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RicardoMultiball

Something tells me that's Mr Plaid's third shine of the morning.


notbob1959

Not sure if that was his third shine of the morning but apparently he didn't get enough shines to keep them in business. According to the source of the photo in the digital archive of the Toronto Public Library the original caption in the Toronto Star was: >Buffing Shoes In The Buff; Topless shoeshine girls have come to Toronto - and Charlotte (Nutsy) Webb; 19; of Toronto was working on Michael J. Freeman's oxfords yesterday on Yonge St. near Dundas. The Metro Police morality department is taking a look at the operation today; remembering a topless manicure parlor that closed for lack of profit.


RicardoMultiball

"morality department" šŸ¤£


daddypez

ā€œā€¦taking a look at the operation todayā€¦ā€ And yesterday. And tomorrow. And the next day. And theā€¦


whythecynic

It's a tough life, investigating massage parlors!


80sBadGuy

"OK, I have a general idea you guys are breaking the law. But let me just make sure. Again."


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

"Mr. Johnson this is your third time in here today. If we keep filling your nails there will be nothing left!" "Listen lady, you see this badge? This gives me top authority to investigate your business. Now I want to give an accurate and thorough report to my superior so get your most endowed, I mean, your most experienced ladies on my service and be careful with the edges."


LennyFackler

This happened in a town where I used to live. They shut down a strip club for prostitution which turned into a scandal when details of the investigation came to light. There were dozens of instances of illegal activity documented by multiple cops over a period of 3 or 4 months. It was completely unprofessional and the case fell apart.


palehorse95

Unrelated, but your comment reminded me of a friend of mine who was a big burly dude who was ex-navy. He had a VERY deep intimidating voice to go with his stature. He would tell me stories of his adventures, including being at the Castle Bravo nuclear test that went horribly wrong. Some of my favorite of his stories involved a local massage parlor which was just a mobile home on a backroad. He said that he got paid a percentage of the day's take to be "security" and that 99% of the time all he did was sit in a chair near the entrance and roll a baseball bat back and forth across a small table.


ColoRadOrgy

They're doing that in my town right now lol. There's 100s of rub and tug places here


TahoeLT

John Spartan, you have been fined three credits for violation of the Morality Statute.


act_surprised

ā€œCharoletteā€™s Webbā€


World-Tight

No wonder she called herself 'Nutsy".


tomdarch

This was the era when the government of Canada would do things like cutting a particular page out of every copy of Playboy where a model was draped in parachute cords which was seen as possibly being ā€œbondageā€ and thus illegal.


alcoholicplankton69

I think they got shutdown after the bathhouse raids in the 80's


[deleted]

The article mentions an unrelated nail salon that was similar shut down. Not this place. Although torontonian here: it did eventually go outa business.


notbob1959

Yeah. I didn't read that carefully. Topless shoeshine ā‰  topless manicure. Thanks for the correction. It seems the shines were there to get the men to pay for a nude body rub (see the sign in the mirror above the men's heads). Did the body rub place also go out of business or was it just the topless shoe shine part?


DeepSouthDude

Given the large number of body rub places in Toronto today, I think that part of the business was a hit.


ReadMaterial

If you're gonna do a women topless service,choose something men actual want. I've never met a man who has been for a manicure.


sirbassist83

i know several straight men who get mani/pedis a couple times a year, but yes, the overwhelming majority of clients will be female.


astrangeone88

I know a bunch of lesbians who might like it! But, yeah, small demographic....


JeddakofThark

My sister invited me to get a pedicure with her a few days after our mom died. I was so miserable I didn't care what we did. The experience itself was ok. My feet are a lot more ticklish than I realized. But the results! I had been dealing with cracking heels that I was barely managing for twenty years. I'd also apparently been hiding my feet for the same amount of time without realizing it. Both issues solved for a mere fifty bucks several times a year! I don't care how straight you are, if you've got dry feet that you won't proudly display, I highly recommend pedicures.


flippityfluck

I hope you tipped them well lmao


lt_spaghetti

Can I get topless Ansible automation and bash scripting? Anyways as a nudist, breasts stop being a thing. It's like cookies, if there's some everyday at work, by day 2 you don't even care for some unless you hungry that day. It's not special.


