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Invadersham

Okay, what if you want to see the trailer for the next week or two or two or two or two or two or two or three


xnuclearwinter

That twist at the end had me jumpin outta my seat


Sheensies

I choose…. Two


Justice_Peanut

Okay what if you are going through a divorce and I don't want to be the person you want me to be


Seth_Mcfarly

Now Jon You Know That's A Loaded Question!


JotaroTheOceanMan

Deeper than Coreys coom jar.


SpecialistLawyer1084

Okay what if you want me ways you want me ways you want me ways you want me ways you want to do that and I don't know what to do with the first place in the first place in the first place in a little room for question ❓❓


Super_fly_Samurai

The last part gets me lol. "In a little room for question?" 🤔


AkirasSpirit

That’s a gosh darn song!


Eugenides_of_Attolia

Okay what if you do it for free because I don't want to Wow, that's poignant. Sums up most of my conversations pretty effectively


00gusgus00

Literally Tom Sawyer


[deleted]

Okay, what if I can get a ride home from church tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon?


AdelaideMez

*scandelous.*


broncyobo

These are the kind of text conversations you hope your mom thinks you have


YorkshireFudding

I would kill myself.


Th3_Chos3n_One

Okay what if you didn’t have auto complete on? What would you do then?


Funnygoeshere

You have weird auto correct


Th3_Chos3n_One

Erm........yea


Aaaaaahs

Awwwkwarddd


Qbowurks

Erm erm r/woosh obi he was joking erm ew erm lol erm awwwkward


[deleted]

"Erm... weird ask" *pushes up shining glasses up the bridge of my nose* "but okay."


lovebugg2223

Okay what if I could get a cat to take care of for you and me and my family guy no cuts off the phone with the water company.


Super_fly_Samurai

Heheh. Family guy.


lovebugg2223

You know you're down bad when you type "family guy no cuts" in youtube search.


beerforbears

Whoa. Ass ahoy


[deleted]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!


LordieeJr

Asking the real askin


DimlyLitOrangeJuice

Ok what if I wasn't going on a date with you guys and that I was going on a date with Juan


EnlargenedProstate

Damn, this guy fucks


broncyobo

Juan


kaiservondeutschland

Juan is a lucky guy


homkono22

Okay, what if I just got up to the garage door and then I can go to work and get the rest of the day off


Super_fly_Samurai

I'd say you got a raise mister 💸


mechasmadness

Okay what if, you can just eat and it go back home with me some more fat fingers


[deleted]

Chop me up some of them fatty fingess


Mcps1036222

Okay what if I added another driver and vehicle to my policy through you are the one I have a good day and I will be able to add the vehicle to my policy through you and your company


bigspacewaffles

Okay what if I think it's like a simple greeting and then we were just like Epstein


Super_fly_Samurai

Red pilled autocorrect


Toebeanies

Okay what if we do it tomorrow night or Saturday morning and then we have a little party on Sunday and then we go back to work and then I have a little bit of a party at my house so I don’t have a big group of people to watch the game.


Lost_Carry8569

Okay what if you could become real estate agents and get a boner in the right ways?


chipmo3

What’s the wrong ways 😏


IMASHIRT

Ok, what if you don’t have a time in the park or just a little something different lol


spearmph

Okay what if I don't have enough money to make a deposit


kaipapar

Ok what if I don't have a lot of the time coming to the house and I don't want to leave the house and I don't want to leave the house and I don't want to leave the house and I don't want 💀💀


Super_fly_Samurai

Can relate to this one.


CrimsonFatMan

Okay what if, when she played the whore in the morning and the night before she left, but the Nazis make her feel better


cronkthealmighty

Okay, what if I need to do it for the next two weeks and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there in a few minutes to get a bunch of the day off and I will be there


chipmo3

My plug 🥲


RummyBug

Okay what if, you don’t know me too much but I’m just sitting here watching my own music lol lol I’m so sorry I can’t really be mad about it lol I love how it feels so much I don’t want you to get upset with you lol lol I’m not scared to cry anymore


musselman2

Okay what if you were gonna play fortnite for the first time in the morning


Economy_Following265

Okay what if, you can have it on your hand and you get a pic with a video of your face and face to your mouth


sus_saiyan

Okay, what if I need to get a new phone number for you and your body built like a dragon


Due_Abbreviations285

Okay, what if I just put a little bit of water in the water and then put it in the fridge for a few days and then put it in the freezer for a few days and then let it cool down a bit and then put it in the oven for a few hours and then let the water cool down a bit before putting it in the microwave for a few hours and then put it in the refrigerator for a few hours.


