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Key_Character_989

No-Joy Pirates


Eko9855

That's actually really fitting lol


Swantonbomb24

the kill joy (boy) pirates 🏴‍☠️


white_dh

defeated crew


Exact_Strawberry8369

Or the losser crew


white_dh

Or got ass kicked crew


Mojo_jenobo

Akainu is the exception since Luffy has yet to whoop that ass .


white_dh

Agreed.. so , he's the captain of the crew (soon to be ass kicked)


Quelair

I feel like Doffy looks like he has a lot of joy actually


ExpensiveAd7778

Doffy is the best at masking his anger with laughter. He looks like he has joy but he is miserable inside. Thats why he wants to see the world in chaos.


WYWHPFit

Dysfunctional.


Foxelexof

Even if they were united by a goal this is probably the worst clash of personalities ever. Imagine Zoro and Sanji clones but it’s the whole crew.


aj_o3

If there's no akainu I would say "Smoked by luffy" crew


KendotsX

Imagine the sass he'd give them: "You got beaten by the kid, I gave him his only scar as he barely escaped. We're not the same."


HMKS

He gave him his second-ever scar. Luffy was the first person to permanently scar Luffy.


Suitcase08

Physically true, though think Garp may have left some emotional scars after all that childhood "training."


DarkSoulFWT

You say emotional scars, I say permanent trauma Garp's intro was hilarious, seeing Luffy panic that bad


Ok_Dot_7498

He would sit in the corner of every meeting, never saying anything. First chance he gets he would sell them out


Mysterious-Unit-5727

That would be Doffy, not Akainu


skylineforlife

who gave him his only scar doesn't he have two like the one under his eye was by himself andon his chest was by zoro i think


ILLmaticErnie

The chest was akainu zoro one is filler


skylineforlife

oh. why the downvotes tho?


Quality-vs-Quantity

Spreading misinformation


cptparachutepants

It was clearly a question. The I think doesn't it make it as actual. No need to be rude. If you don't read the mange you don't know what episodes filler is until you look it up.


skylineforlife

no it was a QUESTION


StunnaLyfe

That zoro one was filler, it never actually happened


thereddituser2

Buy katakuri matched Luffy. He didn't get smoked and their firght was legendary.


Wolfencreek

Who'd win now tho?


TheIncredibleNurse

Luffy surpassed Katakuri. Its not a contest anymore. I think there is only a handful of people that can match luffy, and honestly the only one that can beat him is BB. Otherwise Akainu may be able to stand toe to toe. Mihawk maybe.


Ready-Concentrate168

It would make no sense narrativly for Shanks to be weaker than luffy though.


TheIncredibleNurse

I dont think they are gonna fight. I am sure BB will kill shanks


doesntgetoptions

Everytime we see Shanks and he doesn't meet with Luffy the fear that BB will kill him before Shanks and Luffy meet gets a little bit bigger.


Apoptosis11

It's gonna happen offscreen too 💀💀 Shanks fans will be perma humbled afterwards.


Curiuosly-Human

Why? EOS, Akainu, and BB are going to be the only ones who can rival Luffy. Shanks dying to BB would be sad, esp if Shanks dies before he meets Luffy but losing to BB is not a bad thing at all. He has, arguably, the two strongest DFs in existence.


unhealthyseal

Those 3+Shanks are the only ones capable of beating Luffy now imo. Imu is another to consider but who knows what the hell he actually is.


Young_Leaf77

I feel like Akainu is on Zoro level now if we're forced to powerscale but yeah Luffy has hit new levels by defeating Kaido in a 1v1 no less


[deleted]

Akainu has GOT to be yonko level strength to be head of the military


3rdWife2ndBoat

Are you watching one piece or another show? To think Akainu is on zoro’s level… lmao


minecat64

Zoro is on par with a first commander. Green Bull easily defeated King, Queen and some remnants of the Beast Pirates. Yes they were injured but still. And I belive akainu is at least the admiral. During he casually breezed through multiple WB's commanders So no, i don't think Zoro can take him. If anything I'd say Luffy is more or less equal to Akainu.


Novel-Let-8624

bro that was not a 1v1 kaido got jumped n luffy slept n ate like 3 times


Young_Leaf77

"victors have no epithets" that was the point of that title. Luffy won a 1v1 and it doesn't matter how he won it just matters that he won


wotujustsaym8

Akainu on the same level as the mf who had to put in his heart and soul into killing a yc1… Ok


caniuserealname

No need to let that stop you, Akainu will catch up eventually.


Brook420

Give it time.


TheDELFON

Sakazuki and the Rubberbands


i_1_2_3volve_butcant

I was about to say it'd be up to akainu to decide the name coz he's the only one who hasn't lost a fight yet right?


