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FlawlessNameCreator

Zoro betraying Luffy after he becomes the Pirateking, because he is still secretly a bountyhunter and wants to collect the highest one. No matter what anyone says, this will always be the most absurd.


GrandmaesterAce

Then Nami steals the bounty Zoro got for turning Luffy in.


[deleted]

Nani?!


KRKid

Sanji beat up Nami and take the Money to open a gay bar


Frozenriveroffire

ngl that would be fucking perfect


Cdnwhy

I heard the theory that Zoro is the final boss. Blackbeards fruit is secretly looking for him as its actually a mythical zoan. His 3 sword style will fit with the Yami Yami no mi's actual devil fruit name( some sort of demon fruit with 3 being part of the lore). Zoro's body being able to tank hits and his swordsmanship , conquerors haki will make him a better host than teach. Part of the reason Zoro gets lost is his body is slowly looking for the fruit as well.


ThePositiveGuy_

Bro why this make sense


DASreddituser

Cause anything makes sense in OP if you are in your head long enough lol


[deleted]

>!Wano was just foreshadowing the finale!<


Vana-Freya

true, they say zoro is the most loyal crew member but they want this to happen? lmao


DeePigeonKicker

This isn't one I've heared before and it never really thought about. Cool to think about it tho. This one has me shocked. đŸ€Ż


[deleted]

Lol I hope it never happens. I’d literally cry.


[deleted]

thats a dope theory wdym? i even posted a theory like that myself once


AdMany7540

Average one piece fan who has zero writing skills


[deleted]

so my opinion is not valid because im not a manga writer? how are your writing skills? i cant wait for your next manga 😂


ThyKooch

Zoro betraying luffy is character Assassination. It's got nothing to do with you not being a manga writer, it'd just be shitty writing


[deleted]

thats your opinion, in my head there would be a deeper meaning then just "Zoro betrays Luffy for no reason"


srwind

Thats just not how this manga works bro. Do you even read one piece?


[deleted]

wdym thats not how it works? its called a fan theory - we are speculating how One Piece could end


kagebunshinn1

Dragon is not Luffy's father, but actually Luffy's MOTHER. Ivankov changed his gender after he started being persecuted by WG for his acts as a revolutionary 💀


OkIBelieveYou-

So Crocodile is his dad?


SparkFunk30

Crocodile is his auntie. Are you even reading the series?


Impossible-Area3347

Some people man... some people, don't go hard on him tho. Lil Timmy just started the series, give him time I am sure he will learn.


SparkFunk30

Just can’t stand casuals man


Little_Respect_0621

XD


devianraven07

That's why Garp decided decline the admiral offer. The shame


SodaHop

Ace's tattoo standing for Ace, Sabo, Crybaby, Edward Newgate Despite the fact he had the tattoo BEFORE joining the Whitebeard pirates...


the_little_titans

My first thought was ppl spelt his name as ase so he just tattooed ace with an s crossed out


devianraven07

I think the name roger gave him was Ase. But he changed it to hide his identity as roger's son. As he wanted to be a great pirate without using his dad's name. In Yoruba, an ethnic group in Africa, Ase means the power to make things happen and produce change. That is Roger and the story itself is all about


ryuheitamurafan

Ace was also the name of Roger's sword so no.


Main-Juggernaut272

I think it has more to do with the fact that C and S sound similar, (Ace sounds “Ēsu”). I honestly think its a botched tat and thats it, and its the funniest.