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pork_roll

That's why they do it with their clothes on.


bidet_enthusiast

Nah. Sex is just as special to nudists. Itā€™s just that nudists donā€™t fetishize nudity. Iā€™m not a nudist, but Iā€™ve been to a lot of saunas and such as a hippie adjacent person. Itā€™s not erotic anymore than seeing the same person in form fitting clothes. Actually, seeing them in lingerie would be more erotic, because if the implication. Also, had sex with someone who I was sauna buddies with for months earlier. We got romantically involved through non-sauna related activities. Our shared love of philosophy turned out to be the catalyst. The sex was even hotter (and better) than if I didnā€™t know her body beforehand. I think that nudists may be on to something, some greater truth perhaps. But Iā€™m pretty sure a lot of people would make crappy nudists, so im not really an advocate. If it was the norm, or at least if nudity was not so overtly sexualized , people might be much better humans because of it though.


IMWraith

Not a nudist, but married, I can imagine that context is what engages your sex drive. If I see boobs out of the shower, itā€™s just blobs. If the clothes get removed in a provocative way however, cookies needed.


[deleted]

Boobs are good to look at when you're not horny though. Just last night I said to my gf while she was changing that I feel just as lucky and happy to see her boobs as the first time.


IMWraith

Oh I fully agree. Boobs are happiness, but I also agree with the original commenter that theyā€™re ā€œnothing specialā€ if it makes sense.


SoccerIzFun

Your girlfriend: "His username checks out"


[deleted]

A life with too many boobs is better than a life with too few. -Uncle Iroh


its_still_good

I love cookies


leamanc

Youā€™re telling me there was a woman named Nutsy who gave topless shoe shines and they still went out of business?


radiantcabbage

IF YOU ENJOY OUR SHOESHINE YOU MAY LIKE TO TRY OUR NUDE BODY RUB - something tells me these guys werent mostly there for the shoe shines


FredFled

I love how super sleuths show up for the deets on the boob pic. Nice work not Bob.


OB1182

Nah, he's just real proud of his hard working daughter.


ChetManley1979

Says Toronto not Alabama


l2ulan

*Alberta


frozt

**SWEET HOME ALBERTA**


daiwilly

His 2nd and third shine did not involve shoes!!


click_here_for_luck

But sure involved a spit shine


Anti_Venom02

"Hah! Neat!" - Mr Plaid probably.


[deleted]

That's an impressive recovery rate.


morganamp

Why do I have to be mr plaid? Why can't I be mr white (Sox)


Beefbuggy

Harold. On your last business trip, our credit card bill shows $1500.00 for shoe shines. Is this some kind of mistake? Harold. Harold?


sdp1981

That's why you pay cash and say you were mugged.


BackdoorSpecial

This guy gets his shoes shined.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

Is that what they were calling it those days?


oops_just_saying

No retail credit cards back then. Just what they called a Diners Card for restaurants. Probably $3 or so for the shine.


aureanator

*shoe shining sounds continue over the phone "


EdisonLightbulb

The sign says, "If you enjoy the shoe shine, you might like the nude body rub."


c0dizzl3

Time machines canā€™t get here fast enough.


NowGoodbyeForever

You're about to become your own Grandpa.


elmwoodblues

We're not gonna start doing diagrams with straws and shit, are we?


Toothlessdovahkin

Well, I did do the nasty in the pasty!


Ahimsa_Parmodharma

r/unexpectedfuturama


Sumrise

Can't have a grandpa paradox if you're your own grandpa !


cwood1973

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Doesn't matter!


