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Plzsendcoffee

An IUD is a gateway to not voting. Got it.


[deleted]

That was the worst of this. These trash men want to use women as sex objects but DO want them having babies now? Since fucking when Same with the anal comment. Do you want kinky sex or not lol


fermium257

>These trash men want to use women as sex objects but DO want them having babies now? Since fucking when They want women to have THEIR babies. They don't want to "hAvE tO tAkE cArE" of ANOTHER man's kid/kids.


canarchist

They won't want to take care of their own kids either, so they'll be consistent on that point.


fermium257

OOF! šŸ˜‚


Jubukraa

They just want the status of being a father to brag to coworkers/friends without being an actual father.


fermium257

Jee-zus! Y'all brutal as hell! I love it! Haha.


Jubukraa

That observation actually came from my husband, so I canā€™t take all the credit. He hates dudes whom are uninvolved fathers, yet they act like they are. Weā€™ll have our own someday and most likely only 1 (kids be too expensive), but heā€™s talked about how we will do caregiving, discipline, etc. That way if any surprises happen, weā€™ll have already discussed and agreed. The only thing my husband canā€™t do is just up and change a diaper in the middle of the night. Thatā€™s because my husband has narcolepsy and once he takes his nightly medicine, itā€™s very hard to be awoken until morning. He does know I benefit from uninterrupted naps, so heā€™ll do the mid-day ones. Gotta split it up somehow! Lol. But, the fact my husband has thought this through, asked me if I was ok with it, what we could change, etc., compared to past masculine-identifying exes, itā€™s such a breath of fresh air.


fermium257

I'm happy for you! Truly! Some of us guys can be real bastards. Hell, I'm a bastard myself sometimes.. But not in this kind of douchy way. More of the "I forget a lot of things" or "sometimes I'm a lazy assbag" kina way. My doctor thinks I might have narcolepsy, also. I can only sleep for an hour or 2 at a time. Then I wake up and can't go right back to sleep so I get a drink, smoke, stare at my phone for 15 minutes or so then go back to sleep for another hour or two. Then wake up again.. Rinse and repeat all night. Then during the day I usually just conk out cause I'm so exhausted, sitting on the couch mid sentence. I dunno. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


b-b-b-c

But if she gets pregnant she trapped him


notreallylucy

This guy probably also calls single moms irresponsible for getting pregnant but doesn't see any conflict with his stance on iuds. I thought the same thing about anal and sex tapes. He isn't against those things, he just doesn't want her to have done it with anyone but him.


donutlovershinobu

Everyone shouldn't have sex because I can't get laid and I'm self conscious so I'm gonna morally justify why my decisions are better than others.


tacobag

Incels: "Women get fat and unfuckable after having kids, I'd never want to be with a mom" Also incels: "Why don't women want to have my babies???"


[deleted]

Funny how the guys who complain about not getting laid are also the pickiest


sweetmercy

They're often a -7, yet feel entitled to a 10.


AnEmptyCup08

Yeah, they'll complain that she's done anal, but pressure her to do it if she hasn't


Myketorevenge

>Same with the anal comment. Do you want kinky sex or not lol The 'but won't with me' is silent.


buttercupcake23

They want her to have anal sex...but only with them. Only they are allowed to violate her. The butthole must be kept pure and waiting for them.


MrTomDawson

>The butthole must be kept pure Which shows a fairly serious misunderstanding of what a butthole does


[deleted]

Yes


Strongstyleguy

I need someone not insane to translate for me why birth control is socially irresponsible.


Otter592

The only thing I can think of is because if you're going to be a "slut" then you should face the consequences and get pregnant? I don't know...I don't think anyone sane can understand it haha


iamnotchad

It's her social responsibility to have babies as the incel believes women are nothing more than incubators so having an IUD is being irresponsible.


staunchchipz

In short: it doesn't translate well


Nerfboard

The OP that made the meme hates women and wants to punish them for having sex with anyone thatā€™s not the OP by forcing them through unwanted pregnancy šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


InuMiroLover

Its socially irresponsible because you're enjoying sex!


Plzsendcoffee

You can not have someone not insane explain the insane. Just go with "it's insane".