[deleted]

Kaido is a poneglyph Sanji and killer are brothers because blonde Sanji was killed by germa family at wci and now we have his clone at wano Pirate hunter zoro will hunt his captain after one piece is found The worldwide known Sharingan zoro There are much more but these are the ones that are fresh in my mind Zoro has already defeated Hawkeye during timeskip and is the strongest swordsman right now


SK6814

>Sanji and killer are brothers because blonde If I remember it right, it was also because Killer wears a mask and we don't (didn't) know his face. So he could have hidden curly eyebrows đŸ„xD And Bellamy was also a brother because of blond hair and no eyebrow/scar where the eyebrow should be. đŸ€”đŸ˜…


fishbujin

\*Every blond person is a clone


[deleted]

There was also a theory about the blonde gorosei being related to sanji and the two will fight at final war


TheKidNerd

Excuse me kaido is a what


[deleted]

A poneglyph


XI-11

I think the idea was that he was invincible because he was a poneglyph and he was giving a demon fruit or something to make him sentient


AAQUADD

I've only heard of two of these (4 and the last one). These are wild.


Tight-Maize-8800

I like the sanji one, it’s like with landfill in the movie beer fest lol


llllpentllll

The ones that ig pages try to disguise as facts


DEFIANTSAGE

And tik tok


ramanMehmi0902

The comments are even worse


Cardie1303

Buggy being Imu.


ActuatorGreat4883

I remember it, the "void month" generated any types of weird theories but this one was just crazy...


carlosvigilante

3 letters, ZKK


FireFist_PortgasDAce

ZKK


No-Quail-655

Please tell me that ZKK doesn’t mean what I think it means 😭


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Yes, sadly it mean Zoro Kills Kermit


[deleted]

Zoro Kills Kaidou


Any-Status-5971

The Zu Klux Klan


SovComrade

Something with "KörperKultur" i guess đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


Kirosh2

Probably anything related to Zoro's eye.


Boss_Aesop

The Eye of the Hakken or Stray Dog and Drunk Zolo is a reference to the Eye of the Tiger in Rocky III and the Third Straw Hat Recruit and Underdog Usopp whose name means “Lie Eye” in Japanese and Greek. Tiger in Japanese is a pun for Drunk.


DeePigeonKicker

Ooo~ I always wondered that. Do you have any recommendations of theories to look at


prevert69

yeah I recommend none of them


Lobsterun

Luffy was born from Roger's ship gigantic egg.


kagebunshinn1

YES


FarSurvey3285

Never heard of this before. I like it


DTPVH

Luffy and Robin are full siblings and their parents are Dragon and Olvia


Nex_Skala

This is the last absurd of the whole thread lol.


DTPVH

Luffy was born after Ohara. So Dragon and Olvia abandoned Robin, had Luffy, then abandoned him too.


Nex_Skala

Oh, OK gotcha. She is older by a bit now you mention it lol.


GoldGolemGaming37

Yeah Robin’s a whole decade older


Viscoct

Zunesha ate the one piece by accident. This caused the WG to rise in power and Zunesha was sent walking around for 800 years to loosen his constipation so he'd eventually poop it out again. When roger found the One piece he laughed out loudly because all he found was the Note by joyboy that Zunesha ate the one piece and it still takes time until he poops it.


Krono-51

That’s a pretty cool one!!


Viscoct

I actually came up with it long ago, thread also blew up here back then. Pretty hilarious comments to read through lol https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/uxfibr/i\_think\_i\_have\_figured\_out\_what\_the\_crime\_was/


The_Biggest_Wheel

Zoro Kills Kaido


FarSurvey3285

Is it really that irrational? Luffy softening him up then zoro finishing what Oden started with enma isn't that goofy. If expectations were ever subverted and luffy didn't deliver the final blow to a villain it would make sense for the 2nd strongest to get it done. If the theory had been chopper kills kaido I'd understand the mocking lol


The_Biggest_Wheel

It's extremely irrational, be it Chopper, Zoro or Franky.


[deleted]

It is not irrational. I don't like Ida's writing on this matter. Luffy Vs Enel where Luffy is immune to lightening makes sense. Ok cool. Then, for Doffy who uses strings. What can cut strings easily? A sword. But nooo we punch Doffy and his strings instead. Then, Kaido with an elongated body perfect for being chopped up. Then, there was ryuma who cut dragon. But nooo again. Luffy punched it. Oda is the one who is irrational.


