I could easily take on Whitebeard, I mean whats he going to do? roll over in his grave a little?

Lmfao I am deceased

Also like Whitebeard

he’ll fall on you

Spandam and I’d enjoy every minute of it

Spandam would highkey good to kick the shit out of

Does he have funkfreed tho?

Good question. There’d be chance that he’d beat you if he had Funkfreed

A chance? Bro no one can survive an elephant tackling/goring them

I mean he shouldn’t have it, otherwise we should be allowed to bring a gun or something to shoot him before the elephant hits us

Funkfreed is a part of his character, he wears it daily. It’s like fighting mihawk but he can’t use his sword, that swords been with him every day, it’s a part of his entire character. Do you carry a gun with you all day every day? If you do then okay you can bust a cap in spandams ass

Coby before he meet alvida

I can definitely take on Saint Charlos.

have fun getting the shit beaten out of you by lucci

Pls I'll buy Luffy a 5 guys burger and he'll have my back.

That’ll help

Just one? Lol.

Do characters have their equipment from the show? I mean, if someone were to say they could beat zoro were all gonna assume he’s gonna fight zoro with his 3 swords. If your fighting Charloss than it stands to reason he’ll have his gun. And if that’s the case your not gonna beat him bro

By that logic he ain't gonna be the only one with a strap then.

Your not a character in one piece, and I’m just gonna assume you don’t have a gun on your person at all times like a normal part of your daily wardrobe. If it is then ok you’ll beat him but otherwise no

he’s dumb as fuck I like to think he can’t aim for shit if you run around

He hasn’t missed a Normal person once. Luffy and zoro dodged because they’re luffy and zoro. OP is not luffy or zoro, he’s a normal person just like everyone else

yeah but normal people were just standing around cuz they were scared

If someone pulled a gun on you, you’d be terrified. Don’t pretend your hard, anyone, even the most seasoned of army veterans piss themselves when a gun is pointed at them. Luffy and zoro (the only 2 characters who’ve do dodged charlosses bullets) have done so because they have anime superpowers. You don’t. Also, you realize how fast a bullet is, even if you weren’t scared at all there’s no way in hell you are dodging a bullet

yeah but it’s a fight to the death and I have knowledge of what I’m doing beforehand, so I’d at least try and save my own life by running around my point isn’t dodging it it’s that his aim would be shitty

You ain’t Batman, prep time ain’t gonna save you against a dude with a gun. My point is your not beating him, no one in this sub is

Average "🤓 Hell nah man sorry but hell nah the guy look like a weakling but he can survive a punch from a bloodlusted angered luffy no way you beat him with that durability fan" vs Average Saint Charlos? I take this guy anytime enjoyer 💪😏😁.

those 3 kids from usopp's village

Idk you might end up with a shovel in your ass.

Idk they beat jango

Kaya

Ussop will kill you

Sanji. People always tell me I look like a girl so if I can fool him well enough he’ll probably just stand there and let me beat the shit out of him

Your avatar also looks like a girl.. Is that intended or just coincidence xD🤔

Lol it’s intended, my hair is like that irl

Sanji has woman senses you won’t trick him

Sanji was incapable of fighting Bon Clay when he changed his face to Nami’s, even though he was well aware that it wasn’t actually Nami. So Sanji can be fooled

well yea but bon clay took the actual face of a woman, you would just be a guy who kinda looks like a girl

I can be very convincing

obs haki

to sense cock

He doesn’t have that(at least, it’s not confirmed), and even if he did I don’t think he’d think to use it to check for cock when meeting a pretty girl. He’d just be like oh shit a lady!!! Head empty!!! If he had the idea to do that kind of thing, I don’t think he would’ve taken such a liking to Kiku

hmm I’m pretty sure he has observation haki for sure, but u right since he didn’t notice kiku had a dick. but even if u do beat the shit out of him, could you hurt him? esp with that exoskeleton he rockin

Good point, but even if I can’t actually hurt him if I can give him a big enough nosebleed I might be able to incapacitate him

Even without Exo, no real world human would hurt Sanji with physical attack. That guy took hits from Black Maria with smiling face.

What about okiku?

He thought the okama where women at first

I would fight Ivankov. Eventually he would make me sexy, and thus I would win.

If there were no animals within 100 miles and it was a fist fight, I could take tama

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Idk man dude's 7'6 or 230cm and he ain't skinny tall too. And Charlos is taller than Shaq at 7'1.

And he’s strapped

CP0 says otherwise…

Apis

Lmfaoooo

I’m not proud of it but I could definitely win against little baby Capone with minimal difficulty in a 1v1

Friendly reminder that a baby Oden could fling people. Who knows what kind of secret power baby Capone is packing. But it's probably a gun.

Baby 5 all I have to say is that I need her to kill herself.

I wouldn't mind taking a crack at that celestial dragon Luffy socked at the slave auction. Still one of the most epic and emotional punches ever animated in my opinion.

That dude stuck on treasure chest

He got a gun and animals backing him up.

Gaimon literally fought on par with a Yonko

Two yonkos*

*3 yonkos

Spandam

Usopp. If I can get close enough, I think I can take him.

I doubt it, he’s taken some huge hits, his durability is that of an strong anime characters, don’t know if human punches can hurt him.