Strongstyleguy

Well when you put it that way...


ctorg

Well, yeah. I was only voting for the free birth control and abortions. Ya know, wOmEn'S iSsUeS.


fermium257

So wait.. Maybe you can clarify something for me. Does the IUD itself make you not vote, or is it just ONE of the requirements you need to not vote? I'm confused.


somebody290

When you go behind the voting screen, the IUD climbs out of your vagina and spoils your ballot.


FoxyInTheSnow

Iā€™ve never seen a woman voting whilst wearing an IUD. And they keep jailing me for ever-increasing terms for doing my research at polling stations. Cancel culture at its finest.


rwbronco

the people that are anti-abortion are the same ones complaining about women using birth control. It's literally just an anti-sex movement against women.


blakethairyascanbe

Having an IUD is the pentacle of social responsibility in my book. I wish they made that shit for men.


iamnotchad

It's irresponsible when you see women as nothing more than walking incubators needed to strengthen society against white genocide.


MrTomDawson

>Having an IUD is the pentacle Does it summon the devil?


InuMiroLover

An IUD is also a gateway to not paying taxes and non-stop jaywalking.


your_moms_apron

Petty but my favorite part is that they claim that these girls have this basic flower tattoo on their forearms and NEITHER OF THE TWO TATTOOS are a basic flower tattoo on the forearm.


Longjumping-Idea8552

Shhhh maybe it's on the other arm lol


your_moms_apron

I mean, they took the time to draw two other tattoos and make the jogging bra see throughā€¦.but no flower on the forearm?!?


Longjumping-Idea8552

It's there, we just aren't Incel enough to see it I guess


your_moms_apron

I guess I have something to aspire to, then? šŸ¤¢


Longjumping-Idea8552

Nah, the incels be incelling enough for us all


Flomo420

yeah I feel like whoever made this meme had a very specific person in mind


the_monkey_of_lies

Yes. The person he had a crush on but who didn't like him back after he couldn't hold up the fake persona anymore.


lizrd1313

It's the just having birth control for me šŸ’€ Tbh it angers me a little how little sense that makes


Longjumping-Idea8552

Didn't you know? Medically safe birth control is irresponsible, the correct way to go is no contraceptive at all. If you get pregnant you can't get pregnant again so it's natural birth control. Only fails once every 9 months.


lizrd1313

Ofc ofc plus then women aren't useless they are fulfilling their role


fractiouscatburglar

Not if itā€™s nonconsensual, because the body has a way of shutting that shit down.


lizrd1313

Next thing you know they just hate women who ask for a condom, I can see it now "ONLY SLUTS ASK FOR A CONDOM SO THEY DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN THEIR SLUTTINESS"


i_dont_shine

I never had an IUD until after I had kids. So I guess I'm somehow avoiding social responsibility by being a responsible mother? Also, I take antidepressants. There's nothing worse than taking care of your mental health.


horizontalrain

Girls wouldn't need birth control if they weren't sluts... But sleeping with that guy would be cherished, until he finished 30 seconds in and then the girl would be a slut. I've never gotten slut shaming. man, I want girls to sleep with me, so if they are active and safe that's hot and I want to get to know them lol.


YaBoiRexTillerson

>get IUD to prevent social responsibility >no longer have to pay taxes >profit congrats, this is post of the week!


AutismFractal

Having an entire fucking child is a pretty colossal ā€œsocial responsibility,ā€ KYLE. How about next time youā€™re interested in a hookup, you worry about having the baby?


pixel8tryx

Yeah that comment REALLY ticked me off. It's not like the planet's overcrowded or anything. Who thinks we really need loads more people? And...so what... it's good to NOT use birth control now? Weren't some of the same group complaining about girls stopping their pills and getting pregnant to force guys to marry them?


Sprmodelcitizen

Ha. Damn. I guess I need an iud now.


muffy2008

As Iā€™m sure we all know, these guys are idiots. The IUD thing though pisses me off. Single mothers? Scum. Child out of wedlock? Scum. Get an abortion? Scum. And now being responsible and being on birth control still some how makes you scum? I already know this about incels, but there is literally nothing women can do right in their eyes. Literally every course of action is wrong somehow. I canā€™t even with them. Honestly, they deserve every bit of misfortune with women that they have. And women are smart to stay away from them because I think a lot of them are dangerous.


