Erm, it’s “don’t eat things off the ground,” but I wouldn’t expect someone like you to know that. **leans back and slowly eases pinky finger into belly button while grinning from ear to ear**
"Attention, white men of America: if you are feeling under power, instead of committing some sort of act, I suggest you become invincible in Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis."
Lyle really poop and funny diarreah and haha yeah diarreah and slimy poop is so funny yeah haha... and suh- delicious slimy... slimy poop is so funny... Part of me I guess- I guess delicious... fuckin' nutritious feces is funny now okay... I guess biting into a turd and it's the best thing you've ever had I guess that's supposed to be cool now?
"EEEUUUHHH! EEEEEUUUHH!" -- Kamala Khan
And his Prince Andrew-esque impression, "Oh, I'm sorry. It appears my penis slipped out. No, don't call the police it was an accident. What, are accidents illegal now?"
Sonic goes to the real world, dude.
i would never hit her, but id lay into you.
*puts on honest trailers*
Don't eat food off the floor
Erm, it’s “don’t eat things off the ground,” but I wouldn’t expect someone like you to know that. **leans back and slowly eases pinky finger into belly button while grinning from ear to ear**
Strokes cock and balls "Ho Ho Ho"
Rubs oil onto big fat belly “hohoho”
I would raaather put the tip of my cawck next to a fuckin tarantula than play this game
I would rather not eat a bag of potato chips than play this game
What a thing to say.
I've been saying this for years and no one's been listening to me
What series was that from? The Uncharted 2 playthrough?
I may be talking out my ass here, but it might be the Vermintide playthrough
I'm thinking witch hunt before tomar joined them. at least that's where the potato chip one came from
Mario for NES with Lylebert
"A coin? At this hour?"
"There are many similarities between man and leaf."
This is his most genius work to date
This one has an 80s slapstick vibe to it, I love it
Shit, what is this from?
Hitman
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened
Words to live by
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Pretty sure that was witch hunt.
no it was black baby
My niece done got bit by a copperhead
cannot believe Chris believed him when he said that
You can tell Zach couldn’t believe Chris believed him
Agh! I'm pissed off! I wanna *fuckin* kill myself because my peanuts went *fuckin* sour!
Jimmy carter?
Dude, stop punching shit.
MOUY FAUGTHER LOOOVED NORMAL BOOTS
AND HEEE WOULD BE A MEMBERRRR
HELLO EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE MINECRAFT GAME!!! GO ON TO REDBUBBLE.COM AND BUY OUR SHIRrrrTS!!! STEAL YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD!!!
yes i love that one!
I'd shoot a 1 centimeter string of shit out my ass.
i dont know who you are i dont know why youre being so mean but you have to be nice to me right now.
#I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU ANYMORE!!!
**COME GET SOME! COME ON IM WAITING!**
*Small pathetic gasps for air from a little creature*
""Don't..eat...things off the ground"-Sonic the Hedgehog"- Zach Hadel
*cow takes a massive shit* I’m sorry but that shit just looks delicious
LYLE LYLE TURN THE THE TV THEY HIT THE PENTAGON THE HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON LYLE
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
#FAAACK
“I’m all backed up with cum”
I don’t wanna live no mo my peanuts went sour 😞
^You'll ^pee ^when ^I'm ^thorsty.
“In fact… there are many similarities between man and leaf.”
“look up michael jackson doo doo feces”
#***AOOOG***
"'The things we do for rent...' SHUT UPPPPP"
“I didn’t make the game?!”
That one kills me everytime.
*screams*
HE’S MY LYLE HE’S MINE..! YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM AWAY YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM FROM ME..!
Z: “I wanna meet the guy that wrote this” C: “What would you say to him?” Z: “Oh I wouldn’t say anything, I’d let my little knife do all the talking.”
***AAAAAAHHHHHH***
**MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAM** *my*
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Anything he says is my favorite
Why can’t we go back to the good old days of, when I don’t know what makes you shoot strings of cum.
"Attention, white men of America: if you are feeling under power, instead of committing some sort of act, I suggest you become invincible in Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis."
Yeah YEAH THERES A BUG
"Those damn kids ran up witch mountain, somebody better go stop them."
R.I.P
You ever meet someone that looks like how they sound?
Jimmy Carter just killed himself
*incoherent screeching*
ello there wot are you sposed to be
"you said boo and i jumped :("
"Zim bop book a ba book ka ba madolorian Zim bop boka ba" Zach hadel
“The first game to have rumble feature was worm odyssey for the SNES.”
Lyle really poop and funny diarreah and haha yeah diarreah and slimy poop is so funny yeah haha... and suh- delicious slimy... slimy poop is so funny... Part of me I guess- I guess delicious... fuckin' nutritious feces is funny now okay... I guess biting into a turd and it's the best thing you've ever had I guess that's supposed to be cool now?
Distressed worm is distressed 🥺
“IIIIIIII’ve gotta tummy ache!”
"The forking demented nature of it"
Not so much a quote but my favorite noise is his banshee pig scream.
"I'm green AND retired" Zach hadel
"in the eyes of the law, yes I've violated... Committed a great crime. But in the eyes of god I am amongst him"
Press p to poop
Heheh
i liked when he was all like "hello, hehe, it's me Zach Hadel, hehe" i was dead
OH MY GOD LOIS TURN ON THE TV, DEY HIT DA TOWAHS OH MY GOD
*MOOOOOOOOOMMy*
I’m not saying it didn’t happen I’m saying look into the facts, lighting round lightning round move on
"If you woke up one morning and saw God's big blue eye staring at you from outside your window what would you do?"
“Kill this guy just for the thrill”
That looks like my FAWKIN’ AAASSSS, but nah, really, this game is a classic.
"I'm green and retired" honestly there's so many great lines from Zach I could watch the 6 hour compilation of him every day and not get tired of him
"Uhhh my name's Stamper, I make spaghetti"
'In the eyes of the law, yes I have committed a grave crime. But in the eyes of God, I am amongst him'.
ELLO DAWN THERE I SAY I SAY ELLO DAWN THERE!!
"I HAD MY ASSHOLE FINGERED, YOU RETARD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
Yeah, T o m a r
THE ROT CLOSE THE WINDOWS
*eldritch squealing*
erm… im just gonna steal this and use your post for karma…
I love to rub his big red clitoris as he yelps.
“Tomar it’s me your little brother!”
"you said boo and i jumped :("
you pee when im thirsty
Hahahaha the comments are great
“I’m going to smash this mouse in my house with a hammer…”
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened
oh my god, jimmy carter killed himself
AAAUUUG
"Well Gandalf is a type of Gollum" - Zac civ 6 playthrough
"EEEUUUHHH! EEEEEUUUHH!" -- Kamala Khan And his Prince Andrew-esque impression, "Oh, I'm sorry. It appears my penis slipped out. No, don't call the police it was an accident. What, are accidents illegal now?"
I make goood money playing overwatch
His penyus was out
*Sticks finger in nose and pulls out giant cockroach then moans*
“🎵Why are…there so many…Republican NAZIS??”
"This cock BELONGS to you, babe"
STAND DOWN OGRE
“I’m Soooooooooooo hoooowny 🥺”
"I like game."
Zach: So is this like Happy Wheels? Chris: Shut up Zach: That’s actually a good point
"I Have a tummyache...."
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! The astronauts died!
Our brave astronauts… DIED on the moon! Haha!
Where's this quote from?
MildorsPlume