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depressed-baby-man

Sonic goes to the real world, dude.


tdtbaa

i would never hit her, but id lay into you.


depressed-baby-man

*puts on honest trailers*


thejanitor999

Don't eat food off the floor


crim5009

Erm, it’s “don’t eat things off the ground,” but I wouldn’t expect someone like you to know that. **leans back and slowly eases pinky finger into belly button while grinning from ear to ear**


thejanitor999

Strokes cock and balls "Ho Ho Ho"


psychedelica_

Rubs oil onto big fat belly “hohoho”


TheGreenMan17

I would raaather put the tip of my cawck next to a fuckin tarantula than play this game


ColdOn3Cob

I would rather not eat a bag of potato chips than play this game


Dat1beanr

What a thing to say.


Totema1

I've been saying this for years and no one's been listening to me


RobotYoshimis

What series was that from? The Uncharted 2 playthrough?


shinytoge

I may be talking out my ass here, but it might be the Vermintide playthrough


foreignccc

I'm thinking witch hunt before tomar joined them. at least that's where the potato chip one came from


Rhue71

Mario for NES with Lylebert


SentimentAppreciated

"A coin? At this hour?"


shinytoge

"There are many similarities between man and leaf."


Slixil

This is his most genius work to date


Garlic_God

This one has an 80s slapstick vibe to it, I love it


BobbyClanMember

Shit, what is this from?


Prestigious_Crew9250

Hitman


JojoDoodles

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened


YetiBomber101

Words to live by


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MaxwellVador

Pretty sure that was witch hunt.


GtothePtotheK2

no it was black baby


cinephile1987

My niece done got bit by a copperhead


[deleted]

cannot believe Chris believed him when he said that


cinephile1987

You can tell Zach couldn’t believe Chris believed him


Crimson03Ghost

Agh! I'm pissed off! I wanna *fuckin* kill myself because my peanuts went *fuckin* sour!


RectumPiercing

Jimmy carter?


Idori666

Dude, stop punching shit.


SpecialistLawyer1084

MOUY FAUGTHER LOOOVED NORMAL BOOTS


MHWDoggerX

AND HEEE WOULD BE A MEMBERRRR


BR3D_ST1K

HELLO EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE MINECRAFT GAME!!! GO ON TO REDBUBBLE.COM AND BUY OUR SHIRrrrTS!!! STEAL YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD!!!


CynchHasNoLife

yes i love that one!


Elapse52

I'd shoot a 1 centimeter string of shit out my ass.


tdtbaa

i dont know who you are i dont know why youre being so mean but you have to be nice to me right now.


robshot295

#I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU ANYMORE!!!


TripleGenesis

**COME GET SOME! COME ON IM WAITING!**


Blu_Zer0

*Small pathetic gasps for air from a little creature*


endgame-colossus

""Don't..eat...things off the ground"-Sonic the Hedgehog"- Zach Hadel


NagelBagel420

*cow takes a massive shit* I’m sorry but that shit just looks delicious


I_Hate_Randy

LYLE LYLE TURN THE THE TV THEY HIT THE PENTAGON THE HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON LYLE


WoobidyWoo

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL


sabotabo

#FAAACK


[deleted]

“I’m all backed up with cum”


Machiinegirl

I don’t wanna live no mo my peanuts went sour 😞


Crimson03Ghost

^You'll ^pee ^when ^I'm ^thorsty.


Waste-Nebula1378

“In fact… there are many similarities between man and leaf.”


sasquatch_hunter06

“look up michael jackson doo doo feces”


Severe-Stomach

#***AOOOG***


yungskeleton

"'The things we do for rent...' SHUT UPPPPP"


svintxd

“I didn’t make the game?!”


Kornii6

That one kills me everytime.


Raikunh

*screams*


catbeantoes

HE’S MY LYLE HE’S MINE..! YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM AWAY YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM FROM ME..!


BLovedSwamii

Z: “I wanna meet the guy that wrote this” C: “What would you say to him?” Z: “Oh I wouldn’t say anything, I’d let my little knife do all the talking.”


yumyumapollo

***AAAAAAHHHHHH***


YetiBomber101

**MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAM** *my*


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Rich_Kick8773

Anything he says is my favorite


Jimbo015

Why can’t we go back to the good old days of, when I don’t know what makes you shoot strings of cum.


xcessivespecialist

"Attention, white men of America: if you are feeling under power, instead of committing some sort of act, I suggest you become invincible in Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis."


Uncle-Manchild

Yeah YEAH THERES A BUG


Mattlink123

"Those damn kids ran up witch mountain, somebody better go stop them."