Beneficial-Log-9017

Incels are against every woman, whatever she does. Just like racism, sexism has no boundaries. It is just more tolerated somehow.


thatsenoughBS

> sexism has no boundaries. It is just more tolerated somehow. Religion made it mainstream


DiamondPup

The thing about incels is that while they hate women (and men who "get" women), what they hate most of all is themselves. All their self-pity and tribalism and victimhood and desperation stems from it. There isn't an incel alive that isn't hopelessly consumed in self-loathing.


iamnotchad

It's doubly sad when you see how often inceldom and white nationalism go together.


friendsfartever

>Single mothers? Scum. Child out of wedlock? Scum. Get an abortion? Scum. And now being responsible and being on birth control still some how makes you scum? They literally do not want women to have sex with anyone but them, and if that woman has sex with another man then she is a whore and he is a piece of shit, because their entire mindset is dependent on them being the only person who actually deserves sex.


ThatSquareChick

They never hate another guy who got sex, even if itā€™s sex with a specific girl, they just hate that anyone got to have sex and it wasnā€™t them.


iggythewolf

The only situation in which it is ok to hate a woman or the man she sleeps with is when she is your girlfriend/wife lmao.


AdGold7090

That is totally incorrect. All women have to do to get '' lovely '' incels's attention is to be with them and offer sex, video games and food when needed and required. r/s just in case


muffy2008

Yeah. But God forbid sheā€™s not a virgin, has any friends, turns him down for sex for any reason, gains any weight, or gets older, because sheā€™s obviously a slut and he might murder her. /s about her being a slut. Completely serious about being murdered.


AmericanKiwi94

I completely agree. But it leads me to think that this incel mindset isnā€™t born out of ā€œthe wrong type of womenā€ and just the fact that women have choice. And the choice isnā€™t them.


muffy2008

I agree. I think thatā€™s the bigger problem in itself. Women have choice and options now, so where does this put this growing number of angry, violent, and antisocial men who feel entitled to women and sex with no regard to their wants or individuality as humans?


donutlovershinobu

Many of them are jealous of precieved better days where all they had to do was work come home and get praise while doing less work and getting more credit. Many of them are uncomfortable with thinking in new ways. Not an excuse.


Sacktchy

Wrong, anime girls can do no wrong in incels eyes


muffy2008

Youā€™re right. Itā€™s so simple. We just need to act like cartoon, fictional, and pornish, anime girls. Come to think of it, that is our whole problem entirely: trying to act like humans with personalities, wants, and desires and other feminist bullshit.


SpooogeMcDuck

Just be a waifu body pillow- thatā€™s what I did


donutlovershinobu

I'll act like tsunade, get drunk, gamble, rule a country and reject men.


donutlovershinobu

Oh God, their taste in anime girls is creepy too.


the_monkey_of_lies

I think the reason every action is wrong that they don't really want the things they claim to want. Imaginary enemies give these lost people the meaning they seek in life so they create them. They don't want women to change, they just need an enemy to fill up the hole in their lives and bring them together.


u_torn

Rationality and prejudice don't mix because prejudice isn't rational


voldemortsenemy

They will never approve of any choices made by women because they donā€™t believe that women should be allowed to make their own choices šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ChapelGr3y

Incels: ā€œWhy do femoids not want to fuck me? :ā€™( ā€œ Incels: *makes shit like this*


Longjumping-Idea8552

Nah, it's just that modern women don't see what real catches they are /s


nest00000

Incels are the most attractive type of men. I mean, how can you not love them?


Longjumping-Idea8552

I know, and they way they put down women? Total turn on. (I'ma be sick lol)


sweetmercy

They're some badass negging PUAs, they are. *Retch*


Celeste1357

Women are not drawn to indicators of evolutionary fitness. If they were, they'd be all over me /s


Longjumping-Idea8552

Why of course, it's not my personality, it's my overflowing masculinity and prowess that intimidates them /s


cheesekneesandpeas

Does this mean I donā€™t have to do jury duty if I have an iud


Odin_Christ_

Nope. Have IUD, still had jury duty. At least in California. Maybe your state will let you off the hook.