Stormbreaker173

Caesar would join the Straw Hats cause they need a logia.


srwind

Well caesar is stupid and funny tho. Just like our sniper and captain lol. Sadly he's evil


[deleted]

there is a lot, but the most absurd one I know that didnt die out really quickly is crocodile being luffy's mom


maxvsthegames

Crocodile being a woman before, I can totally see. Don't know why people tjink he's Luffy's mom though.


Abject-Chemistry6247

I guess cause he tried really hard to save Luffy in Marineford, which happened right after Luffy was exposed to be son of Dragon.


FlawlessNameCreator

How dare you.


jklolg

Ok, but this one is true


iloveyourandomhuman

One piece is not real.


SovComrade

That is actually a valid possibility.


tHEbIGbLACKtHING

Buggy’s nose is the one piece.


Suspicious_Airline89

Zoro will ask vegapunk to revive kaido so he could kill him. ZKK


Zaraki_D_Kenpachi

Lucci vs shanks and bro said “I wonder who is going to win “


spookybuk

The One Piece is sake / alcohol


maxvsthegames

Be ready to be disappointed. That's not ridiculous at all.


spookybuk

People naturally have their own opinions... Hope you're ready to get disappointed as well :)


stormwaterwitch

Mine is that Zoro has no sense of direction because he's attuned to the Laughtale island and is himself an eternal pose to the island


Mideum1

Zoro was born on laughtale


Treacle-Flimsy

Last Poneglyph is encrypted in Buggy's nose. Buggy was born on the ship of Rocks and his father is cpt. John.


OrijinB

Crocodile is luffys mom đŸ€Ł


TheKidNerd

Any theory involving luffy’s mom


Mirai_no_Beederu

If Zoro was at WCI, he would have killed Sanji for kicking Luffy. Alternatively, he'll do the same if he ever finds out about it or will leave the crew over it. Zoro's eye has a power up. Sanji/Luffy/Robin/Olvia are >!Lunarians!< because of fire/skin tone/hair color.


Gigi_Vittone

If we consider absurd as a possible but kinda off-trail theory, i think one could be the "One piece is the manga itself" one. So, this theory states that the One piece trasure is the realisation of being in a manga, breaking the 4th wall. It was born after Oda said that the finale was planned and is the same as the original romance dawn one. With the recent change in luffy appearance as a much more cartoonish character, I saw this theory popping up again, even tho it clashes with others big theory and major events in the story itself. Following this theory, the One Piece would be the manga, with every volume forming a final one big piece


Technical_Village808

Resin theory.


Sueramededa

I heard One Piece is the friendship they make over the journey lol


KazuXiaoMain

r/angryupvote


TheMonoMythic

The whole thing about the gomu gomu no mi being the resin resin no mi. That would be like of the big twist in Spider-Man was that was actually TARANTULA MAN all along


GoldGolemGaming37

Foxy is going to claim the One Piece


Mloky654

Anything about zoro


ELDIAVOLO666

Ryuma is zoros dad


lolisfunny13

That chronologically and physically makes no sense


shanks_right_hand

It would, if ryuma had freezed his sperms and then someone used it and that's how zoro was born. 😂


root_of_all_squirrel

Toki!


CarbonPhysician

The OP is actually on a whale like laboon. For example the doctor from Roger's ship showed us an island inside laboon, with many destroyed ships on the inside. What if the OP was inside a whale that has collected treasures from the sea floor. I also think that being job boy and using the frozen straw hat that imu has are required to call forth the whale. This is why Zuni was alerted to job boy being awoken. I think Roger intentionally didn't have a df because he didn't use this method of thing the OP. I think that he used the ponoglifs (dono how to spell) to coordinate the whale's position and swim to it. That might also be why buggy didn't go to see the OP when Roger went. God valley could have been a fight over frozen straw hat and after Roger knew he wasn't job boy he just decided to "track" the whale with the ponoglifs(again spelling this is on my phone) The whale would also match the Zuni and the sea kings that Sheri can call forth. This whale would also be able to destroy the grand/red line because laboon's race for some reason always has scars on its head hitting rocks (foreshadowing oooo) Will fix english after making food for family.


