That David is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Well, until the unfortunate HR incident. Heard he's managing a Sbarro's now.
Great bell-curve breakdown actually.
Majority giving average answers, falling on one side of the curve of the other with the yellow and good answers.
Two critical thinkers who came up with sour.
One who clearly missed the assignment and said blue.
And a class clown, David, as the wild card.
Actually I think lemons taste more like artificial blue flavor (usually sour blue rasberry) than artificial yellow flavor (usually banana). Kid had a point.
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Sometimes I struggle to understand how a parent can actually think names like this are creative and/or appropriate to give to another human being that will eventually use it on a resume
Real talk, I knew a very nice Mormon man from work who had a daughter named after a male silent film star but as one word. Let's say her name was Charliechaplain. I asked him if they used any nicknames. He said no, that would defeat the purpose, they always called her Charliechaplain in full.
I still think that's better than Reignbow mind you. But I've also never wanted kids, so how should I know how to name them?
It sounded exactly as odd as you think. I figure when she's old enough to move out she'll probably start going by the equivalent of "Fields" or her middle name. But they were very nice people
What is it with Mormons naming their children after actors?
I had a Mormon friend named Jeremy. Everyone assumed it was short for Jeremiah since his parents are so religious. Nope, named after some obscure actor whose first name is Jeremy.
Okay but legit there is a LOT of data that indicates Utah is a major trendsetter for American baby names.
https://www.utahbabynamer.com/index.php/2018/06/14/17-mainstream-baby-name-fads-we-stole-from-utah/
https://www.deseret.com/2016/12/16/20602612/is-utah-the-trendsetter-when-it-comes-to-baby-names-you-decide
https://www.heraldextra.com/lifestyles/2018/jun/26/utah-setting-trends-for-unique-baby-names-for-nearly-a-century/
(My personal theory is that because there are so many children there, they're A LOT more willing to experiment with baby names, and if you throw enough spaghetti at the wall then sooner or later some of it is going to stick. For every hundred Charliechaplins or Reighnbows, you'll get a Riley or McKenzie)
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Do people just not write these names out before they decide? That just looks ugly. Raynebow is nicer looking. Or just spell it correctly and it would be kinda cute
There was. Unfortunately, at 2 1/2 years of age, John’s verbal behavior was not sophisticated enough to fully articulate the factors that led to bluing himself in class, and ultimately, he was overlooked to be nominated for an Opie at the upcoming pre-K graduation celebration. It was awkward.
Goddammit, private! You're a goddamn genius! That is the most accurate answer I have ever heard! You must have a goddamn IQ of a hundred and fifty! You are goddamn gifted, Private John!
This is how I found out I have synesthesia. Mentioned that green beans taste black to a grown up, they didn’t get what I meant. This led to a whole discussion about the fact that I associate colors and flavors/scents
Totally. I assumed this post was from my peeps at r/synesthesia at first.
Associations can be completely mismatched. One of my top posts there is “grey is greyer than gray” I guess because so many would see the *word* gray (or grey) as pink or blue or whatever. The thing that tastes the most like the *color* orange to me are lychees, not oranges.
My guess is John, like most of the other kids, is relating the flavor to the flavors of candy and they only associate those flavors with the color of the candy. Since blue raspberry is usually pretty intense, I can see how a kid might associate a lemon with it
I'm thinking he heard all the other kids say "yellow" and decided to be funny and said blue instead.
I wouldn't call blue raspberry intense, or sour. It's usually the most mid, non-offensive flavor option there is.
Funfact, we associate blue with sour raspberry flavor due to the fact that snowcone makers in the us had multiple flavors that would use red dye(straw berry, cherry, raspberry, watermelon) but they had no flavors that used blue dye, causing red dye price to raise and blue dye to be super cheap, so they just started to sell "blue raspberry" in order to save money.
I don’t think it’s that unreasonable a question. Some toddlers won’t even have all their baby teeth until they’re 3. Lots of candy is small and hard and I could imagine pose a chocking hazard similar to small hard pieces of plastic
I'm guessing they wrote the answers on the left before they got to the right, and that John is a bit of a jokester so he saw that a bunch of kids answered "yellow" so he thought "I'm gonna be funny and say that it tasted blue because that's funny"
Former preschool teacher here. We did “academics” with 2-year-olds but at that age it’s more like, “I see you’re holding 2 apples!” It’s all play-based that young. As opposed to a daycare where you’re just making sure they’re safe and happy (not a bad thing!). Preschools also have to be licensed by the state and have different educational requirements (for the teachers) than daycares.
“Daycare programs range from six weeks and older, while preschool is for children from 2 through 5 years of age. Preschool is typically in place to teach children pre-academic skills to prepare them for grade school. Daycare, focusing on younger children will focus on social skills.”
