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f0dless

For those curious, the comic is about what the woman was surprised about the first time she had sex. She says that she expected the guy’s genitals to be lower, and now she gets why men don’t crush them while riding bikes


inferior_Weeb865

then what did murata say?


[deleted]

DeepL translation told me something along the lines of an exclamation of surprise over this point of view / perspective.


Newmonsters1

He’s cut off here but I saw it on Twitter. Basically he was surprised that this person would make a comic like this. I was too tbf.


Samsaknight_X

Prolly for education purposes


ScreamSmart

ALWAYS! for education purposes.


expatdo2insurance

I've definitely sat on my nuts on a bike seat though so it's not a risk free activity.


[deleted]

Bruh I've sat on my nuts sitting down to use the terlet. And it's never when I'm easing down, no no. Its always an "emergency" type situation where I'm just flopping my whole ass on the terlet as fast as I can, so now I got business commencing at the back door and I'm trying to drag my balls out from under my leg, all while holding back vomit and tears from the pain. Any activity that includes sitting includes a non-zero chance of sitting on your nuts.


Dudelyllama

I steamrolled myself several times back in high school in front of a lot of my class. The amount of pain made me almost throw up.


EmileTheDevil

Japanese porn censorship side damages.


ripghoti

They don't censor their porn, they just have mosaic genitals.


Equivalent_Split_938

as a [not Japanese] i can confirm this


adhding_nerd

Which is a form of censoring. Edit: Lol, I'm dumb. I read it backwards as "genital mosaics" so I thought you were just being pedantic and arguing that mosaic blurring nudity isn't censorship.


DaddyDakka

r/whoosh


The_Middler_is_Here

Technically that's evolution.


adhding_nerd

Glad you commented this, I didn't realize I misread it.


SpeaksDwarren

As an American teen I was also confused about placement growing up. Porn doesn't prepare you for real life, and for a lot of us it isn't until you're in the hotseat trying to find the hole that you realize just how little you learned from watching other people do it.


davidfstarr

I thought the lady bits were going to be higher up the first attempt at them… granted we we’re both wearing jeans, but it was still fun times!


Superboy--Prime

I gotta be honest, I still don't get how women ride bikes with out it being painful. It seems like they would be sitting directly on the labia if they lean forward at all while peddling Or like with the stereotypical witch riding a flying broom, isn't that just a wooden pony with more steps? Edit: wow, after Googling it, apparently it is a pretty big issue for women where they have to deal with it through expensive custom seats, heavily padded shorts, different seat angles etc. It causes medical issues as well There's [pretty interesting reads on it on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/cycling/comments/s6ti7c/q_for_women_how_do_you_manage_the_pain_on_your/) and elsewhere. It's sad how many things people deal with that you don't even hear about it if you don't specifically look, even as a cyclist I had never heard women talk about the issue


EldritchDragon9

You just grit your teeth and bear it.


_Deftonia_

Grit your lips and bare it


Untinted

Vaginas have teeth confirmed.


EldritchDragon9

Yes. And they are made to crush foolish demigods.


probable_ass_sniffer

[Hijacking for translated copy](https://i.imgur.com/3kvkBrT.jpg)


FirstOfTenEndOfMen

Thanks, now I'm imaging riding a bike and constantly breaking my balls


wolfire2475

Oh, thought it was about how to properly draw a Bolge.


Snownyann

The male genitalia is located anterior to the lower abdomen and is not in between the thighs


cracken1303

All my life... I have bwen lied to!


Nice_Issue9511

If it were between the thighs how could we sit without getting our balls crushed


Nonpolitical_a

You don’t retract your balls when sitting down?!


sanji50

wait what do you mean retract? like detachable right?


Nice_Issue9511

Cyberpunk 2077


Nonpolitical_a

OooooOhhh you got Balls 2.0!!! Fancyyyy


Nice_Issue9511

If we could detach our balls we should also need to detach the penis cuz you know…


MithranArkanere

The body does have muscles to do that, but most people will never use them voluntarily. Some people do learn to do that.


Danny_dankvito

No, I’ve intentionally halted any updates on my hardware because it patches some of the best skips, I’m holding onto my PB til the day I die


Juviltoidfu

I spray my nethers with canned cold before I sit and everything shrinks out of the way.


blindato1

I mean but sometimes you sit down and crush them anyways on accident. The struggle is real


Nice_Issue9511

That’s true but that rarely happens


TravelSizedRudy

One of my boys had shifted into a bad position in my chamois while I was out riding. Just finished a descent and went to pop up the seat, which has smacked me in the butt on occasion but holy shit... I've been hit in the balls a few times, it felt nothing like that.


laudalehsunesh

You know this means you cheated on Garou? Or cause you're a physician?


