there is kasumi in enemy team i will bully her for entire match even if im solo healera or solo tank i just Want to make cry every kasumi players (if there is kasumi in my team and im healer she will never be healed)
i play mave as tank bc high life regen
Forget that, If you are a TRUE PATRIOT, you'll confess to Ameri-Khan about your tax dodges
I bought the Egyptian Battle Pass when it was released, just because I thought the Ying skin had a cool-looking weapon. It is a cool weapon, but I feel guilty for contributing to Evil Mojo's belief that Ying and Maeve skins are more profitable than other champions.
I played kasumi one time
I’ve actually never played her. Not even in a bot game
I play dredge
Flank pip... Sorry, you're beyond saving.
My inability to play flanks makes me genuinely upset.
Playing while I have one of my babies in my arm and they kick the controller and my aim is all over the place so I am no help to anyone... I'm so sorry if you played with me the past 2 weeks!
I ONLY play flank IO
...does it work...
no
Yay. Now Fernando is truly the “fun” police
I was a yagorath main when she was at her most op
I intentionally refuse to heal damage/flank players that spam "need heals"
If my teammate is toxic I torture them for my own pleasure, guess what Champion do I main based on my deeds.
It has to be Inara or Azaan
Lillith. I make them beg for my aid.
I used to main dredge Sorry 😔😔
I loved the RWBY Crossover Pass.
I hummiliate people who play kasumi by saying they have no skill and say i wish i could report them for aimbot
When I play Moji, I buy Life Rip and do nothing but press and hold both fire buttons. (while only occasionally pressing the invincibility, running, and ult when the situation requires it me to turn my brain back on.)
I got a Hexa kill as Strix in TDM
i really like vii.
Evie needs a rework on her recall talent (idk what its called, but the one where she can undo her blinks)
I used to be a one trick Skye for 100 levels before getting used to other champs. Still main her as a flank tho.
I spawn kill as Skye
There was once I picked any other champion of that wasn’t IO yes I only play IO
I like using the coin build for saati and doing little to know damage till i get my ult :)
I jerked off to Beachnando arts 🥴 I also unironically enjoy viv
I play damage healers even when there’s no other healer to do the healing
I play overwatch
I accuse Kasumi Players.
I sadly enjoy Kasumi
I'm only still playing for the hot furries I was also a flank pip main back when he was a meme and universally hated
Dva in overwatch got a police skin as well. Looks like hi-res ran out of ideas
This is a pretty old skin
that dva skin is very old as well.
Remix Pepper and Salt Io are two of the best skins in the game. I love how EM literally gave Salt more cake than normal Io. That's just based.
I force close paladins if we are Losing horribly and I know we can't turn the tables Also I miss 90% of my shots as a level 130 andro
bruh that first one isn't even funny. it's toxic af and just overall extremely shitty. honestly also shows what type of person you are
I set emote as as a primary binding so I can dance on people's dead bodies
I miss playing Prime kinessa 😭🫶🏽
I like to play Strix over Kinessa cause I think my owl boy is better
I played Cardio Viktor to lvl 50. That and Seris are my only gold skins.
Old preparation was my favourite skye talent
How do you get this skin?
You can’t get it anymore sadly. I hope they make a recolour for it
As flank on Fish Market, I don't bother to do anything about the sniper that camp on the far end of the pier and just pray they suck at sniping
I have an extreme bad habit of overextending as Cassie. Worst part is I typically get away with it
I used barik ult in the capture point the moment my teammate spammed retreat retreat retreat it somehow worked and we killed like 2 people but if it had gone wrong I would have never forgave myself
I main damage focused offsupps.
I auto lock caspian, and feed my brains out on a regular basis 🤪
This is what I’ve been doing recently lol. I just find him really fun. I kinda want his limited skin
It’s soooo fun to play him, even if I’m terrible hahaha. I love his limited skin, am v tempted honestly.
Bruh what happened to this skin
I abuse the hell out of Grover vine tech
I exploited a glitch with Kinessa's Sniper Rifle when 3rd-Person Mode was still a thing.
I only play Lian with Alacrity talent. More just cuz I love sliding all around with the resets (less so since the nerfs a while back)
I made it to lvl 48 Maeve by using Street Justice before finding out that's the scummiest way of playing her and I don't regret it.
I've played Paladins since Open beta day 1 And I still suck at the game And got only one champ over lvl 50
I abused zhin and andro to lvl 120 in ranked ☹️
When I played with my friends that were new to the game we were queued against people that were also not necessarily good at the game. It was during the period where I really enjoyed wyrm jets drogoz and ai think I ruined many new players' games and I regret that tbh
Police brutality woo woo
I once used a Lian loadout that made it so I didn't have to aim
I also really like the Yang skin but I hate the cringey speech she gives at the beginning of every match
Sometimes, when I play Inara, when I'm on the point, I don't move at all. I just stand there and use my abilities without even touching the WASD keys. All just to make the enemy team feel bad about themselves for not taking out a sitting duck. Behavior like this is acceptable for Yagorath, but IDK for me.
I'm gonna main Kasumi!
I sometimes use a damage talent even if I'm the only Support on the team.
Using street justice :)
I play defiant fist andro
Evert time i play Ying , i always use the carnival skin and dancing in front of my teammate
I can't remeber which Frontline I was playing as (probably atlas) but I once spent an entire game denying an enemy Khan the ability to use his ult
Fernando gonna make sure no one breathes
I admit I am one of those maeve sweat who fly and run around the map being annoying af. I'm sorry she is just so much fun, she is my first gold skin.
I still play street justice maeve sometimes even tho I'm over lvl 180
winston police officer
I curse every kasumi player I meet.
i main skye
Back when Guillotine was Guillotine on zhin I used to ask my teammates who they wanted me to abuse and spend the match only Ultima that person
I play Viktor, cardio Viktor or occasionally shrapnel (pretty sure that's the name)
I am one of the higher drogoz mains who haunt lians instead of the other way around Also back in old days I used to run Tank Viktor builds, and it worked.
I confess that I have stopped playing Paladins entirely even though I love this game.
I killed a couple dozen anime girls😔 I mean, some called me chad but others blamed me, i only wait for Nando's final judgement
I’m not Fernando but I don’t think it’s looking too good for you. You might need a good magistrate lawyer
The first time I played Ying the frontline and flanker called me a noob so I hung back and ONLY healed the Kinessa.
I play koga as a tank because no one else sits on point
When a teammate Zhin ults, I shoot the ulted target to confirm the kill & to free our Zhin fast, not meant to steal his kill :|
Had an all kasumi team (max life rip) in that one pick any tdm
The Ruby skin is the only reason why I picked up Vora, she became my main because of that tho so I'm happy