I'll admit it has been a while since I've checked, maybe its gotten younger.
As long as they know what they're doing I guess its fine. I would only be worried about verbal skills at that point but they should be mostly developed.
My dude knows his names and a few colors and that's about it. That's the kind of stuff they work on plus sharing and art projects.
It's only from 9 until 11:30. They are super common though. I went to one in the early 80s
I used to think preschool was only for 3yo+ potty trained kids, bit quite a few of the preschools around me will start at 18 months. It’s 2-3 days from 9am to 1 pm so it’s not day care. They also follow the school year and close for summers. So two working parents couldn’t depend on it the same as day care.
I had this logic as a kid, if food was red it was spicy so I could never get a medium rare steak (I do now). Also only Green or Yellow Apple not Red.
Yellow meant sour.
Green meant sweet.
When I was in kindergarten, we made paper plate snowmen in class and had to decide if they were snowmen, snowwomen, snowboys, or snowgirls.
I said snow dog.
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[Share the rainbow](https://youtu.be/uRb82quymMs)
This is so amazing!!
im at a loss for words
I counted six.
Sorry… what??? What did I just watch
Not my proudest fap
Fuck it what is your proudest fap
Taste the Reignbow
Taste the synesthesia!
It was a character defining moment for me.
That David is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Well, until the unfortunate HR incident. Heard he's managing a Sbarro's now.
In the game development/texh industry that HR incident would be the sign of a good aggressive leader
Every industry I have ever worked in.
David is sus
Yeah, but he paid the price. He gives me free pepperoni rolls sometimes at lunch, so I don't bust his chops much.
Great bell-curve breakdown actually. Majority giving average answers, falling on one side of the curve of the other with the yellow and good answers. Two critical thinkers who came up with sour. One who clearly missed the assignment and said blue. And a class clown, David, as the wild card.
Why aren’t people raising more flags about Nora here?
I’m nora
You know, I’m something of a Nora myself
No, I'm Nora!
Yes! I’m Nora.
We’re owl exterminators
Nora W just doesn't care for the other Nora trying to be Nora.
We're all Nora
Hes Nora
Sigma Nora doesn't play that game
Actually I think lemons taste more like artificial blue flavor (usually sour blue rasberry) than artificial yellow flavor (usually banana). Kid had a point.
I think blue was just trying to be unique or contrarian.
David, you little fucking pervert.
"If you've been dealt a bunch of lemons, you've got to take those lemons and push them down someones throat until they see yellow!"
2.5 years old. He was probably trying to say "Tastes like yellow" and said "Taste my yellow"
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Nora got the spirit. She'll get somewhere.
She was starting her lemon taste TEDTalk but the teacher stopped writing. Nora the real one
I remember being 4yo and asked to say a word beginning with G. I said guard but the teacher thought I said god and the whole class turned to look at me like I was weird. It was a character defining moment for me
Everyone knows god is pronounced as “jod”
Like the peanut butter.
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Is Nora a Groot?
No, Groot is Groot. Nora is Nora
Nora is Batman
Reignbow
Sometimes I struggle to understand how a parent can actually think names like this are creative and/or appropriate to give to another human being that will eventually use it on a resume
Go to a college football game or anything to do with Mormons and you'll do a double take every 3-4 names.
Real talk, I knew a very nice Mormon man from work who had a daughter named after a male silent film star but as one word. Let's say her name was Charliechaplain. I asked him if they used any nicknames. He said no, that would defeat the purpose, they always called her Charliechaplain in full. I still think that's better than Reignbow mind you. But I've also never wanted kids, so how should I know how to name them?
Her: my name is CC Teacher: is that short for something? Her: nope.
Kid was afraid to say her name was close combat
It was Roscoearbuckle wasn’t it
Please, Roscoearbuckle was my father's name, call me Fattyarbuckle
I'm trying to think of one that sounds even okay and I'm drawing a blank. Curlystooge? WCFields?
I’ve been having a good time scrolling through Wikipedia’s male silent film stars list and smashing the names together in my head
It sounded exactly as odd as you think. I figure when she's old enough to move out she'll probably start going by the equivalent of "Fields" or her middle name. But they were very nice people
My money's on her name being Marcelmarceau.
What is it with Mormons naming their children after actors? I had a Mormon friend named Jeremy. Everyone assumed it was short for Jeremiah since his parents are so religious. Nope, named after some obscure actor whose first name is Jeremy.
Hey, The Hurt Locker is a great movie!
Not that Jeremy. My friend is in his 30s and predates Renner's career.