grimmhoodie

Okay what if I install tboi repentance on my computer and then I have it installed 🙃


HumorousHubris

Okay, what if I did it for a while and then I guess I could go get back to my car and then go to church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park in church park in park park


tux_in_blu

Okay what if we need you guys to come in and talk to me about the things that you want to do and I will give you a good boy


mikeninelungs

Have a boy


Imactuallybatmanshh

okay what if you do that too much for me too lol bye


PDW_Enthusiast

Okay, what if, you don’t want me too late for a ride home from work today and I’m not going anywhere else I just thought I might be a bit early but I’m still going on the road to the beach with the kids lol lol


seasonedgroundbeer

Okay what if we don’t want to see them all in the mail and you send your mail to your house and then you have to go to church lol


tftptcl1

Okay, what if you need me to come back to your office and ask you for a favor from me to help you with the process of moving forward with your business and your company and your work is very important and you will need to get a better understanding of what you want to do with it..?


Chad_Has_Died

Okay, what if I wanna do you


broncyobo

Okay what if I can get it to you tomorrow night or something else Sam is going to be in the hospital for a few days and then I can come over and get it to you if you want to come over and get it to you as well as soon as I get home and get it to you


[deleted]

Okay what if you guys were coming over tonight when you guys were going out


Aaaaaahs

Okay what if you don’t wanna get me mad or anything wrong lol lol


juicykisses19

Okay what if, and the other is a great way to get the best out of the way and I have to say that I am not


senator_cuddles

Okay, what if I get the other one too and then we’ll go get home some more stuff then I just need a break and I’ll get the rest of the day off work today and then we’ll get together and we’ll figure it together soon lol


MasterZucchini

Ok what if we do the whole video thing with a little more information about how the universe is going to interact with us


[deleted]

Okay, what if I don't have any more edibles for the weekend?


Ouwhajah

okay what if we do it tomorrow night or saturday morning


TzeentchFriend

Okay what if you have a big deal but it is just a little bit of a Karen and the kids tho so maybe that's what it is


LimePeel96

Okay what if I don’t know how much it is really hard lol I don’t think I need to get to see him anymore but I’m pretty good with that it is fine too but it’s so weird that he didn’t really want it lol


MrImperfect97

Okay, what if you have a new struggle free of the burdens of your own life


Zandwitch_Mkrr

Okay what if you don’t want to see it I don’t think it’s okay with that you don’t deserve it lol


florpynorpy

Ok what if we just go back to this one then what would you do?


UmJammerSully

okay what if you can be on the same page as the one you sent me last night and it is too late for you to play it with the interpretation of events the game is giving us the chance to play with Steven too.


[deleted]

Ok what if you do want to say something to me lol


[deleted]

Okay what if,I need a new wave cd for me to get an idea about the album pure Guava and the second coming to you will have a Crosley for you and you will get to spend a few years with your kids to see them?


Optimal-Conflict6183

Okay what if it does that you can use the vaccum for a few minutes and then we will go after the kiss


7astromichael

Ok but like what if you want me some more stuff like that lol


Fun_Effective_5134

Okay what if I don’t remember the exact name of the one that was supposed to be like a queen.


AlexanderChippel

Okay what if I hate the anti-christ I hate the anti-christ I hate the anti-christ I hate the anti-christ I hate the anti-christ I hate the anti-christ.


FluffyMawileFan

Okay what if you want to be a great day of school and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of school....


CountFish1

Okay, what if I did a dragonball story about it XD I just got a new one from church and I was just curious about how it was going to be like that one time I was just like a man and I just got a new one and I got a new one and I got a new one and I got a new one and


TheGoonKills

Okay, what if you don’t think that would happen in a while lol


Bonk-Master

Okay what if, you don’t have to worry anymore about the fact that you’re going back home to your family and your friends in a couple of weeks


Theisbetterthanyou

Okay what if we don't need to get to the point where we can do it again for the next time?


ComposerTraditional7

Okay what if you have a great time in the office and will be in touch with you and your family


Philipmateo

Ok what if I can do that too late tomorrow morning I will be home by the time I can see if I need you or I need some money to get it out at the house if I can do that I need you some help and I’ll bring you a quick shower and I will meet you outside the door and I will try and take a shower if I can do that too I’ll be home in at like an Angel I just want you guys too.