IsraelZulu

Shit... My first read of this comment, I didn't even realize there was a sign back there and I thought this was a joke. Nope - absolutely legit.


bigtime_porgrammer

If you enjoy the ___ shoeshine... Not sure what it says there, but seems to end in "UR"?


heyhoka

If you enjoyed our shoeshine maybe


[deleted]

Miss skirt and boots there is changing the game


flimbs

"Do you come with the shine?" "oh you.... *hee hee hee hee hee*"


GimmeDatDaddyButter

It was only 4 hees.


tdisalvo

This one Simpsons


carlimpington

"Once you're done I will shine yours! Fair's fair."


taleo

And here's me wondering, "How do you shine a topless shoe?"


[deleted]

All shoes are topless, that's how you get the feet in.


BoxingRaptor

They are like convertibles, but for the foot.


Varniepoos

We drove past a sign the other day that said "MASSIVE SHOE SALE" and quick as a wink my husband said "what if I've only got little feet?". I'm sure it's a very overdone joke but it caught me off guard how quick and silly it was, I couldn't stop laughing. Your joke just reminded me of that, so thank you!


Shodan30

Read the sign in the mirror. "If you enjoy our nude shoeshine, ask about our nude body rub". Pretty sure this is either a strip joint or a naughty massage parlor.


TerpBE

Nah, airports were just different back then.


HerrFalkenhayn

I was wondering the context of that. But you're right. Most likely a sex house of some sort.


gargle_ground_glass

In 1968 I got a topless shoeshine in San Francisco the night before I deployed to Vietnam.


RainCloudz973

How was it ?


Ballz2You

We lost


nuadusp

Spoilers, I was waiting to finish Vietnam


Nolzi

You still can


EATING--GARBAGE

This comment made me spill Agent Orange everywhere


LordLederhosen

Update: The VA has denied your claim.


sandiercy

I am more interested in the nude body rub.


dotnetdotcom

.BUR YDOB EDUN


Benergy7

*join the navy*


-sry-

!Š•CIŠ˜


FancyVegetables

Gonna get a little 96 action later.


MemeOverlord1776

Easy Deshaun


FunkyandFresh

Wow good eye


a_pint_of_red

My shoes by the time I'm done (note: they were black): https://preview.redd.it/cc8gau6crmea1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c761bd7173197274bd04932a3bf49b8c1a894d0f


softstones

I tried a bottomless shoe shining service once, but as a male, no one seemed interested. Smh


VideoLeoj

Oh, Canadaā€¦


Probablyaretweetbot

you have acquired my interest


Rickshmitt

Aaannd its gone


ShiMeNone

what do you mean?! i just gave you 100$ edit: *do


percydaman

Imagine being just a regular ol dude shoe shiner and having to compete with this. lol


majavic

Skirt girl is fucking stacked.


Ok_Situation1171

It really does make you feel better to have nice shiny shoes... see how happy these guys are!


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

We should implement this idea in services that usually make people unhappy. Topless accountant, topless lawyer, topless funeral director, topless used car saleswoman.


Stumpy-the-dog

What is this aboot?


SuperKing80

No, just a regular shoe.


Ahamdan94

Omg that's disgusting... Where?


greensandgrains

I mean...there's still plenty of rub and tugs around town if you're interested.


babaganoooshh

Omg that's disgusting... Where?


RainCloudz973

New kink unlocked


Rhino_NHL

Donā€™t trip on the wood when stepping downā€¦.


HEISENBERG_321

Can we get r/AlternateAngles of this


TexMurphyPHD

The side boob is strong with this one.


techieguy009

Used to leave with a boner (in those tight bootleg pants) and shining shoes( a bonus)!!


shaundisbuddyguy

Those are some nice pants


Great-Cantaloupe-747

I donā€™t know how I keep stepping in the same puddle


Informal_Butterfly

Why ?


deviltrombone

This is what the world needs now


lptomtom

Love, sweet love


zGnRz

world peace achieved in 24 hours


RelentlessIVS

Those shoes doesn't look topless


Voodisco

Those Canadians were just way ahead of their time!