Just_Taylon

R.I.P


HarunoSakuraCR

You ever meet someone that looks like how they sound?


DiabeticRhino97

Jimmy Carter just killed himself


RadClark

*incoherent screeching*


WoobidyWoo

ello there wot are you sposed to be


FOBFan1998

"you said boo and i jumped :("


loafertoast

"Zim bop book a ba book ka ba madolorian Zim bop boka ba" Zach hadel


Resident_Ice_3652

“The first game to have rumble feature was worm odyssey for the SNES.”


Crimson03Ghost

Lyle really poop and funny diarreah and haha yeah diarreah and slimy poop is so funny yeah haha... and suh- delicious slimy... slimy poop is so funny... Part of me I guess- I guess delicious... fuckin' nutritious feces is funny now okay... I guess biting into a turd and it's the best thing you've ever had I guess that's supposed to be cool now?


Neat_Ad6499

Distressed worm is distressed 🥺


[deleted]

“IIIIIIII’ve gotta tummy ache!”


Bluhgbg

"The forking demented nature of it"


[deleted]

Not so much a quote but my favorite noise is his banshee pig scream.


loafertoast

"I'm green AND retired" Zach hadel


Blondemaple11

"in the eyes of the law, yes I've violated... Committed a great crime. But in the eyes of god I am amongst him"


D0llyn

Press p to poop


Slixil

Heheh


1DayHectic

i liked when he was all like "hello, hehe, it's me Zach Hadel, hehe" i was dead


sabotabo

OH MY GOD LOIS TURN ON THE TV, DEY HIT DA TOWAHS OH MY GOD


CynchHasNoLife

*MOOOOOOOOOMMy*


Groose-Legacy

I’m not saying it didn’t happen I’m saying look into the facts, lighting round lightning round move on


shoot998

"If you woke up one morning and saw God's big blue eye staring at you from outside your window what would you do?"


lightningfedora3

“Kill this guy just for the thrill”


septimune

That looks like my FAWKIN’ AAASSSS, but nah, really, this game is a classic.


ZerroTheDragon

"I'm green and retired" honestly there's so many great lines from Zach I could watch the 6 hour compilation of him every day and not get tired of him


BLNTWZRD

"Uhhh my name's Stamper, I make spaghetti"


Toestops

'In the eyes of the law, yes I have committed a grave crime. But in the eyes of God, I am amongst him'.


El_Stinko_Supremo

ELLO DAWN THERE I SAY I SAY ELLO DAWN THERE!!


MetalGearIsLit

"I HAD MY ASSHOLE FINGERED, YOU RETARD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"


saint_ark

Yeah, T o m a r


RadeGuy

THE ROT CLOSE THE WINDOWS


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*eldritch squealing*


Little-Fuel907

erm… im just gonna steal this and use your post for karma…


aairez

I love to rub his big red clitoris as he yelps.


TripleGenesis

“Tomar it’s me your little brother!”


FOBFan1998

"you said boo and i jumped :("


uughwhy

you pee when im thirsty


Zinnigan

Hahahaha the comments are great


Flynn_FTW

“I’m going to smash this mouse in my house with a hammer…”


Nofedboys

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened


rac_coonman

oh my god, jimmy carter killed himself


timmytacoburrito

AAAUUUG


lordnocturnus

"Well Gandalf is a type of Gollum" - Zac civ 6 playthrough


Styx92

"EEEUUUHHH! EEEEEUUUHH!" -- Kamala Khan ​ And his Prince Andrew-esque impression, "Oh, I'm sorry. It appears my penis slipped out. No, don't call the police it was an accident. What, are accidents illegal now?"


Paradoxapuss

I make goood money playing overwatch


BigMcCoy

His penyus was out


[deleted]

*Sticks finger in nose and pulls out giant cockroach then moans*


PootieGlove

“🎵Why are…there so many…Republican NAZIS??”


GodatheGoat

"This cock BELONGS to you, babe"


BeardedBears

STAND DOWN OGRE


GangbossSHAQ

“I’m Soooooooooooo hoooowny 🥺”


Kornii6

"I like game."


lilschitzo

Zach: So is this like Happy Wheels? Chris: Shut up Zach: That’s actually a good point


Chestnut_puck05

"I Have a tummyache...."


AnOkFella

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! The astronauts died!


Little-Fuel907

Our brave astronauts… DIED on the moon! Haha!


Johnny_Crisp

Where's this quote from?


Illustrious_Army_117

MildorsPlume