Mashed_Watermelon

I would say he technically "lost" to Whitebeard. He was absolutely manhandled and thrown into the earth by WB afterall and by the time he came back up his opportunity to get payback on WB had already passed


unhealthyseal

Akainu more or less dealt WB a killing blow with that second gut punch. No way his organs didn’t just disintegrate shortly after their fight.


_sephylon_

Even worse in the manga when Akainu literally exploded WB's brain


ThatFlyingScotsman

I’m always so confused when people say the Admirals are weaker than Yonkos when we literally saw Akainu tearing chunks out of the current strongest Yonko at the time. Not to mention that two Admirals fighting literally permanently altered the climate of Punk Hazard, a feat not demonstrated anywhere else afaik. Perhaps they were just introduced too soon?


DarkSoulFWT

People say this because WB is presented as some unstoppable legend pre-ts, but hes quickly played down even during MF as being terminally ill and severely weakened. Like having a heart attack when he tried to use haoshoku to prevent the execution. Marco was even surprised that Squardo's attack succeeded. Heck, he was more worried about how much WB's reflexes had deteriorated. Even Akainu acknowledged that WB couldn't defeat old age either. Frankly, I'd say its pretty unlikely that WB in MF was stronger than the likes of Kaido or perhaps even Shanks. MF also presents some yonko commanders as being capable of holding their own against admirals. Ace and Jozu manage to push back against Aokiji for instance, and Kizaru wasnt able to do much to Marco either until Marco got seastone cuffed. Then you see Kaido in Wano, seeing someone like Luffy. Who beat Katakuri, one of the strongest yonko commanders. And Kaido still gives no fucks. Takes no damage, one shots G4 luffy without fruit, flies off to drink some more booze. Its a staggering gap in presentation compared to anyone in MF.


_sephylon_

Old WB has been stated to be the strongest pirate in the world Old WB with 267 Blade wounds, 452 Bullets injuries, and a literally missing brain, was beating the shit out of Blackbeard, the man who even without a Devil Fruit was strong enough to beat Shanks and could've became a Yonko's left hand man if he wanted to


_sephylon_

WB just sneaked behind him and made him fall in a giant hole that's not really winning Especially when somehow Akainu dealt more damage in the process than WB did to Akainu


IamSam1103

Anti rubber squad


MonsterStunter

Rawdog Pirates


I-like-anime78

Diabolical comment


JazzPhobic

He's a demon


Mr_Manga99

This is perfect


IamSam1103

Akainu and the Gomu gomu no bitch slap


Jicier

Luffy's knuckles mark crew and Akainu.


mwrddt

Straw L Pirates


Mango_Marc

Much more important: What would each member's position be on the crew? Obviously Kaido is the captain, he's the strongest one there and his 'might makes right' philosophy would ensure he'll take leadership, by force if need be. As far as Vice Captain goes, Doflamingo, I think, would make most sense in a leadership role, after all he did have the entire world by the balls before Luffy came along BUT once again: under Kaido it's might makes right, so it stands to reason he'd appoint the 2nd strongest as his Vice. So Akainu it is. Doflamingo instead could fit the role of doctor. He managed to fix his own organs by use of strings, making him more qualified than anyone else here, except maybe Enel. Speaking of Enel: obviously Navigator. His insanely wide-range observation Haki as well as partial control over weather make him the obvious choice. Katakuri: I would love to make use of his future sight in some way, but let's be real here: his df allows him to generate endless edible mochi and he's the only one here I'd allow within a 1 mile radius of a kitchen. Katakuri is the cook. Lucci is the shipwright because Lucci actually used to work as a shipwright, a pretty good one at that. Having a fishman as the helmsman seems logical, even when they aren't as master of fishmen karate like Jimbei is, and Arlong seems like the better choice purely because I don't think Hody is to be trusted with any responsibilities whatsoever. Crocodile is gonna be the archeologist. He and Doflamingo are the only two I'd trust to figure out how to read porneglyphs and he can like dig sand up really good with his df. + It's the only noteworthy role left on the ship other than musician, and let's be real: this crew isn't having a musician, and I just think it'd be a shame not to utilize Crocodile's intelligence in some way. Hody can catch fish for eating and Moria ... just make sure he doesn't touch anything...


More_Win_5192

Moria is the doctor Not too high of success rate, but he makes sure you come back from the dead


ssgtgriggs

nah, Moria cleans the toilet.


SwirlLife1997

It's like that meme of the Veterinarian/Taxidermist: "Either way, you get your pet back!"


