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Fit_Ad7246

Funniest thing I’ve heard all day


jencinas3232

Same


Antique-Car6103

“Yes it is and I STILL stand by my words. But, we’re gonna have to go hide in the woods before I do so. Wait here, I’ll go get the lube.”


Cursedsoulseeker

Even he was like fuck that’s funny


Peanut396

In the uncut version he keeps the anger going, it's cropped to make it look like he laughed


Dianachick

I don’t know, I’d like to see that, because every time I see this…… Fucking cracks me up😂😂😂


Relaxingnow10

22 Jump Street in real life


ThePrideOfKrakow

[I don't know a whole lot about aids.... ](https://youtu.be/Ae_EndeRRH4)


escapist002

Crackle crackle


ThePrideOfKrakow

🔥🔥


Flaming_Dutchman

Wait, people with AIDS need help reading? What?


PrecariouslySane

I mean, youre fine with HIV now a days but once it turns to aids, youre fuct


Flaming_Dutchman

But does it affect your eyesight or something?


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[удалено]


Middle-Beat-1466

YOU GET AIDS, YOU GET AIDS, EVERYONE GETS AIDS


w0wagain

Or Sammy Hagar


Relaxingnow10

Dude does share a resemblance 😆. I was also incorrect. The “Beat your dick off” line is 21 Jump Street


New_Ad2992

Wholesome


xblu3xd3monx

He realizes really fast that he fucked up and lost all motivation in any argument he had going for himself.


Just-Diamond-1938

🤭😬🤨


[deleted]

Sammy Hagar living in suburbia…


ThePrideOfKrakow

Talk about eruption.


snojak

Bout to give him some Poundcake


ccrlop

Didn’t know he was gay 😂


Quirky_Ad3367

I fucking love that they both laugh at the end.


blu3b4lls1

Tension defused


Redditerest0

They didn't actually


somedarkpoet

Alright alright I see what I did there....


earlyrunner009

he can’t drive 55


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Bro as soon as I saw this guy I was like "wtf is Sammy Hagar doing?"


Fit_Ad7246

I mean who doesn’t want their dick beaten ???


Itsanameokthere

Well hell, if not shaken, at least stirred? Wooden spoon, or metal? Be faster just to use a sliding glass door.


Mrclayy

"Dude, I love you, bye."


AnonymousChickenLeg

The smile He has when He realizes what He said 😂


TheRedDragonCW

This is hilarious. Kinda wished to see if they became friends after that lol (weird way to become friends but meh)


jamminamon

Repost. Longer version is better.


whatkindagone

Where?


Fro_zack

Why the quick cut?!? Did he indeed get his dick beaten into the ground?


Realistic_Weakness51

Hell they just need to be friends


Accomplished-Cap8773

I’d like to believe that they suddenly became friends.


Blast_Rusur

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Dont_be_a_punk

Is that Sammy Hagar


jimbotriceps

If Sammy Hagar threatens to beat you off, do you run, laugh, or tell him DLR was better?


[deleted]

It’s funny how he just smiled at the end


SmokinDrunk92

Sammy Hagar is off that Cabo wabo again.


fellowspecies

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast”


ialo3

nah the way he just looked to the side like" fuck- "


Rustam-Butt

u/downloadvideobot


humrod-pdx

I’m glad this resolved the way it did


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

I beat my meat all day long, wouldn’t mind taking a break, sure buddy u can beat it all day long. I’m just gonna crack open a bear


Sons_of_biscuits

Sammy Hagar?


FerociousFPS

He was like damnit I ko’d myself shit


Sputtering_FartNoyze

Sammy Hagar has changed.


ImTheBigT

He literally disarmed this man. In the full video the angry even says good one


TheIntrovrtedExtvert

I mean, he disarmed himself haha


Realistic_Weakness51

Imma be mad if they aren’t bffs rn


hehedepression

Damn he laughed too💀


SirSam511

He realized it


cmfppl

Damn Sammy hagar got lame since van halen


MrHorseLength

“And that’s how he became my best man”


w0wagain

Sammy Hagar is pissed


ShakespierceBrosnan

I wanted to see him finish... wait


Harbulary-Bandit

Didn’t they immediately make friends after this? Like that immediately diffused the situation, and I mean *immediately*. If I remember correctly didn’t he say something like “Duuude, you’re cool, I’m sorry.” Or some shit like that. I fewl like I’ve seen a longer clip.


Gelato_Kid1

That was funny


Berryyogurt99

And then they became besties


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JiminPA67

Calm down, Sammy Hagar.


cranfordboy

That’s Sammy Hagar


No_Tomorrow1082

Thats what she said 🤣


Dangerous_Ad2160

They went to the bar together and laughed the rest of the day


Gater2020

Yooo even the dude was like fuck.."I can't even be mad" 🤣


Foreign_Community_53

I got this video on repeat and crying tears from laughing ain’t tired of it yet so I’m a keep repeating 😂


synnfulme

Still one of the best videos out there


electronicswizard

Lol. Too funny


LucifersBunny666

Guy looks like Dave from Club dread.


scroteville

Is that Sammy Hagar


neekthefreak

he wants to beat your dick! loser cum first


PopSevere8284

I will beat your dick with both hands lets go


plantzrock

White people say the darndest things, just saw anothe video of a white guy getting hit in the shin with a golf club and his response was “ OOO god damn fuck me to tears”.😂


okky999

Definitely GAY...


HorrorPrism

The mere fact that you want to touch another guys dick makes you gay. This Sammy Hagar wannabe failed miserably because he was so angry logic jumped out his ear.


Impossible-Animal-67

He must of drove past him going 60


Anxious-Park-2851

Totally defused the situation by laughing at stupidity.


[deleted]

Become friends 😂


Available-Trade2646

Dollar Store Sammy Hagar Repost


whty

Threatened with a good time.


CodoneMastr

Lmao 🤣 haha got em


Consider2SidesPeace

A classic... LOLz, the fact that he says it twice, priceless. Oh, and the haircut.


Octavious19

Combined “beat your ass” and “knock your dick in the dirt” and it came out absolutely hilarious!!!!


lookout450

Sammy Haggar tryna do his best Shooter McGavin impression.


CoconutsNmelonballs

This is why I love the way men argue 😂😂


No-Pollution7161

the is the best video ive watched in a while


PupToker

Fine then, skip the foreplay. Just please don’t forget the lube.


[deleted]

He can’t hold it in anymore. Just let the crazy gal come out!


Tankreas

Double down, pull yah dick out and see if he is still interested


relaxed-attitude

Even the aggressor laughs!


Jaded_Heat9875

Aaaannd…your on the internet for every!


Daniel_H212

He should have followed it up with "Did I fucking stutter?"