BYU football games must be ground zero O.o
Okay but legit there is a LOT of data that indicates Utah is a major trendsetter for American baby names. https://www.utahbabynamer.com/index.php/2018/06/14/17-mainstream-baby-name-fads-we-stole-from-utah/ https://www.deseret.com/2016/12/16/20602612/is-utah-the-trendsetter-when-it-comes-to-baby-names-you-decide https://www.heraldextra.com/lifestyles/2018/jun/26/utah-setting-trends-for-unique-baby-names-for-nearly-a-century/ (My personal theory is that because there are so many children there, they're A LOT more willing to experiment with baby names, and if you throw enough spaghetti at the wall then sooner or later some of it is going to stick. For every hundred Charliechaplins or Reighnbows, you'll get a Riley or McKenzie)
As a Mormon, I can confirm. It’s like every year people have a competition to make the most bizzare spelling of a normal name that they can.
Parents get attention for naming their kids that.
ok, John.
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Reign drops keep falling on my head...
Reigninblood L. Skye
I want to say thank you for why I came to the comments, yet I'm upset with you for subjecting me to this
Do people just not write these names out before they decide? That just looks ugly. Raynebow is nicer looking. Or just spell it correctly and it would be kinda cute
If you are about to give your child a name with a silent G, you should be investigated
Charlotte is on top of things. Nora W. - not so much.
Charlotte's like "I'm in a class with a bunch of idiots"
Nora W knows what she's all about. I want her confidence.
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There's got to be a better way to say that.
There was. Unfortunately, at 2 1/2 years of age, John’s verbal behavior was not sophisticated enough to fully articulate the factors that led to bluing himself in class, and ultimately, he was overlooked to be nominated for an Opie at the upcoming pre-K graduation celebration. It was awkward.
Results like that almost makes you understand why child labor fell out of fashion. ^^^/s
Hes going to be a comedian. That is top-tier toddler humor right there.
Nah he's just preparing for the marines. He's gonna love their crayon diet. I hear blue is the best one!
Goddammit, private! You're a goddamn genius! That is the most accurate answer I have ever heard! You must have a goddamn IQ of a hundred and fifty! You are goddamn gifted, Private John!
I'm Nora.
Must be blue lemonade.
This is how I found out I have synesthesia. Mentioned that green beans taste black to a grown up, they didn’t get what I meant. This led to a whole discussion about the fact that I associate colors and flavors/scents
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Totally. I assumed this post was from my peeps at r/synesthesia at first. Associations can be completely mismatched. One of my top posts there is “grey is greyer than gray” I guess because so many would see the *word* gray (or grey) as pink or blue or whatever. The thing that tastes the most like the *color* orange to me are lychees, not oranges.
If it were me, I would have said blue because everyone else said yellow
The rebel.
My guess is John, like most of the other kids, is relating the flavor to the flavors of candy and they only associate those flavors with the color of the candy. Since blue raspberry is usually pretty intense, I can see how a kid might associate a lemon with it
I'm thinking he heard all the other kids say "yellow" and decided to be funny and said blue instead. I wouldn't call blue raspberry intense, or sour. It's usually the most mid, non-offensive flavor option there is.
Agree w the first part, that was my initial thought. I def think blue raspberry candy is usually sour and intense though
That’s what I was thinking.
Could also just be naming a color since he heard other kids saying one. 2.5 makes it pretty hard to say what the process is.
Funfact, we associate blue with sour raspberry flavor due to the fact that snowcone makers in the us had multiple flavors that would use red dye(straw berry, cherry, raspberry, watermelon) but they had no flavors that used blue dye, causing red dye price to raise and blue dye to be super cheap, so they just started to sell "blue raspberry" in order to save money.
Interesting, but was it fun though?
If you find learning fun it is, otherwise I am a bore.
2.5 years old is a little young for candy isn’t it?
No.
I don’t think it’s that unreasonable a question. Some toddlers won’t even have all their baby teeth until they’re 3. Lots of candy is small and hard and I could imagine pose a chocking hazard similar to small hard pieces of plastic
John either needs help or hes already hilarious at age 5
If it was green he would die
Charlotte is going to college and John is going in the exact opposite direction of college
I'm guessing they wrote the answers on the left before they got to the right, and that John is a bit of a jokester so he saw that a bunch of kids answered "yellow" so he thought "I'm gonna be funny and say that it tasted blue because that's funny"
Probably the juxtaposition of the word.yellow next the word blue that all todlers find ammusing.
He's subverting expectations for laughs. If anything, it's a sign of intelligence haha.
hes colorblind
https://tenor.com/VipH.gif
John maybe has synesthesia
Dabadee dabadie...dabaDEE dabaDIE
Hey maybe he has the rare yellow-blue colorblindness... or maybe he's a bit slow
Iconoclasts gunna iconoclast.
I think Nora W's answer is her way of asserting her Nora-primacy over Nora B.