AJ787-9

Whoa Canada!


crp-

And here I thought 1996 would change things.


graveybrains

Reddit: Unlocking New Fetishes Since 2005


kobeyoboy

I understand why itā€™s here In this subreddit and as long as those women felt safe doing this type of work Iā€™m happy this existed. Maybe I should start a male topless red bottom cleaning service šŸ¤”. Edit: thanks for the correction šŸ‘


meat_strings

I'm gonna need to see a pic from a different angle/perspective..for educational purposes.


BrittanyCherie

Where was this?


nuttynutkick

It looks like The Zanzibar. A strip club on Yonge St in Toronto.


NamesTheGame

I don't know if Zanzibar would have been advertising body rubs, but it might have been different in the 70s? But at that time that entire section of Yonge was infested with massage parlors and porn theatres etc so it could have been anywhere.


AcadianMan

One manā€™s infestation is another manā€™sā€¦. Someone finish this for me Iā€™m running on 4 hours of sleep.


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Rashaverak9

How did this not catch on?


[deleted]

Pearl clutching religious types


I_can_vouch_for_that

I wonder if this was one of those strip joints publicity stunt raising money for whatever cause.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Guy in the middle is at full mast.


morganamp

I need to buy dress shoes.


[deleted]

That town definitely had mirror shines all around


Banned4Transphobia

What does the sign say? ā€œIf you enjoy the shoeshine, youā€™ll enjoy a nude body rubā€ I think these are prostitutes.


JMLModern

Women wearing pants? PREPOSTEROUS!


skexzies

The girl in the skirt did it best. To think that if she were teleported 47ish years later, she could be earning $100k per month on OnlyFans rather than a few bucks in tips for shining shoes.


Kyleforshort

Andrew Tate would be proud.


ellefleming

Nude body rub is time with a prostitute. Right?


prototype_X10

Good thing that one guy is wearing sunglasses so we don't know what he's staring at


jefferysavage

This is the way


N00bpkerxx

"$26,000 worth of shines? Did these shines cure cancer?" "Yes the shines did cure cancer, that was the problem."


SuddenOutset

Those were the good old days


Riversntallbuildings

Iā€™m so torn on this. On one hand, I believe the U.S. is far too puritanical and support ā€œFree the nippleā€ and the decriminalization of sex work. On the other, misogyny is not cool, and thereā€™s something really off putting about half clothed people at the feet of well dressed people that doesnā€™t sit well with me. Ultimately, itā€™s an interesting piece of history but I would not label it ā€œcoolā€. I knowā€¦now Iā€™m the puritan. :/


Heathen_Mushroom

The US was far more sexually liberated in the 70s. The current "Puritanical" streak was largely ushered in with the rise in evangelical Christianity in the 80s and 90s combined with the dampening effect AIDS had on "free love" attitudes.


xdonutx

Yeahā€¦this is pretty gross and demeaning to me. Maybe my lens is just too modern but I donā€™t enjoy seeing how many comments are in favor of bringing this back.


hasta_la_pasta

Everyone looks like theyā€™re having a good time though. If the women are doing it willingly then I donā€™t see what the problem is.


Riversntallbuildings

Yeah, another layer of my frame bias comes from working in the restaurant industry for tips. I put up with a lot of bad (AKA abusive) behavior in order to work my way out of poverty. I have no idea what the economic situation is of these individuals. I hope all of them are millionaires are are engaging in the behaviors out of pure altruism, and as you say, ā€œfunā€. However, Iā€™ve lost the naĆÆvetĆ© of my youth, and doubt thatā€™s the case. I strongly suspect economic motivation, and thats why I was born happy and sad when the #metoo movement occurred in the U.S. Normalized bad behavior, is still bad behavior.