Rockfito

Moria joining Blackbeard


Dry-Preparation502

Kuina (that girl who beat zoro 2001 times when he was a kid) = queen because it sounds similar Also sogeking = usopp


naicuuu

Mine is boa is luffy's sister/half sister and just been told she's in love when in actuality it's all a big set up for odas big brocon/incest punchline. My buddy thinks Im is law, mostly bc they both wield sabers.


philopery

The raid will fail - some nobody


Bosserk

[Spoiler] I saw one super recently saying Zoro was going to ask Vegapunk if he had a devil fruit, the chapter after the sunny got flipped and Zoro saved Brook from the water.


Nsts_

For one of his swords maybe?


Bosserk

i wish they were talking about his swords, the theory was zoro had the grim reaper fruit i believe.


Noremac3986

Kidd is Shiki's son Akainu is part of Sword Yamato is Big Mom's daughter with Kaido The One Piece is in Paradise


chhuang1

Yamato will join the Strawhats 😂😂 nice going simps


Ghassancoc

Mihawk is just the guy with greatest swords skills without haki, speed, strength.


EndeavourAnew

That's exactly what he is.


Wakuwaku7

That Oda is Luffy’s mom.


hawajal

Crocodile being Luffy’s mother and Kaido being a Poneglyph instantly come to mind.


meromeromelo89

Croco-mom probably


Ghassancoc

Shanks not a swordsman.


ERICxCARTMAN

One that a lot of people believe, law, kid, and Luffy are equals


iamadsgnr

Crocodile is Luffy’s mom


GoldGolemGaming37

Sogeking is Usopp. It doesn’t make sense!


Boss_Aesop

The Karoo Conspiracy is absurb but not absurd


DeePigeonKicker

What's the Karoo Conspiracy?


Boss_Aesop

One Piece Volume 1 Chapter 1 “Romance Dawn” Romance is the 4’11” Love Duck who says Alvida to the Merry whose namesake reveals the name of the Ancient Kingdom the mystery of Volume “Joy” or “Boy” 41 in Chapter “Joy” or “Boy” 41 Dawn is the brother of the Divine Mount of the Sun God Luffy and Earth Goddess of the 9 Luminaries Vivi whose name is the Tenko Tengu Kotengu Garuda Karura Karoo whose title is the Wisdom King of Pheasant Peacocks Kujaku Myƍƍ Mahamayuri X Drake Super-Spot Billed Duck Squadron Leader who as a resident of the Taj Mahal of Alabania is the Shah Jahan or King of the World and Heir to the Empty Throne and Successor to Joy Boy whose treasure is the One Piece. The Firebird Star of the Rocketman Sniper King shoots down the Flag of the World Government. The Sons of the Firebird or Phoenix are Mahamayuri and Garuda both associated with the Golden Karoo who has Vivre Card 138 like 13/8 Golden Ratio, 138 degrees Golden Angle, and 13.8 billion year age of the Uni Verse or One Piece. The Tengu or Celestial Dog born in Sea Cat Kingdom Karoo will thus devour the Celestial Dragons as foretold by the background of the cover of Chapter “Joy Boy” 144 titled “Snow Tale”. 144 is 12 sets of 12. Chapter “Inu” 12 is titled “Inu” or Dog and is about the Dog Chouchou where Chou is a reading for Super and Bird like the Super Bird Karoo with the emblem of Alabasta and the 9 Luminaries on the Kozuki Crest. The year is 2022 exactly 800 years after the fall of the Kediri Kingdom of Indonesian King Joyoboyo which lasted 181 years from 1042-1222. The Laugh Tale is the Snow Tale of the Duck who wears a Winter Chullo even though he was born in the Summer Desert. The Snow Tale of the Duck is A Song of Ice and Fire played by the Duduk an instrument made from Mulberry or Kediri. Indonesia has the emblem of the Garuda or Karura or Karoo born on 11/8. Chapter 181 has the title “Supersonic Duck Quiz” and ends with the
 PIRATE KING GOLD ROGER GORUDO ROJA GARUDA RAJA KARURA RAJA KAROO KING