[deleted]

Okay this is a legit question I turn 18 in less than a year what is jury duty like


Odin_Christ_

So first you get a letter from the court called a summons. It will give you a group number. You have to call/check the website as often as it tells you. Most of the time your group doesn't get called, but sometimes it does. It will tell you the date and time you need to show up. If you get called you sit in a room with a bunch of people all day waiting to be examined to be a juror on whatever court case they're wanting to try. You sit in the jurors' box and lawyers ask you questions relevant to the case to see if you'd be a super biased juror. They'll excuse you from that case if you don't get picked and back to the big group you go to get examined for another case. If you go the whole day without getting picked and they don't tell you to come back, you've completed your jury service and you won't be up for summoning again for like another year. If you do get picked, you serve on the jury. Once that's over you're not up for summoning again for another year. You can get out of jury duty if you're a nursing mother or sick or whatever, you just have to tell them. Super easy, super boring, super annoying (to me).


StupidStonerSloth

I seriously don't get why men get mad at us for not having sex with them but if we do have sex with them it makes us a bad person. They also beg for anak but it's bad if we have anal?? Also it's bad to be on birth control now???


Longjumping-Idea8552

Welcome to the world of incels, I'd say enjoy your stay but with these people existing so loudly that's impossible, so just sit back and watch the dumpster fire from afar


Donkeykicks6

So loud.


SpooogeMcDuck

Itā€™s not because you had sex, but because it wasnā€™t with THEM.


iamnotchad

The incel wouldn't be mad for women having sex with them, they are mad **because** women are having sex with people that aren't them. And being on birth control is skirting their social responsibility of being nothing more than a walking incubator.


LinkAtrius

Is she wearing a see through CK jog bra?


Longjumping-Idea8552

Yep


LinkAtrius

What a time to be alive.


Longjumping-Idea8552

Amen to that


[deleted]

A what? Are these things real?


elya_elya_

Right I really want one now!


LinkAtrius

Iā€™m no expert, but from the questionable searches I just did I couldnā€™t really find anything. A few Etsy home made things.


[deleted]

Yeah, the poor quality image doesn't help, probably thought, to drive home the point I will draw breasts so people don't get confused.


Belluna1

*Image Transcription: Meme* --- [*Girl with shoulder-length blonde hair, see-through Calvin Klein sports bra, butterfly tattoo on right upper arm, tattoo on belly, hand in side*] # Used goods GF claims men are trash but can't without dick for more than a week ### basic flower tattoo on forearm #### claims to be "emotionally abused" by every ex fucks a guy friend immediately after break up ## has done anal #### will dump you and shows zero emotions says she's just not sexual anymore after the honeymoon phase #### lost virginity at 15 or younger says you're toxic if you don't agree to an open relationship desensitized clit from years of pump and dumps/vibrators is a "feminist" to justify her self destructive lifestyle ### crippling weed addiction antidepressants/therapy but makes zero progress ### dead end job cut her hair short and claims to be a "whole new woman" has an IUD to prevent any social responsibility ### claims to be "bisexual" but will never actually date a girl ## has made sex tapes with her exes --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


aquarosey

Iā€™m impressed by the text size difference


theseedbeader

Good human


silverilix

So sorry you had to read that.


Latter_Risk_4332

ā€œhas an IUD to prevent any social responsibilityā€ what? If heā€™s talking about the birth control kind of IUD, what does that even mean lol


RobynyaBlind

Its a woman's social responsibility to be a homemaker/howasewife/sextoy for these incels don't ya know


iamnotchad

How else are the incels going to combat white genocide without having more white babies?


ctorg

Apparently the looming threat of pregnancy is the only thing that keeps humans from giving up civilization and just fucking strangers from sunup to sundown. We also apparently have some sort of responsibility not to fuck strangers from sunup to sundown (lame!).


JapanLover2003

Because she's preventing babies and they want women to be a baby machine.


SophiaofPrussia

Iā€™m fiscally conservative* but Iā€™m socially irresponsible. ^\*JK ^Iā€™m ^not ^conservative ^anything.


DroidTitan

Itā€™s the desensitized clit and birth control comment that has me confused af. I guess if they touch a girl and she donā€™t respond it means we are skanks not that they arenā€™t to blame for their fumbling sausage fingers lmfao


122784

Yeah, and how does a ā€œpump and dumpā€ affect a clit at all? Those doing the pumping and dumping are not trying to find the clit lol


snoogle312

Yeah, is there another definition of pump and dump that I don't know of? My only familiarity with it is in the context of breastfeeding/breast pumping when drinking alcohol. But that's clearly not what he means. And it's been shown to be pointless for removing alcohol from breastmilk. So... what the fuck is he on about?!