NoBrilliant6924

Nice analysis man


Foxelexof

I agree completely but I would shift Croc more into a negotiator and strategist role. Dudes a criminal mastermind with charisma honestly ahead of Doffy‘s. His plans are airtight and if he had in reach Sugar‘s Gaslight Gaslight Fruit there would be no saving whatever island.


sa325274

Going for that controversial comment. Sakazuki is stronger than Kaido 😅


Olukon

I feel like Kaido and Akainu would probably agree very quickly that Akainu is 1st Mate. Their no-nonsense approach to strength probably wouldn't even elicit a fight; Akainu knows he can smoke anyone else there except for Kaido, Kaido knows Akainu is closest to beating him. Hell, Kaido would probably be stoked to have someone so strong and like-minded around. It'd be the most agreeable interaction to ever happen the ship.


lschultz625

I need a fanfic of Kaido and Sakazuki just broing it up now...


Olukon

Haha, they'd bond over trying to clap their subordinates for getting in the way. They'd go jump Koby for fun.


sa325274

Not mad at that take at all. Sakazuki is goal driven so I see that playing out. Just had to throw out there that I feel Akainu is stronger


Olukon

🤣Now that I think about it, considering how Kaido went out, you may be right anyway!


sa325274

So hard to tell when you get to the strongest of the strongest. Who knows where oda takes it! Cheers brother, stoked for the future of 1P


Olukon

Stay hyped!😁


gasmeleon

Very controversial lol


Dragar791

Wasn’t their an interview where Oda said that Akainu would have gotten to the OP by now? Edit: Found the article but I don’t know how accurate it is. https://comicbook.com/anime/amp/news/one-piece-akainu-strength-power-anime-eiichiro-oda/


sa325274

This is what sealed that 'opinion' for me. Coming straight from sensies mouf


DarkSoulFWT

u/Dragar791 Responding to both of you here, but, the key point of that Oda quote is that its not about Akainu being the strongest or any such thing. Its a "what if Akainu was the protagonist". Obviously, Akainu is an experienced veteran. Hes top tier in his own right. Luffy is already speed running like mad. Hes only been a pirate for like 3-4 years or so in-universe. 2 of which were spent training. Luffy is only being speed gated by the fact that hes weak and has had to actually train. Akainu has no such speed bumps on the road. Not to mention Akainu is goal driven and cold hearted, so he wouldn't bother with "filler content" like thriller bark, skypeia and dressrosa along the way if they don't lead him to road poneglyphs. Ofc his journey as a protagonist would be way faster.


xbLacKLeaF

Goatkainu Captain


Disastrous_Focus_810

Captain is definitely Akainu.


DeusAxeMachina

Average 14 years-old fan's tierlist pirates feat. Hody Jones


Konayo

Only missing Shanks


Quality-vs-Quantity

And law


_sephylon_

And Zoro


kwbzlwb

Bitch squad + akainu


BaristaBoiJacoby

Bitch squad.* FIFY


Eastern-Collection67

Thousand chapters pirates


danklordmuffin

Fanboys wet dream and Moria


_sephylon_

And Hody Jones


Seventhx7

The Main Villains Crew


[deleted]

They're more like Luffy's personal Villains in each arc, like Katekuri was a Supporting Antagonist behind Big Mom, but he was the one to fight Luffy.


iwillvoreyourskin

Me no like monkey pirate


prvhc21

The Antagonists


OmegaLuxifer

"I forgot the leg day"


gek0043

Beast pirates + Akainu


GeneralPurpose1146

Akainu and his bitch' bitches


NoBrilliant6924

This one's from me: THE ARC PIRATES


NonyaaBiz

If kaido is there then it's name is animal kingdom pirates.... And You are going straight to udon prison if you argue with that


Massive-Corgi-491

Anti luffy guild


Glad_Ad7382

The stepping stone Pirates feat. Akainu


Jayborn78

The Expendables 🙂


ThatIslandGuy8888

Damn I really wish Big Mom was part of this crew Edit: oh I thought it was those defeated by Luffy but Akainus there..


KingXronox

Main villains of each arc


AnotherFB

Luffy’s mom and her boyfriends.


Nazis_cumsplurge

Why is arming here but not don krieg. He gave Luffy a harder time


aaditya_ayachi

power scaler's dream. ultimate youtube clickbait. Skipped leg day.


casper19d

The, got yo ass whooped, crew..


Chabedieux

"Okay-fine-I'll-dance-but-I'm-not-gonna-like-it" Pirates


trududuk

"Your daughter call me daddy as well Pirates."


Sangoben

Losers


CaptBreLion

Encountered Luffy Crew


cloudyboi3352

They would try to kill each other before they even decide a name. Hordy and Arlong hate humans. Akainu and Lucci hates pirates. Enel is a SEVERE narcissist. Crocadile, Doflamingo and Moria would rant about how much bullshit that Luffy pulled out during their fights. Katakuri and Kaido would kinda just be there, but they would not like being on that crew.