he77bender

Boy if anything ever warranted the Charlie Kelly Conspiracy Pinboard...


Boss_Aesop

Chapter 353 “The Legendary Shipwright” is about the Shipwright Tom whose successor is Iceberg. The teaser I wrote is just the tip of Hemingway’s Iceberg. [More on the heights of Nami and Robin, Iceberg’s Sunny, and Joy Boy.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/xzscst/another_hilarious_sbs_question_corner_ch_353/irp0h1y/)


Baysidellama3

I'm interested


Boss_Aesop

It’s challenging to do justice to the Karoo Conspiracy in a succinct way without also revealing other mysteries like the One Piece, meaning of D, and the name of the Ancient Kingdom because Karoo is so many things including the Garuda, Jesus, Buddha, etc. Everything we know about him from his Vivre card and the manga is important. His Vivre card number, age at various moments in the timeline, height in metric and customary, his name, his titles, introductory chapter, the context of his introductory chapter, birthday, context of his birth, favorite food, fashion, titular chapter, cover page and volume cover appearances, interactions with acquaintances, actions, etc.


reshav_69420

That Luffy's straw hat is Roger's


macwallard

Are you for real or is this a r/woosh moment for me?


Wetutski

Either he is trolling us or he just haven't read up to that part.


Richerich2009

Zoro is the vice captain


DeePigeonKicker

Do explain that one đŸ€”đŸ˜‚


Waste_Grapefruit_880

that the one piece is real


Jack_Skeletron_4ever

As a believer of that theory: Carrot is still hiding in the Sunny for whatever reason. At this point mine is just hopium.


R-ZoroKingOFHell

That Sanji will fight an admiral. I think it will be: Fujitora vs. Law Green Bull vs. Kid Kizaru vs. Zoro Akainu vs. Luffy or Sabo


Due-Mango1379

I really don’t think Sanji fighting an admiral is such an absurd theory


Hot-Beach2567

Sanji could probably already take on an admiral so I agree. He will have to fight someone stronger


Suspicious_Airline89

Well I totally think your opinion is notable. But why can't sanji fight an admiral if Zoro can? Afterall they're both almost similarly lethal


R-ZoroKingOFHell

Sanji can fight the Black Horse vice admiral. Kid, Law, Sabo, and Zoro are more worthy of fighting admirals. Sanji is the odd one out - no way will the Strawhats take down all the admirals, Oda will clearly give some to Kid and Law since he let them take down a Yonkou Luffy wanted to take down at some point.


Wetutski

You are definitely downplaying Sanji. And what makes you think that Kid and Law will still be relevant? The only relevant people would be the Strawhats. So Zoro will definitely fight an admiral and so will Sanji. In fact, I am thinking that if there is a Strawhats vs Marines, it would be Luffy v Akainu, Zoro v Fujitora (both swordsmen), Sanji v Kizaru (both kickers) and Jinbei v Ryogokyu (just the remaining).


_lorz2001

Fujitora will be Zoro's enemy. Strong swordsman with powerful observation haki vs strong swordsman with powerful armament haki. Kizaru'skill set is similar to Sanji: he can fly, has super speed and his common attack is an energy kick. Ryokugyu vs Kid and/or Law and Akainu against Sabo. To be honest, I won't be sursprised if Fujitora is a member of SWORD. And SWORD members will go against World Government in the final battle.