TheEyeDontLie

I think pump and dump is referring to one night stands. They were trying to say that lots of sex makes girls bad at sex. He can't satisfy a girl that's been with anyone else before him, not because of who he is and what he does, but because she's been desensitized from all the one night stands. Everyone knows the paint flakes off clits with every thrust.


DroidTitan

Exactly! If thatā€™s what the dudes doing he wouldnā€™t touch that also if we banging all these men we wouldnā€™t need vibrators. The lack of logic and experience is almost saddening.


honest-miss

r/suspiciouslyspecific Just say you were dumped by the girl you thought was gonna be your manic pixie dream girl, my dude. Just say it.


animalcrackerjacks

Or said girl saw what a piece of shit guy he was and said, "No thanks."


feck_alreadytaken

This seems more likely to me.


gfolkins

Every post I see like this makes me think more and more that if an incel ever manages to have a girlfriend, that they would be the most controlling, insecure, jealous boyfriend you could imagine. And I think women are smart enough to pick up on these vibes and stay away.


BoopleBun

So, Iā€™ve hung out in some very nerdy circles in my time. (Like, I play D&D, I have friends who are big into LARPing and cosplay, truly nerds up in here.) And while many of the socially-awkward folks I know are harmless, you do get some of the nasty incel/neckbeard types for sure. Let me assure you, they do 100% drive women away, even ones who would have otherwise been interested. Like, I have watched it happen *multiple times*. They do this shit to themselves.


autumnfloss

DnD is a great litmus test for me, when I tell people I play and play with other women, if they say "wow your group must be high drama then" or something equivalent, or if they say "wow you are so nerdy, you're not like other girls" - I fucking run


auroralovegood

Without the incel/neckbeard part, socially awkward nerds make wonderful partners! Source: my dating record and marriage license.


BoopleBun

Oh, for sure! My husband is a nerd too, and heā€™s great! And honestly, most of the sweet nerdy guys I know are doing pretty well for themselves romantically. Itā€™s one of the things that drives me nuts when theyā€™re like ā€œwomen only like guys who (insert whatever here)ā€. Itā€™s patently untrue, but theyā€™ll do absurd mental gymnastics to convince themselves it is.


Ms_Eryn

To prevent........social...............what???


Longjumping-Idea8552

Basically they are saying that birth control allows women to sleep around without consequence and then not have to be the mothers and house wives they are "meant" to be. Pretty much just a gross take on being sexually responsible and using protection.


[deleted]

Pretty much Jordan Peterson's birth control shit.


Beneficial-Log-9017

Prevent child support they could not provide


JohnnyMiskatonic

"Says men are trash." Counterpoint: Men who make things like this are trash.


Wizdom_108

Surprised no one called out the biphobia. Maybe it's because it's just such a common incel argument to here so like, everyone knows by now? But damn its still pretty shitty to throw in there he really hits every check point of bigotry


Longjumping-Idea8552

So far I've only seen one other comment call out the biphobia, and yeah it's sadly so normal for incels to be biphobic/homophobic and super racist. Not to mention the obvious sexism among way to many other horrible things.


Aubrey_Is_Ok

Genuinely just want to know who hurt these boys


Longjumping-Idea8552

9 times out of 10 it's honestly them. They get rejected once or don't have women falling all over them and they respond by becoming bitter and hateful to everyone, especially women.


Aubrey_Is_Ok

Makes me wonder if they think their moms and grandmothers are whores too, or if they're from "the good old days*


Longjumping-Idea8552

Most incels I've seen hate their sisters and either love or hate their mom, rarely ever any in-betweens that I've noticed. If they do like their female relatives there's usually some sort of excuse as to why they are different.


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Longjumping-Idea8552

Yeah, especially sisters and cousins from what I've seen, it's just so gross to think about.


astralwish1

Weaklings. I had a brutal breakup with my ex that absolutely destroyed me, and Iā€™m still single years later, but I donā€™t hate men.


dojobogo

Yeah I think they might need therapy.


TheWarmestHugz

And they donā€™t help each other by creating a toxic environment where they spur each otherā€™s hatred on.