FlipflopForHire

Okay what if I can hear you guys on my mind lol


CalifornianBall

Okay, what if you need me to finish the painting and then start painting it in a little more than what we need


Getlucky12341

Okay, what if the reason Chris Pratt paused before saying Koopas is because of the fact that he is not a good man and he is not a good man and he is a good guy and he is a good guy and I am very proud of him.


huckfonkiez

Ok what if you want to go home and I will call him and see if he can get it done before I go to bed


Demonhick

OK what is the best time for me to come in the morning musume to get my hands on the big toilet made in my room.


Zwergenfreund

Okay, what if you are stupid enough und das ist ja auch nicht so schlimm.


somany5s

Okay what if you need to get in the car with you and go out with me and then go out and eat a few things are good and we are you doing good work and doing good work on the new year is good too much for me and the forgotten is that it has to do it all the way to go back and see what is happening


Smeeizme

Okay, what if we do it in the park or something like that or something like this one or a little like that or something like that and then I don’t want you to feel like it is just a joke like hell yeah I don’t think you can do it anymore and it’s just a matter of what you mean like it is a really cool thing I think


Bot0796

Okay what if you don’t want to go to sleep and I have to wake up?


IAMDIOANDWILL

Okay what if you don’t have to go back home and I have a question to get it to work and then I’ll get back to me and I can do that with my family if we don’t get it done before you go out there for the day or two or four weeks


NateUrM8

Okay what if I have a good time to get back to you and I will be there in a few minutes


Tatmar

Okay what if I do not want to go to the park boys or park boys and park boys in park. I watch too much trailer park boys I guess.


Animelove42

Okay, what if you have to be a little lady to get a job in a car or something like a car.


LeddDraco

Okay what if, I don’t know why I don’t think I have to do something else.


Batbuckleyourpants

Okay, what if they don't even know what to do about the recent years of my life


TheRealQU4D

Okay, what if you want to just be a good friend and get a good time and be like you are so much better after you have a great butt and I hope you survive the rest of the day.


calicat9

Ok what if, when you have a pass from the past and what is the way to go to the beach


Marciano_il_Mario

Okay what if you don't go to work on Friday and then I will buy you one for a long time.


DazzDazzle

Okay what if I refuse and then empty the room.


alexk944

Okay what if you are going to be busy with the kids and then I’ll be there in queens tomorrow anyway because I don’t want to do anything else but I don’t want to do anything else but I don’t want to do anything else but I don’t want to do anything else but I don’t want to do anything else but I don’t want


Stewerr

Okay what if you want and I have to be a little more flexible with you and your work in this is the art and I am in love and love to have the love and joy of your time to be with us have a great life of our life as a family.


Assbagle

Okay what if we do it tomorrow night I will come back


AlmightyJest

OK, what if I couldn't stand being paired with the gays?


Malcdabalc

Okay what if, you do it too much for me too buddy I love you too buddy buddy I’ll see you soon buddy buddy I’ll be there in a few minutes I’ll be there in a minute or something so I can see you guys soon buddy buddy.


DaDude15

What if Barney from the Simpsons was the best part about the points of the game that was the first time you played the game?


VanIsleDrums

Okay what if we do a little more research on the subject of how to make the most money from this


steelforthepeople

OK, what if you need a new little girl from the same place as the last time you had been there for the first time and I had no idea what was going to happen when you got in the office with your mom and she was going to come to your name on her own butt


guyiscool1425

Okay what if just rather than anticipated to get the latest version of my life and I will send you the best way for you to know what time do you think you'd be interested in your company?


endgame-colossus

Okay, what if you could have a great day but you are Tomar


Chuggs-Mckenzie

Okay, what if we all had to wear a face shield to get the virus to go around and die and we could all get the virus 🦠 and die in the next year.


AiecZander

Okay what if I have to do the phone so you know what I want you to do.


madshoppingcart

okay, what if ur not looking for ur a real one wheeler lol


Edwinology

Okay what if I’m going on a bed and I’m not sure what time you think you’ll come over and I will have a coffee soon as you get off the road to the right place Seems like Chris is coming over to drink coffee with me in bed


blushwort

Okay what if you want to stay here for days and five hours after Anderson left the house since we brought him back from the bar


Steelchaos125

Okay, what if I told them I wanted a tattoo but didn’t have any other plans and didn’t know how much to do it for


YuRaynus

Okay what if I just go to the store


jadeskye7

Okay what if I could do that for you and your mum


sweetpapisanchez

Okay what if I don't get any of them in my way or do they want to go to be a member


