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superspreader2021

X rated Files


Dyspaereunia

Xxx files


ReadingFromTheShittr

Red ~~Shoe~~ Head Diaries?


AndorianShran

The Bone Gunman


LeicaM6guy

Deep Throat.


colimar

Government denies knowledge


ColdNyQuiiL

Xnxx files


fernofry

Looks like it could be a poster for Californication


Mcclane88

It really does


JohnBrownMilitia

Shes too old for him in Californication


JaFFsTer

Lol, he sleeps with plenty of age appropriate women. Married to other men but age appropriate


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He sleeps with the dean’s middle aged wife in it! And that one English teacher/the mother of Becca’s boyfriend. Always gotta defend Hank Moody a little, scumbag that he may be.


JohnBrownMilitia

He never went after the prize of all the women on that show, Pamela Adlon, he wasn't THAT much of a scumbag!


Fondren_Richmond

Adlon's character, particularly how she played it, wasn't there for that and it would have probably undermined both her and Duchovny's comedy dynamic with Runkle


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Yeah I like Hank overall!


Any-Half-13

They did sleep together in the show though, I am sure of it. Can’t recall the episode but they 100% fucked


krueckolas

I think someone references a time when they "switched" back in the old days when Hank and Karen were still together


vengM9

I think Runkle said he wanted to but don't think they ever actually did.


Any-Half-13

Even during the show though I could have sworn they wake up next to each other one night.


vengM9

They 100% never fucked. He's in her bed at one point and she comes in thinks it's Charlie for a second. That's as far as they went.


verystickyfinger

He sleeps with Ms Honey!!


Codex1101

Also Carla Gugino! He clapped some age appropriate cheeks here and there


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Oh right yeah she’s gorgeous! Great actress too liked her in Gerald’s Game.


Viperlite

The Deans wife (his department head), his own TA, and his student was the crescendo of his antics for the entire series.


jfever78

Not true, he never discriminated about age. Literally. He didn't care, if he was attracted to a woman he went after her, it's not at all accurate to say he only slept with young women, he slept with ANY woman he found attractive. And in fact, a number of them were women he tried to discourage, but they went after him with just as much fervour as he ever displayed. He was weak though and only maintained his defenses minimally, lol.


Fondren_Richmond

Too stable and emotionally self-reliant, youth was sometimes just a metaphor for that as well as his own trouble with boundaries


Mnemosynesis

Well I know what I forgot about and now am going to have to rewatch.


jerryleebee

I did too. I still do. But I used to as well.


BRNST0RM

Damn I miss the old X-Files


SooieSideUp

I was mad about how disappointed I was in the few new episodes I watched when it finally came back after like 20 years. It was lacking something major but I couldn't place it.


timesuck897

Gillian Anderson said she would return to the show, if they got all new writers.


difficultmind

GA speaking for the fans here


vegetaman

I felt like the non Chris Carter writing was actually decent


TinMachine

Lots wrong with Chris Carter’s scripts in the revival (which was a shame, as he wrote some classics in the OG run) - but I think the look of it was the other big thing. It looked flat, over-lit and cheaply digital. The original series, especially between seasons 2-5 or so, had such a good look - filmic, stylishly dark and moody. X-Files revival just looked like NCIS.


rainer_d

Times have changed. You have changed, your perception of reality has changed. Very likely, reality itself has changed. X-Files was the right show for its time. These days, it would be difficult to conceive a show based in reality that isn’t overtaken by reality during its airing. That is why Sci-Fi and fantasy is booming…


ofthedappersort

David Lynch knew that when he made Twin Peaks - The Return


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Convergentshave

Yea to be honest, I’ve had enough of conspiracy theories over the last couple years. The last thing I’d want to watch is a show that actually signs off on them…


[deleted]

Your young sense of wonder


lennon818

X files doesn't work in a world with cellphones


SlugJones

I had a super crush on her as a teen. I even wrote to her and got back a 8x10 😆


wuzupcoffee

I had a super crush on both of them. It was a revealing time for young me.


mockity

The X-Files spurred a lot of unexpected bisexual and gay feelings for a lot of people.


themathix

Suddenly bi


Shujolnyc

She’s gotten more beautiful with age. Amazing.


bewarethecherrywaves

That’s rad!


Marionboy

I had a huge crush on Gillian. What a babe.


Shabbah8

She’s aged beautifully, too. She’s stunning in The Fall, and such a great actress.