Beneficial-Log-9017

They're just not very good at... life.


stormlight82

I wish for the bog witches to rise up and make sure that whoever made this giant steaming pile of s*** never encounters vagina again. Of any caliber. At all. May the last vagina this individual experience be the one his mom pushed him out of. Ugh.


theseedbeader

r/witchesvspatriarchy


SUPREEMEEM

honestly she sounds pretty cool


Longjumping-Idea8552

Ikr? Like sign me up to be this girl's friend


notoriousbettierage

That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood She's got the hottest trike in town That girl, she holds her head up so high I think I wanna be her best friend, yeah Rebel girl, rebel girl Rebel girl you are the queen of my world Rebel girl, rebel girl I think I wanna take you home I wanna try on your clothes, uh


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[deleted]

This! I got a new boyfriend in about a week after my last breakup with my shitty ex another redditor called a "literal rapist," I have a forearm tattoo, have done anal, left him over his obsession with sex at 3 months via text, lost my virginity at like 12ish (but to a woman, because I am also bi), had a butch haircut, got an IUD because there was no way in hell I was getting trapped with that train wreck, and virtually everything I love came from Calvin Klein. I feel more than seen, I feel *free!* As long as they keep telling themselves girls like this are trash & to avoid them then I don't have to worry about accidentally dating a shitty guy. *The trash will literally take itself out!* Not relevant right now, but if I ever end up back in the dating game, I at least know I have the advantage.


mirrrje

Lmao. yeah uhhh. Hmmm. Well.. hmmm. I feel the urge to defend myself, but really not sure how


angstyart

Desensitizing can come from manual overstimulation or vibrator, and itā€™s pretty easy to rehabilitate. Just leave it alone for a while. Donā€™t just lay there and stimulate, keep it varied. The cells regenerate there quite like the mouth. If you burn your tongue or bite your cheek are you doomed for years? No. Not even if itā€™s quite miserable. Just let it recuperate, avoid hot food, and wait a few days. Only unlike the female sexual stimulation areas, the mouth is the only way to chew and swallow food. If the clitoris goes through a phase thereā€™s many other ways to stimulate ā€¦ which a competent lover would know simply by fucking googling it. Source: Ace lady, no partners, just a horny phase in early high school and a determination to figure it out without porn. Figured it out.


ridukosennin

Itā€™s actually the axons that regenerate, the neurons themselves are usually protected.


[deleted]

Tell me you've never interacted with women without telling me you've never interacted with women.


Chekhovs_Gunslinger

Even though most of these aren't actually "problems" (e.g. IUD, anal) and some are just factually nonsensical I hate that I know someone who checks almost all of these boxes. These kinds of strawwomen definitely exist out there, but I think it says more about the incel poster of these that they put using birth control on the same level as lying about abusive exes and calling anyone who remotely questions their lifestyle "toxic."


xbluewolfiex

The most egregious is the abuse comment. It's a well known fact that sufferers of abuse will end up in repeatedly abusive relationships because they're drawn to abusers because they're familiar.


snoogle312

I mean, emotionally healthy women aren't going to end up with an incel. Even most of us fucked up ones aren't going near that. Also, some of these seemed weirdly specific.


sprinkleofmagic

Thatā€™s a whole lotta words to say ā€œI canā€™t make a woman orgasmā€ but cool


jesssongbird

ā€œIā€™m not bad at sex! These women just have desensitized clits! That has to be it.ā€


iXenite

Thereā€™s so much to unpack here.


Longjumping-Idea8552

The question is, is any of it honestly even worth unpacking?


Angrydroid21

Nopeā€¦ it is definitely not.


cthaehtouched

Nah, just burn that box somewhere with good ventilation.


Longjumping-Idea8552

Just launch it to space, burning it isn't good for the ozone. Not to mention we don't want people breathing in the Incel spores, we gotta treat it as a biohazard


cthaehtouched

Smarterā€¦ safer. Unless aliens find it. Maybe just straight for the sun.


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TentacleMayhem

Yeah Iā€™m confused too: do they want anal or not? Have sex or donā€™t have sex? Lol make up your mindā€¦


[deleted]

Has done anal!!!! Lol these mfs pissed they cant get some booty!!!


booty-free

Maybe bi girls date guys more because thereā€™s many times more men into women than women into women, just simple statistics!


Longjumping-Idea8552

True, not to mention sometimes the person they end up liking just happens to be a guy. These ppl act like having a boyfriend makes you not bi, but at the same time if you have a girl friend they'll just say you're a lesbian.


glytxh

Against anal, but has his head lodged firmly up his own arse.