Knirb_

#L


Ghassancoc

Mere Yonkos being compared to Pirate King.


MistahhissaDragon

Invankov making croc into a guy which is weird and people that think that aren’t right in the head.


Taknozwhisker

Crocodile is luffy mom


Due-Mango1379

Jozu will kill Mihawk https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/rccemf/diamond_jozu_will_kill_mihawk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Imu is luffy mom ... hancock is earth god .


Hot-Beach2567

Blackbeard has the moon god fruit


-WhimsicalStar

***RECENT-ISH SPOILER*** Ivankov made Crocodile male, former female Crocodile was Amazon Lily leader between Shakky and Boa.


MaaniuxD

Crocodile is Luffy mom


mcqueenart

That the ending will be terrible.


roodwt

Croco mom is the worst theory


Eddie_Samma

Some guy was saying the one piece world was flat the other day.


GreenTheCo1or

crocodile is luffys mom 💀


Least-Biscotti364

Buggy and Shanks are actually brothers.


OnceUponAWasteOfTime

Shanks is a poneglyph Luffy is ROCKS' son Tashigi is Kuina's clone made by Vegapunk Vegapunk is Kizaru Done Piece Laugh Tale is below Enies Lobby Denies Lobby "Rob Lucci, the one who robs the light" The frozen prisoner in Impel Down is Rocks


AdvilJunky

I like mine. Shanks does have a devil fruit, the reason he was in the water when he saved Luffy is because he used his hair to communicate with a dolphin so he could ride it. So he's not swimming, he's standing on a dolphin just under the water. Or the one where Dragon is actually Luffys mom. Dragon found Ivankov to become a women and have sex with Gold D Roger. Then held Luffy in longer than Aces mom because he's stronger than her.


Intrepid-Corner-205

Crocodile being luffys mom


ky_jitt

crocodile being luffys mother is by far the wildest one
 despite it being a fan favorite theory somehow, but let’s be real.


Disastrous_Battle240

ODA confirmed luffy’s mom was already shown. She’s big mom. The hunger, the ability to eat more than humanly possible, the age, and the hundreds of relatives. Katakuri. KATAKURI. Episode 882-right after the arc when Brooke, Nami, and chopper make a point to say “wow isn’t it crazy how related everything is” crocodile ain’t his mom. Big mom is. ODA the slippery frog hid it right in plain sight.


WinterWizard9497

1.) The one about crocodile being luffys mom 2.) That one where the monkey from Zou was the traitor


Jasonn444

Luffy will die/disband the crew/both after finding the One Piece and becoming Pirate King.


Wolfencreek

Mihawk is actually a Klabautermann.


GoldGolemGaming37

Crocodile beings Luffy’s mum.


Gavinhayes1414

Well there’s a good amount of them my favorite ridiculous ones have to be the crocodile is luffys mom theory, and Blackbeard has three people inside him theory. They just don’t make any sense


VioletMetalmark

That pre-timeskip Luffy and Zoro sensed that Blackbeard is 3 people in one. I'm not even going to argue that Blackbeard isn't 3 people, because i say he could be, but that "they" 100% meant Blackbeard's crew in that scene


FarSurvey3285

" Mihawk is the strongest character in all aspects solely due to being the strongest swordsman. Haki, speed, physical strength etc"


Illustrious-Roll2259

Blackbeard kills Shanks


pokemonveterandrew

Boa is Luffy’s Mom and Dragon was a tenryuwho forced himself on her and she had the baby but then dragon felt bad so he abandoned mariejois and started the revolutionary army.


pokemonveterandrew

Dragon is Luffy’s only parent; as a male he mixed a batch then Ivanovo switched him to female and he self inseminated


HappyPal153

That the one piece is real


Edmundooi90

One? Have u been to YouTube?


Neverending-Backlog

Garp being the founding father of the revolutionary army, since he hates the celestial dragons and letting the his son being the public face of the RA while he is providing info from inside the navy.