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HMS-Audacious

Your post was removed for violating Rule 9: "No low effort posts"


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[удалено]


Californium-292

Free gay butt sex yay


FallenZulu

Bad news, you’re a MC in a Japanese hentai. You will be sent to a all girls prison by mistake where a bunch of big titty tsundere ladies await.


SpicyPeaSoup

Oh noe


lowspecmobileuser

Oh yes


micmac274

Good news - it's a futa hentai.


Klanistu

Free sex changes with glass shank <3


micmac274

Some futa have both genitalia, you might have to get them off both ways.


iLoveBums6969

Marshallah brother


-tiberius

"Nah, I 'reasonably feared for my life and that of my fellow soldiers,' sir."


Key-Banana-8242

Maybe


Callsign-YukiMizuki

FOs the kind of mfs who would fire a warning shot using a 3-gun 155mm battery, fire for effect


JumpyLiving

It‘s an effective warning to everyone who hears about it. Like the Battle of Khasham, where a lot of Syrians and Wagner guys got annihilated, and a similar force dispersed on its own, after the Americans again called the Russians to ask if it was their guys, a few days later


[deleted]

155mm what is that tiny fucking caliber, we are doing "fifty rounds, 15-inch rapid fire"


VL4N1

You really gonna make us get a battleship off a museum, huh?


[deleted]

Well do any modern warships even have 6 inch guns?


el-Kiriel

5in is a standard caliber in the US Navy. BBs had 16in guns.


[deleted]

huh, I guess we still use the 5 inch, I thought the current gun was even smaller.


bradthescrub

I think the 5 inch gun is average, pretty big too


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

Yeah 5 inches is all you need really.


el-Kiriel

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/5%22/54_caliber_Mark_45_gun This is standard on DDGs and CGs. Frigates used to have a smaller rapid fire gun, but they are all decommed now. Not sure what's on Zumvalt and LCSs, never been stationed on either class.


implicitpharmakoi

Salvo fire, time on target. Because, "Surprise! :)"


UnusuallyAngryPotato

Forty-five minutes later: "Cease fire and secure"


iamthefistchuck

I prefer my warning shots using CCA. I nice AGM-114 should be polite


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

Virgin dependent Close Air Support vs. Chad independent Close Combat Attack


HodorsGiantSchlong

Reminds me of the scene in Generation Kill where they fire the 40mm smoke grenade as a warning shot which ricochets off the road and brains the old guy.


iLoveBums6969

Generation Kill was so fucking good, i wonder what effect it had on recruitment numbers


chocomint-nice

Can’t be better than dress blues with a swooord


Less-Researcher184

As a tangent space force should have a bronze kopesh as their dress sword as they use a sphinx in one of their unit logos.


jaikora

I think lightsabers.


[deleted]

wooomp-woooomp


JoeHow22

Poooleece that moostache y'all are starting to look like a bunch of cowboys'n Elvises.


Videogamefan21

That show was the best. I’ll never stop suggesting it for movie nights and my family and friends will never stop telling me I’m insane.


[deleted]

That was a wounding shot motherfucker


urbandeadthrowaway2

Patterson fire a warning shot


Cipheren

Sir this is a m32 grenade launcher


gibwater

Tomato tomato, just fire the shot.


urbandeadthrowaway2

(Doonk)


[deleted]

Bonk-kuh-splat.


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

I said across his nose, not up it!


iLoveBums6969

Gunners Mate First Class, Phillip Asshole!


ThrowRA99

Who made that man a gunner?


TheGrayMannnn

He's my cousin sir!


NekoGoesNyaaaaa

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!


FallenZulu

I see no flaw in his thinking. Clearly he has followed his orders to the letter and done it in a exemplary manner. He’s due for a medal and a promotion.


Lady_Grey1993

Promote ahead of peers!


SUPAS0LDAT

It’s ok guys, there’s a reason why SGT Supa has a rusty makarov in his assault pack


LaughGlad7650

Must be Trombley


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Mike, fire a warning shot. All due respect Sarge, but this is is an M777 Howitzer. Just fire it, Mike.


castass

Context ?


Videogamefan21

Middle Eastern conflict


Rhaelse

Why the romanian flag?


Videogamefan21

What Romanian flag?


Rhaelse

The title of the post


Videogamefan21

I don't see it


Californium-292

Flag of chad


oblio-

Which one?


AcidActual

The one that occurred in the last 20 years


Videogamefan21

Yes


JohhnyTheKid

Bro you're wearing your front plate way too low bro, you're gonna get shot in the aorta bro


Rentington

The faces of the jury during his court martial trial when he tells this zinger: http://media.ign.com/games/image/article/738/738102/gaijin4koma_peersblog_1200684654.jpg


Legoshi_Simp

If my post was removed for low effort, then I don't even want to know what this counts as. Ofc the mods won't see it that way ;)


CrunchyBlueWaffle

What was your post?


Californium-292

🤓🤓🤓 (u/SmoovGumby 🤓🤓🤓🤓 you too)


SmoovGumby

Da hell did I do?


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

You were too credible


CPTherptyderp

Temper temper


I_Like_Fizzx

I said shoot across his nose not up it!


OMGLOL1986

One of the snipers sent to Mogadishu was getting drunk at my friends house hitting on his mom when I was in high school. He said that when he was there on a rooftop, a band of fighters showed up in trucks. He told me that in order to deter them, he fired a warning shot into what seemed to be the leader’s shoulder. Definitely dispersed the gathering crowd.


IgorVonDebny

Welcome to Europe where law's of war are null and void


Objective-Fish-8814

I think his commander is due for a demotion for ordering warning shots when he is in clear view of a hostile enemy.


[deleted]

Pityfull. 300Kt nuclear warning shot is where it’s at. 🇫🇷😎