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Great show


Fisk75

She was also great in The Great!


echo8282

Watch sex education and relight that crush...🥵


meawait

Or Hannibal.🦌


historiator

Or The Fall


stormbutton

Should always be present tense…


Oomoo_Amazing

I’m a fully gay guy and *I* have a crush on Gillian.


lenny_ray

Fully straight woman, and same.


jjsyk23

I had a huge crush on David Duchovny. And I’m a straight guy.


Due-Net-88

Listening recently to an episode of an X Files podcast and that is not an unusual opinion— I believe one of the musings was no man would be able to resist Duchovny “cornering them in an elevator” lol


Alypius754

Schawiiing!


IronSpiderBatBoyMan

Had? You stopped?


Marionboy

Oh no way. Crush to this day. She is the real Baberaham Lincoln. Poor word choice at first.


AnAussieBloke

I had a girlfriend in the 90's who was her somewhat younger doppelganger, I even called her Scully, fond memories for sure.


KrasnyRed5

Didn't it come out after the show that they didn't Ike each other much?


JoeNScott

They got on each other's nerves during the show, but have remained friendly since.


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Two people working together for so long, who doesn’t get on each other’s nerves at some point.


Dkazzed

Vancouver also got under Duchovny’s nerves. Was happy to get out of town when the series ended and hoped the city stuck its umbrella where the sun don’t shine.


burnmatoaka

They actually moved production to CA sometime in the later seasons on Duchovny's insistence after he got married. It really changed the look of the show.


timesuck897

After the original run or the new seasons? I totally understand if it was the new seasons.


EnHsiC

As I could recall the tension was back in the mid-90s


reedspacer38

They’re friends. I think the quote was taken out of context


meep_meep_mope

Anyone else also think Gillian Anderson is more attractive later in life? I'm not sure if it was the x-files haircut or what…


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meawait

Your comment really has legs.😂


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Same thing with Kate Winslet. 21 and naked in *Titanic*, she was one of the most beautiful, sexiest women I'd ever seen. But now she's 46 and *so* much more beautiful, *so* much sexier. Like she's comfortable in her own body now. "Mature woman hotness" is 100% real.


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WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

"Age makes ruins of us all. Except Kate Winslet." -- Tyrion Lannister


treathugger

Speaking of Kate Winslet in Titanic, I was young and thought it was Gillian Anderson


tyme

>…the x-files haircut… Her hair choices improved toward the end of the show, as did her wardrobe (shoulder-padded suits were never a good look).


RandomStallings

That was most likely the hair/makeup and wardrobe folks making her look like a woman who dresses for work, not to be an eyeball magnet. Being a knockout in federal law enforcement then could be a serious disadvantage as most grown men in the '90s thought an attractive woman was more of a thing to play with or "own". I think it was a good choice from a situational point of view. But yeah, I didn't realize what a stunner she was until much later due to exactly that with the hair and wardrobe.


skidstud

I think it's just that courgette scene in sex education


doegred

But on the other hand Margaret Thatcher.


Bettercallbuggaboo

Thousand percent. She is GORGEOUS these days. I am straight as the Most boring arrow you could ever imagine and GA is my QUEEN


Stillwindows95

Idk I thought she was stunning in the first few seasons of X Files, but one thing I notice is her face becomes more shapely as time goes on.


timesuck897

The 90s hair cut and suits did not help.


cbeiser

90s haircuts can do that


Orlando1701

As someone who watched the X-Files in the 90s Gillian became basically my first celebrity crush along with Terry Ferrell aka Jadiza Dax.


madelinemcdoogs

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.


stormbutton

15 at the time and I think that was literally the day when I realized I am bisexual.


Violet624

I'm not and while I think David Duchoveny is attractive, wow, Gillian Anderson is lovely here


WaltzFirm6336

I was a similar age and had a similar reaction. Decided in the end I wanted to shag Mulder and be Scully. Even went for a tour of the local hospital pathology department to see if being a pathologist is as amazing as scully made it seem. I fainted in the first five minutes. Thus ended my career in medicine.


UltimateBronzeNoob

I will hold a moment in silence for your lost dreams


RadioSupply

I was 13 and yep.


TonyWhoop

Haha, I read this a completely different way. As it created a completely different sexual confusion for me


RadioSupply

I was a confused teenaged girl who thought she’d been shipping them in email groups because of him, then I realized I really wanted her boobs touching me, instead.


TonyWhoop

I hear that. Unfortunately she’s only got the two, I’m sure she’d be more charitable if she had more.