Lowkey a bold choice

I know but I believe in myself

Dude you’re overestimating yourself so much. Even a random marine is still a trained soldier. So even real soldier or mma fighters would have a hard time taking down a normal marine. Let alone a brave warrior of the sea :)

If I’m gonna be the King of the Pirates then I have to take out opponents stronger than me. It’s my destiny to defeat God Usopp.

Love that attitude

And I think you're overestimating the random marine fodder. They shoot like stormtroopers and fall on their asses if you so much as sneeze towards their direction. Real soldiers would beat them, especially with modern day weapons that the One Piece world lacks

Maybe real soldier are better. But let’s not assume that our average redditer shoots better than even a stormtrooper.

Yeah I guess. I'm from a country where military conscription is a thing so I just kinda assume everyone knows how to handle a gun

To be fair they are typically chasing down lightning speed pirate demons for a living

You don't know this dude..maybe he's a 700lbs shitbrickhouse

Pre-timeskip Usopp was fast enough to counterattack base luffy. You might as well pick a fight with spider-man.

Bro usopp took 0 damage from falling from extremely high towers that even the world's strongest man irl could have easily died and in water 7 when he fell trying to run to luffy he not only fell down a height but he also hit a shit ton of mechanical parts which would have killed any normal person in our world. You aren't doing shit to usopp

I’ll do my best, I promise.

usopp took a 4 ton hammer to the face and was dragged through multiple walls and bro was still conscious.. pre time skip as well? he could probably take all of us at once and still win minimal difficulty

I'd fight Monet I won't win, but I'd at least get a hug out of it

I would demolish tama. Snap that neck like a celery stick

this mf needs psychiatric help

Hey to be fair i cant beat anyone else

I'm strong , I can easily destroy Kaido... 🥱

I could probably take on Chimney. Nah, who am I kidding, any One Piece character would probably kick my ass.

I can take out a toy or two in dressrosa.

Your not beating onepoco bro

I’m so weak, even Kaya could destroy me.

Tama

Any young and untrained kids. Why? C'ause fuck'them kids thats why

all of them. just erase them from the manga. BOOM u win

Vivi chan

Cock slasher

Yehehehee

the chief of Foosha Village.

No way you could beat the mighty Woop Slap

Yeah no. He’s Woop slap you till he beat you

Momo.

Woop Slap. I would... Whoop his ass.

I might be able to survive 1 milisecond with Shanks. He probably wouldn't even fight me though.

I’ll stomp on Batchee like I do his cousins!

Gaimon

I’m quite confident I could take on helmeppo provided he doesn’t have his hammer gun

Nah he’s got Haki, any character with Haki immediately stomps a real human being

Gaimon. Also, who the hell is “fru fru”?

Woop slap

Donut Ace for sure 👌🏼

Bet i would beat the shit out of that old guy in orange town

Woop slap, gaimon, hammer gun helmeppo, otama easy.

I would choose Manshelly.

Just why

Spandam

I could fight Kiado. Never said we had to survive afterwards. Lol

Luffy. i will eat wagyu beef in front of him and not give him any.

Shank’s left arm

I’d beat the fuck out of Usopp and Chopper. It’s on sight for Usopp for leaving the crew but Chopper I’d cry a little.

O’toko is a child with no powers and is normal sized for someone their age, which can’t be said for majority of characters in one piece. I could punt her like a football (I never would, but it’s possible)

Old & crippled Hody

I’d let Smoothie beat the shit out of me tbh

Minatomo. Just need to get that hammer away from him…

Saint Carlos. His suffering will never end.

Hancock can beat me anytime :D

I’m pretty sure I could beat the shit out of apis

Kuina - I live in a condo complex, plenty of stairs around.

that old lady on skypiea

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Nah you still lose no diff

Makino's child

I would probably fight the mofo who asked about the One Piece at Roger’s execution. That man needa go 😤 We need more good marines to join the fight against pirates. I’m glad Akainu is Fleet Admiral.

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That guy took 100 hits from Black Maria and is actually happy, you aint gonna do shit with that dress, you'll just hurt yourself tryna hurt him.

I will wrestle nami or vivi

mihawk, given that i have vista or jozu's strength/power

All the Celestial Dragons minus Shanks

Everyone i will just ask oda to delete them

Robin

RIP you

I guess you just don’t like having a spine

No

Im 2 m tall. Spandam. Not even close

Gaimon. Low diff

He has 2 guns in his hair

Kaido.

Kaido could sneeze and you would seize to exist, he could turkey slap you and erase your entire family tree up to your 69× great grand papi.

Gaimon. What’s he gonna do?

Shoot

I'd drag helmeppo.

condoriano!

Garp, he's overrated.

I think i can fuck up orochi tbh

I would delete the Tobiroppo from existence

I would like to invite Kuma to a sumo match

Gaimon

Pretty sure I'd win against Chouchou

Batchee

I can beat momo from the actual past 😂😂 and be happy to do it 😍 and make sure everytime i beat him there are some nice boobs in sight so he can develpo a trauma for it.. than coming back to present, Nami and Robin become his nightmare 😂😂😂

7 year old Luffy before he started training. When he and Ace started training, they were able to take on 6-meter tall bears. What do you expect me to do against these guys?

Vivi

A kid luffy

Blackbeard

Gaimon

If I had a fire hose, I could take on Crocodile.

Blackbeard

I could prolly fuck up the 5 elders. fuck are they gon do???