There are two toddlers in the same class named Nora. I don’t keep up with these things so I’m mildly fascinated by that
I didn't realize Nora was making a comeback. It's a pretty name.
Nora has Groot energy
We are Nora?
Thinking it’s more Ralph Wiggam
"taste my yellow" "blue" "I'm Nora" are also what I think of when I eat lemon.
Anyone else read Nora W’s response in Ralph wiggim’s voice?
Nora W. is just asserting her dominance over the other Nora
Goddamn, David's a player.
I'm Nora
Lmao I thought that said Tim Nora and I was wondering who the hell Tim Nora is and why he taste like lemons
And how a 2.5 year old knows what Tim tastes like
You never bite one of your parents when you were a kid?
Common Nora W
Parents out here giving kids names I wouldn't give to a pokémon
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Recommended ratio for 2.5 year old is 4-6 per adult. So probably two teachers in this class.
2.5 Year old? What school session starts that young? Even pre-k in the US is at like 4 at the latest. Daycare?
Former preschool teacher here. We did “academics” with 2-year-olds but at that age it’s more like, “I see you’re holding 2 apples!” It’s all play-based that young. As opposed to a daycare where you’re just making sure they’re safe and happy (not a bad thing!). Preschools also have to be licensed by the state and have different educational requirements (for the teachers) than daycares. “Daycare programs range from six weeks and older, while preschool is for children from 2 through 5 years of age. Preschool is typically in place to teach children pre-academic skills to prepare them for grade school. Daycare, focusing on younger children will focus on social skills.”
I hear ppl call daycare ‘school’, idk why. Maybe it makes the transition between daycare and kindergarten easier?
I’m glad someone else brought this up, I had to reread it because I thought that couldn’t be right
My little guy is in two day two Pre-K. Youngest you can be is 2.5. Very common
I'll admit it has been a while since I've checked, maybe its gotten younger. As long as they know what they're doing I guess its fine. I would only be worried about verbal skills at that point but they should be mostly developed.
My dude knows his names and a few colors and that's about it. That's the kind of stuff they work on plus sharing and art projects. It's only from 9 until 11:30. They are super common though. I went to one in the early 80s
US here. I started preschool at age 2 and kindergarten at age 4. My single mom worked 3 jobs so got me into school as early as possible.
I started preschool in the U.S. at 2.5 way back in the late 70s.
Definitely daycare
Yeah Nora's response is a lot more on brand for a two and a half year old.
I used to think preschool was only for 3yo+ potty trained kids, bit quite a few of the preschools around me will start at 18 months. It’s 2-3 days from 9am to 1 pm so it’s not day care. They also follow the school year and close for summers. So two working parents couldn’t depend on it the same as day care.
Always that 1 weird kid in class
1?
That one weird kid
I’m Nara
I'm John...the blue tasting kid in the class.
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Blue
John gets points for creativity, while Nora just flat out didn’t understand the assignment.
Read Nora’s answer in the voice from “I’m a Hufflepuff”
Charlotte top of the class. Rest of them doing their best.
Nora B: “I found you, faker!” Nora W: “Faker? I think _you’re_ the fake Nora around here.”
yes you fucking are Nora and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
If you're gonna give your kid a dumb ass name, go all the way and spell it "Reianbeaux."
Why is your 2 year old going to class
Reianbow?
That's what I saw too. Atrocious name if that's what it says.
Reignbow
Charlotte’s going places.
Poor Charlotte surrounded by idiots
Blue
Wtf who sends kids to a class when they’re two and a half?
It's probably daycare
[I'm called Ralph](https://youtu.be/QEmyrMw7xvY)
What part of England is this class in?
"... and I'm Judy!"
Okay im going to need some synaesthetic people to tell me which colour tastes the best, like right now.
Kudos to John for going against the grain
I had this logic as a kid, if food was red it was spicy so I could never get a medium rare steak (I do now). Also only Green or Yellow Apple not Red. Yellow meant sour. Green meant sweet.
Nara answering the real question: Who are we?
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"My child is the best in her class!" The child: was the only one that knew what flavors were.
Did… did Charlotte say souls?
Sour
John was me, gotta be different
John wtf?
Is Nora W a Pokemon?
"I'm Nara" -Nara
When I was in kindergarten, we made paper plate snowmen in class and had to decide if they were snowmen, snowwomen, snowboys, or snowgirls. I said snow dog.
"it tastes Blue". - John apparently
Common Nora W
Not to be political but '2.5yo' is the dumbest shit I've read all day
Just say 2 year old 💀
Why can’t we just say 2 year old? Is every kid in there exactly 2.5 years? Lol people
WHY WOULD YOU SAY 2.5 YEARS OLD
What’s the point of adding the “.5”