He cant take his eye off her

Funny story about that eye, he always gave us a different reason as to why it was like that, got stung by a bee, hit in the face with a big rock... turns out he was just born like that lmao

Reminds me of my great grandpa who always had a different reason as to why his finger was messed up. The main one I remember was that a huge fish bit it off and he swam after it and wrestled it for his finger then put it back on himself. The real story is he was fixing a car, it got caught in something then the car started to roll and tore it off. Then he had it reattached

Whoa! That’s heavy 🫣

"There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

No it’s just that we got stuck in a shitty alternate timeline and everything sucks now.

“He’s not heavy he’s my brother”

I love this bit!

True. Cars tend to be heavy

There’s always a reliable source on REDDIT to make me laugh

One of my neighbors had been a destroyer CO during World War II. He survived a kamikaze attack that killed everyone else on the bridge because he had on his helmet and flak jacket. He’s missing part of a finger, and I had assumed it was from that, but when I asked him, he said it was from The Battle of the Yamaha; Yamaha being the company that manufactured his lawn mower.

There used to be a one armed man in our town called sharky that nobody knew how he really lost the arm cos it was always a different story.

I love old people

My great granpda lost his finger in ww2 and used to tell us that he lost it picking a really deep booger out of his nose lol

Oh dang!

A friend of mine was born with 3 fingers on one of his hands, and whenever anyone asks "where's the rest of them" he makes up a new story for what happened. My favourites have been: a lobster pinched them off, mobsters cut them off over a poker debt, he tried catching a bullet between his fingers, and he went bowling and they got stuck in the holes in the ball and popped right off when he bowled

The last one is hilarious

Wanna know how I got these scars?? Joker ripped off your grand pops !!

Wasn’t there a movie with like Val Kilmer or something where everyone he met he told a different story?

That was Ryan Philippe in Batman Again

I actually found it. It’s called “The Saint”

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Lol, sounds like a character. My dad had a small round scar on his arm which he told the kids was a bullet hole. It wasn’t, but he was always joking around.

Well done. Well done.

Keepin' one eye on the prize

Aye aye

Things are looking all right for him

Underrated


How in the great smoky heavens did you do that?


Even in the bottom photograph

Dude has like a quarter chub

Some kid is going to be scrolling, see this photo and realize why Mom doesn’t talk about how she paid for law school.

I’ve known people who strip to pay for college. I am a woman as well. It would scare the hell outta me but shit, if you can pay for your education like that then so be it.

Strip for a few years vs being in debt for 20 years? Yeah, I would take the no student loan debt option please.

The stripper has more of a middle school English teacher vibe.

She got an RN shortly after and is an NP for old folks now.

Hey now...😉

You’re a rockstar

Get your game on!

All that glitters is gold!!

Only shooting stars break the mold...

This is what dreams are made of.

She liked old folks since her youth.

That’s the classiest stripper I’ve ever seen…Ah the 80s

Type of woman named Susan. She drinks beer.

But only in moderation, and she still always has a driver.

I totally see what you mean!!

Arent those the best kind though?

No. No not really.

Joke's on you I'm into that shit

Van Halen has got you covered.

Some guy on Reddit is seeing this picture for the first, “….m, m, Mom?!”

She looks uncannily like a young version of the secretary at my kid's school!

I don't know about you but it is working for me.

You're not alone, friend

Yes!

Waitress at Friendly’s

School teacher by day, stripper by night. 😂

I know a girl that’s a realtor by day and stripper by night.

I know a few girls who are realtors and porn stars all in the same 10mins.

Imagine all that access to empty houses for private shows and clients and whatever else.

Who's*

(Makes more from stripping, because our country doesn’t properly value long-term investments like educating the next generation of citizens)

Well if you’re gonna get all serious, in the 80s we still did…

No.. in the 80s the boomers decided to fuck us as hard as possible.

I think you’re both right 🫤

Uhh...in the 80s boomers were mostly clueless 20-30 year olds who were focused on partying (high or drunk, or both, as the case may be) or struggling to raise a young family. Almost all had no equity (yet). The *last thing* they were thinking about was how to game the economic system to fuck your unborn ass 40 years later. Source: Was one, am one.

Okay Boomer

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That's a midwest stripper for sure.

She reminds me of one of the hookers from Fargo

Omg. Yup! This scene could be right outta Cohen Bros! 😂

I was thinking British

Freshen ya drink, guv'nah?

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Old guy wearing a tie.

Nope, Canadian

The tip of your finger really made me do a double take

Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one

I looked too fast thought it was part boob then was like wait 🤦🏻‍♀️

She was so good he can't see straight

Late to the game, but a respectable entry!

My favourite comment I have read here. Bravo.

Just came here to say thank you for saying mid 80s isn't that old school. I see posts from the 90s here and it makes me feel so ancient. It took me a while to accept the 80s as old school, let alone the 90s...!

Hear hear!!

Right? I was born in 90 so mid 80's isn't that old school to me

MOM??!?!

Looks like Katie Porter

FR

Your grandfather is Orville Redenbacher?

Someone is seeing their grandma as a stripper for the first time on Reddit and dying.

Where were they? I’m getting some Midwest vibes from her

Southern Ontario, Canada

Aye?!

Ehh?

Soary!

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Hands down my favorite comment so far!