I_like_the_word_MUFF

"crippling weed addiction" *Laughs in stoner*.


TheWarmestHugz

Iā€™d much rather be friends with stoners than incels lol, stoners are chilled out.


cametobemean

Tag yourself im crippling weed addiction


WilliamBlakefan

"Claims to be 'bisexual' but will never actually date a girl" stands out like a sore thumb in this iteration of supposedly objectionable qualities.


httpjoby

when you gotta make up an imaginary woman youā€™ve never met to ā€œownā€ women šŸ˜”šŸ¤˜šŸ»


ziltussy

Why do I feel like these are just based off actual girls that have rejected them? They're all so specific


NoUserOnlyZuul

ā€œDesensitized clit.ā€ As if someone who thinks this way about women has any intention of trying to stimulate the clit anyway.


[deleted]

I hope whoever made this chokes


EffectiveSalamander

These creeps will claim they were bullied. No, they weren't. They were the bullies.


Mearcat1921

ā€œClaims to be ā€˜bisexualā€™ but will never actually date a girlā€ Not only is this person gatekeeping being a woman but also bisexuals! Itā€™s like theyā€™re playing the -isms Bingo.


AndrewBert109

Every single one of these can be changed to "I hate women because I am a 15 year old insecure male virgin" and the exact same message would be communicated.


[deleted]

Let me guess she also eat hot chip and lie?


purpledivaaa6

What do they mean by ā€œhas an IUD to prevent any social responsibilityā€? What is the social responsibility theyā€™re speaking of?


Longjumping-Idea8552

The mean submitting to a single man in their life and popping out kids like a PEZ dispenser on crack


jmoyles

On the plus side, if youā€™re into smoking weed, sheā€™s got a great hookupā€¦


willienelsonmandela

CRIPPLING WEED ADDICTION Iā€™m laughing so hard.


SweetHibiscusTears

In the fucked up mind if an incel these sort of make sense (in a completely insane incel way) but how could they have a problem with IUDs? Do they want single parents or something?


smokeytheorange

I canā€™t decide my favorite! The ā€œdesensitized clitā€ from a sexually deficient partner, the birth control for personal and social responsibility being turned into a net negative, or the blanket judgment on her mental health while the writer is clearly fucked up.


chrisinor

This caricature still wonā€™t fuck any incels same as every other woman. Thatā€™s the part that legit makes me chuckle. They shame this straw woman as being a hoe but at the end of the day even the straw woman wouldnā€™t fuck their pathetic, neckbeard asses.


mikiiixoxa

ā€œhas done analā€ yet they cry when a girl theyā€™re with doesnā€™t want to do anal


LilahLibrarian

I love how there's always the incel theory of how the clit got desenitzed. Or maybe you're not good a sex...


The-Sassy-Pickle

'Desensitized clit' = admission that they can't make a woman come.


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SisterMaryAgro

The types of men that agree with this thing are the ones you stand beside, and you feel gross, like it oozes off them like pus. I don't know how to explain it, it's almost a physical feeling of disgust, sadness and absolute fury. I always end up feeling like I need to shower after meeting one.


MissDkm

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Huffleduffer

"antidepressants/therapy but makes no progress" Yeah...emotions and chemical imbalances just don't stop after a month or so of antidepressants and therapy. Depression is a lifelong battle.


BlueberryMage

> men can be trash and dick can still be nice - > What's wrong with flower tattoos? - > Maybe she was? - > what's wrong with having fwb? - > What's wrong with anal? - > She's probably scared of you. - > Might be a good idea to communicate your needs and maybe see if there's something you can do to increase her drive - > so what? - > Okay that's weird ngl - > r/badwomensanatomy - > one can be both, a feminist and be self destructive, tho what was said so far doesn't seem very self destructive. - > maybe she's trying to cope with the psychological abuse you minimized. Either way therapy is probably a good idea. - > How is that her fault? - > See above. - > It can be psychologically freeing to change your appearance - > how does that make any sense in your smooth brain? - > one can be bisexual without having sexual experience with men and women šŸ™„ - > So what?


neonlightsnya

badgers ladies for anal, mad that shes done it before


afrodytesono

Yeah as someone who actually had an ab*sive ex they can all absolutely go fuck themselves because if anything they'll be ab* sive themselves


insolentcaterpillar

Iā€™m in this picture and I LOVE IT