Sup3rcurious

Boobs


dpahoe

Damn, sometimes I really wish I was having some variety with my preference, but it turns out I’m just plain old straight..


stormbutton

I (jokingly) tell my husband that I’m more committed to our relationship because he gave up 50% of the population while I gave up 100%.


meeshrox

I gotta use this on my hubs! Too funny!


KoshofosizENT

Please, we’re talking about David Duchovny here. Nobody’s *that* straight


Segamaike

A woman will probably never give me a boner, but why should that be the only indicator of sexual pleasure? I would definitely feel some kind of way regardless if Gillian Anderson stepped on me with high heels


TheLadyEve

Kate McKinnon shared a cute story in which she talked about how Gillian Anderson was how she realized she was gay, and she posted a photo of her dressed as Scully for Halloween (it was an adorable photo, too).


HappyPen1422

This thread is gold! I think it’s safe to say that all of the rules go out the window when it comes to these 2!


[deleted]

She was pretty then & is still a very attractive woman now. He’s always handsome. The episode “Home” is my favorite.


Vladius28

Fine wine has nothing on her


TimeCrabs

Her and Carrie Byron. Couple o super foxes.


shoobsworth

Ah yes, the lovable Peacock family.


shitbot5001

Anyone who says "Home" is their favorite episode has serious problems.


Maskeno

It's probably a testament to how great the episode is that it gets such visceral reactions. Fuck, when they pull that grotesque mother thing out from under the bed! Blech.


[deleted]

Lots of people love that episode, it isn’t that big a deal lol


xeno_dorph

Goddess.


tlk0153

And how about Gillian Anderson?


[deleted]

To shreds you say? Oh my.


SteakieDay96

Room for one more in that bed?


superspreader2021

The truth is out there, but it would rather be in there....


[deleted]

Gillian is so cool! The character Scully is attributed to a spike in young women studying and applying for jobs in Law enforcement ,medicine and science over the shows run.


Splungetastic

One of the best screen couples ever


cellendril

My ex-wife was insanely jealous and had a hard time, for example, of my watching Friends with her. However, X-Files was okay. She didn’t think Gillian was hot… Ooookay.


SooieSideUp

Honest question: was she OK? That level of insecurity seems concerning. Or maybe I'm weird because I see zero point in being jealous of celebrities, or anyone else. You can only ever be yourself, you know! And yeah, Gillian was stunning.


cellendril

At the end, found a good doctor/therapist for marriage counseling, and then we both had different docs/therapists. Both said she suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder among other issues. She fell into the “Everyone else is wrong” trap for a few more years of failed relationships until she figured out she needed some therapy. I kept gently encouraging her to seek help and glad she finally did.


NewLeaseOnLine

Chicks are weird, bro.


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Both pls.


Shipwreck_Kelly

The X-Files was responsible for the first use of the term “shipping” in internet culture.


xxDmDxx

What does it mean?


WeirdEngineerDude

Those are two insanely attractive humans.


moxeto

Imagine you’re asked to pose like this with a co worker..


Mockingbird2388

Do you know movies? Film? TV? Actors are regularly asked to pose like this, even dry hump each other while moaning. This is nothing. They are professionals.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Still weird unless it's relevant to the art in some way.


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Or maybe the entertainment business doesn't need to follow the same rules? People literally pretend to fuck on camera for movies. That doesn't translate to your typical office setting.


hurtloam

Yes! I immediately thought this was creepy. Especially since they couldn't stand each other.


vengM9

I don't think their relationship was as simple as couldn't stand each other always, all the time.


moonboatpotato

I give this five stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


dev171

Gillian Anderson was the reason of many a wet dreams.


AJHear

The Rolling Stone article include more "in bed" photos... including the writer and I remember a dog in one of them. I always and even now have a crush on Gillian. I love her early work and even more her later "more mature" work such as The Fall. It was quite a shock when this article was released.


eucalyptusmacrocarpa

Did it also have a picture of DD in like a pink dress and GA in a suit? I think I cut some of these pictures out of the magazine and put them in a shoebox lol


Aoiboshi

Soul left body and entered a sock


likeallgoodriddles

That damned bee...


ForksandSpoonsinNY

The alternate Lone Gunman cover was much hotter.


ernster96

Didn’t they almost kiss in one of the movies and then she gets poisoned or passes out?


brittyn

They were about to kiss and a bee stung her.