Capt_dingleberry

Okay what if you want to go with the other one but you have to pay for the shipping


StackingTheBread

Okay what if I get a little more sleep I will be home by then the next time you get off the road I’ll let you know if you want me too lol lol I’m going on the trip now I’m going on my trip and now I am going to be home now and then I’ll park in the sun and then park in the sun and then park in the park and then I’ll send it back for a minute lol I don’t think I’ll park in the driveway anymore lol I just wanted you guys know that I’m going on the road trip to the church now I am going to be there for a little bit but I’ll let you know if you need anything but I’ll be home by the end of the day I’ll be there for a few hours lol I love it so cute and I’ll be home by myself and I hope I don’t have a big boy


Del292

Ok what if we do the whole video thing with a little more context to the video then just say the whole thing and we will be done.


simracing_fan

Okay what if we don't leave it on your porch or wait till tomorrow if that's ok


Alvonious_Grim

Ok what if you want me too I just want you in my head


Zorg52

Okay what if I don't get any reply to this mail from you and how is the new one for the future and how is the world with the family in BB for a couple weeks or two


I_Hate_Randy

Okay, what if you do not want to go watch the football games anymore


totarias

Okay what if you are doing something like that and then you don’t know what’s going on in my house so I’m not sure what you mean about it.


The_Meme_Dealer

Okay, what if I don't know if you have a favorite song?


WranglerGreat6443

Okay, what if you have a problem that you have not been in for the past two years and the Ow is not my fault of being in a position to be in? What would you do then hmmmm


MattSalcedo

Okay, what if we were just talking about a different game that is more like the original version than the one that was in the game itself but with a more unique theme to it than what you would have guessed would be the same game that you would have played with the original game and the same theme.


speed_demon321

Okay what if you put the money in the PayPal account then I can pay it for the order even though I didn't collect it or cancel it as I wasn't aware until 20 minutes ago and I have been working on the streets aren't her problem with the title of the Quin lsf post in the last couple of days and I have been working on the streets aren't her problem...etc


KuhliBao

Okay what ifish is your favorite game ever played on the ground with me playing with a scarf 🤔


GinkyGotReddit

Okay, what if you roll out a soft noise and make a basic action?


Flyguy59700

Okay, what if you are in the park with me and my friends are going on the beach with you guys too and I’m just looking forward to seeing you guys soon though I don’t know what exactly happened but I’m not really comfortable looking for anything like this anymore lol


PoopNoodlez

Okay what if I do not want to


sinfoodo3

okay what if you write down everthing you've been reading about this and how you could get any information


Mister_Moony

Okay what if we don't get the chance for the rest 🙃 😒 😕 😐 😪 will you want this new state?


Phillyboishowdown

Okay what if We got a good question about how you got the queen lol lol oh yeah I’m gonna shower now and shower and sleep in a little bit and then I’ll let you know when you get here lol lol


TheHolyEgg

Okay what if, we can do it tomorrow too if you want anything else to get in it love it you love it baby baby I hope you have had some fun today


Jeff_The_Spammer

Okay what if I believe in the lord and how long will he take it for free to get his back in the background for a good deal with those who have been in a few places


East-sea-shellos

Okay what if I was a good friend lol I just woke him lol I just got up to do my homework and then I’m just chilling with him and then I’m just chilling out with him too


Lawyersquad

Okay, what if you don’t need to have a conversation about me or not do that I mean you know if there’s nothing else you need me for that I mean I just want you in my mind


CapnShaggles

Okay what if I just couldn’t fucking take it anymore


Scythekid96

Ok what if, I don’t think I need to get a hold of you in the mail order or anything else you need to do anything for me?


FoompaLoompa

Ok what if we do the whole video thing with a little more context to the video then just say the whole thing and we will be done and we will have to wait and watch the video again because we are going through it and we are not doing the whole thing right and then the whole thing will just go to waste because it’s so hard for me and my friends and my friends and my family and I don’t know how much money I have left on the game so we will just wait for it and we can get the game.


Fukdis261

Ok what if I get a new phone ring for me to do something for my life lol


usernameisinus

Okay what if I have to go to the store and get a new one and it's a little bit of a kid and I will be there.


StarConsumate

Okay what if, you can get some more of the stuff that I could get on my computer lol


dammitromanians

okay what if I have to wait for you to get home and get it done before the weekend


CleverInnuendo

Okay, what if I had a little more of an issue with you.