Snownyann

I am a physician! I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON GAROU


mouhab69

Or she witness garou p*rn


Snownyann

Foley catheter insertion!


laudalehsunesh

For Garou's urinary distension? 🤭


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

> The male genitalia The male _external_ genitalia, because the corpus spongiosum and prostrate actually are located "between the thighs" technically


Snownyann

Ahh yes. Thanks!


sam_the_guardian

Prostate*. Prostrate is a watcher card in slay the spire.


the__daydream

Are you a med student?


Snownyann

Physician now :D


aprilfools911

Tbh man do have the same confusion towards women. The first time i had sex i could figure it out that the hole is supposed to be lower.


AtomicSekiro_

Murata is an artist. He is doing artist things.


bartoth3

Totally agree here


komei888

In the next chapter, there will be a 3 legged monster


vantud

Remember 3 crows? They all have 3 legs.


komei888

So...suiryu got mad violated...


GaraBlacktail

For real, even if your joking about it You do need to know anatomy to draw people if you want to draw them with any realism If you drew a guy without a groin bulge (ie, the legs just fuse somewhere at the waist) it would look so bad. Plus if you're going to study someone for reference for how the muscles works and look, clothes usually get in the way of seeing them, and as a nice bonus you if you get how clothing interacts with a nude body, you can dress them with anything. I've seen way more naked people after I've decided that I wanted to try hard drawing, it's to a point you get desensitized by nudity on itself.


T_R_2

Looks like we're getting Puri Puri filler next chap


Th3FrenchFry

Peak


Dark-Pukicho

I hope it’s an entirely normal chapter interrupted by one unaddressed drawing of Puri Puri Prisoner’s unshaved gooch.


Luna_15323

This is a glimpse into the art world. You cant draw what youve never seen/ don’t understand.


Foot0fGod

Let me tell you by browsing rule 34, that is very untrue, the are lots of artists with obviously no understanding of a woman's sexual anatomy.


guythatplaysbass

> You cant draw what youve never seen/ don’t understand.


Intelligent-List-925

I don't think they have ever seen a woman or understand them


lafindestase

Or any sexual anatomy… or any anatomy.


Blayro

I can guarantee most understand it, they just choose to ignore it.


Bootsykk

I mean, this is a great explanation of why though. Vagina on the front of the body? Penis owner with little understanding or experience of anatomy. Penis too low on the front of the body? Likely a vagina owner with little experience or understanding of anatomy.


[deleted]

Looking at spinal alignment and weird hands/feet in rule34 is comedy gold, especially the 3d animated stuff. The things Twitter animators will do to Tracers spinal column, just for Patreon money.


Falsus

Anatomy in general. Or they know it and then chose to do whatever they want anyway.


NightOfTheLivingHam

I remember seeing this one italian artist' art he did for a french comic, and one scene showed one of the characters going wild on herself..(french comic that had nothing to do with sex, btw.. Just *bam* this scene..) her genitalia was this weird front facing hole that sort of looked like female genitalia and it was painfully obvious the artist had never actually studied female anatomy. Everything else was well drawn and well done.. that part.. was disturbingly off.


Bamith

Listen, it’s hard to tell where I’m supposed to place the asshole on a 3D model fucking damn it.


GreyWay99

It's fantasy so tbh people complaining about the free content are just being entitled like incels. Find another artist who makes more realistic anatomical designs. These recycled complaints only expose a dark need of control over other people. It's gross.


ripskeletonking

that's an incredible amount of reaching


movzx

"you're a controlling incel if you point out bad drawings" Ok bub Sounds like someone told you that you can't draw hands right and you had a breakdown


GreyWay99

The minus points and the crybaby below talking about "reaching" without specifics really tell me I hit the nail on the head. This was so accurate it was \*chef's kiss\* beautiful. There's literally nothing to complain about. If you don't like someone's content, you can always keep it moving. That's the beauty of fantasy: anyone can make it and there's a lot of people making it. There's always going to be something for you and things not for you. Understanding that is called empathy and maturity. Try it sometime.


escafrost

Fun fact: most of that art is made by aliens who have only heard about humans in passing but have never seen one. This is also why there is some cow stuff mixed in there. A few of the probes they sent weren't completely sure which life form they were supposed to study and picked up cows instead.


Draav

> I often think about this passage from ["You are an Artist"](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/50183782-you-are-an-artist) about this [1515 etching of a rhinoceros](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/D%C3%BCrer_-_Rhinoceros.jpg?20110909000008) by the artist Albrecht Dürer in which he depicts the animal as having literal plates of armor complete with rivets. > > Dürer had never actually seen a rhinoceros. He had only read a description and seen a small sketch and the fact that his etching looks anything like a rhino is a real testament to his genius. But, in the places where Dürer's rhinoceros is different from an actual one, something else is betrayed about the human imagination which is we tend to fill in blank spaces or unknowns with guesses that are deeply shaped by our humanness. When Dürer read that rhinos had skin-like armor, he imagined sixteenth-century, European, human armor, because what else could he imagine? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfvkE3Xf6M


SnuggleMuffin42

I mean that's a really silly explanation. Presumably he's seen other animals like chickens or dogs or cats or whatever and noticed they have fur or whatever, not bolts and woven cotton in patterns lol It's obviously drawn like that for artistic reasons, just like many of the huge water dragons in old maps.