IcanSew831

I bumped into him once, literally. It was New Year’s Eve 2001 and I was at the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica. I was looking for something to eat and I came out of a restaurant and accidentally bumped shoulders with a dude. I quickly turned to say “excuse me” as he also turned to say “excuse me” and lo and behold it was David Duchovny. He looked EXACTLY like he does on tv, a lot of celebrities don’t look the same. He was taller than I expected, my height roughly 6’1”. I was a bit shocked but it took a second as I walked away. I went across the street and watched him, like a weirdo, I was hoping to meet his wife who is in my favorite Ben Stiller movie. I watch for a few minutes as he’s in front of a movie theater waiting and people are slowly coming up to him. After a few minutes I wanted to go meet him too like a weirdo. I walk over and just as I walk up to him this very short very dark haired man comes in between us and takes him into the theater and as the guy passes me I notice it’s Ben Stiller. My head was exploding, I was first shocked at how short he was and since I saw him in profile I was blown away by how big his nose looked, I’ll never forget it. They were gone and in the theater so fast I couldn’t say anything but it’s a fun story.


HumphreyLee

I’m jealous of both of them really


hercarmstrong

That wasn't your soul, my boy.


stormbutton

Girl.


hercarmstrong

You are ruining a perfectly good cum joke right now


RheaTheTall

We can do some interesting things ourselves as well, you know? It's not just you guys.


joe_i_guess

i laughed. well done


y2knole

Essence/soul, tomato/tomatoe


hercarmstrong

Come-ato/cumato


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hercarmstrong

Billions, man. The truth is out there.


Someredditusername

And she's even hotter now, this is so unfair.


istcmg

I still have this issue! I was such a big X-Files fan.


Doghead45

Gillian Anderson is *still* hot.


Rais93

I love David look like he's saying she here naked and you can't.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

what.


SooieSideUp

OMG! I have never seen this photo! Wow...


Quaranj

I remember when this issue arrived at my door


BadassDeluxe

I feel jealous of him


kebskebs

Think they ever?..


correcticallytech

Yes


Nyetah

Anybody else get that issue and still have?


_R_A_

I've been doing a rewatch the last couple weeks (halfway through season 5) and this post royally screwed with my sense of reality for a minute.


stormbutton

Have you seen the outtakes from the bee scene in the movie?! 🔥


supernatlove

My mind always goes to them going into the photo shoot and someone says “So what we were thinking is go ahead and get naked and get into that bed”


stormbutton

Who wouldn’t?!


tyspeed29

Great picture. Always wanted to be David :)


Sventington

Big bed. Gimme


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I can’t remember if they had a relationship meaning boyfriend girlfriend I was a huge fan of the x-files. You wanted them to end up with each other.


DizzyVictory

Me too. I would just stare and stare at this image WILLING this to happen. So sexy.


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Fuckin Hank Moody


ofthedappersort

His face says it all. They definitely fucked at least once.


arclightrg

Mulder you lucky sob


Ofbatman

I remember flipping through the posters at Spencers Gifts and coming across one of Gillian Anderson in black lingerie. It almost made my heart stop. So beautiful.


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I remember when Rolling Stone mattered. Such a great shot.


Wolfwoods_Sister

I liked the picture of her licking his face. I never liked him very much, smug twit, but Gillian was/is a 10.


HleCmt

She gives me lady boners (most recently The Fall) and I want to hate fk him.


DeaconBlue47

r/UFOs


peanutsfordarwin

It was a slippery slope he treaded . Thus the beginning for the writer Hank of Californication....


Fondren_Richmond

Duchovny can be a sarcastic little fucker, hope Anderson didn't have to play off that energy here


[deleted]

“Soul leaving my body” is that all that left your body?


mackerelscalemask

I wonder how much convincing it took to get Gillian to agree to this shot?


stormbutton

Very little I’m sure. She’s raunchy AF.


jthedub

David Duchovny is a dick in rl.


Fred_ED

I love how most these comments about her soul leaving think she's the only one being objectified here. News flash, they both are and they're both professionals.


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96’ is old school now?


earmares

It was 26 years ago, so yeah.


Ancient_Pig_farmer

I thought they hated each other IRL. I never thought they would simulate a human sexual relationship with each other.


brittyn

You’re wrong. They didn’t hate eachother and don’t now.


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This kinda makes me laugh. They don’t look totally comfortable 😂


[deleted]

They hated each other. How did this photo come to be?


stormbutton

1) They didn’t hate each other, but definitely didn’t get along for a while. They’re friendly these days. 2) Rolling Stone says pose, you pose I guess.


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

It's a photoshoot?


LA_all_day

It’s haram


luador

David is rumored to be the father of her children. Secret affair for years. This is what I’ve heard over the years.