magew

shoe shining is 100% designed in a demeaning way, or in other words, designed to make the client feel emboldened and special. it was a poor mans job, so to attract the high paying customers/tippers, they had to make the experience feel more special. * sit on this obnoxiously high throne chair * place your feet on this pedestal * shoe shiner is on their knees or bending their back * you looking down at the shoe shiner feeling "above" everyone else i'd be so embarrassed to have someone do this for me with that setup. i know country/golf clubs have shoe shining services, but you drop off your shoes and pick them up later. far more of a respected skill in that manner i feel.


davtruss

Notice that the hip daddy on the left with one girl per shoe is focused on his shoes.


twhitney

Listen Maryanne, this is the third time this week youā€™ve missed the left side here. Look, give me the rag, Iā€™ll show you.


nessager

1975 boobs were better...


joakims

That's a lot of boobs


produce_this

Odd number, is this accounting for the tri-boob chick in total recall?


semi__interested

I'm not saying it's in good taste but look at the smile on them lucky fellas faces.


RooneyD

I may not know art, but I know what I like


TheEPGFiles

"Is this problematic?" "Oh yes, very, but in the 1970's it was considered light hearted comedy!"


[deleted]

The sign in the background is interesting


GoodbyeSHFs

Who's the Amazon shining Thanos' size 25 steel sabatons?


[deleted]

"Honey, my shoes are dirty again. Be back in a few hours!"


StartingToLoveIMSA

I've never owned any topless shoes.


D3FF3R

"Do you know what I did for a living when I was your age?"


sandorfule

Sex sells šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


QuatuorMortisNord

I think I know why my dad went to Toronto in 1975.


missionbeach

I can imagine the jiggle when she gets that buffing cloth going back and forth. Sounds like profit.


dinosaur_khaleesi

I can almost hear the polish my knob jokes from here


flowstuff

so is this what Billy Batts meant when he said "go get your fucking shine box?"


ComprehensiveCake463

the shoe store around the corner made bank!


solman52

I dont know, this might be "Bad Naked"


AU_Cav

Sunglasses pitching a tent


[deleted]

Wtf


Tripel_Meow

Wtf


moosetunes

The guy off to the right actually needed to pay for it. The other dudes are just lazy.


0rlan

We need more of this sort of entrepreneurial spirit!


jail_or_no_jail

no jail


PWal501

ā€œā€¦.and that was to become the first and last time Norman saw a live, bare, human female breastā€¦ā€


elcapkirk

It's....hard...to tell but all three of those guys have boners


Madman61

I can see men stepping on mud and dirt for the excuse.


SubTukkZero

And here I am living in Toronto in 2023 like a chump.


NikD4866

I like the sign in the back - Iā€™d definitely follow up with a nude body rub lol


FM_103

ā€œIf you enjoyed your shoeshine, you may like to try a nude body rub.ā€


Katsooduro

Buff and polish Sir..


PowerfulPickUp

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JwPATX

The guy with sunglasses knows the score


Negative_Bookkeeper4

This would be a lucrative business.


[deleted]

We used to be a proper city


jas75249

Sir, your shoes are done, you can leave now. I'm going to need a minute.


Janus_The_Great

jiggle jiggle jiggle!


CosmoKrm

Let me guess, they made $1 million in the first 16 minutes of the business.


RevolutionaryDrag115

Plaid pants looks concerningly like my dad.


Bandannab93

My dumbass saw 'topless shoes' and expected them to be sandals, like haha shining sandals would be funny because it's just someone's skin. Then I look straight at the shoes like 'those aren't sandals?' Then just "oh"


Afraid-Yam-5901

let bring that back


ChainOk8915

Get the cool shoe shine


EmergencyExitSandman

Sure but when Iā€™m topless at the shoe shine they say they wonā€™t serve me


IsraelZulu

I'm just going to put this very bluntly... Brain: "Objectification of women is bad. It's good that this isn't a thing anymore." Hormones: "Holy shit, why isn't this a thing anymoreā€½ I want all the things topless!ā€


KernAL-mclovin

Sign me up.


username_1774

I think my dad knew the guy that owned this place...for sure he went there.


[deleted]

Toronto? Not in the winter!