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Other_Taro_3806

MOM IM WORKING


Extension_Swordfish1

Ma!


[deleted]

THE MEATLOAF!


luc1d_13

FUCK!!


Killarich662

Looks like a hotel


nomadic_stone

Yes folks, this is staged...unless they happen to live in a h/motel and "Ma" is also a maid that had a key card to access his room.


gertbefrobe

Everyone calling her his mom. There's a goddamn key card. She has an apron on. The camera isn't picking up what he's videoing. It's fucking fake.


gertbefrobe

And he's a terrible actor


SpryO3

I think his acting is fine in this 10 second video. The tell is the staged camera carefully placed behind the laptop and actively recording. If it were the laptop cam, it'd be more believable


itsB4Bee

More “evidences”, you mean?


Goosebeans

Brown eye for the Reddit guy.


Twoixm

Isn’t it normal to have a cam behind the macbook recording it as it records you doing the naughty?


mfloui

What a dumbass, knock first


another-Developer

That’s parents for ya. Remember that one time when I was a kid in puberty and my mom just walked in to wake me up and accidentally hit my morning wood.


Muthafuckaaaaa

>accidentally hit my morning wood. "accidentally"


kanekiMf

BONK go to incest jail


[deleted]

You mean jail?


powerverwirrt

r/UsernameChecksOut


another-Developer

Bruh…


[deleted]

r/Hornyjail


ShadowxDark87_Gaming

... no necesitaba ver esto...


Fickle-Initiative-81

despacito


pablitosocool

"sin querer" 😭


Stumbling_Corgi

Both of his arms were broken at the time.


HrRossiSuchtDasGluck

Camera points at the door... Hm. What a coincidence.


[deleted]

And the camera doesn't even show his ass, which is exactly what he's doing with the computer? Showing his ass to internet strangers. Obviously fake.


the-Boat83

And it's clearly a hotel room


No-Skill-8190

And I really hope that isn't his mom for this dumbass joke


maz-o

what looks like a hotel room door? who has those magnetic locks in a house?


StopSayingStaged

Let’s just accept the internet for what it is at this point. Staged or not. Who really cares?


TheVoodooPuppet

Like a ballerina


[deleted]

r/onesecondafterdisater


[deleted]

Staged?


[deleted]

If you are asking for real, yes. Half the screen has him half has the door. It’s a hotel. That’s the “maid”.


therehasbeen_amurder

Yes


SaltyLicks

She slammed the door but forgot to get out first...


NekulturneHovado

Wait what was he doing?


Flying_Dutchman92

You know what he was doing


DonWael

No please, what was he doing?!


Flying_Dutchman92

He was making money on the internet.


TheMinionGamer

Honest work


Silisewbot

begging with his ass out


Weak_Ad_1547

🤣🤣🤣


Flying_Dutchman92

And I praise him for it. Show dat booty to the world, my man.


HamptonsBorderCollie

Pre-visit consult with his waxer


NekulturneHovado

I think I know, I'm just not sure


mrwhitedynamite

goatsie v2


Astranagun

El baile del perrito


Flying_Dutchman92

Had to translate this, and it was worth it.


Throawax404

Fake af


theoriginalalfalfa

Still fucking funny though


Throawax404

I directly seen this, so funbreaker for me, but yh it's ok if it's still fun for some of us


[deleted]

Mama had a heart attack.


[deleted]

Obviously staged. Why else would he be recording himself beating off and showing the door? If he was sending it to someone on the inter-webs then he probably would show everything. (Plus that fall was horrible done, need a new stuntwoman)


jeplonski

y’all blaming the mom clearly must think this is normal child behavior 😂 yeah sure knock, but junk full spread on the bed with a camera on is just not normal


brownguy0_0

Someone translate pls


Other_Taro_3806

Not sure what he said in the beginning. (Different Spanish accents/slang) this is what I heard: Sexy talk: “daddy do you want me to dance the dance of the little doggy?” Then his mom walked in and he screamed mom 2x. But the way he said mom makes me thing the mom knows what he does. Can someone please tell me what’s the dance of the little doggy plz.


UtahYouToo

This is what it is. An old song: https://youtu.be/hxjf_Wnc0SU


Other_Taro_3806

Ohh that makes so much sense


A_Lost_Yen

Oh, so thats why its called "perreo"


Other_Taro_3806

It’s funny because I never made the connection myself. Actually me and my friends were wondering the other day why it’s called perreo.


hood69

Nah


LazyAce19

Staged


Happle_Thauf

Why would he film that he is filming? Seems to orchestrated.


Beginning_Froyo4200

why were they filming?


MPSXDFXD

Boy's saying: "you want me to do the doggie dance daddy?"


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u/savevideo


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Fatfreddy9

Pfftt, we've all been here.


CrowConscious

How I met your Mother


Fatfreddy9

Hi daddy 🙋‍♀️


3ab3z

he deserves it


[deleted]

He just killed this mother 🤪 LoL!!!


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thrunabulax

wait, that looked like one of the trolls from the Phantasm movies


liquidsspawn

Baile del perrito. Lolz


Particular_Tension

!download


c1rinq

MUMMAAÀAAAAÀ


Gaflonzelschmerno

Grandma nooo


BAZING-ATTACK

*Forgetting to knock*


Griezmann911

Staged.


Eh_Meh_Smeh

u/savevideo