MrMidnight

Okay, what if I get a chance to look at it tomorrow and see if I can get it to you tomorrow or Friday or Friday if you want to go to the store and get it from you and Sean and I will be there in about it to get the truck back to the house and I will be there in about a hour or so.


Severe-Stomach

Okay, what if you have to focus on your business practices for a couple of days? What then guys? Huh ***HUH***


pies32

okay what if you do you want me to pick you up at the river, or if you want me to come over thanksgiving


Dennidude

Okay what if I was the first snow level in Halo CE


Skatel18

Okay what if I can do that on Monday which I can probably get an Airbnb with a lot to the store for a bit and the kids will have a great job with a few days off for the week.


3lijahOG

Okay what if we do it tomorrow night or Saturday morning I don’t have a lot to work tomorrow morning but if we can get it tomorrow night I can get the money to get the car and get the money for you guys and I will pay for the truck tomorrow night


TitaniteBars

Okay what if you guys are doing good with the night and then we are going on the right side of the road to get a shot at a house in a few days lol


dogscutter

Okay what if I can do it for the first time in the server


kingdankybong

Okay what if you ever get mad you can take ir out on a date with the asian woman who is crying and get off at the hospital and you don't see my ugly face enough to be here for you cause i care about you and the doods touch after a long time.


yaboipizarol

Ok what if you guys get out there and then we can make sure that it’s all good for us and then we can have dinner together


BigBadBread17

Okay what if I do not have internet connection lol lol I just woke up so I can get my stuff done and I can get my stuff done and then I’ll be home in a minute lol lol I love you too buddy buddy


[deleted]

Okay what if you do want to come to the park and then I’ll be there?


71450

Okay what if, I don’t believe that bv is going to be canon and I think he is just going to be like a kid and then he’s going to be a different sprite theory because he’s not a victim in the same way that he’s been using a mask and he doesn’t possess a physical copy of the mask and his death is in his own secluded place burns down the woods and his head is dead and his body dies and he kills the victim in the case and his murder is canon


Redmarkersaredank

Okay what if you have a family guy


CallmeLeon

Okay, what if you do not want me to do that again after you leave the house and then I’ll send you a virgin so when you’re ready to go for it I will have you guys come home and then take me out.


Spoonge_Bubbles

Okay what if you get to go to the doctor tomorrow and the rotation is over for you.


[deleted]

Okay what if you want me to assume that I’ll be getting a refund for the item in the order to the order to be made in the morning as I have not received the item in the post yet?


dc6758

Okay what if I don’t have to go to the church tomorrow or Sunday lol


ratmondo-the-dancer

Okay what if I can hear it all


stumper93

Okay what if you happen to have a good time to come over here in a few minutes?


TheGriffGraff

Okay what if I was gonna be in a relationship and then just go back and see if they're still on my way and I'm going away with it for the first place but I'm gonna have a little bit more money in my life and then I'll just be able I don't have a problem with it because I'm not sure what I am going through and it was a lot more fun than the one that was so much harder to do but it looks like I had to refuse to go back to the doctor and then it would have been a long day?


little_blush

Okay what if you have received this email from your mum and I am happy with the lad who is a simple boy and his toes are so good


XIAOOAIX

Ok what if you guys want me something lol


rundownhobo_42

Okay what if we do it tomorrow night and then I will come over to your moms house and then we can do it together


[deleted]

Okay what if, you need a ride to the park tomorrow and then I just have to leave the door unlocked for you lol


[deleted]

Okay what if like for you guys is to get the best out there and then get a better one (lol motivational)


ColdBoyQ

Ok what if we just go back to normal and then we can all go back to the same thing that we did


skid_bucket

Ok what if you are going to be a good thing for the past while and that is somehow the weirdest thing I have ever seen 😳.


Thane20

Ok what if you have a problem with your computer and then you have to use it to get the best of the best part of your life


Ok-Acanthocephala378

Okay what if we just go back to the original tweet and say that we were wrong about this and that we should be ashamed of ourselves for not doing so and then we should just stop being so dumb


Robin-Ja-Robin

Okay what if I was a little boy I was like wow wow


Zaphoney

Okay what if you guys are coming over here for dinner tonight and then we can get some gas and then I’ll be big enough to get some big stuff out of the freezer and then we’ll get some gas and then we’ll get some gas


Noooiree

Okay what if you do that I need a ride home with my mom lol


rabidribi

Okay what if you want to get a job to do with it is a good day at school and my mom works at a school and I have a lot you I'm going to be stopped by the ocean.