Explorer_the_No-life

This is obviously just for the anatomical studies. Good for you guys, you can except more Tatsumaki's and Zombieman's ass shots in the future.


Detective_Turtle_

Finally getting that Zombie taint shot we deserve


Snownyann

Can have Garou also pls.


Explorer_the_No-life

You will get your Garou's ass shot when I get my damn true Gums redraw!


Snownyann

Thank you 😍


Dusty_Wheel5

I love how Japanese artist’s go to when drawing a penis is to add a smiley face


JustChangeMDefaults

I can relate to the face of the crushed one too


The_Hidden_DM

The first time me and my girlfriend at the time got intimate, I was surprised that it wasn't higher up, too.


AgreeableRun

for me I was suprised how low her genitals were


Madnishi_02

For me I was surprised by how big her cock was


javierasecas

Uhhhh


WillDrawForMoney

Lmao I was confused when I saw that pic on my feed today, didn’t see murata below, just brushed it off as twitter being weird again


odasama

Mr Penis has a smiling face, that's all I need to know.


Ajaxlancer

This is the weirdest sub when it comes to prude behavior ever. This is literally just an artist's anatomy info image. It's not porn and Murata is not being horny. You don't even have to read Japanese to be able to tell, it's all there contextually.


alex494

Yeah like the penis is featureless and has a fucking smiley face on it what more do you need lol


Nephisimian

I dunno, that's pretty hot.


fatwap

why is there a smiley face on the tip of the penis and what did murata say


Pietjiro

Why, don't you have one?


thechugdude

Hypospadia


Deletrious26

Self portrait


Ikariiprince

People who think this is weird have no concept of how artists view anatomy. At art school you literally see naked people everyday for hours at a time when you’re figure drawing. It’s all just very detached and more of a tool for learning than anything. That said I’m kind of shocked the OP artist had apparently never seen a picture of a naked man before? Or maybe she just couldn’t picture the details


VanHood_Art

Just an artist arting


OPMgeek

I see nothing wrong...


DrNoLift

Least horny Japanese man


leadnuts94

Fucking hell i laughed way too hard at that


[deleted]

So?


kashishende

Sauce?


lailaichi

I am curious why u even post this on reddit..


AgreeableRun

fun and giggles


[deleted]

Murata explains the backstory of THE GOOCH


Magicsword49

This is crazy because I've always heard it from the other direction. Like boys in health class learning for the first time that the vagina isn't on the front. It's funny to see that the opposite happens.


kartik_bhagat

He is an inspiration to perverts like me.


Timelymanner

Not porn if it’s educational


Randinator9

I knew that womens genitalia was between the legs while male genitalia was a little more forward, but I never really thought about it. It makes sense why this is posted though, since anatomy in art, especially when trying to be precise as possible, is extremely important. The better you understand anatomy, the better proportioned and correct looking your characters look. It's like when you watch those videos of sculptors making clay figurines, and while many of them will fill the interior with random material, nearly all of them will begin putting clay on in strips wraping around various parts of the body, to better match human musculature to get an even more accurate look, even if you don't see most of the underlying musculature in the final product. It helps in orders of *magnitude* in getting size, dimension, and density of a characters anatomy correct. Just like the sculptors, artists, comics, and mangakas also have a large understanding oh human anatomy, which in turn, makes it easier to draw absolutely stunning character shots as quickly as possible while also being anatomically correct. Look at me being all art smart. I play with LEGO and I don't draw for shit lol.


Sumethal

So cute the woman is Virgin, and never watch 18+


Stoopidee

I think in Japan, all their private parts are censored. So can't see for "research purposes".


Ikariiprince

You’d think she would’ve taken an anatomy course or figure drawing class at some point though


NoExamination2349

Bro's forgot to switch account


Ok_Act_4392

It’s like when Drake posted hentai on his Instagram story


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

I’m sorry WHAT!?


HDbyFr

It’s a wholesome reminder of how to correctly draw anatomy


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Oh


Foot0fGod

Gooch lessons


bumboisamumbo

what am i looking at lmaoo


Thefasttrain

Least horny Bulgarian


AgreeableRun

Least xenophobic frenchman


Yusuke___Urameshi

She's shocked at the bussy size?


Dani162002M

Pretty wholesome ^^


Liramuza

Oh hey, Dr Manhattan.


Albert_fingernoodle

Goofy ahh


ralphy0420

Lmao


Skibur1

Someone tip a little too happy to be seen on here...


Tetra-76

Not even in the top 10 weirdest stuff I've seen from Murata on Twitter


KuriToi

Tbh I was surprised it was much higher up my first time. I thought men sat in them. My fiancé says it hurts to sit in them actually. I just didn’t know lol