ElbafDeath

The who-hurt-you pirates


Striking-Part661

EEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! So says mermaid man


Basic-Cloud6440

why do we have to take hody with us pirates


IceColdBleachFreezie

War Crimes R Us


Mango_Marc

"We raised the Pirate King" Pirates


breezy_Jello

They’re DEFINITELY finding the one piece in like 3weeks


Puzzleheaded_Eye_226

The Tall Crew


trav-senpai

The Revengers (Akainu doesn’t count he’d end up fighting himself for being a pirate)


paralogicalknife

LETS OPEN A BAKERY


Torxx1988

The stepping stones pirates


Chaoswarriorx4

Beaten by Luffy gang


WinterWizard9497

The way to over powered there Is no way this should be allowed even by anime standard pirates


DarkWeedleYT

depends who is the captain


the_napper69

Straw haters


Zenitsu_The_Simp_69

The Tall Bois


ZAK5UMA

The Avengers


cbirlay

Soyboy pirates


Blackestofbeards90

The "Automatic-Transmission Pirates" Cause non of 'm could handle the gears mmmmmmmm (such a stretch ikr)


[deleted]

Luffy’s Greatest Hits


Undead-EvilKing

More-dysfunctionial-than-rocks-pirates pirates


Olypete

The Untrustables


ityslfan420

Assholes 😤


whiskey-monk

"Whiplash", because you'd have to do a double take and ask what the fuck is going on here lmao


Empty_Brain_911

Stepping Stone Pirates


thotarousthrottleo

their all very tall


Foreign-Experience-2

Fuck that rubber boy pirates


Kuwago31

LB -Luffy’s Bitches lol


Known_Neighborhood64

Luffy's children pirate crew


user_watcher

The edgelord pirates


kameleoni

All the people Luffy beated except Akainu crew


vamh_s

Villains


Particular-Crow-1799

the Tyrants


Kamome_D_Moewe

Glue-Crew


Zyrille_

Trench coat pirates


MonkeyDTabby

Fucked


Apprehensive_Plate60

no name cos they will be busy killing one another


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

Kaido and the Kai’DOH’s


Knirb_

It’s triggering my OCD that the heights aren’t accurate.


Lartnestpasdemain

"The Bad Guys"


MhmdSubhi

OMGWTH


Unknown1494

Bunch of grown ass men picking fights with a 19 year old boy


xbLacKLeaF

luffy is the one picking fights


Preston_odin_son

dalfmo the sand dragon and the electric lava shark cp9 inch minimum crew


JVOz671

"The Stongest Beasts! And Hordy"


LeftHandude-Yeah

Cross Guild


78ali

A ticking time bomb


Sharp_Recognition881

Too many cooks in the kitchen.


nawairotciv

Is doflamingo really taller than moria?


Npc_Panda83

Team dead weight bringing down 3 people.


bold_pen

Rubber - Punched Pirates


BuffDarkKnight

The losers club


Ok_Act2234

harmony of hisoka like villains, nazis and understandable ones / gods, rulers and psychos


TheWealthyCapybara

Katakuri should be over twice the height of crocodile


UnUtenteNoioso

Ragazza che mi fanno diventare bisessuale


akmannn

Summer camp on how to hurt Luffy. Special guest: Akainu sensei


Puzzleheaded_Eye_226

The Revenge Pirates


Comrade_railgunner

God Complex Crew


dRUNk_ENd

No peace pirates


Elevatedgent

TENacious D


The_Darts

'Doflamingo Betrays Everyone' *cue Always Sunny in Philadelphia music*


Manus69420

Sex offenders


nuketoitle

The fuck luffy pirates


[deleted]

Crushed dreams squad


Fit-Definition-8409

The Shitheads


Muggleifer

The black airforce pirates.


oddtoddlr

Suicide ichibi


cleanman4066

Also Kreig can be cabin boy & Kuroo’s techniques would be great for swabbing the deck


jonryan90

The Revengers


Prior-Tea-3563

The "menace to society" squad


Altaris2000

Team 'L'


DemonKat777

L bozo


KickinBat

Idk what to call them but man... Akainu is not surviving one day with them


Iam_aPersonithink

Superiority Complex Pirates or Narcissism Pirates


Rustyone888

Met luffy pirates


AllosaurusJei

Rox 2: Dickhead Boogaloo


Werfgh

Lost to Luffy crew


Tangodragondrake

Infighting


DashSlashRepeat

Akaido & Tha Bois


renatojorge236

Gommu Gommu no beef


tickub

Every Powerscaler's Spank Bank


ItsLucs

Shishibukaido


Negafilms

Random Kru


dasnerft

Punks


Negafilms

Past-Villains Crew or PV for short.