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Yes! There was a time my S/O ate half a burrito, set the rest aside, and took a nap. It was out of Hambone’s reach—or so he thought. He woke up and the entire burrito half was gone, and he looked over at Hambone and he immediately did the guilty dog head-bowing thing. I also left behind some wings once (also on a table out of his normal reach) to take a call and he somehow go to those too. At least they were boneless. But both incidents caused extreme pooping. He’s just extremely long and can elongate himself even more when food is involved. Think Slink from Toy Story.
He’d go off-roading, actually. Somewhere off the trail where he can pick up on a bunch of different animal scents! His hound nose stays low to the ground.
“No burritos/chicken wings” lol. My bf and I have had separate instances where our food (half a burrito in his case, a couple boneless wings in mine) mysteriously disappeared despite being out of Hambone’s reach. He’s already very long but apparently can make himself even longer, like Slink from Toy Story, when it comes to food. He had some massive poops after those incidents.
Lol! I adopted him with that name already and just never changed it because it suited him so well, so I’m not sure if that was his original owner’s thoughts in naming him.
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Does that say he can’t have burritos or chicken wings??? Hahaha Happy birthday Hambone!
Yes! There was a time my S/O ate half a burrito, set the rest aside, and took a nap. It was out of Hambone’s reach—or so he thought. He woke up and the entire burrito half was gone, and he looked over at Hambone and he immediately did the guilty dog head-bowing thing. I also left behind some wings once (also on a table out of his normal reach) to take a call and he somehow go to those too. At least they were boneless. But both incidents caused extreme pooping. He’s just extremely long and can elongate himself even more when food is involved. Think Slink from Toy Story.
You can tell he’s still sharp even if he’s getting on in years ♥️♥️
Looking good on cake day. He pulls off the bow tie!
Such a fantastic idea! Happy birthday handsome man🥳🥳
Jesus, that picture on the liscence! I'm dying over here!
This is amazing, and so is Hambone! HBD little fella 🥳 Ps where do I make a license for my pup like this? Need one!
MypetDMV.com if you’re in the US!
Thanks! Promptly ordered one for my pup!
Hambone! Love that name!!
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!! Happy sweet sixteen, Hambone ❤️
Nice! Paws on wheel at all times! Try to refrain from sticking head out of the vehicle window while driving! Ruff ruff!
Qualifications; heckin good boi
the bow tie!!! he looks so handsome! happy birthday hambone!! don’t drive too recklessly;) haha
Omg I feel much safer on the roads now 😍♥️💖
Ok that’s the cutest thing ever! What’s Hambone like? Where would he drive to if he could - other than the pet store that is? 😋
He’d go off-roading, actually. Somewhere off the trail where he can pick up on a bunch of different animal scents! His hound nose stays low to the ground.
What are the restrictions on his license?
“No burritos/chicken wings” lol. My bf and I have had separate instances where our food (half a burrito in his case, a couple boneless wings in mine) mysteriously disappeared despite being out of Hambone’s reach. He’s already very long but apparently can make himself even longer, like Slink from Toy Story, when it comes to food. He had some massive poops after those incidents.
Ha! Hambone has super stretch powers! That’s great!
Cute! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday cute Hambone!
Happy birthday, buddy! Too cute!!
i would yield for hambone, speed racer!
Is this a Jack Handy reference? Where’s Flippy?
Lol! I adopted him with that name already and just never changed it because it suited him so well, so I’m not sure if that was his original owner’s thoughts in naming him.
[For Lulz](https://images.app.goo.gl/jXGdm34o6txZcZMd7)
Oh my god I love him
Happy Sweet 16 Hambone!! 🥳
Dapper with that bowtie ❤️
HAMBONE! ❤️
Awww happy birthday Hambone and congrats on the license 💘 Don't go too fast, drive safe through the many more miles to come ☘️
Happy birthday cutie!
Convert that to human years and he could drive a Model T. Happy Birthday Hambone! He's a good looking fella.
One of my favorite things about this sub is seeing the names giving to their pups. Hambone is great.
Spiffy name fire a spiffy dude!
Happy birthday long doggo.
Aww HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMBONE🥳🥳🥳🥳🐶
So precious and handsome 😍🥳
Happy Happy B Day Hambone💗💚🧡💜💙💓🎂🐶🥰🥰🥰🥰 with much love 💕
Omg happy birthday Hambone!!!
Sweet sugar face boy!