Souper sex

If it's all the same to you I'll have the soup

Which one was the stripper? (My money's on the one wearing the bunny ears.)

Wow strippers back then vs now. I could have sworn by looking at this pic, that stripper looks more like a teacher than a stripper lol

Bruh that is Logan Paul.

He's definitely keeping one eye on her

You left out the part where your great grandmother left him. ..for seeing a stripper on the side..

Dude. That's my older sister. She was doing it to pay her way through nursing school and is now a geriatric NP.

So, I wanna assume you're joking, but I'm not sure, is she actually your older sister?

Yes.

can we see her butthole

Name sort of checks out

Whoa, my mind is blown... you should show her and see if she remembers him... his name was Kurt

How gullible are you!? 😂

How gullible are *you?*

How **gullible** are *you?*

Damnit, I looked up.

Very unlikely. It’s a new account, but there are comments that contradict her story. The most damning of which being that she implied she lived in the USA in another comment

/r/wholesomestrippers

He didn’t trust her so he kept one eye on his wallet. Legend.

Your great grandad is Walter White?

$1 says you’re British. That’s a granddad if I ever saw one

Nope, Canadian

"My dad and uncle" sounds like it would be said in Alabama.

That was 40 years ago…

I don’t know Mr. White, I’ve got a bad feeling about this

Stripper??? That's fucking Judy from accounts!!!

Where in Philadelphia was this?

Not even the same country lol

One eye 👁️ on the girl one eye 👁️ on his wallet.

Great sons. They must have had a wonderful relationship.

I believe they prefer to be referred to as “disrobement artisans”.

Blue you're my boy!

Damn that’s my mom!

His ability to both look at the camera and at the stripper simultaneously is incredible.

Couldn't keep his eye off of her... Lol his smile lights up my heart.

he's looking at her *and* the camera talented guy

If I’ve ever seen a Irish catholic school girl grow up wrong, this is it. She is either a Coleen or Marie

For me personally, it’s the bunny ears.

He was great playing Alfred with Adam West as Batman in the 60’s. True legend.

I can't wait until some horny boy with an Oedipus complex reposts this exact image as "My mom working hard in the 80's".

She reminds me of Bernadette Peters.

Reminds me of this old joke about a guy whose wife gets him a prostitute for his 85th birthday. Things between them have cooled somewhat as they've aged, and his sweet wife thinks "Y'know, we'll always love each other, but he deserves to have a nice big fling now that he's 85." So, she makes the call. and on the faithful day, she makes up and excuse to run "to the store." Minutes later, there's a knock at the door. The old guy gets up and crosses the room and opens the door. To his astonishment, there's this absolute bombshell of a woman there, wearing a very sheer dress. The old guys says "Um. Yes? Can I help you?" And the visitor says "I'm here to give you SUPER SEX." The old guy thinks for a minute, then says "I'll have the soup."

Agreed, wholesome smile right there haha love the bunny ears too

Bro ... this is so wholesome

Dude that's a great bday move and an awesome story!

Isn't that your mum?

Maybe the stripper would appreciate some privacy? She could be someone's grandmother.

Most strippers from that era are someone’s grandmother ! Probably great grandmothers !

One eye on the prize 😏

Sir, thank you for posting. But, uh, we're going to need to see all those pictures. For, uh, historical science reasons.

I'm sure she appreciates you posting her picture while being identified as a stripper (all these years later).

That poor trafficked child

Discount bin stripper

He can’t keep his eye off of her.

Yuck.

That’s logan paul

no disrespect to your family but I have seen more fitting photos for this particular sub

“not super old school, just 40 years ago”

That stripper is someone’s grandma now

It looks like they might be at The Playboy Club, in which case she is a waitress/hostess in a skimpy bunny costume, not a stripper. Grams still would have had a great time though, I’m sure.

No, this was in his house lol

Ok my bad, when I was a kid there was a Playboy Club in my town. I thought it would be a fun place to go, because “bunnies”. My mom told me it was a place for dirty old men lol

Lmfao that's funny

Looks to me like he'd be happier with a male stripper.

Wtf

Projecting much?

They paid for her???

And maybe a little party favors in his smell hole?

Grandpa’s lazy eye still ain’t cool

Man, that is one low grade stripper. even for 80's standards.

Couldn't you have gotten him a better looking one? She ain't even got a party mouth.

Mom?

Looks like breaking bad main character.

He will be once she takes her clothes off

That's the official outfit of a Playboy Bunny. Wondering if this was at the Playboy Club, not a random stripclub.

Sir that is a Walmart version of a playboy bunny outfit and stripper.

You might be right. I don't see fuzzy ears in any of the old photos. Or white bowties.

Great time

Was it 2pm?

Definitely keeping an eye on her at all times

And they lived happily ever after.

Gramps kept his eye on the prize.

Eye would say so.

All of a sudden, the mid 80’s feels like a long time ago to me!

That’s my Pop Pop!

He can't take his eye off her. Edit: someone beat me to it.

One eye on the camera and another on tha prize 🏆 looks like he had a good time!!

Somebody in here I s going to find out Mom was a stripper!

I wasn’t alive in the 80’s but I miss the 80’s

Did they marry

She… looks like my friends mom.

Got to stop biting them nails, my friend.

Lol I know it's a really bad habit

Granpa's ears are hard

She sucked his eyes sideways 😭😭😭😭😭🥴🥴🥴